Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

Game Master Heathansson


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Male Human Rogue 14

“Oh, nah, none of that,” says Beldan, with a mildly insulted air to his voice. “I’m not a criminal you know. And if I was dodgy like that, why would I come and associate myself with a dead guy – murdered guy by the look of things – to an officer of the law. Nah, Xever is – was – a member of the Wytchwardens as you probably know, but hadn’t been attending meetings and such as of recent. So they sent me out to check on him. Turns out he had some of those afore mentioned gambling debts and was being extorted by this fellow named Hamfist. So Xever asked me to go have a chat with Hamfist to get him off his back, I gathered some of me mates and did so, sorted out the misunderstanding, and was on me way back to tell Xever he was safe. Not that safe though, apparently.”

Bluff: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (3) + 14 = 17


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:


must stay away from off-topic!

"My master Tatcher is friends with him. They make things together.
My master made me."

She's clunky, almost robotic on the guitar, but seems pleased with the soulless thrum of cord progressions she seems to play; her fingers display an alarming complete lack of discomfort fingering the chords.
Her memory, however, is fascinatingly and queerly perfect in composition though. She quickly can master, and consistently remember about 7 chords in the space of two minutes.

LOL, you should know by now that arguing with socialists gives you dyspepsia Heathy!

Pip observes Trilby's movements, and scrutinizes her closely while she is concentrating on the chords.

Perception: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (12) + 13 = 25

Altai Iscarni wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:


"My master Tatcher is friends with him. They make things together.
My master made me."

She's clunky, almost robotic on the guitar, but seems pleased with the soulless thrum of cord progressions she seems to play; her fingers display an alarming complete lack of discomfort fingering the chords.
Her memory, however, is fascinatingly and queerly perfect in composition though. She quickly can master, and consistently remember about 7 chords in the space of two minutes.

Awesome. We've rescued Yngwie Malmsteen.

Quote of the day :D


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Pendobar 'Pip' Bushytoe wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:


must stay away from off-topic!

"My master Tatcher is friends with him. They make things together.
My master made me."

She's clunky, almost robotic on the guitar, but seems pleased with the soulless thrum of cord progressions she seems to play; her fingers display an alarming complete lack of discomfort fingering the chords.
Her memory, however, is fascinatingly and queerly perfect in composition though. She quickly can master, and consistently remember about 7 chords in the space of two minutes.

LOL, you should know by now that arguing with socialists gives you dyspepsia Heathy!

Pip observes Trilby's movements, and scrutinizes her closely while she is concentrating on the chords.

Perception: 1d20+13

Altai Iscarni wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:


"My master Tatcher is friends with him. They make things together.
My master made me."

She's clunky, almost robotic on the guitar, but seems pleased with the soulless thrum of cord progressions she seems to play; her fingers display an alarming complete lack of discomfort fingering the chords.
Her memory, however, is fascinatingly and queerly perfect in composition though. She quickly can master, and consistently remember about 7 chords in the space of two minutes.

Awesome. We've rescued Yngwie Malmsteen.

Quote of the day :D

why is socialism either "a new and novel approach to socialism" or "just the best parts of the cow socialism?" f&#$ it...go lurk on a Bulgarian website sometime; it's funny as hell. You get this: "WTF is America doing? Didn't they learn anything watching us?"

from the observation,....her fingers just don't act right. She's....not human, anyhow; you don't know what.


M Halfling Barbarian 10

The guy is British - we are more attached to our socialism here. And the other guy is Brazilian - after years of fascism, socialism seems nicer. Anyway, serves us both right for venturing on to the off-topics thread. I got caught in the Gestapo thread with Bugleyman, from whom I struggle to conceal my true feelings.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Beldan Vale wrote:

“Oh, nah, none of that,” says Beldan, with a mildly insulted air to his voice. “I’m not a criminal you know. And if I was dodgy like that, why would I come and associate myself with a dead guy – murdered guy by the look of things – to an officer of the law. Nah, Xever is – was – a member of the Wytchwardens as you probably know, but hadn’t been attending meetings and such as of recent. So they sent me out to check on him. Turns out he had some of those afore mentioned gambling debts and was being extorted by this fellow named Hamfist. So Xever asked me to go have a chat with Hamfist to get him off his back, I gathered some of me mates and did so, sorted out the misunderstanding, and was on me way back to tell Xever he was safe. Not that safe though, apparently.”

