RD's Forgotten Laboratory (Inactive)

Game Master Rene Duquesnoy

the pink goblin is dead

no, the pink goblin is more than dead

the pink goblin is extra super duper deady deaderton

seelah is wearing parts of the pink goblin

Round 3
* Jasper
Homunculus
Lirianne
Eolowyn
Lazlo
Hugo
Goblins
Seelah

Jasper barely ducks away from the flying goblin bits that came from Seelah's death blow!

Then, he asks nicely for Hugo to attack the remaining goblin.

And lastly, he drops his bow, draws a battle axe, and chops at the goblin!
Battleaxe Attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22
Battleaxe Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

2 points of goo spill from the goblin

Round 3
Jasper
Homunculus
* Lirianne
* Eolowyn
* Lazlo
* Hugo
Goblins
Seelah

Eolowyn tries to make up for the bad swordplay she showed just moments before and slashes at the goblin again!

attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23
damage: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

Hugo moves 5ft and savages the remaining goblin.

Bite Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17
Bite Damage: 1d4 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6

Claw Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7
Claw Damage: 1d3 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7

Claw Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11
Claw Damage: 1d3 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7

Goblins be dead. Off initiative.

One of the goblins still wears a belt pouch around its waist containing 14 gp, 8 sp, and a severed human finger still wearing an emerald-faceted ring worth 200 gp.

After we pocket all the goodies, Jasper says, " I saw the creature who released these mutated goblins. It fled down the hallway. We should probably chase after it. Cautiously, of course. What do you say?"

I thought they smelled bad... Seelah wipes goblin bits off of her face. Sinew and flesh splatter on the ground and she shakes her hands clean ...on the outside.

Following them sounds like a great idea to me. To set such evil upon us is unforgivable.

Oh! exclaims Lazlo at Jaspers' words. A creature, you say? What sort of creature? What did it look like? What was it called? Did it have arms and legs? How many? What about wings? Tails? What was its coloration? The gnome rapid-fires questions at the halfling as they continue down the hallway.

To Seelah, Jasper says, "Please lead on then. We will follow."

For Lazlo, Jasper describes the creature as best he can. "It was like a toothy, winged devil, with two arms and two legs. It was small too, maybe the size of a cat."

Seelah begins to walk down the passage, keeping an eye open for winged cats.

the passage turn into steps that descend.

Looks like we're heading down. Steel yourselves, everyone!

Seelah starts down the stairs

Lirianne reloads her pistol with blackpowder and a bullet, then puts it back in its holster. After she's picked up her other gun and has reloaded it as well, Lirianne follows after Seelah with the gun in her hand.

"I'm ready," Lirianne says as she draws her longsword.

You head south and follow the corridor to a grand chamber.

This grand chamber appears to be some sort of observation laboratory. The northern section is raised, and contains rotten benches for watching the experiments below. The southern half of the chamber is dominated by a dais on which is set a heavily stained table. It appears that something has dug through the walls of this room, creating two tunnels out of the chamber. Staircases to the northwest and northeast lead out of the viewing area, and wooden doors flank the southwest and southeast sides of the dais. Large stone doors stand south of the dais.

There are 3 rats and the cowering homunculus.

Seelah: 1d20 ⇒ 6
Jasper: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16
Lirianne: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24
Eolowyn: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 25
Lazlo: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (12) + 4 = 16
Hugo: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20

Round 1
* Eolowyn
* Lirianne
1
2
Jasper
Lazlo
Hugo
Seelah

Please note, it is a 10 ft drop from the observation deck to the main area.

Eolowyn nocks an arrow and moves forward. She takes aim at the homunculus and releases the arrow. Unfortunately she rushed herself into making the shot and it goes wide.

Attack, Precise Shot, Deadly Aim: 1d20 + 8 - 1 ⇒ (3) + 8 - 1 = 10

Lirianne moves forward, and moves passed Eolowyn. She aims at the homunculus and shoots with her pistol. "You're not getting away again!"

Spending 1 grit point to make a touch attack while the target is in the second range increment.

Touch attack: 1d20 + 9 - 2 ⇒ (18) + 9 - 2 = 25 Damage: 1d8 ⇒ 7

The homunculus is dead.

