The Goblin Games/We Be Goblins (Inactive)

Game Master Wolfwaker

Goblin mayhem!


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Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Twitchy wonders if its time to regale Wolfwaker with other musical numbers... Ronk, Medge, Gurp, Flamefinger -- let's fill this discussion with music and song!


male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

I will try


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Male Goblin Druid (Swamp Druid) 3 | HP 26/26 | AC 18, touch 13 Flat-footed 15 | CMB +0 | CMD 13 | Fort +5, Ref +4, Will +8 | Perception +10 (+2 when hearing, +1 in swamp)

Okay, I'll give it a go. Keep in mind Gurp can't really sing all that well, what with his weird speech patterns and such.

Gonna put horse away for a minute
Pretend Gurp not stuck right near it
Swamp water gonna wash sad face away

Had good juju but Gurp lost it
Gurp think dice might be haunted
Now Gurp close to horse and maybe want to get away!

Wishing Gurp was neck deep in swamp water somewhere
Got grey sky breeze and it don't seem fair
Only worry in the world is Squishy gonna eat Gurp's chair?
Sunrise there fire in the sky
Never look so happy
Never eat slug pie
And Gurp think swamp be some kind of paradise!

Drew picture said back in a minute
Found a boat didn't get innit
Gurp think boats stupid anyway

Gurp really want a swamp vacation
Making dubious swampshroom medication
Wishing stupid Licktoad kiddies would go away

Cause now Gurp be neck deep in swamp water somewhere
Got grey sky breeze and it don't seem fair
Only worry in the world is Squishy gonna eat Gurp's chair?
Sunrise there fire in the sky
Never look so happy
Never eat slug pie
And Gurp think swamp be some kind of paradise!

Muck water wash over Squishy
It good life living in muddy swamp sea!
One day you get lost near we
Great Gurp and best Squishy
Show you how not to be

Neck deep in swamp water somewhere
Got grey sky breeze and it don't seem fair
Only worry in the world is Squishy gonna eat Gurp's chair?
Sunrise there fire in the sky
Never look so happy
Never eat slug pie
And Gurp think swamp be some kind of paradise!

Wade in the mud water feels nice
Find self your own slice
Get rucksack of swamp flies
Never know unless you try
When you lose yourself
You find key to swamp paradise!

Sung to Zac Brown's Knee Deep, except really off key and out of sync with the actual music.


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

::applause::

I think that may be Gurp's first ever song in WBG!


Male Goblin Druid (Swamp Druid) 3 | HP 26/26 | AC 18, touch 13 Flat-footed 15 | CMB +0 | CMD 13 | Fort +5, Ref +4, Will +8 | Perception +10 (+2 when hearing, +1 in swamp)

Indeed! Can you tell he's out of practice?


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

No, seriously, it was great!

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Nice, Zac Brown! Been a busy week but going to go update the adventure if nothing interrupts me.

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I lost track of everyone's HP so I'm going to assume everyone healed up over the night.


Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

Back in action and it feels so good!


male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

Gurp deserves thousands of Swamp Blessings!


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Tomorrow is Easter. I propose we Goblins stay up all night and ambush the Easter Bunny. I hear rabbits are delicious, and the thing has eggs too! It even has a cool hat with holes for its ears...

Happy Passover too!

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If we weren't in the middle of a fight already.... ;-)


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

I know. Sadly, the Easter Bunny would likely stomp us to the ground in our current condition.


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Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

I love Twitchy so much. Ride that demon horse!


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Twitchy loves all of you! We are being epic together!


male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

If Ronk didn't love Twitchy before he would now.

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That was epic! Crescendo the music!


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

I am going to be so sad when this adventure ends. We are the most epic goblin group ever.

BTW, I played "Frostfur Captives" in PFS the other day with my character Lyric, the Singing Paladin.

Here's a description of my goblin babysitting job.

I owe my great goblin management skills to this game!


male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

That sounds hilarious.


Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

Welllll we might be getting close to the end of this module, but there is a sequel to it! ;)


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Could we get the whole team together for the sequel?


male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

I am down for that!


Male Goblin Druid (Swamp Druid) 3 | HP 26/26 | AC 18, touch 13 Flat-footed 15 | CMB +0 | CMD 13 | Fort +5, Ref +4, Will +8 | Perception +10 (+2 when hearing, +1 in swamp)

Heck yes.

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I would love to run the sequel. You might have to give me a couple of weeks to take a break.

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Twitchy Boom Boom wrote:

I am going to be so sad when this adventure ends. We are the most epic goblin group ever.

BTW, I played "Frostfur Captives" in PFS the other day with my character Lyric, the Singing Paladin.

Here's a description of my goblin babysitting job.

I owe my great goblin management skills to this game!

Well done!


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs
Wolfwaker wrote:
I would love to run the sequel. You might have to give me a couple of weeks to take a break.

That would be fine. Would we continue in this thread or start a new one?


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Okay... So we're waiting for the following information:

1) From Gurp: Does he want Squishy to come?

2) From Ronk: Do you get Healed? For how much? Did Medge force you to drink the potion?

3) From Wolfwaker: How much does that Hornet's Nest weigh? Do I think it is less than five pounds?

