Six Heads of Mayhem--The Hydra Campaign
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Game Master
Almonihah
A very unusual hydra sets out to prove that more heads may not be better than one.
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HGP: 18 S: 36
Sorcerer 8 (Serpentine) | HP 72/72 | AC 18 | CMD 18 | F+8 |R+4 | W+8 | Per 0 | Ini 0
Smurf?
Why, that's smurfy!
10 Kineticist (Air)head | HP 45/93| 30 non lethal damage AC: 25 (17 Tch, 18 Fl) | CMB: +6, CMD: 22| F:+ 10, R: +13, W: +6; | Init: +5 | Perc: +10,SM: +0 | Speed 15ft from body |
In the name of smurf, I call upon thee!
Hydrahead Monk (Master of Many Styles) 2 Fighter (Brawler) 4 Slayer 2; Initiative +0; Perception +12, HP 16/61 RAGE HP 32/77; AC 24, T 11, FF 24; Fort +12, Ref +9, Will +7; Stunning Head 3/3
I'm amazed that this smurf thing has never come up in a single one of my posts up to now.
Ninja Head | Init: 8 | Perc: 10 | AC: 28 (t 17, ff 21) | F: 6, R: 16, W: 7 | ki points: 2/9 | HP: 63/63
Probably a feature of the new code they implemented.
Um, smurf.
Sorcerer 8 (Serpentine) | HP 72/72 | AC 18 | CMD 18 | F+8 |R+4 | W+8 | Per 0 | Ini 0
It's been around for at least a year or two this "smurf" effect ;-)
Hydrahead Monk (Master of Many Styles) 2 Fighter (Brawler) 4 Slayer 2; Initiative +0; Perception +12, HP 16/61 RAGE HP 32/77; AC 24, T 11, FF 24; Fort +12, Ref +9, Will +7; Stunning Head 3/3
I wonder if it works for conjugations, like smurfing.
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I believe it's a several-year-old April Fool's joke that they kept around because everyone enjoys smurfs.
Hydrahead Monk (Master of Many Styles) 2 Fighter (Brawler) 4 Slayer 2; Initiative +0; Perception +12, HP 16/61 RAGE HP 32/77; AC 24, T 11, FF 24; Fort +12, Ref +9, Will +7; Stunning Head 3/3
That's odd. I wonder where the first smurfed post is, anyone feel like finding it?
Papa smurf three times in a row...
Edit: got there.
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Let me know when you're ready to move on.
10 Kineticist (Air)head | HP 45/93| 30 non lethal damage AC: 25 (17 Tch, 18 Fl) | CMB: +6, CMD: 22| F:+ 10, R: +13, W: +6; | Init: +5 | Perc: +10,SM: +0 | Speed 15ft from body |
Hydrahead Monk (Master of Many Styles) 2 Fighter (Brawler) 4 Slayer 2; Initiative +0; Perception +12, HP 16/61 RAGE HP 32/77; AC 24, T 11, FF 24; Fort +12, Ref +9, Will +7; Stunning Head 3/3
Ready ready ready...heady.
Ninja Head | Init: 8 | Perc: 10 | AC: 28 (t 17, ff 21) | F: 6, R: 16, W: 7 | ki points: 2/9 | HP: 63/63
I'm done. Thanks for the pause, GM.
Hydra Head Skald 10 | HP 60(40)/85 |AC: 30 T: 14 FF: 28 | Fort +12 Ref +7 Will +10 | Init +1 | Perception +0 | Song 9/25 | Spells Per Day: 1: 5/6 2: 3/5 3: 3/4 4: 0/2
Sorcerer 8 (Serpentine) | HP 72/72 | AC 18 | CMD 18 | F+8 |R+4 | W+8 | Per 0 | Ini 0
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I really need to take better notes for this campaign.
Hydrahead Monk (Master of Many Styles) 2 Fighter (Brawler) 4 Slayer 2; Initiative +0; Perception +12, HP 16/61 RAGE HP 32/77; AC 24, T 11, FF 24; Fort +12, Ref +9, Will +7; Stunning Head 3/3
Currently we're just waiting for the results of the chasing, yes? And also for actions from Entycer?
Just checking, it is an american holiday week and all.
10 Kineticist (Air)head | HP 45/93| 30 non lethal damage AC: 25 (17 Tch, 18 Fl) | CMB: +6, CMD: 22| F:+ 10, R: +13, W: +6; | Init: +5 | Perc: +10,SM: +0 | Speed 15ft from body |
It's Thanksgiving. Tis the season to be jolly, tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
perform sing: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 11
That probably came out off-key..
10 Kineticist (Air)head | HP 45/93| 30 non lethal damage AC: 25 (17 Tch, 18 Fl) | CMB: +6, CMD: 22| F:+ 10, R: +13, W: +6; | Init: +5 | Perc: +10,SM: +0 | Speed 15ft from body |
Zip isn't the shaking sort so no she won't be grabbing the lizard and shaking him.