Bluff: 1d20+14

He stares at you with really squinty eyes for a long, uncomfortable time; then

"so, what do you want to do now?" is all he asks.
sense motive if you want;....


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Pip scrutinizes the Inspector carefully

Sense Motive:1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Pendobar 'Pip' Bushytoe wrote:

Pip scrutinizes the Inspector carefully

Sense Motive:1d20+6

His true motives, whatever they may be, remain inscrutible.


Male Human Rogue 14

Sense Motive: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

You can't tell if he believes you or not. You get the feeling, though, he thinks that you killed Xever.


Male Human Rogue 14

“So…. I figure since he’s a Wytchwarden, and they wanted to speak to him, I’ll cart the body back to them and they’ll have someone who can speak to his corpse no doubt, and we can find out who killed him. We’ll share any info with you boys of course.”

Bluff: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (17) + 14 = 31


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His eyes kinda unsquint.
"Look, fella....I uh, can't just give up this body just like that; I'm working an investigation here....I know you're all shook up about your friend here, and the stuff down at the dock with Hamfist." He spits when he says Hamfist's moniker. He thinks you're on the level. "Fact of the matter is, the Shadowshore Watch,....the Noble District Watch....ain't exactly best of buddies, you know that. They're not gonna give me squat once this body goes over the Wall to the Noble District.
I'll tell you what, though; we're gonna take him to the morgue. We'll hold off on speaking to the dead, until a representative from the Witchwardens comes in the morning and we can all script the seance questions. And you can rest assured that we'll release the body when we finish finding out all we can, for proper and respectful burial.
He can't get raised though; he'd need something tougher than that. Whoever did this thing took his heart."


Male Human Rogue 14

“Took his heart … huh. Well, yeah, that sounds fair.” He holds out his hand to the cop. “Name’s Beldan. Me and my friends won’t be trying to work against you on any of this – we want to know who offed Xever as much or more than you do.”


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Oddly, he looks at your hand for a moment as if he's scrutinizing it.
Then, he seemingly snaps out of whatever trance he was in, shakes your hand.
"That would be really great, you know, Beldan. I think Sasserine would be a better place if we could all start working together within the districts. This segmenting that's going on lately, it's no good. Not when a perpetrator can freely bounce from District to District and the law can't always follow him. Where the segments of law.....actually forbid eachother."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

So what now, brave derring doers?
I'll be back in a few hours; daughter's birthday and all.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Happy birthday!

We'll lug the corpse back to the temple of Kord, tell them about Xever and Hamfist and then bring up the kenku. Finding him is our next step.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The group, Trilby and a dead Hamfist in tow, are led to the heart of the Champion's District into the black basalt edifice that is the Great Temple of Kord.

Sometime later, in a council chamber and with the corpus of Hamfist on a slab for analysis,
Tormagal Gred, High Priest of Kord in Sasserine, paces back and forth.....his warrior trim physique displaying an excited energy even at this time of night, he paces back and forth;
"so, you went to speak to Xever about the witchwarden knife used to murder my good Kordsman, the same knife that bore his name, and did battle with dogs of hell or worse that wore the shapes of men. Xever told you about Hamfist, and how HE obtained the knife from HIM as partial payment for gambling debts, as well as indentured servitude; as well as a horrible spider with a horrifying breeding ritual. Then Hamfist whom you also went to see, and battle, and who turned out to indeed be a demon wearing the shape of a man, now lies here dead on this slab, anointed with holy water so his hideous energies do not taint this holy place...
And you did battle one Tatcher, a friend of Hamfist, who escaped. Hamfist had a note referring to trading that murder weapon to a kenku, for lucre and an odd spider.....
and you sent Xever here; poor Xever who was murdered essentially in the same way as my fellow....
and so that brings you here; do I have it right?"

I didn't know if you wanted to talk about the parts with the gendarmes in Shadowshore or not...