The rats go up to the wall and climb it. (green is still on main area below)

Red bites Lirianne.
1d20 + 1 ⇒ (11) + 1 = 12
1d4 ⇒ 3

Blue bites Eolowyn
1d20 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
1d4 ⇒ 4

Round 1
Eolowyn
Lirianne
1
2
* Jasper
* Lazlo
* Hugo
* Seelah

Jasper orders Hugo to attack the Rat (Green).

Jasper then moves forward, and fires an arrow at the Rat (Red).
Longbow Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15
Longbow Damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

Hugo then lumbers diligently through friends (and past foes, provoking from Rat (Blue) - AC is 24), and then bites Rat (Green)
Bite Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17
Bite Damage: 1d4 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6

Lazlo double moves (stupid short person legs).

So Hugo climbs down or jumps down? He can't reach the green rat from the ledge. Red & blue get AoOs right?

1d20 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 1 = 11
1d4 ⇒ 3
1d20 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
1d4 ⇒ 3

Does Jasper have anything to negate the cover? If not, Jasper misses.

Hugo does eat the green rat though.

Round 1
Eolowyn
Lirianne
1
2
Jasper
Lazlo
Hugo
* Seelah

Oh right, sorry about that. Yes, he'll jump down, which would provoke from both rats. Do you need a check for that? If so, here's a check.

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12

Jasper has Precise Shot, but nothing to negate the cover. So he misses.

Seelah gingerly moves past Eolowyn and power attacks the red rat

Attack|Power Attack: 1d20 + 9 - 2 ⇒ (5) + 9 - 2 = 12
Damage|Power Attack: 1d20 + 4 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 4 + 6 = 18

Seelah winds up for a big slice...and misses

Round 2
* Eolowyn
* Lirianne
1
2
Jasper
Lazlo
Hugo
Seelah

Eolowyn drops her bow, reaches for her sword and slashes at the rat in front of her. Although Seelah thought she moved gingerly she brushed against Eolowyn, causing Eolowyn's slash at the rat to go over its head.

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7

Lirianne swings her longsword at the (red) rat besides her, but misses horribly. "It's been some time since I last used my sword..."

Swing the longsword!: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6 Damage: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

Double miss. Red will attack Lirianne.
1d20 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
1d4 ⇒ 1

Blue will attack Eolowyn
1d20 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 1 = 17
1d4 ⇒ 3

A goblin appears behind Hugo. This goblin has a few weird vials attached to his head. They all have different color liquids. As he starts raging out, the red liquid begins to drain.

1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 26
1d6 + 9 ⇒ (3) + 9 = 12

Round 2
Eolowyn
Lirianne
1
2
* Jasper
* Lazlo
* Hugo
* Seelah

Jasper commands Hugo to attack this new Goblin.

Jasper will also fire two arrows in quick succession at the Rat (red).
Point Blank, Rapid Shot, and Precise Shot all used.
Longbow Attack 1: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (20) + 7 = 27
Longbow Damage 1: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
Longbow Attack 2: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26
Longbow Damage 2: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Hugo will then do as he's told, and will full attack the Goblin.
Power Attack used (Hugo always does this)
Bite Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10
Bite Damage: 1d4 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8
Claw Attack 1: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20
Claw Damage 1: 1d3 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8
Claw Attack 2: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15
Claw Damage 2: 1d3 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7

Confirming the crit threat on Jasper's first attack...
Longbow Attack 1: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9
Longbow Extra Damage for Crit: 2d6 + 6 ⇒ (3, 3) + 6 = 12

Red is dead.

Hugo damages the goblin for 8 points.

Round 2
Eolowyn
Lirianne
1
2
Jasper
* Lazlo
Hugo
* Seelah

Lazlo double-moves past the melee logjam.

Fascinating! Lazlo says as the goblin arrives. Now I wonder what that is all about? I don't recall ever reading anything about that before...

If anyone has every encountered a creature with vials sticking out of its head that wasn't evil, let me know. In the meantime, I will be smiting this evil!

I've adjusted my AC above to display my AC when smiting

Seelah rushes forward, dropping down off the ledge.

Acrobatic: 1d20 - 6 ⇒ (17) - 6 = 11

Seelah grunts as she falls to the ground (and takes damage?). She quickly scrambles to her feet to confront the goblin.

Standing gives it an AoO. Remember, the smite is only vs the one you are smiting, so the AC isn't lower for everyone.

1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 26
1d6 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11

Round 3
* Eolowyn
* Lirianne
1
2
Jasper
Lazlo
Hugo
Seelah

Seelah takes 1d6 non-lethal damage from the fall, as well.

