Shifty PFS Group Alpha (Inactive)

Game Master Nik B.

Chuffy does indeed stab!!

Stab stab!!: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 18
Damage+Sneak Attack: 1d4 - 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (2) - 1 + (1, 4) = 6

R2
Mogmurch - Bomb
Poog - Wands
Chuffy - moves and STABS!
Reta - Stab

Mogs bomb
1d20
The Piggy pig avoids half the splash

Poog spell
1d20
The piggy is stunned!

reta moves up and stabs

Chuffy runs behinds it to stick it one!

The Piggy is momentarily stunned!
Piggy (33)

R3
Mogmurch
Poog
Chuffy
Reta

Round 3

Reta grin all crazy. Then she jump on pig and try to ride!
[dice=CMB?]1d20+4
[dice=Ride?]1d20+9

Not sure what to roll here.

Maintaining this action for round 3

SOOO needs to happen!

Would Reta riding this thing give me flanking? It can't focus on both me and the horrid green thing on its back.

Chuffy swings at the pig thing, trying to cut out its kidney!

To Hit: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9 +2 if flanking

Chuffy almost trips on his new cloak!

I'm hoping yes, since it is bigger than us, and she could feasibly still be on the other side of it, opposite Chuffy, while on it

Mog hurls another bomb at the large piggy. Squealy Nord is scarier than this piggy!

1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 8 + 2 = 21
Damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (4, 5) + 2 = 11

Precise Bombs to not target Chuffy and Reta. T%hough if Reta is riding the pig then the splash will have to hit her as I have to choose squares. Dc 13 reflex for half splash damage

Sadly it isn't flanking if she's on it, unless you are UNDER it :p

R3
Mogmurch - bombs
Poog /TBA
Chuffy attack
Reta mount

Mogmurch throws the bomb, striking the Piggy - which goes bananas!

Chuffy swings at the thing, but hits its armour only.

Reta manages to climb on the semi-stunned pig and find her footing!
Notionally it is a case of needing to grapple, which missed, but figured as it is stunned you could probably have used special Goblin mojo to get up there - especially as safety probably wasn't a concern...

Poog up

Piggy (44)

Poog move around and cast spell on piggums!

Hold Animal, DC 14 will save to negate.

Will 1d20 ⇒ 7
Piggy Held!

R4
Mogmurch
Poog
Chuffy
Reta

Reta holler from back of Pig.
Whooooooooo!! Reta ride pig! This fun!!

She stab pig in back of head.
Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
Fire Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 2

CMB to use Dogslicer (If necessary): 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15

In a crazy attempt at gaining a footing against this beast, Chuffy tries to slide under it!

1d20 ⇒ 6 Add to this either my Acrobatics of +10 or my CMB of +0. Either way, we get a result without having to fudge things.

To Hit+Flank: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 8 + 2 = 28
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1
Sneak Attack: 2d6 ⇒ (3, 3) = 6

Poog take five foot step and try to kill piggy!

Coup de grace!
Damage: 2d4 ⇒ (1, 1) = 2
......Really?
*sigh*
DC 12 Fort save or die.

Fort 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 19

Reta doesn't manage to get her blade in, it keeps getting stuck in the things armour.

Chuffy gets under the pig and stabs it - he realises that this is going to be a problem if the Piggy starts moving in a moment...!

Poog has an unimpressive stab, but still draws blood.

Piggy (53)

/Mog up!

Seeing everyone else hop on or around the pig Mogmurch rushes forward with his club as he flails about in the mud.

Club: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7
damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

The club bounces off battle-pig.

Battlepig gores at Chuffy!
Attack 1d20 + 7 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 7 + 4 = 12
Damage 1d8 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9

But it all goes badly for the pig, it tries to nail the struggling goblin, but then is lurched sideways by Reta and crashes face first in the dirt. It stops moving.

End combat

It was still held until it successfully saved, but same effect.

"Where we go from here? Piggems is done, so now where to? Where pig-pig owner?"

Oooh good point, you guys iz big Goblinz now - so multiple rounds of holding

You be Goblinz
He be food.