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"More or less. What we are uncertain about is whether Hamfist killed Dagbarr and then sold the kenku the dagger, or if Hamfist sold the dagger to the kenku, who then killed Dagbarr. I'm leaning toward the second interpretation, seeing that poor Xever was murdered and had his heart removed in the same manner as Dagbarr."

"However, even if Hamfist was technically innocent in the murder of Dagbarr, he was still a cancer on this town, a festering boil that needed to be lanced. The reason we brought his dead carcass here was to avoid it being..., ah, exploited by usavoury Shadowshore elements. Surely the church of Kord, through its association with the gladiatorial games, possesses a high degree of expertise when it comes to the disposal of noisome and noxious dead creatures?"

"We'll find and dispose of the kenku tomorrow. Hopefully we will recover the hearts of Dagbarr and Xever as well. But first we need to rest and regain our strength and wits."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"That sounds sensible, my good man.
Hmm....as I recall, there is a small rookery of kenku, not 8 or so miles west of Sasserine, along the coast.
There is a section of beach, which runs up to a line of crags; a line of which jut out into the sea a ways. There is an inverted "U" worn away by the sea; the Forsaken Arch; an arch of stone....it is said they dwell there. They are gleaners, and sneaky thieves, some grifters, some traders; and it is said some will do the work of assassin.
But they rook there, in that arch."


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

While the others chat with the priest of Kord, Pip attempts to get info out of Trilby

Basically Who, what, where, when. Anything she can remember about herself

Diplomacy 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (13) + 18 = 31


Barbarian (berserker) 3; Init +1; AC18; Hp 36/41; Saves Str +5, Con +7; Passive Perception 9

"Can we rest within the safety of the Church. Or those assassins may come after us tonight while we are weak from lost spells and powers."

"Maybe after Gittik has hit a couple of bars."


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"Me hard. Me no scare."


Barbarian (berserker) 3; Init +1; AC18; Hp 36/41; Saves Str +5, Con +7; Passive Perception 9

"You no scare, but they will be tomorrow. When we attack them bird men."


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"Heh!"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Pendobar 'Pip' Bushytoe wrote:

While the others chat with the priest of Kord, Pip attempts to get info out of Trilby

Basically Who, what, where, when. Anything she can remember about herself

Diplomacy 1d20+18

"Tatcher made me. He makes lots of things, but he calls me his masterpiece and greatest mystery.

I just do what he says. Some fighting; other stuff. I'm not aware of too many things. I know what I know..."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Oso Legumbe wrote:

"Can we rest within the safety of the Church. Or those assassins may come after us tonight while we are weak from lost spells and powers."

"Maybe after Gittik has hit a couple of bars."

"I think that would be fine. Please, though,....show a sense of decorum when you come back in the church. And if I were you guys, I would stay clear of Shadowshore for a while. The taverns of the Champion's District might be a little safer to carouse in. From descriptions of Tatcher, from you and from others....I think he might be able to summon up some real trouble for you all."

ogay; youse guys scored some loot. Does anybody still need to buy stuff? Or,....who wants to do what when?


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

I'm getting three items - after that, I'm almost broke. I'm getting a set of Goggles of night (12000 gold, gives me Darkvision 60'), a Brooch of shielding (1500 gp, absorbs damage from Magic misille) and a pair of Boots of striding and springing (5500 gp, increases my move and grants a bonus on Acrobatics). Total cost 19000 gp, which leaves me with 52 gp.


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Meh....that much cash oughtta realistically last a week at a titty bar.


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"YEAH!"


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

What was the loot split again?


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Everybody gets 13100 gp.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

A little bardic knowledge about this'n'that reveals the following institutions in the Champion's District; a bit more upscale than Shadowshore, but nonetheless they can be ruff and tumble as befits a folk that worship a deity that revels in man striving against man or beast:

The Six Swords Tavern;...a good place to find reputable mercs; also close to the gate to Shadowshore, ergo most brawls are kept pretty well in check...

Three Dwarves Digging....a tavern and gaming hall; ostensively started as a book operation, running odds on the arena, that evolved into a pub and branched into other forms of gambling;

Aunt Kylie's....a brothel. At the southwest apex of the Champion's District Arena; sultry wares dangled out from the balconies when the crowds enter and egress filled with fire from the days' matches.