Fall: 1d6 ⇒ 2

Longsword Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18
Damage: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10

Eolowyn swings her sword again at the rat (blue) in front of her, satisfied that she finally manages to get a good swing in.

Edit: after slashing the rat in two parts she sheathes her longsword, freeing her hands to pick up her bow again.

Blue rat get splatted.

Only goblin left.

Seeing only the weird goblin is left Lirianne drops her pistol and draws the other. She then shoots a bullet at it.

Touch attack: 1d20 + 9 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 9 + 1 = 22 Damage: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8

Thunk. Bullet hits the goblin in the arm.

Goblin will attack.
1 Seelah, 2 Hugo: 1d2 ⇒ 1

Seelah!
1d20 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 13
1d6 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15

It howls out curses at the stupid bear and stupid paladin, then it 5 ft steps back.

Round 3
Eolowyn
Lirianne
Goblin
* Jasper
* Lazlo
* Hugo
* Seelah

Jasper steps further into the room, and fires an arrow at the goblin!

Point Blank Shot applied. Fortunately, no cover this time!
Longbow Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (13) + 9 = 22
Longbow Damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8

If the goblin is still up, Hugo will continue his assault. He'll 5ft step and full attack (with Power Attack)!
Bite Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7
Bite Damage: 1d4 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6
Claw Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6
Claw Damage: 1d3 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7
Claw Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
Claw Damage: 1d3 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7

EDIT TO ADD: I'm just full of 1s and 2s...

Seelah deftly jumps to the side to avoid the goblin's swipe. You'll regret missing me, fiend! She runs around Hugo, pressing her palm to her chest as she does so. Iomedae, please grant me health and strength!

Lay on Hands: 2d6 ⇒ (3, 5) = 8

Seelah heals 8 hit points.

As her prayer comes to an end, she swings her longsword at the goblin with a yell.

Attack|Power Attack|Smite Evil: 1d20 + 4 - 2 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 4 - 2 + 3 = 14
Damage|Power Attack|Smite Evil: 1d8 + 4 + 6 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 + 6 + 4 = 19

I will be on vacation starting today going over the weekend. I will do my best to check on this when I've got time, but may be unavailable until Sunday.

The arrow hits, but Hugo's attack couldn't bear to hit. It's like his attack was a polar opposite of hitting. Perhaps he was too old and grizzlied to connect one of his attacks. Maybe next time he kodiATtacks, it will work. If he had a blade, he could have cutlered the goblin.

Round 3
Eolowyn
Lirianne
Goblin
Jasper
* Lazlo
Hugo
* Seelah

(not sorry)

There is no such thing as a bad pun. :-D

Lazlo moves over — If that darned thing would just quit moving long enough to let me study it... — then lets fly with a Force Strike arcanist exploit, powered by a point from his arcane reservoir.
damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
...just to get a better look, you understand.

Buzzzzz the goblin got stung by the force strike.

Round 3
Eolowyn
Lirianne
Goblin
Jasper
Lazlo
Hugo
* Seelah

My most recent post should be for this round. Also, I don't know if I can continue this scenario with your jokes flying around

Apologies. It was posted right before mine and didn't see it. Bearly a second between them.

Seelah talks a big game, then misses on the goblin.

Round 4
* Eolowyn
* Lirianne
Goblin
Jasper
Lazlo
Hugo
Seelah

Lirianne drops her sword, reloads her pistol with a paper cartridge, and shoots another bullet at the weird goblin. "Go down already!"

Touch attack: 1d20 + 9 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 9 + 1 = 17 Damage: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

I can't access Roll20 from work. I hope there is a place for Eolowyn to shoot the goblin without it having cover.

Eolowyn is glad she has her trusty bow back in hand, she fires an arrow at the weird goblin.

Attack, PBS, Precise Shot, Deadly Aim: 1d20 + 8 + 1 - 1 ⇒ (12) + 8 + 1 - 1 = 20
Damage, PBS, DA: 1d8 + 2 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 + 1 + 2 = 7

Lirianne tags the goblin for 2 while a carefully placed arrow damages the goblin for 7 more.

The goblin will attack
1 Hugo;2 Seelah: 1d2 ⇒ 1

HUGO
1d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15
1d6 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 9 = 10

Round 4
Eolowyn
Lirianne
Goblin
* Jasper
* Lazlo
* Hugo
* Seelah