Samnell's Barbaric, Gestalt Iron Gods (Inactive)

Game Master Samnell

Step into a strange world of savagery, super-science, and sorcery. Be the heroes that burst their bonds to fight against all the hated workers of the Dark Arts! Rar!

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Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
Resources:
Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

Well this was less of a victory than I'd hoped.
Spidre helps gather up the loot in preparation to secret it away in the ratfolk lair.
"Well this is what we came for, right? Where to now, Warleader?"


Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • "Now that I am chief, how many warriors will answer my call?"


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Chotka, Last of the Blackeyes wrote:
    "Now that I am chief, how many warriors will answer my call?"

    "With all the ones the Smilers killed? A score. Maybe two."


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • "Good enough. Tell them to make sure their axes are sharp and ready. The Smilers won't be a problem for much longer."


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Chotka, Last of the Blackeyes wrote:
    "Good enough. Tell them to make sure their axes are sharp and ready. The Smilers won't be a problem for much longer."

    "You got it."


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    "Is that where we're going next?"


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    "We should next go to the gates and inform the Steel Hawks there of their new leadership."


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • "I think that message might be better coming from someone they know, unless you had something you wanted to tell them yourself?" Turning to the orc that answered him earlier, Chotka added, "You, what is your name?"


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Chotka, Last of the Blackeyes wrote:
    "I think that message might be better coming from someone they know, unless you had something you wanted to tell them yourself?" Turning to the orc that answered him earlier, Chotka added, "You, what is your name?"

    "Hakak, warchief," the orc said.


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • "Hakak, go to the gates. Tell our people there that we have cut off the strangling hand of the Smilers, and that we will soon carve out their beating hearts. Soon, but not quite yet, so they should continue as they have been doing for now, but report back to you about any weaknesses they see or hear about from the Smilers. Then you will tell me, and together we will rend their flesh."


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Chotka, Last of the Blackeyes wrote:
    "Hakak, go to the gates. Tell our people there that we have cut off the strangling hand of the Smilers, and that we will soon carve out their beating hearts. Soon, but not quite yet, so they should continue as they have been doing for now, but report back to you about any weaknesses they see or hear about from the Smilers. Then you will tell me, and together we will rend their flesh."

    Hakak nodded and went as bid.


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • "Commander Rikal, Spymaster Spidre, where do you think we should strike next?"


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    "Eliminating the Smilers seems a wise choice. The Hellion worshippers that do whatever keep to themselves, but the Smilers will likely send forces out into the city. It's them or the Manticore."


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    "I don't think we should pursue the manticore. Not yet anyway. I have an idea about that. But I agree, anywhere would be made better by ridding it of smilers."


    Gay Male Inhuman

    Just realized I never put you back to the general Scrapwall map. Apparently not having you on the right page is my gimmick for this game. :(

    Anywho, if you wanted to you could check out where the Crazy Priestess lives. It's roughly on the way to the Smilers.


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • "Then we agree. Let's go look for the Smilers and see what kind of enemy we face. If they're like Birdfood, it won't take long."

    I'm cool to check out the Crazy Priestess on the way too, but someone will need to remind Chotka of her if it's not obvious on the way.


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    "Let us see this Crazy Priestess on the way there, as well. We'll then scout the Smilers base and see their numbers."


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    "Let's try not to pick any fights we don't need to though. We will need our strength and arrows for the Smilers."
    We can talk to her but if we have to kill her let's try to do it later if possible.


    Gay Male Inhuman

    With word sent that Chotka now ruled the Steel Hawks, the Sworn Band left the Hawk's Nest behind. They passed through tangled refuse, rocks, metal, and debris that made a crude pass between larger piles of the same and came into the same wide area where they'd rescued the ratfolk hours before. From there they brushed the edge of Redtooth's territory before coming to another metal pass, where stacked heaps of junk rose high above and sometimes loomed fully overhead. There they came to a fork, where a narrower path led in the direction Redtooth said the mad priestess dwelled.