Reta chomp on pig, take big bite.
We find pig owner, killy stab! We big heroes to kill big dump pig!!

Reta is gnawing away, and notices that the Piggy-Pig has three odd vegetables stuck in his armour - they really really really disgust-o-stinky.

***
Surrounded by a rickety wooden fence and thick mud, Munchmeat Farm slumps in a soggy valley between two low tors. A slimy-looking creek winds through the farm, which is barely anything to look at.

A house in the center of the fenced-in area leans against two hefty buttresses holding up three large beams. It’s balanced on numerous thick log stilts that create a cage-like hollow in the mud below the building.

North of the house are a few filthy chicken coops, and to the west an upturned boat, propped against the fence, has been built into an impromptu shelter. A shed sits to the south of the building, and south and east of this shed are a few tired stretches of garden that look like they’re best at growing mud and weeds.

Reta throw dumb vegetables at Choices, Choices...: 1d3 ⇒ 1 Chuffy, laughing.
Now Chuffy stink like stupid stinky Longshanks food!

When big heroes finally find farm, Reta walk up to gate and look at it. Then she holler
Chuffy! You open door for lady!

Chuffy smells like one of Mogmurch's stinky bombs...

Mogmurch smells his bag as he smells Chuffy. Picking one of the vegetables off of the goblin. He stuffs the rotting vegetable in his bag for safe keeping.

Opening the gate he goes through to investigate the house. Look at all the treasure for Tribe!

The gate...

A single rickety farm gate allows passage through the wooden fence here, below an archway made of broken branches and bleached bones. A sign hangs from the arch, its words scrawled onto the wood with what looks like blood. Three severed, maggot-covered goblin heads sit on poles driven into the ground to the left of the gate. A second sign leans against these poles under the heads.

Mogmurch is walking straight towards the house, anyone doing anything else?

Poog follow Mogmurch, but stop at sign. "WRITING!!!" Poog blurts and begin to smash the damned thing to bits!

Reta cover big buggy eyes and jump behind bush when Poog holler.
Kill it Poog! Kill bad words!

Don't read it or it will take soul Poog! That what happened to those goblins. Mogmurch exclaims as he points to the goblin heads.

Chuffy immediately hides from eeeeevil words!!

Stealth: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (1) + 23 = 24 But not very well all considering...

No soul nabbing occurs, clearly the combination of destruction and hiding works. Worth remembering!

Mog keeps walking across the yard towards the house, he passes a flimsy structure that seems to have started out as a workshed, but its sagging walls have been almost entirely overtaken by rampant plantlife.

After beating evil words to deaths, Poog follow Chief Mogmurch. "Pssssst! What in there?" whisper Poog not so loudly.

Reta bash in door and look inside.
What this? Anything good?

The angry little warband simply moved across the yard, over the little bridge and up to the front door.

They passed a small upturned boat:(3)
An upturned boat, an old river barge by the look of it, sits in the mud here. The boat’s stern has been built into the fence, and a large hole has been smashed in the southern side to provide entrance to the dark hollow created by the hull.

And some chicken sheds:
Three decrepit henhouses slump battered in the mud here. The nervous clucking of several chickens can be heard from within.

Reta is having none of all this, and just goes and bashes at the door!
2d20 ⇒ (5, 14) = 19
The door is pretty stiff, so doesn't give to the first bang, but the second hit rams it open.

The floor of this filthy chamber is made of rough floorboards.
Numerous gaps between them show a dark space below thebuilding. A large pile of furs and straw is heaped to the south, and a huge trap door sits in the very center of the room. To the west, a single ill-fitting door hangs askew on a single hinge.

A gigantic and smelly looking mouseyrathamsterthingy waits for Reta and attacks!
See Area 6

Initiative
Chuffy 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 18
Mogmurch 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20
Poog 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8
Reta 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11
ENEMY 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

R1
Mogmurch
Chuffy
Reta
Poog
Hamsterweasel.

