Samnell's Barbaric, Gestalt Iron Gods (Inactive)

Game Master Samnell

Step into a strange world of savagery, super-science, and sorcery. Be the heroes that burst their bonds to fight against all the hated workers of the Dark Arts! Rar!

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Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

"In my tribe, it is not the god who is feared, but the spirits of your enemy's ancestors, should their rest be disturbed. Terrible is the wrath of those spirits, who cannot be slain or touched by steel and drain the life from those who have defiled their holy sites."

I view Rikal's tribal religion as a mix of Gorum worship and ancestor worship, along with reverence for the forces of nature. Since he's a Skald/Shaman of Battle gestalt, I think it makes sense he draws his power from both Gorum and his ancestors - at least that's how he sees it.


Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • Makes sense. Chotka's not too different, just a different perspective. As an oracle, his power was granted to him when he barely survived a battle after taking down his attackers.


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    I'm just a woodland hermit turned orc sympathizer.

    Spidre eyes the statue with calculating avarice. "Well... if you say so..."
    Appraise? untrained: 1d20 ⇒ 14

    While the others discuss the temple, Raven stalks forward and examines the doors and the rubble, looking for traps or danger.
    Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 20
    I'd move you guys on the map if I could, but alas I cannot. Perhaps, barbarians, move thyselves.


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • Alas, I often post from a network that prevents access to roll20.


    Gay Male Inhuman

    The statue is fairly large and well-executed. Spidre thinks she might get a few hundred gold for it.

    Raven found nothing in the ruined temple beyond what was already apparent, save for rats' nests and the like.


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    "Okay guys, but would the spirits or whatever be really angry if we just helped this statue find a better home?" Spidre asks innocently as she slowly and absentmindedly reaches out for the statue.

    Raven tries the doors.


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Spidre wrote:

    "Okay guys, but would the spirits or whatever be really angry if we just helped this statue find a better home?" Spidre asks innocently as she slowly and absentmindedly reaches out for the statue.

    Raven tries the doors.

    Raven found more of the same beyond the inner doors, but no more statues that might go wandering.


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    How big is the statue?

    "That depends on whether the spirits remain here to watch us or not, and if we truly find it a home it can be cared for in."


    hp 71/71 | AC 14, T 8, FF 13, DR 1| CMB +11, CMD 21| F +10, R +3, W +8| Init +3 | Perc + 8| Darkvision 60'
    Druid Spells:
    2: 2/day 1: 4/day 0:3 at will
    special abilities:
    Rage: 13 rounds/day; +1/2 level to damage 4/day

    Groomahk flexes his steely arms, clearly ready to smash or throw or lift or move the thing when ordered.


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Rikal Elkhorn wrote:

    How big is the statue?

    "That depends on whether the spirits remain here to watch us or not, and if we truly find it a home it can be cared for in."

    The statue is about person-sized and quite heavy.


    hp 71/71 | AC 14, T 8, FF 13, DR 1| CMB +11, CMD 21| F +10, R +3, W +8| Init +3 | Perc + 8| Darkvision 60'
    Druid Spells:
    2: 2/day 1: 4/day 0:3 at will
    special abilities:
    Rage: 13 rounds/day; +1/2 level to damage 4/day

    Groo thinks he can do it, if people think it's the only way to go.


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    Rikal says, "Let us not worry about the statue now - it is far too large for us to deal with. We will need to move quickly once we reach Scrapwall across the river, I am sure."

    Rikal gestures to Spidre and Raven to lead the way to the next part of the keep.


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    Finding nothing of great importance, Spidre and Raven return through the door they came and Spidre tries to shrug off the feeling she got earlier.
    They both head to the southern doors and investigate.
    As per norm, T10 on perception & disable device, 18 on each


    hp 71/71 | AC 14, T 8, FF 13, DR 1| CMB +11, CMD 21| F +10, R +3, W +8| Init +3 | Perc + 8| Darkvision 60'
    Druid Spells:
    2: 2/day 1: 4/day 0:3 at will
    special abilities:
    Rage: 13 rounds/day; +1/2 level to damage 4/day

    Groomahk follows Spidre, weapons drawn and sniffing the air for danger.


    Gay Male Inhuman

    Spidre, Raven, and the others come to the southernmost building. Smoke still rises from it and within they find a mostly collapsed stable. Amid the ruin are the bodies of a half-dozen horses and the grisly, mutilated remains of no less than seven people.


    hp 71/71 | AC 14, T 8, FF 13, DR 1| CMB +11, CMD 21| F +10, R +3, W +8| Init +3 | Perc + 8| Darkvision 60'
    Druid Spells:
    2: 2/day 1: 4/day 0:3 at will
    special abilities:
    Rage: 13 rounds/day; +1/2 level to damage 4/day

    Groomahk drools.when he smells the roasted flesh. He grabs a haunch of roasted meat and eats, caring little for.where it came from.