    As they marched down the narrow, winding path, the distant sound of slow-grinding metal rose up to meet them. Following it, they came at some length to a valley which ended in a wall of gears, all turning save the largest two. Those sat at ground level, where one might expect doors. The whole assembly made an amazing amount of noise.


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    Rikal stared at the massive wall of gears, then stared at the stationary two doors. "Shall we knock, warleader?"


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • "What good would it do over all this noise?" Chotka nearly shouted. Instead, Chotka walked up to the massive, unmoving gears and yelled out a greeting, "Priestess of Grinding Metal! We have come to talk!"


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Chotka, Last of the Blackeyes wrote:
    "What good would it do over all this noise?" Chotka nearly shouted. Instead, Chotka walked up to the massive, unmoving gears and yelled out a greeting, "Priestess of Grinding Metal! We have come to talk!"

    The din was no match for Chotka's bellow, which range against the huge piles of debris. Yet when it fell silent, the gears ground on. No answer came from beyond them.


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    Spidre approaches the door-like gears and knocks, following up with a shrug and a scurry away.


    Male Human Brawler/Alchemist (Beastmorph) 4. HP 44. AC 16, T12, F13, Fort +6, Ref +6, Will +1 . Init +6. Perception + 7.

    Karek examines the whirling gears curiously, wondering how they open?
    Knowledge engineering: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 23

    If he can see a way he will try Disable device.

    Only 4 more days and I'll be back home and able to post regularly again.


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Spidre wrote:
    Spidre approaches the door-like gears and knocks, following up with a shrug and a scurry away.

    Ref DC 15: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (9) + 10 = 19 Damn

    Damage: 2d4 ⇒ (4, 2) = 6

    Spidre drew up to the gears and knocked, pulling her hand clear just before the gears would have rolled across and crushed it.

    Examining the gears, from a safe remove, Karek could tell that they were apparently for show; none of them seemed to do much save move and make noise. Still, he set to work upon the mechanism.

    Disable Device: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (15) + 8 = 23

    Though he exerted considerable effort, Karek could do no more than cause the gears to grind somewhat more loudly.


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • Did the large unmoving gears move when Spidre knocked?


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Chotka, Last of the Blackeyes wrote:
    Did the large unmoving gears move when Spidre knocked?

    They kept turning as before.


    Male Human Brawler/Alchemist (Beastmorph) 4. HP 44. AC 16, T12, F13, Fort +6, Ref +6, Will +1 . Init +6. Perception + 7.

    Knowledge engineering: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (13) + 8 = 21

    Failing to pick the lock karek looks around for scrap to jam the gears with?


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6
    Samnell wrote:
    ...all turning save the largest two. Those sat... where one might expect doors.
    Samnell wrote:
    Chotka, Last of the Blackeyes wrote:
    Did the large unmoving gears move when Spidre knocked?
    They kept turning as before.

    I'm confused


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Spidre wrote:
    Samnell wrote:
    ...all turning save the largest two. Those sat... where one might expect doors.
    Samnell wrote:
    Chotka, Last of the Blackeyes wrote:
    Did the large unmoving gears move when Spidre knocked?
    They kept turning as before.
    I'm confused

    I misread Chotka as asking about the gears in general, not those two in particular. They are still stationary.

    Karek could see several places where debris jammed within might stop the works. Doing so would mean placing hands and arms in some peril, but it could be done.


    Male Human Brawler/Alchemist (Beastmorph) 4. HP 44. AC 16, T12, F13, Fort +6, Ref +6, Will +1 . Init +6. Perception + 7.

    Where is Groo when when need someone expendable?

    Karek gathers the pieces of scrap he thinks will suffice and starts jamming the gears.

    Knowledge Engineering: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 13
    Reflex save: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 21

    Pulling his fingers back with a curse when it gets dangerously close to being crushed.

    Anything else you wish me to roll?


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Karek Redhand wrote:
    Anything else you wish me to roll?

    You're good.

    Karek sets to work on the gears, having to pull back to spare his hands several times, but with some effort and patience he manages to jam one of the major gears. Metal squealed and gears ground in a sudden crescendo before parts of the apparatus bent and broke. The whole wall of gears same to a sudden stop and the two largest, which were always immobile, leaned outward just enough to let a grown person slip between to a darkness beyond.


