Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

Game Master Heathansson

Elgan's up to bat.

I'll move over to hover over f5 in melee range of Hamfist.

"It OK - me come to you."

"Ho ho! Flyin Hobniztis!!! Oy like this!"

Gittik catches a waft of something chemically from him, and from the door to the barbershop......formaldehyde and carrion and tobacco and spiced cologne.

again,.....Elgan's up to bat......

Haven't done the math yet, (HAven't been able to get NEAR my PC all weekend! Long story,...) But after getting hit twice, he ain't feeling so good. He may have to sit out a couple of rounds for a lil self-healing and buffing action before re-joining the fray. OR, he could just sit out of sight of the shooters and drop some conjured playmates on top of them! ;P

OK, let's go with plan B,...

Elgan hawk shrieks his fury, and pain, LOTS of pain, as one of the arrows sticks in him and stays there! He dives quickly, landing on a rooftop out of site of the shooters, but where he can JUST see the area they are hiding in. Without changing form, he warbles a loud, warbling, keening cry to the sky. It is answered by an ominous rumble, though there are no clouds in the sky.

Move to a hiding spot on a roof free from enemy. Casting Summon Monster III. Will decide what it is when it appears next round!

There's two roofs you could land on: the warehouse that Pip just got on, and the roof of the barbershop; could get cover that way (from your two shooters at any rate) and not be totally out of the action zone.

Their attack....

Beldan is missed by his foe with a rapier.

Oso's foe swings twice, missing both times.

The nasty Hamfist flails away twice; hitting once for 14 h.p.
Then, he claws and bites at Gittik, hitting with the claw for 9 h.p;
Gittik fort. save d.c.22 or paralyzed.

Elgan sees his foes slip around the right side of the barber shop and out of site.

A dire tiger appears at dt 3-4, swipes once at Oso; 12 h.p. in damage.

group's attack.

Oh,....and hamfist turns into the REAL form......Gittik sees predatory red eyes, and pointed ears.......pasty flesh and a dogs' hindquarters and goat horns, and smiling fangs......
though ghoulish, this is no mere ghoul; Gittik KNOWS this thing is not of this Oerth, nay, an Abyssal womb birthed this wretch.
know: planes d.c. 15

Hamfist croons.....
"Holy Diver! You've been out too long in the midnight sea!
Ride th' Tyger! You can see his stripes, but you know he's mean!
Oh, can't you see what I mean?"

Knowledge (planes) 8+23=31.

"Ooooh, look at that. He's a maurezhi demon, one of those vampire-demons that take the forms of the creatures they eat. Good-looking specimen, too; he's probab... Ahem." Altai shoots the nearest goon an annoyed glance. "Still here? Not for long!"

I'm using my arcane bonded object to cast Telekinesis again, sending the guy in F2 flying at Hamfist. Concentration check 9+16=25, which is juuuuuust enough... Again, he gets a Will 22 save to resist flying through the air. Attack roll 16+11=AC 27. Other particulars are like the first guy I tossed over there, but Hamfist probably has DR and might be strong enough to remain upright? Sadly, that's my last use of that fantastic spell. :(

The guy lifts up over the dire tiger and his brains are dashed out against Hamfist's pate;
Hamfist gets knocked down, but he's not out.

"Good one, ye pooflinging monkey! I like you lot! You look tasty, special with two hobnitzies to munch uponst!"

Beldan dances back from his opponent’s attack, drawing his dagger as he goes. He feints right, then comes in from the left, trying to open his opponent’s stomach with the sharp dagger.

5+13+2 = 20. Damage: 1+1+2 = 4

He gutstabs the guy.....he's still not down. "You're gonna pay...." is all he says.

Gittik; Oso; Pip; Elgan left to go.

Paralysed.

Once Pip gains the high ground he unslings Lucille

"STOP RIGHT THERE!

I GOTTA KNOW RIGHT NOW!

Before we go any further,
Are you ugly?
Will you be ugly forever?
Are you sleazy?
Are your toenails cheezy?
Would you make a shaggoth shudder,
with a glance of your face?
Or could your pimply puss frighten off,
A Mi-Go from space?"