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    I think these are dead people, not cooked people. The cooked people are northeast.
    Spidre covers her mouth in shock while Raven examines the bodies for signs of life, valuables, or anything else of interest.


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    The dead bodies didn't bother Rikal as he surveyed the carnage. He walked up to one of the bodies, trying to tell how long ago the butchery had occurred. He avoided calling attention to Spidre's shock, not wanting to risk shaming the little one.

    Survival: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (17) + 10 = 27


    hp 71/71 | AC 14, T 8, FF 13, DR 1| CMB +11, CMD 21| F +10, R +3, W +8| Init +3 | Perc + 8| Darkvision 60'
    Druid Spells:
    2: 2/day 1: 4/day 0:3 at will
    special abilities:
    Rage: 13 rounds/day; +1/2 level to damage 4/day
    Spidre wrote:

    I think these are dead people, not cooked people. The cooked people are northeast.

    Spidre covers her mouth in shock while Raven examines the bodies for signs of life, valuables, or anything else of interest.

    Groo isn't picky... :-p


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Groomahk wrote:
    Spidre wrote:

    I think these are dead people, not cooked people. The cooked people are northeast.

    Spidre covers her mouth in shock while Raven examines the bodies for signs of life, valuables, or anything else of interest.
    Groo isn't picky... :-p

    Is Groo going to wait for Rikal to do his examination before he starts munching on person carrion?


    hp 71/71 | AC 14, T 8, FF 13, DR 1| CMB +11, CMD 21| F +10, R +3, W +8| Init +3 | Perc + 8| Darkvision 60'
    Druid Spells:
    2: 2/day 1: 4/day 0:3 at will
    special abilities:
    Rage: 13 rounds/day; +1/2 level to damage 4/day

    naw (pun intended)


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    Then I'll just pick a body that Groo isn't munching on. There are a few to choose from.


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Rikal Elkhorn wrote:
    Then I'll just pick a body that Groo isn't munching on. There are a few to choose from.

    Rikal thinks the bodies are no more than a few hours old.


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    Rikal looks up from his examination of the bodies. "This was recent - whatever did this cared nothing for man nor beast, just carnage. If such a creature is still about, we should be wary." He then studies the wounds, trying to determine what manner of weapon - man-made or natural - had caused the wounds.

    Heal: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (15) + 8 = 23


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Rikal Elkhorn wrote:

    Rikal looks up from his examination of the bodies. "This was recent - whatever did this cared nothing for man nor beast, just carnage. If such a creature is still about, we should be wary." He then studies the wounds, trying to determine what manner of weapon - man-made or natural - had caused the wounds.

    [dice=Heal]1d20+8

    The butchery looks like the work of people to Rikal.


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • "It looks like it killed simply for the pleasure of it, not for food." Chotka laid his hand on Groomahk's shoulder, "It is better to be the predator, than the scavenger, and there is bigger prey still about."


    hp 71/71 | AC 14, T 8, FF 13, DR 1| CMB +11, CMD 21| F +10, R +3, W +8| Init +3 | Perc + 8| Darkvision 60'
    Druid Spells:
    2: 2/day 1: 4/day 0:3 at will
    special abilities:
    Rage: 13 rounds/day; +1/2 level to damage 4/day

    Groomahk snarls and grutns as he rips off more meat.


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    Spidre moves away in disgust.
    But she notices another door.
    There's one more to the West, right?


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    Standing from his examination, he said, "It was not animals which killed these - but beings. Orcs, perhaps, or humans, or some other type who uses weapons. I suspect we will find nothing of use here, but let us finish searching to be thorough. We will have to cross the river to get into Scrapwall."


    hp 71/71 | AC 14, T 8, FF 13, DR 1| CMB +11, CMD 21| F +10, R +3, W +8| Init +3 | Perc + 8| Darkvision 60'
    Druid Spells:
    2: 2/day 1: 4/day 0:3 at will
    special abilities:
    Rage: 13 rounds/day; +1/2 level to damage 4/day

    Groomahk cares nothing for the bird-twitters of the his tuskless clan. He will stay all his enemies in glorious battle and feed on their strength to take it for his own!


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Spidre wrote:

    Spidre moves away in disgust.

    But she notices another door.
    There's one more to the West, right?

    Just the one, yes. Reasonable inferences might be drawn. :)


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • Chotka followed Spidre's gaze, then smiled. "Hiding in a back room before our warband's approach. How embarassing," the orc grunted, then strode across the room and opened the closed door.


    Gay Male Inhuman

    As Chotka approached the building to the west, a voice called down from its roof.

    "Stay back! It's the plague in here!"


