Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

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I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Looks like Elgan; next up top,

and need the fireball saves from down below, to see what the moonbeast who is engaging Satari and Em in melee is going to do; then it's their attacks as well.


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MAP!


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back in an hour or two


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huzzzzah!


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

Satari's Will Save: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (11) + 18 = 29 5 hp unless Evasion prevents the damage.

Satari's Will Save: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (16) + 18 = 34 6 hp unless Evasion prevents the damage.

Satari will fight defensively, gaining a +3 to AC due to his ranks of Acrobatics.

Satari is down 31 hp, 5 points of Dex, and 4 ki. His AC is currently 29.

Flurry, haste, inspire courage, combat expertise, fighting defensively:
Attack H: 1d20 + 22 + 1 + 3 - 3 - 4 ⇒ (8) + 22 + 1 + 3 - 3 - 4 = 27, damage: 2d10 + 9 ⇒ (1, 8) + 9 = 18.
Attack 1: 1d20 + 22 + 1 + 3 - 3 - 4 ⇒ (17) + 22 + 1 + 3 - 3 - 4 = 36, damage: 2d10 + 9 ⇒ (9, 4) + 9 = 22.
Attack 2: 1d20 + 22 + 1 + 3 - 3 - 4 ⇒ (2) + 22 + 1 + 3 - 3 - 4 = 21, damage: 2d10 + 9 ⇒ (10, 5) + 9 = 24.
Attack 3: 1d20 + 17 + 1 + 3 - 3 - 4 ⇒ (14) + 17 + 1 + 3 - 3 - 4 = 28, damage: 2d10 + 9 ⇒ (5, 2) + 9 = 16.
Attack 4: 1d20 + 17 + 1 + 3 - 3 - 4 ⇒ (2) + 17 + 1 + 3 - 3 - 4 = 16, damage: 2d10 + 9 ⇒ (2, 1) + 9 = 12.
Attack 5: 1d20 + 12 + 1 + 3 - 3 - 4 ⇒ (8) + 12 + 1 + 3 - 3 - 4 = 17, damage: 2d10 + 9 ⇒ (10, 2) + 9 = 21.
Attack 6: 1d20 + 12 + 1 + 3 - 3 - 4 ⇒ (2) + 12 + 1 + 3 - 3 - 4 = 11, damage: 2d10 + 9 ⇒ (8, 5) + 9 = 22.


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Evasion prevents damage; just need Em's saves.


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and I gotta go to the store. back in an hour


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

Emrael's Will Save: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (5) + 13 = 18 28 hp

Emrael's Will Save: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (6) + 13 = 19 33 hp

That puts her at -15.

As the dancing enchantment on DemonRazor wears off and falls to the ground, the kensai follows it to the floor.


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Emrael's dead.

bummer.

"You idiot!!! That elf was worth a king's ransom in rubies!!!"


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The moonbeast pummels Satari with one claw and misses;

Satari makes him pay dearly. Er, only hits once.


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"Give up, human. We need to save the elf girl. Your presence is interfering."


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Elgan's up.


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When Emrael falls, the chained heroic seeming one yells, "NO! YOU INHUMAN SCUM! CROM! I BESEECH THEE, GIVE ME A SWORD!!!! CROOOOOOM!!!!"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

picture

the guy in the chains, who wants to be free and have him a sword.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan roars, takes a 5' step to the left (of the map) uses his reach to whale on the Moonbeast #6, fully intent on working his way around the ship and killing every last moonbeast,...

Full attack, X3 (2 slams & haste:)

Att 1: 1d20 + 25 ⇒ (14) + 25 = 391d8 + 20 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 ⇒ (1) + 20 + (5) + (2) + (6) = 34

Att 2: 1d20 + 25 ⇒ (6) + 25 = 311d8 + 20 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 ⇒ (1) + 20 + (1) + (2) + (3) = 27

Att 3: 1d20 + 25 ⇒ (18) + 25 = 431d8 + 20 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 ⇒ (8) + 20 + (3) + (3) + (1) = 35

Somewhere, Elgan hears a little voice telling him that he wastes precious time with the needless violence, but he tells it to shut up, the weird unnatural creatures had it coming,...


