Shifty PFS Group Alpha (Inactive)

Game Master Nik B.

R3
Chuffy stuck!
Poog unleashed! (no longer bound)
Mog Escapes the pie! (10)
Reta stuck!
Angry Birds!

1d3 ⇒ 2

B1 - Attacks Chuffy!
Bite 1d20 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (17) + 3 - 4 = 16
Claw 1d20 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (1) + 3 - 4 = 0
Claw 1d20 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (13) + 3 - 4 = 12

B2 - Attacks Poog!
Bite 1d20 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (6) + 3 - 4 = 5
Claw 1d20 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (7) + 3 - 4 = 6
Claw 1d20 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (5) + 3 - 4 = 4

B3 - Attacks Poog!
Bite 1d20 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (18) + 3 - 4 = 17
Claw 1d20 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (12) + 3 - 4 = 11
Claw 1d20 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (5) + 3 - 4 = 4
Damage 1d4 ⇒ 1

B4 - Attacks Reta!
Bite 1d20 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (16) + 3 - 4 = 15
Claw 1d20 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (1) + 3 - 4 = 0
Claw 1d20 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (4) + 3 - 4 = 3

Birds saves 4d20 ⇒ (14, 9, 4, 2) = 29
B1 0
B2 3
B3 2
B4 2

The birds are cooking nicely, but they tear into the bound Chuffy and Reta!

R4
Chuffy
Poog
Mog (10)
Reta
Angry Birds!

Fort Save: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20

The heat still not getting to him, Chuffy tries his damnedest to get free.

Escape Artist: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (17) + 10 = 27 Finally!!

With his hands finally free, Chuffy grabs his leg bindings and tries to get them off as well.

Escape Artist 2: Escape Harder: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (6) + 10 = 16 Knew it wouldn't last.

"Mog! Chuffy skin you alive!!

Strength Check: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 1 = 21
Fortitude: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8

Reta finally free! The pie burn, though. Dumb pie. She reach for dogslicer, and growl at stupid eagle.

Mog laughs heartily at Chuffy's threats. Hehehehe. I save you Chuffy after I burn stupid birds.

Mogmurch hurls a bomb into the pot at one of the birds.

Bomb: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 13
damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (2, 3) + 2 = 7

4 splash damage to rest in pot or a DC 13 Reflex for 2 damage

Reflex Save: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15 Evasion FTW

A slew of curses come from Chuffy, directed at Mogmurch.

Can I take those 2 points of damage and deal them to the ropes on me?

sorry. Mog has precise bombs so it shouldn't damage the goblins in the pot.

He can also toss bombs back in. The only problem is that as the party are all crammed into a tight space, any AOE will be blasting them too - as there is no capacity to really exclude their squares.

As previously stated, no, he can't exclude us since we're too close to the birds.

Yep, the 'pie' event has a rider explaining that the creatures are all wedged in together and any creature can attack any other creature and everyone is squeezed. Hence why it doesn't have a map etc. In effect we have eight creatures wedged into a couple of squares and anything that isn't creature is burning hot gravy and smashed bird bits... quite horrible when you think of it.

With that said Mog, still dropping the grenade? :p

Chuffy, only one EA/Str round as they are Standard actions, sorry mate! Good news is you have a move action left!

R4
Chuffy cuts off rope!
Poog
Mog (10) TBC
Reta throws off rope!
Angry Birds!

still dropping the bomb. Mog is done with the squeaking birds.

Mogmurch blows one bird to smithereens.
The blast just adds to the flavour - and to the heat...

Birds saves 3d20 ⇒ (2, 16, 20) = 38
B1 DEAD
B2 DEAD
B3 5!
B4 5!

Mog (20)

Last two birds are on 0hp

Poog up, think about it Poog :)

If Precise Bombs allowed you to exclude creatures from the splash, then Mog could exclude. Alas, it only excludes squares, so at best you can get ONE bird.

Fort: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20

Poog resist the firy burning of the pie stuffs. He swing sword at eagle in his space. "If only Poog had room, Poog fry all birdies!"

Can't get more than one in a burning hands, and I doubt anyone wants Poog to use wand of fireball here...

Shortsword! Bird 3 or 4, no matter: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10 minus squeezing
Folio Reroll: 1d20 + 3 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 3 + 4 = 24
1d4 ⇒ 3

With the hit, Poog realize he have better say "F!*% this! Poog is done!" and he exits the pie.