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    Rikal looked up to the roof, searching for the one who spoke. "The plague is it? And which plague might that be? Is it why you butchered your fellows in that stable there?"

    Perception: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (12) + 11 = 23
    Diplomacy: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 23


    hp 71/71 | AC 14, T 8, FF 13, DR 1| CMB +11, CMD 21| F +10, R +3, W +8| Init +3 | Perc + 8| Darkvision 60'
    Druid Spells:
    2: 2/day 1: 4/day 0:3 at will
    special abilities:
    Rage: 13 rounds/day; +1/2 level to damage 4/day

    Groomahk snarls, weapon drawn.

    He stalks over to the door where the weak-mewling came and roared.

    intimidation: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    Spidre tries to listen to Rikal's exchange as Groomahk coughs out an awkward growl.


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Rikal Elkhorn wrote:

    Rikal looked up to the roof, searching for the one who spoke. "The plague is it? And which plague might that be? Is it why you butchered your fellows in that stable there?"

    [dice=Perception]1d20+11
    [dice=Diplomacy]1d20+9

    "We...don't know anything about that!" the voice shouted down.


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    Sense Motive: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 26

    Rikal laughs at the response. "That slaughter happened mere hours ago, and you're trying to tell me you know nothing about it? You either witnessed it or you committed it. Why don't you try again?"

    Diplomacy: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 23


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Rikal Elkhorn wrote:

    [dice=Sense Motive]1d20+9

    Rikal laughs at the response. "That slaughter happened mere hours ago, and you're trying to tell me you know nothing about it? You either witnessed it or you committed it. Why don't you try again?"

    [dice=Diplomacy]1d20+9

    He's lying big time.

    "We don't know anything. We weren't here before. We had the plague when we came!" the man shouted, increasingly desperate.


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • "Then it is good that I am a healer. Come out so I can take your sickness from you."


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Chotka, Last of the Blackeyes wrote:
    "Then it is good that I am a healer. Come out so I can take your sickness from you."

    "No, it's past that! You'll be slain yourselves if you come in! You can't come in!"


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    Raven Sense Motive: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14
    Raven weighs the words silently, then looks to Spidre.
    I don't want to presume that Rikal shares his insights. But if he does, I have an (really basic) idea.


    hp 71/71 | AC 14, T 8, FF 13, DR 1| CMB +11, CMD 21| F +10, R +3, W +8| Init +3 | Perc + 8| Darkvision 60'
    Druid Spells:
    2: 2/day 1: 4/day 0:3 at will
    special abilities:
    Rage: 13 rounds/day; +1/2 level to damage 4/day

    Groomahk roars and pounds his chest, weary of the bird-twitters of the weak ones!


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    Rikal snorts at the man's protestations, then switches to the guttural Orc tongue. "Mighty Groomahk, Warleader Chotka, the human lies. They have something to do with this slaughter. I know not what, but we should find out. I will have the little one unlock the door, then we shall enter."

    Switching to Halfling, he says, "Spidre, the human is lying. They had something to do with the slaughter. Could you or Raven unlock the door so we may go in and find out the truth of this farce?"

    I'm the group translator!


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    Spidre nods and gestures to Raven, who then looks to the door to attempt to open it safely.
    Perception for Traps T10: 10 + 8 = 18
    Disable Device T10: 10 + 8 = 18
    Rolls if necessary
    Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (12) + 8 = 20
    Disable Device: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16


    hp 71/71 | AC 14, T 8, FF 13, DR 1| CMB +11, CMD 21| F +10, R +3, W +8| Init +3 | Perc + 8| Darkvision 60'
    Druid Spells:
    2: 2/day 1: 4/day 0:3 at will
    special abilities:
    Rage: 13 rounds/day; +1/2 level to damage 4/day

    Finally! One of the weaklings speaks words!
    Groomahkk roars and bursts through the door, ready for battle!


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    We should start pranking Groomahk.


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • Oh good, you guys posted first. Had you not, I was going to suggest that Groomahk "unlock" the door, in proper orc fashion.

    Orc:
    "Mighty Groomahk, it would be best if they could still speak after you defeat them."


    Gay Male Inhuman

    "Hey, what's that thing d- What's that other thing doing!" the voice from above shouted as Raven and Groo made for the door. Groo reached it first, slamming hard into stout wood. It seemed to be locked.

    Shouts erupted from within as the orc pounded upon the door.


    hp 71/71 | AC 14, T 8, FF 13, DR 1| CMB +11, CMD 21| F +10, R +3, W +8| Init +3 | Perc + 8| Darkvision 60'
    Druid Spells:
    2: 2/day 1: 4/day 0:3 at will
    special abilities:
    Rage: 13 rounds/day; +1/2 level to damage 4/day

    Groomahk roars and tries to rip the door off its hinges.

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