Try Grash.
Hydrahead Monk (Master of Many Styles) 2 Fighter (Brawler) 4 Slayer 2; Initiative +0; Perception +12, HP 16/61 RAGE HP 32/77; AC 24, T 11, FF 24; Fort +12, Ref +9, Will +7; Stunning Head 3/3
Hydra Head Skald 10 | HP 60(40)/85 |AC: 30 T: 14 FF: 28 | Fort +12 Ref +7 Will +10 | Init +1 | Perception +0 | Song 9/25 | Spells Per Day: 1: 5/6 2: 3/5 3: 3/4 4: 0/2
Huh? What?
Oh, sorry, not paying enough attention.
10 Kineticist (Air)head | HP 45/93| 30 non lethal damage AC: 25 (17 Tch, 18 Fl) | CMB: +6, CMD: 22| F:+ 10, R: +13, W: +6; | Init: +5 | Perc: +10,SM: +0 | Speed 15ft from body |
Please, with 8 strength what lizard am I going to shake again? If I were the shaking sort to begin with.
Which I'm not. It's a race, right?
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Everyone ready to move on?
10 Kineticist (Air)head | HP 45/93| 30 non lethal damage AC: 25 (17 Tch, 18 Fl) | CMB: +6, CMD: 22| F:+ 10, R: +13, W: +6; | Init: +5 | Perc: +10,SM: +0 | Speed 15ft from body |
Hydra Head Skald 10 | HP 60(40)/85 |AC: 30 T: 14 FF: 28 | Fort +12 Ref +7 Will +10 | Init +1 | Perception +0 | Song 9/25 | Spells Per Day: 1: 5/6 2: 3/5 3: 3/4 4: 0/2
Ninja Head | Init: 8 | Perc: 10 | AC: 28 (t 17, ff 21) | F: 6, R: 16, W: 7 | ki points: 2/9 | HP: 63/63
Hydrahead Monk (Master of Many Styles) 2 Fighter (Brawler) 4 Slayer 2; Initiative +0; Perception +12, HP 16/61 RAGE HP 32/77; AC 24, T 11, FF 24; Fort +12, Ref +9, Will +7; Stunning Head 3/3
I'd like to be out of this swamp as soon as possible. Better to hurry up and be done with them.
Hydrahead Monk (Master of Many Styles) 2 Fighter (Brawler) 4 Slayer 2; Initiative +0; Perception +12, HP 16/61 RAGE HP 32/77; AC 24, T 11, FF 24; Fort +12, Ref +9, Will +7; Stunning Head 3/3
Hey, it's finals week for me. That means I might not be as responsive as usual until about thursday.
Ninja Head | Init: 8 | Perc: 10 | AC: 28 (t 17, ff 21) | F: 6, R: 16, W: 7 | ki points: 2/9 | HP: 63/63
Hydrahead Monk (Master of Many Styles) 2 Fighter (Brawler) 4 Slayer 2; Initiative +0; Perception +12, HP 16/61 RAGE HP 32/77; AC 24, T 11, FF 24; Fort +12, Ref +9, Will +7; Stunning Head 3/3
Ninja Head | Init: 8 | Perc: 10 | AC: 28 (t 17, ff 21) | F: 6, R: 16, W: 7 | ki points: 2/9 | HP: 63/63
Tomorbataar wrote: I never test soft. That got weird.
Sorcerer 8 (Serpentine) | HP 72/72 | AC 18 | CMD 18 | F+8 |R+4 | W+8 | Per 0 | Ini 0
I'll update tomorrow, kid went to bed MUCH later than she should have and backed me up.
Sorry for the delay once more.
Hydrahead Monk (Master of Many Styles) 2 Fighter (Brawler) 4 Slayer 2; Initiative +0; Perception +12, HP 16/61 RAGE HP 32/77; AC 24, T 11, FF 24; Fort +12, Ref +9, Will +7; Stunning Head 3/3
Or maybe it was weird from the start, eh? *Cocks eyebrow*
Ninja Head | Init: 8 | Perc: 10 | AC: 28 (t 17, ff 21) | F: 6, R: 16, W: 7 | ki points: 2/9 | HP: 63/63
How's that studying going?
*cocks eyebrow - not mine... Tom's other eyebrow*
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I feel you, Entycer. I've got a 3 year old who just this week discovered that she can just climb out of bed any time she wants instead of sleeping.
10 Kineticist (Air)head | HP 45/93| 30 non lethal damage AC: 25 (17 Tch, 18 Fl) | CMB: +6, CMD: 22| F:+ 10, R: +13, W: +6; | Init: +5 | Perc: +10,SM: +0 | Speed 15ft from body |
I don't know if I should look forward to having kids...