Just saw previous note about birds being at 0 hp. Should have channeled. Ah well. Will just kill one with sword and let that be that.

General Question!
WBG3 is coming out in about a week - are any of you current Goblins NOT intending to stick on for WBG3? - my intent otherwise will be just to keep
the groups intact and roll into WBG3 at the conclusion of this scenario :)

Poog good for number 3!

R4
Chuffy Removes binding (1 of 2)
Poog Kills/Leaves (10)
Mog drops bomb (20)
Reta Removes binding (1 of 2)
Angry Birds!

1d2 ⇒ 2

Birds
B4 - Attacks Reta!
Bite 1d20 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (11) + 3 - 4 = 10

The bird has chirped its last - and passes to the great aviary beyond.

All birds eliminated

R5
Chuffy
Poog (10)
Mog (20)
Reta

Poog dance on side of bowl. "Poog got points!"

Reta draw dogslicer, cut rope on feet
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

Then, she cut Chuffy's feet ropes.
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

Fortitude Save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13

Pie not anger Reta. Mogmurch did.
Why you throw big 'splodey at Reta and Chuffy and Poog?! You no friend! Reta stab you good!

Not that Reta actually will stick Mog, but she is pretty mad at the whole "deadly pie" thing in the first place. Pie not good anymore. Reta hate pie.

Also, Reta good for We be Goblins Free. She like stabby with Shifty. Good stabs are fun.

The crowd gasps! Reta and Chuffy are both able to leave the pie, but Reta helped Chuffy! That be Goblin true love like the song that captured Bard sang before they put him in a pie too!

Are Reta and Chuffy both going to leave the pie at the same time? Or will Chuffy be a cad and a bounder and jump out first!?

hehe yea. I just figured the bomb would be the goblin thing to do.

Oh damn I wasn't keeping track of things!

Chuffy leaves the pie with Reta after she cuts his binds. Then he tackles Mogmurch. If this negates points, I'm ok with it.

"Chuffy tear you face off with teeth!!" He proceeds to try and gouge out mog's eyes with his thumbs, but he's still slick from the pie and Mog's able to get out of his grasp. Told you I'd try and stab you.

I'd love to continue with WBG3! This team is great fun and you make it enjoyable!

The crowd now looks confused as all get out. Just as soon as they got their little minds around 'Chuffy and Reta sitting in a tree kay-eye-ess-ess-eye-en-gee!', Chuffy is now hugging Mogmurch - clearly Licktoads iz societally advanced! Being the forward thinking and accepting Goblinz they are though, a large bunch of them dog-pile onto Mogmurch and Chuffy to join in the big hugging.

Last comments before point-tally and final announcements?

Ok, this is not what Chuffy had planned! "Get off Chuffy!!"

Chuffy wiggles his way out of the pile, leaving Mogmurch to suffocate under the smell and weight of all those other goblins. Serves him right, trying to blow Chuffy to the Abyss.

I'm good. Proceed!

Poog sit there wiping pie filling off face and clothes. He watch goblins pile on Chuffy and Mog and shake head.

Poog cure his wounds from the bomb and the pie.

CMW: 2d8 + 3 ⇒ (3, 5) + 3 = 11

Mog has his back to the pot as he raises his arms into the air claiming victory when suddenly he is tackle to the ground with Chuffy at his face. Soon the whole tribe is on him and he is unsure why.

They declare me Chieftain?!

As the pile subsides Mogmurch crawls out smiling as he has long red lines going down his face from Chuffy's nails.

Silently he once again holds his arms in the air.

I am good also. Hehehe

At the end of the final Mummy adds up the total points each of you earned by counting a pile of severed Longshanks fingers she keeps for such events.

”Mogmurch is the new chieftain of the Birdcrunchers! In his smarty wisdom, he can select other goblins who competed in the dares to be subchieftains!”

As promised by Wise Mummy Sprattleharsh, Mogmurch gets to wear the Crunchy Crown.
This crown is a nonmagical hat, but nonetheless grants a +2 bonus on all Intimidate checks made against Birdcruncher goblins while it’s worn.

A beaten up olf travel chest is dragged out as the rightful reward and property of the new Chief and Sub-Chiefs.