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He hits all three times, but it's not quite dead.

Their move.


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Down below, 9 moves over and goes full attack on Satari. 10 advances, getting one claw.

11, seeing that they have everything well in tentacle, exits stage right.

Moonbeast nine does 39 hit points, and rends for 2 wis damage; dc 22 wil to negate the wil damage.

10 hits with a claw for 13 hp damage.


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And above,

6 struggles but can't get free of the grapple.

7 attacks Gjetost.
He takes 44 hp from two claws, two tentacles, a rend, and takes 3 wis damage unless he saves vs dc22 wil.

8 attacks Claw. Rends; two tentacles. 13 damage after DR is figured.

And, group's attack!


M Half-Orc Ranger

Dok maneuvers to flank (Q 35, please), and lays back into the damnable moonbeast...

Tengu Falchion attack 1: 1d20 + 14 + 5 + 3 + 1 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 14 + 5 + 3 + 1 + 3 + 2 = 37
Damage: 2d4 + 11 ⇒ (1, 4) + 11 = 16

Tengu Falchion attack 2: 1d20 + 9 + 5 + 3 + 1 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 9 + 5 + 3 + 1 + 3 + 2 = 24
Damage: 2d4 + 11 ⇒ (4, 3) + 11 = 18

Tengu Falchion attack 3: 1d20 + 4 + 5 + 3 + 1 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 4 + 5 + 3 + 1 + 3 + 2 = 37
Damage: 2d4 + 11 ⇒ (3, 3) + 11 = 17

Tengu Falchion attack 3 Crit Confirm: 1d20 + 4 + 5 + 3 + 1 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 4 + 5 + 3 + 1 + 3 + 2 = 29
Damage: 2d4 + 11 ⇒ (3, 3) + 11 = 17


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

Satari's Will Save: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (20) + 18 = 38

Satari is down 83 hp, 5 points of Dex, and 6 ki. His AC is currently 23.

Satari, saddened that he cannot immediately honor the elf's sacrifice, grabs up the katana she had carried and disappears, reappearing next to the far mast AK50, where he begins attacking chains for the adjacent slaves with his free hand. I'm probably wrong, but I think his unarmed strikes ignore hardness.

Flurry, haste, inspire courage:
Attack H: 1d20 + 22 + 1 + 3 - 3 ⇒ (8) + 22 + 1 + 3 - 3 = 31, damage: 2d10 + 15 ⇒ (6, 6) + 15 = 27.
Attack 1: 1d20 + 22 + 1 + 3 - 3 ⇒ (4) + 22 + 1 + 3 - 3 = 27, damage: 2d10 + 15 ⇒ (1, 9) + 15 = 25.
Attack 2: 1d20 + 22 + 1 + 3 - 3 ⇒ (20) + 22 + 1 + 3 - 3 = 43, damage: 2d10 + 15 ⇒ (10, 6) + 15 = 31.
Attack 3: 1d20 + 17 + 1 + 3 - 3 ⇒ (18) + 17 + 1 + 3 - 3 = 36, damage: 2d10 + 15 ⇒ (7, 1) + 15 = 23.
Attack 4: 1d20 + 17 + 1 + 3 - 3 ⇒ (9) + 17 + 1 + 3 - 3 = 27, damage: 2d10 + 15 ⇒ (1, 8) + 15 = 24.
Attack 5: 1d20 + 12 + 1 + 3 - 3 ⇒ (2) + 12 + 1 + 3 - 3 = 15, damage: 2d10 + 15 ⇒ (6, 1) + 15 = 22.
Attack 6: 1d20 + 12 + 1 + 3 - 3 ⇒ (20) + 12 + 1 + 3 - 3 = 33, damage: 2d10 + 15 ⇒ (4, 9) + 15 = 28.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Dok wrote:

Dok maneuvers to flank (Q 35, please), and lays back into the damnable moonbeast...