Reta chargestabbite!
Reta hungry! You no smelly vegetable! Reta stabkilleat!!
Attack: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (14) + 11 = 25
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
Fire Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 2

Reta face-stabbitty's the rabbitmouse.

Mogmurch pulls out an alchemist fire and hurls it at the large hamster rat.

This make good pet. Catch it Chuffy so we can burn it later!

Alchemist's Fire: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12
damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8

3 Splash damage. DC 13 reflex for half

Reta's fat head in the way, so chucking into combat... where does it end up?

Miss direction: 1d8 ⇒ 1

Straight ahead

Poog summons a fire bolt of Zaronge|, but Reta's big head get in way again!

RTA: 1d20 + 5 - 4 ⇒ (8) + 5 - 4 = 9
1d6 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

1d20 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14
Hamstermouse only gets half burned by the splash!

/Chuffy up!

Sorry about that! Chuffy's player's life has been rolling nat 20s to kick his ass.

Chuffy attempt to sneak around and swing at fuzzybittything.

Double move around behind it.

Sneak: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (3) + 23 = 26

Chuffy moves in and into some sort of position quickly, but mouserathamster can clearly smell him - once there he sees there is nowhere to hide! (Now visible)

Mouseratticus attacks Reta though!
Bite 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 2 = 19

Claw 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12

Claw1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22
Convert?1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
Damage 1d4 ⇒ 2

It then backs off from the flaming blade...!

The sound of the battle has drawn activity within the house, movement nearby!

R2
Mogmurch
Chuffy
Reta
Poog
Hamsterweasel.

Reta flank with Chuffy! Reta stab again!!
Jump Dumb Weasel Bite for Movin': 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13

Reta Stab!: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (3) + 11 = 14
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
Fire!!: 1d6 ⇒ 6

Weasl not THAT dumb, tries biting.
AoO Attack 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 2 = 19
So close but no carrot!

Reta missed :(

Mogmurch looks confused as he tries to see past Reta's big head. What in there Reta. Mogmurch no see! He draws his club waiting for a chance to get past.

R2
Mogmurch
Chuffy
Reta stabbity attempt.
Poog
Hamsterweasel.

Mog, the weasel backed up, so there is a bit of room :)

Chuffy shuffle behind stupid fuzzballthing and attempt stab stab again!

Since I'm going before Reta, I won't get the flanking bonus, but Reta will on her next swing assuming she 5-foot steps closer.

To Hit: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12

Chuffy's grip on his stabber isn't as steady as it should be.

"Stab at fuzzthing! Chuffy distract!"

Fuzzthing not being stabbed by Chuffy right now! Too slippery!

Poog call to others. "More moving things! Loud fight! Many ears! No room for Poog!"

Poog pulls his wand of fireball and awaits some baddies to come into view.

Ready action to fireball enemies that may show up.

R2
Mogmurch /delayed
Chuffy not stabbity.
Reta stabbity attempt.
Poog readied.
Hamsterweasel.

Mouseratticus tries moving away, then attacks on Chuffy!
Bite 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21
Damage 1d6 ⇒ 5
Bleed Damage (From next round0 1d3 ⇒ 3

Claw 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 2 = 9

Claw 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22
Damage 1d4 ⇒ 3
Convert? 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21
Add Damage 1d4 ⇒ 3

Slinkyrat manages to bite Chuffy IN THE FACE, and then claws him a good 'un, it is hilarious! Blood everywhere!

The side door bursts open as a big and dumb looking Oger woman moves into the room "You are fattest head Goblin I ever see! going to STICK IT ON MY DOLLY!" and she charges at Reta!

Poog? Mog?

Ogre woman
Charge!
Attack 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 8 + 2 = 13

But the Morningstar goes wide!

R3
Mogmurch
Chuffy
Reta
Poog
Hamsterweasel.
Oger Woman

Oh! Thought thing was coming from outside buildings. Make sense she inside other room. Stupid, Poog!

Poog point wand at new ogre woman, but stop. "No room for boom!"

So instead he put wand away and cast spell to call back spiritual weapon to attack mama ogre!

Spiritual Weapon: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18
Damage: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5