For the rest of the evening, the Birdcrunchers are in a celebratory mood—they have a new leader, after all! During this time, Mogmurch (and his nominated subchieftains) are the focus of goblin pandemonium. Some of the subjects prostrate themselves before the new leaders, moistening their feet with kisses and runny noses, while others scream and sob and bring gifts of food and offers of goblin frolicking. Goblin after goblin comes forward to try to impress the new leaders—by juggling live stoats, by head-butting stumps, and particularly, by setting things on fire... themselves included.

Treasure: The Birdcrunchers, as it turns out, have a particularly large cache of treasure. There are several items in the large and filthy chest that the PCs can make use of. Among the 840 gp in assorted coins, art objects, trophies, jars of pickles, shiny rocks, dented armor fragments, broken dogslicers, and bird parts in various stages of decay are the following items of particular interest: four potions of cure moderate wounds, a potion of fire resistance, a wand of lesser restoration (9 charges), a +1 flaming dogslicer, a Small cloak of elvenkind, a bead of force, a necklace of fireballs (type I), and 5 ounces of sovereign glue.

Of these items, I think Poog should get the wand, Reta should get the flaming dogslicer, I should get the cloak of elvenkind, Mog should get the necklace of fireballs, each of us should get a PoCMW, and we can fight over everything else.

Poog want all treasure! Player-god say wand and one potion is sufficient. Low Dex makes necklace of fireballs or bead of force not optimal.

I agree

Mog grins mightily at his new crown. Seeing the chest he literally dives into it and begins throwing items everywhere.

He points at Chuffy, Poog and Reta. [b]They be SubChieftains.

He hurls various items at the goblins.

[ooc] Mog will take the necklace of fireballs and a potion of CMW.

I agree

Mog grins mightily at his new crown. Seeing the chest he literally dives into it and begins throwing items everywhere.

He points at Chuffy, Poog and Reta. [b]They be SubChieftains.

He hurls various items at the goblins.

Mog will take the necklace of fireballs and a potion of CMW.

Reta take flaming dogslicer and one potion. She smile wickedly as dogslicer make fire.
This be named Burny Death! Reta kill lots with it!

She spend most of night making kisses with Chuffy. That and yelling at new subjects. Mog may be new chief, but Reta stronger. Mog just got lucky in pie.

Celebrate the Pie

The next morning rolls around and the Birdcrunchers have a prepared a big "Good luck out there killing Pa Munchmeat and Family" going away celebratory breakfast.

They are singing gleefully while they work:

"WE BE GOBLINS! WE CRUNCH BIRDS!
SNIP OFF LEGS AND CUT IN THIRDS!
CATCH THE TURKEY! SNATCH THE ROOK!
PLUCK THE FEATHERS - MAKE THEM COOK!

ROAST THEM DRUMSTICKS, BOIL THEM EYES!
MASH GUTS GUMMY FOR BIRD PIES!
ONCE IT ALL IS WELL AND CHEWED,
WE STILL HUNGRY - YOU BE FOOD!"

Wise Mummy Sprattleharsh has a few words of advice "The fire breathing pigs breathe fire, and Pa Munchmeat hits hard. He also casts spooky plant spells and has a mean daughter with a pet weasel bigger than a horse, and there might be other monsters living on the farm as well".

She gives Mogmurch a crude map of the area that shows the way to Pa Munchmeat’s farm - "Now, Chiefy, gp turn the Munchmeats into paste and don't bother returning to the Birdcrunchers until the task is done".

Mogmurch snatches the map and looks at I in every direction. Though he is looking at the back of the map. Getting frustrated he hands the map to Chuffy. We go find Munchmeat right away.

Reta give new dogslicer a couple good swings and smile.
We go now. Kill stupid Munchmeat. Reta ready to stab!

The Munchmeat Farm lies about two-thirds of a mile from the Birdcruncher village. As the bird flies, it’s a relatively short distance; on foot through the trackless tors, it’s an hour-long walk to get to the farm. Wise Mummy Sprattleharsh’s map is crude but accurate

About 45 minutes into the walk, a huge boar that is not only foul-tempered and armored, but also belching gouts of fire emerges from a Huckleberry bush... and looking at you with its beady nasty eyes!

R1
Mogmurch
Poog
Chuffy
Reta
PIGGY!

When Reta see piggy, Reta draw bow and shoot!
Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 4

Poog wallow in festivities. He drink much ale and do his own chant.

