Shifty PFS Group Alpha (Inactive)

Game Master Nik B.

Mogmurch tries with his club once again.

Club: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18
damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3

Mogmurch smacks the stirge with his club, but doesn't whack it into paste... just makes some paste come out.

Chuffy and Poog up!

Poog is disqualified, but can he try to hop on again when he stops pouting? Or even be allowed to aid them with magicks?

Chuffy swings again, trying to get this stupid bug thing off him!

To Hit: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3
Sneak Attack: 3d6 ⇒ (3, 5, 1) = 9

See that's just it.. hes disqualified from the competition... but these iz Goblinz, who knows what chicanery they get up to when left idle?

Chuffy whacks the bug into paste!

Probably another round of moping before the boredom sets in...

Mogmurch draws some attacks...
The nasty on him starts sucking -1 CON
The other tries attacking...
Attack 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (16) + 7 = 23
And has also adhered to him!

R3
Reta
Mogmurch

R4
Poog
Chuffy

Kills
Chuffy 2

If this gets long in the tooth I will abstract it down a bit... I dont want the game to bog :P

Grabbing one of his bombs Mogmurch explodes it against one of the creatures attached to him.

Target Stirge I have not yet hit; Precise Bombs to not damage myself.

Bomb vs TCH AC: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16
damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (4, 2) + 2 = 8

DC 13 Reflex save or other stirge takes 4 damage as well from splash

Ref 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 21

The fresh Stirge gets blown to bitses and becomes BBQ!
The other evades a fiery death - for now.

Chuffy 2
Mog 1

still takes half damage if makes the save

Reta angry at stompy not work! Reta draw dogslicer and stab!!
Dogslicer: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

Just to clarify half as in 4 or 2? :p

Reta stabs a stupid flappy bird.

4 damage if it does not make the save and 2 dmage if it does make the save

Just awaiting Chuffy and Poog :p

Chuffy jumps from the post he's on to the post to his left, going for the bug thing in front of him.

Acrobatics (if needed): 1d20 + 10 - 2 ⇒ (6) + 10 - 2 = 14
To Hit: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0 Minimum 1
Sneak Attack: 2d6 ⇒ (4, 1) = 5 Whoops! My Sneak Attack is only 2d6, not 3d6! My bad!

One more flappy flappy goes snappy!

Poog get tired of waiting, so think to speed things up! He cast spell to make stirge go not move for bit!

Hold Animal on the Stirge right in front of Mogmurch, DC 14 Will to negate

Will 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Poog casts - and the flappy in front of Moggy stops flying!

None of the Stirges can effectively engage, so they flap and buzz and make much noise!

R4
Reta
Mogmurch

R5
Poog
Chuffy

I'm gonna wait until everyone's in Round 5.

If Reta killed first dumb bug, then Stompy over to next one and swing.
Acrobatics: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8

Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

zmogmurch continues to hop across the logs

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 4 - 2 ⇒ (16) + 4 - 2 = 18

End R4...

Reta hadn't killed the bug, but her second hit whacks it to paste.
She then moves.

Mogmurch hops like a ninja!

R5
Poog
Chuffy
ENEMY
Reta
Mogmurch

Chuffy 2
Mog 1
Reta 1

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16

Just for giggles, Chuffy does a flip as he jumps from one post to another, swinging at the Stirge now in front of him.

To Hit: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27
Crit Chance: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15

Crit Damage: 2d4 - 2 ⇒ (3, 3) - 2 = 4
Sneak Attack: 2d6 ⇒ (2, 2) = 4

With a flourish of his blade and a spin on one foot atop the post, he cleanly cuts into and slashes the Stirge. "Die bug! You die so Chuffy be Birdcruncher Hero!"

Flappy flappy squawk dead!

/poog up :)

/GM puts on blast goggles, knowing what is about to happen...

R5
Poog - /Delays
Chuffy - Kills
ENEMY

The flappy grabs Mogmurch and starts sucking!
1d20 + 7 ⇒ (20) + 7 = 27
Drains next round

R5
Reta
Mogmurch

R6
Poog
Chuffy

Chuffy 3
Mog 1
Reta 1

Reta look at plank. Plank stupid. Boots stupid. Reta tired of staying standing. Then, she smile.

