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You've got to be kidding me.
You've got to be kidding me.
You have the best strength in the party!
Wait, sorry, flash back to older editions there
Still, I am in awe.
Whats this with you and the dice bot, Julian?
Lets hope that high rolls are good.
We will know if Julian spontaneously explodes.
wtf
*laughs*
[dice=mystery_percent1]1d100
[dice=mystery_percent2]1d100
And Ish covers both the high and lows :)
Dang it Ana you can't just have the rat come out to you can you!? I swear your CR level is higher than anything we have encountered thus far, but damn if it doesn't make it interesting.
*DM checks encounter table*
Ok Julian, looks like in your bedroom you find.... a Tarrasque. Well, good luck. Here's a blank character sheet, by the way.
Right. Bard. Tavern. Battle, tales, big changes. Got to remember that Isham now has duties as a press agent...
Okay I have 212 go plus 189 bonus plus 157 loot from werewolves. A good chunk of change.
Arc if I can.
While in town:
I would like to buy 12 or 24 silver arrows depending on the cost.
I am interested in a comp longbow +3 Str bonus.
I want to buy padded winter barding for my horse I am guessing that quilting will protect from the cold if that exists depending on how expensive.
Some Scented oil appropriate for a man.
Some extra warm clothing.
Some snow goggles.
Leather harness for the greate axe.
When he gets to town he would like to quickly find
Some strawberries or blue berries which were great treats for Vikings.
A nice outfit with some ulfen knot work on it.
Thorvald orders a hot bath gets a haircut and has his beard trimmed.
twenty silver arrows would cost 41gp
you can find the bow, non masterwork would be 410gp
winter barding would be same as what i told Rutilux
theres no fresh berries, its winter. You can get some dried berries for a silver though.
Anyone wanna take bets on who is gonna get picked? Or do you think Ana will take one as her wife and the other as her mistress?
Ana's Harem... himem?
She could surprise them both and choose neither.
She could surprise them both and choose neither.
Oh god, we're going to get the buffy 'Cookie dough' speech aren't we?
:D
I don't know the cookie dough speech. Is it surprising? A good kind of surprise like discovering your girlfriend has a pierced tongue?
Rutilux:
A pox on you my lady. So be it Thorvald you shall not be my worthy advisary in a duel for Lady Ana's hand then.
Thorvald:
Yeah that flippin blows she dumped us both!
Rutilux: Well then, we can fight over Dagmar, and then the true love of Sunfire!
Thorvald: Wait . . . what was that last part?
Rutilux:
Hummm?
Thorvald:
That last part you said Sunfire! WTF dude!
Rutilux:
I'm sorry I didn't quite hear you.
Thorvald:
You did you said Sunfire! That's friggin gross man.
Rutilux:
No I didn't, no no no!
As Ana's trusted familiar, let me be the one to break the news to you:
she ordered both of you into her suite as a distraction - so that she could steal Sunfire and ride off into the sunset on her. She did also steal Thorvalds heirloom armor and weapons and traded them for a pair of shoes.
Julian is just jealous he can't get any action cause we've heard that Tien got little d*%#@.
I don't usually read spoilers, but I gotta keep with Ana's love life.
Can't wait to see how the men respond. :)
Time for an Eiffel Tower!
Double high five fest!
I knew I should have gone with a CN cleric of Calistra this campaign. He would have been inviting the REST of the party :)
Cold Rutilux, cold.
Cold Rutilux, cold.
It wasn't meant to be. He's just very...Cheliaxian in some ways. Reminds me of Dracula: Dead and Loving it
Lucy Westenra: Jonathan let me kiss you...let me show you the deep, raw, passion of unbridled sexual frenzy...
Jonathan Harker: But, Lucy! I'm British!
Should Dagmar hold out for Samuel or hit up Rutilux on the rebound? ;)
Tweyd Twister party anyone? At work now will post when I can sit down at a computer. Thorvald is waiting to see how Ana responds to Rutilux because he doesn;t want to be made to look like a fool.
Oh - and just to be a picky - when it's a gal with a harem, it's 'polyandry'. Just saying.
That must be it. I just used the wrong words.
"I'm sorry, Thorvald and Rutilux. I used the wrong word! Of course I didn't mean polygamy. I meant polyandry!"
... and while simulacrum Ana continues to plead and sob, real Ana has just passed the town gate on her newly stolen Sunfire.
Time for an Eiffel Tower!
Should have chosen you, Jediah.
Oh, why did you have to insult me that night out of the fey forest?We could have had so much fun together if you hadn't...
Jediah honks his nose and weeps for what has been lost.
I...should never have been so harsh with you...my dear Hydra.
well you could always try him on the double rebound, or Isham or Zethyris... i doubt you're desperate enough for Julian yet.
Dagmar would choose Sunfire over Julian.
Rat would choose Julian over a cat.
Dang Ana's tears got him again. Don't start crying Dagmar or you will have instant boyfriends.
Damn it. Is that what's I've been doing wrong all this time?
Here I've been playing a stoic and strong Ulfen maiden, unable to get men because I don't cry enough? Well, pooh. :(
Cut more onions!
Well poop, Julian. Looks like you were right, let me buy you ale and whores to make up.
Since this constitutes some form of resolution plot can resume tonight hopefully not being overshadowed by drama
No stopping the Llamas!
My apologies to everyone not involved in this love triangle. Thanks for putting up with this all this time!
Lets advance the other storyline for a while! (Something about Savol reclaiming his ancestral lands - and a war with Irrisen - if I recall correctly)
Sorry for the delay. One of our dogs is ill and needed medical attention
Well poop, Julian. Looks like you were right, let me buy you ale and whores to make up.
Julian is ALWAYS RIGHT. That's why he's annoying.
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If this were the movies, Julian's disdain for the romantic theatrics about him would mean he would be the one to fall hardest for the next pretty but with problems female NPC we came across. :)