Huh.....what do you know....there's a Shrine of Kelanen. It's right across from the Embassy Compound of the Scarlet Brotherhood.


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"We go Aunt Kylie."


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)
Gittik wrote:
"We go Aunt Kylie."

Elgan shrugs.

"Shuah, why not chere'? It'd be nahce tah visit a 'civilized' place whar peples acted lahk natuh intended!"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The little clutch or mob of adventurers
(who all's going?) show up at the joint.
It's a three story manoral, with a garden in back surrounded by walls and part of the architecture. Ladies enticingly leaning over balconies, swaying in the breeze; smiling and waving perfumed veils....somewhere harp music delicately tinkles in the bowels of the place.
The door opens; to the left and right are four great halforcs in black spike bondage plate with leather masks; they're subdued and innocuous though....a beautiful human lady in a green gown with her long black hair done up in the manner of an Ekbirian princess meets the party at the entranceway.
"My, my,....what have we here? YOU guys have had a rough night of it I think. It's off to the steambaths with you gentlemen. What do you want to drink? Follow me...."


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Oh you know Pip is all over this! But what of Trilby?

Pip invites Trilby to accompany them to the 'tavern' for a bit of relaxation.

"Do you drink alcohol Trilby?"


Barbarian (berserker) 3; Init +1; AC18; Hp 36/41; Saves Str +5, Con +7; Passive Perception 9

"Something hot and spicy to eat and drink, a fruit brandy would suit me."

Oso begins to slip off his clothes, letting the servants help. "Pip, you got a thing for the Trilby? Better smell good and sweet for her then. Me I'm going to that Shrine when we finish here. You know show them my sword and chew the fat."


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder
Oso Legumbe wrote:
Oso begins to slip off his clothes, letting the servants help. "Pip, you got a thing for the Trilby? Better smell good and sweet for her then. Me I'm going to that Shrine when we finish here. You know show them my sword and chew the fat."

Pip grins sheepishly

"Just trying to figure her out. Anyone who can hit like that would be a good friend to have! But yeah, I'm smelling whiff. Time for a bath, a meal and a rum drink!"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Pendobar 'Pip' Bushytoe wrote:

Oh you know Pip is all over this! But what of Trilby?

Pip invites Trilby to accompany them to the 'tavern' for a bit of relaxation.

"Do you drink alcohol Trilby?"

"I....I don't know. I'll try."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

They lead you downstairs to a big underground room with marble tiled steambaths; big jacuzzis and whatnot. Provocatively dressed waitresses bring copious potable action. Then probocatively undressed women join in the tubs.....


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Hey! This place ain't half bad."


Barbarian (berserker) 3; Init +1; AC18; Hp 36/41; Saves Str +5, Con +7; Passive Perception 9

"Gittik is going to be like a pig in muck. Anyway we deserve it. We did good."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

One of the bathers, a saucy halfelf, asks, "what have you guys been about this night? You all look like you were put nekkid under an icy waterfall with 15 Narganian wildcats tied onto you."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Trilby sits nearby on a marble bench; neither interested or shocked in what transpires within the steamy jacuzzi.


M Halfling Barbarian 10
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
One of the bathers, a saucy halfelf, asks, "what have you guys been about this night? You all look like you were put nekkid under an icy waterfall with 15 Narganian wildcats tied onto you."

"Huh?"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"Well, you guys are all sliced on, and ransacked looking is all...."


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"Huh?"


Barbarian (berserker) 3; Init +1; AC18; Hp 36/41; Saves Str +5, Con +7; Passive Perception 9

"Mostly that is stuff from the ones who attacked Gittik. That is a guard's finger there. See the blood trail over his shoulder now that might be a demon or was it a devil, any ways I'm sure that the fur patch is tiger, giant ferocious tiger that got ripped up."

Oso directs the girls on a scenic tour of Gittik's body.


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"Heh! Me think this best bit of body!"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"What attacked you there? You'e all swollen."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

You overhear a couple guys one tub over.

"There's been another murder."

"Yeah; I heard about that Xever guy."

"No this one went down in the Noble's District. It was a librarian. Witch Warden."

"Oh, man....it's starting then."

"Yeah. Only a matter of time I guess..."

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