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • This is a fantastic idea and nothing bad could possibly come of it.

    "You did it. Now, let's find this witch and see who she calls friends in this town." With the way open, Chotka slipped inside.


    Male Human Brawler/Alchemist (Beastmorph) 4. HP 44. AC 16, T12, F13, Fort +6, Ref +6, Will +1 . Init +6. Perception + 7.

    Karek shrugs and follows behind the 'Chief'. Still feeling quite pleased at his defeat of the technology.


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    Rikal follows as well. If there is not enough light for him to see by, he will cast a cantrip to shed light.


    Gay Male Inhuman

    The Sworn Band made their way through the doors and found themselves in a wide atrium, walled with junk save for the opposite side. There loomed a properly finished metal wall. Three wide steps, their treads cut with teeth like gears, led to a more imposing set of doors likewise shaped like great cogs.


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    "Seems like a bit much." Spidre remarks as she surveys the interior.
    Almost forgot that Raven should be T10 checking for traps & stuff.


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Spidre wrote:

    "Seems like a bit much." Spidre remarks as she surveys the interior.

    Almost forgot that Raven should be T10 checking for traps & stuff.

    Raven found no traps.


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • Chotka climbed the steps and slammed his fist against the doors. "We are here to talk!"


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Chotka, Last of the Blackeyes wrote:
    Chotka climbed the steps and slammed his fist against the doors. "We are here to talk!"

    The doors gave no answer. Rude of them.


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    "Maybe we should come back later." Spidre shrugged.


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Spidre wrote:
    "Maybe we should come back later." Spidre shrugged.

    The crazy priestess probably has space goo swilling maniacs scheduled for later in the afternoon.


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • "Maybe she's already dead. Crushed by her machines?" Chotka tried to open the doors himself.


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    "She does not wish to speak, Warleader. Perhaps we should deal with the Smilers first. Perhaps she will be willing to speak then."


    Gay Male Inhuman

    On the second day of xmas, my true love gave to me: Two raging robots!

    Robo ACs: 21, T11, F21

    Round 1
    Chotka threw open the doors and found a gear-shaped room holding four artfully carved statues of a bronze woman, built of junk and rubble. Each showed her in the act of creating a different clockwork: a spider, a boar, a lion, and a wyvern. A gear-shaped altar stood in the room's center. As the sworn band stepped into the room, the southern and northwestern statues came to live, rattling and clanking as they raised their fists.

    Rules Stuff:

    Robo: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
    Chotka: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 1 = 11
    Karek: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24
    Rikal: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8
    Spidre: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18

    Order is Karek, Spidre, Chotka, Rikal, Robos. The party is up!


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    Wait. Is this the temple or the smilers' den?


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Spidre wrote:
    Wait. Is this the temple or the smilers' den?

    This is the crazy priestess' digs. It was on the way so the group decided to go there first.


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    Rikal begins singing a battle song, stirring his allies’ blood and empowering them to battle!

    Using inspired rage (+2 Str, +2 Con, +1 Will, -1 AC, if they accept it). Chotka can use his normal rage stats in place of those. Also, if inspired rage is accepted, recipients gain the benefits of the Gearbreaker and Smasher Rage Powers.


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • "Why are they always attack robots? Why can't anyone have nice robots?" Chotka snarled as the song took hold and gave strength to his muscles.

    Axe Charge!: 1d20 + 11 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 11 - 2 + 2 = 19, Damage: 1d12 + 9 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 9 + 6 = 16

    AC 14 against robots this round.


    Male Human Brawler/Alchemist (Beastmorph) 4. HP 44. AC 16, T12, F13, Fort +6, Ref +6, Will +1 . Init +6. Perception + 7.

    Feeling the power of Rikal's song fill his blood with the lust for battle Karek moves towards the closest Construct and swings hard at it.
    attack + Raging song bonus: 1d20 + 9 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 9 + 1 = 27
    damage + RSB: 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12

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