Tengu Falchion attack 1: 1d20+14+5+3+1+3+2
Damage: 2d4+11

Tengu Falchion attack 2: 1d20+9+5+3+1+3+2
Damage: 2d4+11

Tengu Falchion attack 3: 1d20+4+5+3+1+3+2
Damage: 2d4+11

Tengu Falchion attack 3 Crit Confirm: 1d20+4+5+3+1+3+2
Damage: 2d4+11

Dok stabs it with his steely knife, but he just can't kill the beast.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Emrael Bladewalker wrote:

[dice=Satari's Will Save]1d20 + 18

Satari is down 83 hp, 5 points of Dex, and 6 ki. His AC is currently 23.

Satari, saddened that he cannot immediately honor the elf's sacrifice, grabs up the katana she had carried and disappears, reappearing next to the far mast AK50, where he begins attacking chains for the adjacent slaves with his free hand. I'm probably wrong, but I think his unarmed strikes ignore hardness.

Flurry, haste, inspire courage:
[dice=Attack H]1d20 + 22 + 1 + 3 - 3, [dice=damage]2d10 + 15.
[dice=Attack 1]1d20 + 22 + 1 + 3 - 3, [dice=damage]2d10 + 15.
[dice=Attack 2]1d20 + 22 + 1 + 3 - 3, [dice=damage]2d10 + 15.
[dice=Attack 3]1d20 + 17 + 1 + 3 - 3, [dice=damage]2d10 + 15.
[dice=Attack 4]1d20 + 17 + 1 + 3 - 3, [dice=damage]2d10 + 15.
[dice=Attack 5]1d20 + 12 + 1 + 3 - 3, [dice=damage]2d10 + 15.
[dice=Attack 6]1d20 + 12 + 1 + 3 - 3, [dice=damage]2d10 + 15.

They look at Dok in shock and awe.

One of them reaches out and touches him.

He's at max hit points.

It's a beautiful maid, with auburn hair and violet eyes.


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"Are you here to rescue us?" she asks Satari.

"I can do things."

she grabs a length of her chain, and gets ready for action.


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Elgan, Pip, and Altai and his menagerie are up to bat.


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instant stats


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Nitey nite!!!!!


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Pip directs his summoned Bralani pal Zippy to attack Moonbeast 8

"Go gettim Zippy!"

The elemental wind vortex blasts Moony8 with his Windblast power, bufffeting the abberation with howling cyclonic force

3d6 ⇒ (6, 1, 6) = 13 damage, save reflex DC17 for 1/2

can Pip hear the heroic screamer?


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan finishes putting the final touches on the grappled moonbeast.

Full attack, (2 slams +1 Haste)

Att 1: 1d20 + 25 ⇒ (14) + 25 = 391d8 + 20 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 ⇒ (6) + 20 + (4) + (1) + (3) = 34

Att 2: 1d20 + 25 ⇒ (19) + 25 = 441d8 + 20 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 ⇒ (1) + 20 + (1) + (1) + (5) = 28

Att 3: 1d20 + 25 ⇒ (1) + 25 = 261d8 + 20 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 ⇒ (6) + 20 + (5) + (6) + (5) = 42

By attempting to wrap it's head around to where it's arse is supposed to be!


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Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Enough of this crap! I`m tired of holding back. ARISE, MY FOUL FRIENDS! TEAR MY FOES TO PIECES AND BRING THEIR FLESH HOME FOR YOUR BROOD! RIP TH... A bralani? How awkward..." Altai`s spell sounds a little different than his usual summoning formulae. As the conjuration reaches a shrieking crescendo, balls of darkness appear between the ship`s masts. They explode with eye-searing energy; as the party`s vision return, they see several hideous beasts suspended in the rigging, combining the worst aspect of crayfish and solifugae. Spiky armour clicking and groaning, they close upon the moonbeasts with unnatural speed and ferocity.