Casting : Hold Monster Dc 18 Will save to resist

Oso moves up to Hamfist and rips into him with his sword.

Ten foot move to G4, Power Attack, Rage, Improved Crit "borrowed" again.

"Warggh."

Attack roll 6+20=26, Damage=19pts. Possible AoO from the Dire Tiger as Oso moves (AC26).

OK, NOW I'm cranky! They nerfed the Summon spells! I've been going off of the 3.x list, but in PF they moved the Dire wolf to the 4th lvl list, they were on the 3rd lvl list! ;P Thppppt! grumble gripe,....

There is a flash of lightning, and when the flare dies, there is an Ape standing at the corner, reaching out with loving arms, and teeth, at the two moving targets,...

Summoned Ape, full attack:
Claw #1; 1d20+7=27, Dmg: 1d6+5=6, Claw #2; 1d20+7=27, Dmg: 1d6+5=6, Bite: 1d20+2=18, Dmg: 1d6+2=6

Elgan sits back on his perch, happily whistling to himself, enjoying the show as his wounds knit together,...

Burn another 3rd lvl spell for a cure wounds,...

Paralysed.

Gittik's floating like an Emil Minty pinata.

as an aside, try a wil save every round; just like your ghoul paralysis houserule, or this will be lame....
If you make it this round, you can attack.

Once Pip gains the high ground he unslings Lucille

"STOP RIGHT THERE!

I GOTTA KNOW RIGHT NOW!

Before we go any further,
Are you ugly?
Will you be ugly forever?
Are you sleazy?
Are your toenails cheezy?
Would you make a shaggoth shudder,
with a glance of your face?
Or could your pimply puss frighten off,
A Mi-Go from space?"

Casting : Hold Monster Dc 18 Will save to resist

Hamfist's held.

Oso moves up to Hamfist and rips into him with his sword.

Ten foot move to G4, Power Attack, Rage, Improved Crit "borrowed" again.

"Warggh."

Attack roll 6+20=26, Damage=19pts. Possible AoO from the Dire Tiger as Oso moves (AC26).

You pop the bejesus out of him; he's hurt about half as bad as you'd think he would be.

The tiger swats you for 15 h.p. damage.

The tiger grins at Altai now.

OK, NOW I'm cranky! They nerfed the Summon spells! I've been going off of the 3.x list, but in PF they moved the Dire wolf to the 4th lvl list, they were on the 3rd lvl list! ;P Thppppt! grumble gripe,....

There is a flash of lightning, and when the flare dies, there is an Ape standing at the corner, reaching out with loving arms, and teeth, at the two moving targets,...

Summoned Ape, full attack:
Claw #1; 1d20+7=27, Dmg: 1d6+5=6, Claw #2; 1d20+7=27, Dmg: 1d6+5=6, Bite: 1d20+2=18, Dmg: 1d6+2=6

Elgan sits back on his perch, happily whistling to himself, enjoying the show as his wounds knit together,...

Burn another 3rd lvl spell for a cure wounds,...

The ape rips the guys' arms out of his sockets; he and the other shooter guy run for the water.

Beldan's foe runs. Full defense. Jumps in the water.

Suddenly,......Hamfist isn't held any more.

The dire tiger moves up on altai; to fg2-3; swats him for 12 h.p. in damage.
Oso's at g4.
Dire ape's at hi 4-5.

Group's attack.....

Natural 20!

"GAAAAAAH!! ME KILL YOU NOW!"

Or maybe not with these rolls...
RH kukri 1: 16 + 5 = 21. Damage = 9
RH kukri 2: 11 + 9 = 20. Damage = 10
LH kukri 1: 14 + 17 = 31 = threat. Confirmation = 14 + 10 = 24. Damage = 7, or 10 on a crit, including three electricity damage.
LH kukri 2: 9 + 6 = 15 = probable miss. Damage = 7, including 3 electricity damage.