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Ninja Head | Init: 8 | Perc: 10 | AC: 28 (t 17, ff 21) | F: 6, R: 16, W: 7 | ki points: 2/9 | HP: 63/63
She's also just learned what to do if she accidentally hits or bumps into someone, even if it's only a tap. "Oh! I'm sorry!" and then she says "MWAH!" as she kisses the 'hurt' whatever.
They're so worth it.
Hydrahead Monk (Master of Many Styles) 2 Fighter (Brawler) 4 Slayer 2; Initiative +0; Perception +12, HP 16/61 RAGE HP 32/77; AC 24, T 11, FF 24; Fort +12, Ref +9, Will +7; Stunning Head 3/3
1/4 done! Though I only started like, at least half an hour after that previous post.
Hydrahead Monk (Master of Many Styles) 2 Fighter (Brawler) 4 Slayer 2; Initiative +0; Perception +12, HP 16/61 RAGE HP 32/77; AC 24, T 11, FF 24; Fort +12, Ref +9, Will +7; Stunning Head 3/3
Completely done! Submitted!
Winner!
Ninja Head | Init: 8 | Perc: 10 | AC: 28 (t 17, ff 21) | F: 6, R: 16, W: 7 | ki points: 2/9 | HP: 63/63
Hydrahead Monk (Master of Many Styles) 2 Fighter (Brawler) 4 Slayer 2; Initiative +0; Perception +12, HP 16/61 RAGE HP 32/77; AC 24, T 11, FF 24; Fort +12, Ref +9, Will +7; Stunning Head 3/3
When I say completely done, I'm not actually completely done with all my work, just that one assignment.
Ninja Head | Init: 8 | Perc: 10 | AC: 28 (t 17, ff 21) | F: 6, R: 16, W: 7 | ki points: 2/9 | HP: 63/63
10 Kineticist (Air)head | HP 45/93| 30 non lethal damage AC: 25 (17 Tch, 18 Fl) | CMB: +6, CMD: 22| F:+ 10, R: +13, W: +6; | Init: +5 | Perc: +10,SM: +0 | Speed 15ft from body |
10 Kineticist (Air)head | HP 45/93| 30 non lethal damage AC: 25 (17 Tch, 18 Fl) | CMB: +6, CMD: 22| F:+ 10, R: +13, W: +6; | Init: +5 | Perc: +10,SM: +0 | Speed 15ft from body |
This made me laugh
For some context - I've been giving Tom PTSD in Strange Aeons ;)
Tom you can tell them about...what I did to you :P
Hydrahead Monk (Master of Many Styles) 2 Fighter (Brawler) 4 Slayer 2; Initiative +0; Perception +12, HP 16/61 RAGE HP 32/77; AC 24, T 11, FF 24; Fort +12, Ref +9, Will +7; Stunning Head 3/3
Well it involved 11 points of con damage and a magus who doesn't know how to grapple.
But he'd never admit to being outclassed.
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I'm getting married this Friday, so updates may be slower than usual for the next while. :D I figure around Christmas is probably going to be spotty for people anyway.
10 Kineticist (Air)head | HP 45/93| 30 non lethal damage AC: 25 (17 Tch, 18 Fl) | CMB: +6, CMD: 22| F:+ 10, R: +13, W: +6; | Init: +5 | Perc: +10,SM: +0 | Speed 15ft from body |
Oh congratulations! Have a great wedding and a huge party!
Ninja Head | Init: 8 | Perc: 10 | AC: 28 (t 17, ff 21) | F: 6, R: 16, W: 7 | ki points: 2/9 | HP: 63/63
Congrats, Almonihah! Have fun!
Hydrahead Monk (Master of Many Styles) 2 Fighter (Brawler) 4 Slayer 2; Initiative +0; Perception +12, HP 16/61 RAGE HP 32/77; AC 24, T 11, FF 24; Fort +12, Ref +9, Will +7; Stunning Head 3/3
Good luck and congratulations, hope you have fun.
10 Kineticist (Air)head | HP 45/93| 30 non lethal damage AC: 25 (17 Tch, 18 Fl) | CMB: +6, CMD: 22| F:+ 10, R: +13, W: +6; | Init: +5 | Perc: +10,SM: +0 | Speed 15ft from body |
I think one of the problems is that I'm still looking at the old battle board and I don't know if I should start getting horny or just have a blast.
Hydrahead Monk (Master of Many Styles) 2 Fighter (Brawler) 4 Slayer 2; Initiative +0; Perception +12, HP 16/61 RAGE HP 32/77; AC 24, T 11, FF 24; Fort +12, Ref +9, Will +7; Stunning Head 3/3
In my experience, getting horny is best reserved for very specific situations.
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