"Oh well, my point still stands... F+&+ you, tentacled freaks! Those of you who die right away now are the lucky ones!"

Bugs! These are 1d3+1=3 bebiliths, my far and away favourite D&D monsters. One is hanging in the ropes in AH-AJ 37-39, one is in W-Y 40-42, and the last one rips away the hatch in AC-AE 37-39 and stands over the opening, looking down into the cargo bay.


So many summoned beasts... I think I`ll just dispense with the full math for a little while.

Tiger:

Bite hits AC 38, damage 16+14 smite=30
4 claws hits ACs 23, 36, 21 and 29, the hit does 15 damage
Grapple maintenance 43 vs CMD if the bite hit

Bebilith 1 attacks Moonbeast 7:

Bite hits AC 37, damage 20 plus 2 CON damage unless the moonbeast passes a Fort 23 save. The effect lasts for 5 rounds.

2 claws his ACs 33 and 27, damage 14 and 13

Bebilith 2 attacks Moonbeast 8:

Bite hits AC 36, damage 18 plus 2 CON damage unless the moonbeast passes a Fort 23 save. The effect lasts for 5 rounds.

2 claws his ACs 37 and 30, damage 15 and 14


Gjetost has taken about 80 hp, AKA 1/3 of his hit points. However, his WIS is starting to suffer badly...

No move, the usual bonuses apply. He starts with Moonbeast 6, switching to Moonbeast 7 if the first one falls.
Attack 1 hits AC 40, damage 52
Attack 2 hits AC 39, damage 56
Attack 3 hits AC 33, damage 49
Attack 4 hits AC 38, damage 51
And, if the first one falls, he gets a Cleave bonus attack, hitting AC 38 and doing 49 damage


Advanced flesh golem shield guardian

Claw keeps dodging and blocking the moonbeast`s attacks, intent on staying between it and his master.

Full defense again, bringing his AC up to 39.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Altai`s action depends on the continued health of the moonbeasts.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Pendobar 'Pip' Bushytoe wrote:

Pip directs his summoned Bralani pal Zippy to attack Moonbeast 8

"Go gettim Zippy!"

The elemental wind vortex blasts Moony8 with his Windblast power, bufffeting the abberation with howling cyclonic force

3d6 damage, save reflex DC17 for 1/2

can Pip hear the heroic screamer?

Pip can hear "bla bla bla.....CROM! BLA BLA! CROOOOOOOOM!!!"

Somebody's pissed down below.


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Elgan Dreadwood wrote:

Elgan finishes putting the final touches on the grappled moonbeast.

Full attack, (2 slams +1 Haste)

Att 1: 1d20+25; 1d8+20+1d6+1d6+1d6

Att 2: 1d20+25; 1d8+20+1d6+1d6+1d6

Att 3: 1d20+25; 1d8+20+1d6+1d6+1d6

By attempting to wrap it's head around to where it's arse is supposed to be!

Moon beast 6 gets the curl of the burl. It's just the way of the world.

It's no more........


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

6 and 7 are dead.

Altai can go, and the tiger didn't have to hit 6 since Elgan wasted that one.

Altai's turn, and then......whatever remains of the moonbeasts.


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Huzzzah!


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Pip grabs for his floating sword and runs for the hatch.

"Who wants to fight?"

Assuming he gets a reply

Pip strums Lucille

"Blink Dogs
Bink Dogs
Roly poly
Blink Dogs."

Playing >Bard's Escape< to teleport dude to the top. I am hoping he is 30' away as the crow flies??


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In the square that says "2gb" stands

this guy.

he looks down at Pip; "how did you,......" then, "who the hell cares! Hey, Banjo Kid;" to Pip; "Might I borrow a sword or somesuch?"


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He looks over at the bebilith angrily.