He's still prone; he was held then unheld; didn't do anything.

If he's prone, add 4 to those attack rolls.

Gittik slices him three times; (adding a flank bonus too); doesn't seem to be carving into him that badly, though he does bleed.

Oso's got a flank bonus for all intents and purposes.

Altai takes a quick look at the colossal cat slapping him around and decides to be somewhere else. And, suddenly, he is.

Using my Dimensional step special ability to teleport away. I'm now up on the barbershop roof in E6.

*wunff!* the big cat interjects as his quarry ports out...it looks up at him where he appears two seconds later.

"He's on th' roof, kitty!!! ye great and dense thing!"
says Hamfist loudly.....

Oso; Pip; Elgan; Beldan left to go this round.

Altai:

omg this fight is blowing my mind

full attack, same conditions as last round, bardic inspiration (how long does this last?), power attack, rage, "borrow" improved crit (just need to roll a tad better.

Oso lifts his shield up high to protect against the claws and teeth, then uses his sword to stab at Hamfist's midriff, repeatedly.

First Attack roll 18+20=38 (possible crit), damage 10+16=26pts, Nat 20 to confirm, additional damage 5+16=21pts. Second Attack 17+15=32 (possible crit), Damage 3+16=19pts, To confirm 15+15=30, Damage 10+16=26pts. That's 47pts followed by 43pts.

"Laugh at this, Hambone!"

He does, although his jawbone's somewhat dangling on the right side of his head. It's an eerie, creeking tittering, with slurping sucking sounds.

Pip, Elgan, Beldan to go.....
Hamfists's not down, but he is contemplating the towel throw.

Elgan's shimmers back to his elvin form, and chatters at the ape. His summoned friend looks around as his playmates dive for the water. The Ape looks at the arms he is holding, examines one as it scratches his back with the other. Then turns at the sound of Elgan's words and the combat behind him. The ape gleefully tosses one of his extra arms away, but holds the other as it closes with it's new playmates, and gleefully re-assumes beating a tattoo on one's head with the arm it is holding,...

Move and attack for ape,...

Att: 1d20+7=26, Dmg: 1d6+5=9

Elgan stands up and hisses at the big cat. He holds up one hand, which is curled into a fist with one finger sticking up. He waves it at the cat in a "no, no" gesture. Then brings his OTHER hand out from behind his back. It it holding a small ball of flame in it.

"BAD kitty!" Elgan says with a frown, and throws the tiny fireball at the cat,...

Produce flame, it's fun in a variety of ways! :)
To hit (touch):1d20+7=23, Fire dmg: 1d6+9=14

Hey; the two guys took off and dove in the drink.
Does the ape wanna attack the tiger, or Hamfist?
Hamfist's kinda hard to get to....

Is the big ape next to the tiger Elgan's ape? Or has it been summoned by someone else?

Is the big ape next to the tiger Elgan's ape? Or has it been summoned by someone else?

Yeah; it's Elgan's ape.

Heathy:

Sorry; work crazy....
Altai:

Looks like Pip'n'Beldan; clarification of target for his gorilla from Elgan left this round.

If the ape's in HI 4-5, it can reach Hamfist in F5. So he can still be the ape's target.

Right on...

Hamfist's still prone, right?

Yeah.

Updated Map

I just put Pip and Altai on the map, even though they are on the roofs. Hamfist and F2 are the last antagonists left, yes?

I think we need a bit more than just a boost of +2, so blowing my last 3rd lvl spell of the day for a Haste.

Pip strums from the roof

"If you're gonna die,
Die with yer boots on,
If yer gonna try
Come try with me!
If yer gonna cry,
Cry in the corner!
'Cause for a demon,
Yer a real poosee!"

I cover nine folks with Haste, so that should get everyone including Mr summoned Ape.

Updated Map

I just put Pip and Altai on the map, even though they are on the roofs. Hamfist and F2 are the last antagonists left, yes?

Two antagonists:

Hastee haste! Everybody's in there.

Beldan's up to bat at the moment.