"Drink the beer!
Gulp it down!
Get all brave!
BURN THE TOWN!"

Mog moves forward as he drinks a vial from his belt. His eyes bulge even more as his body becomes leaner. Fiery pig will deal with new Chieftans. He says as he thumps his small chest.

Drink Mutagen. +4 Dex; -2 Wis; +2 AC Brings my current AC to 24 for 30 minutes.

Chuffy, with his new cloak, attempts to hide from the pig thing and get the drop on it.

Stealth: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (7) + 23 = 30

Apologies. Somehow I completely missed that we had entered combat. Here we go.

Poog move up and draw wand from belt. Poog point wand at fire pig and scream "Magic be upon you!"

Sound burst: 1d8 ⇒ 5 sonic damage, Fort save DC 13 or stunned 1 round

Also will comment on the oddity of giving Poog a wand with a wizard spell and no UMD...

Also will comment on the oddity of giving Poog a wand with a wizard spell and no UMD...

Which wand?

R1
Mogmurch - Drinks Go Juice!
Poog - ZAP
Chuffy - Jumps into bushes!
Reta - /plink!

Mogmurch drinks his potion whilst

Poog casts his spell!
(Save 1d20 ⇒ 17) but the Piggy pushes onward.
Chuffy takes a dive into the bushes!
Reta looses an arrow, but misses the Piggy-pig.

Piggy pig runs forward, and unleashes a big gout of flame!
15' cone
Hits - Mog/Poog/Reta.

2d6 ⇒ (3, 3) = 6 points of fire damage
DC12 Ref for half

R2
Mogmurch
Poog
Chuffy
Reta

Poog of Zaronge| wrote:

Also will comment on the oddity of giving Poog a wand with a wizard spell and no UMD...

Which wand?

Isn't it a wand of Lesser Restoration?

Reta try to dive out of fire, drop bow and cover big head with hands.
Reflex Save: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

It not work though. She just lay there and get burned.

Then, Reta get up and stab stab with Burny Death!!
Attack: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (10) + 11 = 21
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
Fire Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 6

Reta gets burned, and in response hits with burny death!

Piggy (17)

Poog of Zaronge| wrote:

Also will comment on the oddity of giving Poog a wand with a wizard spell and no UMD...

Which wand?

Wand of fireball (3 charges) Reflex: 1d20 ⇒ 2

Poog get hot under collar and step away. He use sound burst wand again since he familiar with spell

Sound Burst: 1d8 ⇒ 8 fort save 13 or stunned

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Wand of fireball (3 charges)

Poog not been paying attention to the pictures and words Zarongel put in his head. Zarongel master of Fire Domain, and in Fire Domain is magic magic to make casty Fireball for Clerics. Poog only newb in Zarongleism and can only chuck 3d6, but the wand iz strong version for the full 5d6 - it on his spell list, he can make it go BOOM!

This why Poog's player no play casters. Confuses easily.

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Reflex: 1d20 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 7 + 2 = 23

Ducking from the majority of the flames mog stands with no arm hair left. Growling he hurls a bomb abck at the pig.

Bomb: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 8 + 2 = 13
damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (3, 2) + 2 = 7
Miss direction: 1d8 ⇒ 2

4 splash damage; DC 13 for half splash damage only. Preccise bombs to not damage up to 2 allies if it strikes the target only.

Not much cover from here to the pig. It's worth the risk!

Chuffy dashes from the bush, trying to stay hidden so the pig doesn't see him and he can get the jump on it.

Stealth if applicable: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (8) + 23 = 31

@GM: What sort of knowledge check would be needed to determine this thing's abilities?

Round 3

Reta grin all crazy. Then she jump on pig and try to ride!
CMB?: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
Ride?: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (18) + 9 = 27

Not sure what to roll here.

R2
Mogmurch - Bomb
Poog - Wands
Chuffy
Reta - Stab

Mogs bomb
1d20 ⇒ 13
The Piggy pig avoids half the splash

Poog spell
1d20 ⇒ 4
The piggy is stunned!

Piggy (27)

Chuffy - you can move into place from the bush an get one attack this round and take advantage of your concealment, as you are beginning your turn into concealment, if that makes sense. So you don't need to make a new Stealth check as you are already hidden.

Waiting to see if Chuffy stabs!