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back in an hour


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

he looks down at Pip; "how did you,......" then, "who the hell cares! Hey, Banjo Kid;" to Pip; "Might I borrow a sword or somesuch?"

Pip grabs his floating singing sword and hands it over to the man.

"Here, take Mezzaluna. Don't mind the singing, that's her primary job. She still works as a sword."

It'll work for him as a +1 longsword


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dungeonmaster heathy wrote:


Altai can go, and the tiger didn't have to hit 6 since Elgan wasted that one.

The tiger charges to AH-AI 35-36 and attacks Moonbeast 8. It gets to pounce again, so it can use all the attacks listed above. The moonbeast is now in hand-to-hand with a celestial super-smilodon, a heavenly wind-beast, a demon-hunting horror from beyond the pale and a giant magical robot. We must be playing D&D.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

He looks over at the bebilith angrily.

"There is a time and place for all things, but this is emphatically not it. Aside from the fact that you`re making faces at an extraplanar demon-eating abomination while dressed only in your skivvies and having had to borrow a sword, we need to work together to seize this ship. So leave the demonic lobsterspider alone, willya?"

I think I`ll just zap the moonbeast with Magic missile. Damage 5d4+5=19.


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Pendobar 'Pip' Bushytoe wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

he looks down at Pip; "how did you,......" then, "who the hell cares! Hey, Banjo Kid;" to Pip; "Might I borrow a sword or somesuch?"

Pip grabs his floating singing sword and hands it over to the man.

"Here, take Mezzaluna. Don't mind the singing, that's her primary job. She still works as a sword."

It'll work for him as a +1 longsword

"I'll make pasta out of those guys down there;....." he waves the sword around, making a slash and backhand to test its weight.

"Nice weapon. One of the nicest I've ever seen."


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Altai's summoned monsters wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:


Altai can go, and the tiger didn't have to hit 6 since Elgan wasted that one.

The tiger charges to AH-AI 35-36 and attacks Moonbeast 8. It gets to pounce again, so it can use all the attacks listed above. The moonbeast is now in hand-to-hand with a celestial super-smilodon, a heavenly wind-beast, a demon-hunting horror from beyond the pale and a giant magical robot. We must be playing D&D.

He hits; as does the tiger; the moonbeast is grappled and hard harried now.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Altai's summoned monsters wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:


Altai can go, and the tiger didn't have to hit 6 since Elgan wasted that one.

The tiger charges to AH-AI 35-36 and attacks Moonbeast 8. It gets to pounce again, so it can use all the attacks listed above. The moonbeast is now in hand-to-hand with a celestial super-smilodon, a heavenly wind-beast, a demon-hunting horror from beyond the pale and a giant magical robot. We must be playing D&D.

He hits; as does the tiger; the moonbeast is grappled and hard harried now.

Their attack.....


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8 tries to cast; it doesn't work.

Down below, Moonbeast 9 fireballs again;

Satari takes 31 without a wil save. or 6 with a dc 22 wil save.

Moonbeast 8 picks up Emrael and scoots out the door to the left there.

And,

Moonbeast 11 appears on deck......it dispels the nearest bebilith.

Group's attack!!!!!!!


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A lot of screaming going on down there.......in the hold.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Altai Iscarni wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

He looks over at the bebilith angrily.

"There is a time and place for all things, but this is emphatically not it. Aside from the fact that you`re making faces at an extraplanar demon-eating abomination while dressed only in your skivvies and having had to borrow a sword, we need to work together to seize this ship. So leave the demonic lobsterspider alone, willya?"

I think I`ll just zap the moonbeast with Magic missile. Damage 5d4+5=19.

"You'll forgive me, friend, but.....well, I tend to look askance at folks who go summoning forth demonic spiders and such. Tends to make a feller jumpy. Nonetheless, I infinitely prefer your company to that of my soon to be dispatched jailers."

He speaks common well enough, but with an odd, never before heard accent.

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