4) From Wolfwaker: What does Twitchy see from the air? Is there anything other than the dogs on the deck?

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There are 2 dogs running around and barking. That's the only creatures you see. Hornet's nest probably weighs 2-3 pounds.


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Thanks for the information, Wolfwaker!

Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

Twitchy looks around for her buddies. "Where did everyone go?'


Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

I've had a minor family emergency pop up. Nothing huge, but I won't be around until Friday. Maybe late Thursday if I'm lucky. Feel free to bot me as needed!


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Three days without Medge! Oh no!

Fortunately, things have been slow around here. We'll likely just be getting initiative set up by then. I hope everyone's okay back home. Hugs to Medge!


male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

Goblin Group Hug!


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs
Medge the Curious wrote:
I've had a minor family emergency pop up. Nothing huge, but I won't be around until Friday. Maybe late Thursday if I'm lucky. Feel free to bot me as needed!

Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 23

Twitchy looks for Medge and hopes that her friend and her family are okay.

Big gobliny hugs!

Seriously? NOW I roll a nineteen? Sheesh.


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Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

Thanks guys :) All is good!


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Welcome back!


Male Goblin Druid (Swamp Druid) 3 | HP 26/26 | AC 18, touch 13 Flat-footed 15 | CMB +0 | CMD 13 | Fort +5, Ref +4, Will +8 | Perception +10 (+2 when hearing, +1 in swamp)

Sorry for the lack of replies lately! I was really busy with school and work. I'm back now.


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Great! We missed you!

Do you have anything on you to interrupt Vorka's casting? It's not my turn, so I can't spellcraft, but I know whatever she's casting is trouble.

EDITED TO ADD: Moving Squishy up the ramp works too!


Male Goblin Druid (Swamp Druid) 3 | HP 26/26 | AC 18, touch 13 Flat-footed 15 | CMB +0 | CMD 13 | Fort +5, Ref +4, Will +8 | Perception +10 (+2 when hearing, +1 in swamp)

Sorry, I already posted my action before i saw your comment. As for what can disrupt her...can a rock kind of shaped like a hand help?


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Anything can help.

I was considering readying an action to bomb her when she next casts, but by that time Ronk will be there, hopefully being VERY disruptive to her casting.

I'd better just bomb her before she gets into melee.

EDITED to add:

Knock-off Swamp Mojo! Gurp's the best!


Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

I didn't give Medge any skill in Spellcraft. /headdesk. No counterspell on Medge's part :(


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Male Goblin Elemental Sorcerer 1 | HP 7 | AC 13 | T 13 | FF 11 | CMD 9 | F +0 | R +2 | W +1 | Init +2 | Per +8 (+10 if hearing)

Ahhhhh!!!! Flamefinger gives the biggest apologies ever!!!! Between school, work, family events, and still trying to close on my house I've been so busy! Honestly I completely forgot to log in and reply! I'm at work now. I get off in 7 hours. I will log on and make some posts ASAP. Soo very sorry guys. :(


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

You're back! And it's final battle time! You can still see us out with this final section against Vorka.

It's good to see you again, Flamefinger.

Medge wrote:
"PREPARE TO FACE MEDGE'S FIERCE TURTLE WARRIOR"

And...Medge...

I am dying, dying of laughter here. Our Bard is made of awesome!


male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

You might need to bot me for awhile. A family emergency has popped up and I will be at the hospital for most of my free time. So lots of screaming and trying to hit things for whatever Ronk does.


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Twitchy hugs Ronk and hopes he (and his real life player) are okay.


Male Goblin Druid (Swamp Druid) 3 | HP 26/26 | AC 18, touch 13 Flat-footed 15 | CMB +0 | CMD 13 | Fort +5, Ref +4, Will +8 | Perception +10 (+2 when hearing, +1 in swamp)

Gurp gives Ronk a pat on the shoulder, and Squishy gives him a full body slughug. I hope everything's okay.


Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

Medge gives Ronk a big hug and promises to stab many things for him. Hope things get better soon!

Also, it's good to see you Flamefinger!

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Hope everything gets better, Ronk.


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Wolfwaker,

When botting Ronk, keep in mind that he has the following items on him:

1) Potion of Bullstrength
2) The ring of "Climb Real Good"

I know that he was planning on using both to reach Vorka, because we'd exchanged some silly poems over PM about the idea.


Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10
Twitchy Boom Boom wrote:

Wolfwaker,

When botting Ronk, keep in mind that he has the following items on him:

1) Potion of Bullstrength
2) The ring of "Climb Real Good"

I know that he was planning on using both to reach Vorka, because we'd exchanged some silly poems over PM about the idea.

I love you guys


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

We love you too! Turtle Warriors Rule!

If I get Ronk's permission, I will share Ronk's poem.

__________________________________________

Here was one of mine:

Twitchy has her Ronk to love.
No one can beat us two
Throwing bombs from above
Or bonking Vorka into goo.

(Oh, Eew!)

My love, climb that wall
Grab Vorka by the throat
Give this fight your all
We will rule this boat.

(Take note!)

You will earn that Twichy kiss
And perhaps more beside
Who knows -- after this...
Twitchy will have Ronk to ride!

(Don't hide!)

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