Reta pull out bow! Reta not gotta move if she shoot stupid bugs!
Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 3
Firing on one closest to Reta.

Mogmurch slams another bomb into the grappled creature sucking on him.

Bomb: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11
damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (2, 5) + 2 = 9

Would I be able to stand on one pole and attack at a stirge on the pole across from me? I'll move Chuffy and make the rolls, but if he can't do it from where I place him, we can figure something else out.

To Hit: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 17
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

R5
Reta shoots a flappy and hits!
Mogmurch blows up the flappy giving him a hug

R6
Poog
Chuffy stabs smelly creature - hes half hally its only half dead.

Chuffy 3
Mog 2
Reta 1

Poog antsy as others take too long! He stroll along side of swamp and think they need more help. So he summon weapon of Zaronge| to kill bugs faster! Poog no care if he disqualified. Stupid balancing things.

Spiritual Weapon: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16 on stirge outlined in blue
1d8 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9

Poog's weapon whacks the thing to paste!

The stirge near Chuffy tries bonding...
Attack 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8
Has no luck!

R6
Reta
Mogmurch

R6
Poog
Chuffy

Poog move along the way toward Reta, pointing spectral weapon to other stirge. Again the one in blue outline.

Spiritual weapon: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17
1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8

Chuffy swings again at the stirge that tried to attack him. Stupid bug things need to die!

To Hit: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2
Sneak Attack: 2d6 ⇒ (5, 3) = 8

Mogmurch hurls another bomb at the creature in front of him. Stupid big fly

Bomb: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10
Damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (4, 6) + 2 = 12

He then moves across to the next log.

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 4 - 2 ⇒ (20) + 4 - 2 = 22

Mog, I suspect that was a miss - was that bomb an area weapon or direct target only? Otherwise determine the scatter :P

Poog bashhammers a flappy to dead.

Chuffy deaderises one too!

Reta shoot again!
Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 24
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1

Reta hit again! Annoying flappy still flying!

They ready actions as none are positioned to attack

R7
Reta
Mogmurch

R8
Poog
Chuffy

Miss direction: 1d8 ⇒ 4

Looks like the bomb lands 1 square SE or the stirge. Bombs are a direct and splash weapon. Splash damage being 4 damage with these bombs.

Reta scream all angry.
I get you, big dumb bug!!

Then, she run and bite bug. Hard.
Attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14?
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3?
Acrobatics to Move: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16

Mogs flames burn the flappy - but it doesn't die
Reta also fails to whack hers into paste, hitting only air!

/poke poke!

Sorry! Didn't realize it was already my turn!

Chuffy jumps from one pole to another, moving up to the next Stirge.

To Hit: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11

His footing is still uneven from the landing, but he's able to keep upright and steady. His blade hits naught but air, which spouts a curse from him.

Poog point at stirge in front of him. Great big ball of fire go flying at stirge!

Fire bolt!: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11 vs touch AC
1d6 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3 fire damage

Spiritual dogslicer keeps whalloping on the same stirge!

Spiritual weapon: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14
1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8

Reta stab big dumb bug again!
Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (15) + 8 = 23
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

Mog hurls another bomb at the tied up creature.

Bomb Ranged Touch: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12
damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (2, 5) + 2 = 9
Miss direction: 1d8 ⇒ 2 For 4 damage; DC 13 reflex for 2 damage

R7
Reta swung ad missed
Mogmurch semi cooked a bug

R8
Poog miss/miss
Chuffy miss

The critter tries grabbing chuffy!
1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19 and gets him!

Reta has the same issue...
1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25 and gets got too!

R8
Reta stabs the thing.
Mogmurch blows it up finally

R9
Poog
Chuffy

Poog keep trying to help with fire and dogslicer! Only... dogslicer not there no more. Oh well! Fire!

Firebolt vs stirge by Reta: 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 - 4 = 16 vs touch AC
1d6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4 fire damage

Poog blows up the stirge!

Poog throws hands up after exploifying the creature. "BOOM!!! Praise Zaronge|!!"