Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

Game Master Heathansson


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I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Hnoss walks up to Beldan; whispers something in his ear.

Spoiler:
"I'm uuh....uncomfortable with these folk....I'll wait for you all elsewhere. There's a little tavern up the row I spied...."


Male Human Rogue 14

Spoiler:
"Ok, stay safe ... we'll try to wrap this up quickly. I know they're evil and all ... but I think we saved a lot of innocent people - well, dwarves - from being killed."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

She nods; and takes her leave. Gjetost waves too and accompanies her.


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"I'm very pleased with you all," he says. "Very pleased. How would you like a job? I'm sure I can find uses for beings with your talents."


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"You have been a most gracious master, vizier. I, for one, would certainly consider entering your employment very seriously."

I think I'll use both my wishes to boost stats - they'll give me a +2 bonus to my INT. Neat!


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"Duly noted; I understand you all have a dragon or somesuch that you are questing for...."

he hands Altai a small crystal;

"Hold this and speak "City of Brass," at any time, and you and your entourage will be teleported to my bungalow therein. My majordomos will greet you, see to your comforts, and at my first availability I can put you to honest an lucrative work...."

back in an hour; chores to do and whatnot.


Male Human Rogue 14

"Hmmm ... I don't know, what should I wish for ... wealth? Wisdom? Women?"

Ability increase is probably a good choice actually.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"Anything your heart desires, my boy..."


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Actually, it is a good choice. And a relatively safe one too! :)


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"I want to boost my intellectual and magical prowess, I think." Altai thinks for a while. Yeah, that's what I want."

He pockets the crystal, smiling at the efreeti lord. "I have a feeling we will see each other again."

I'll take that +2 INT. Magic all the way!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

HUZZAH!
Anybody else?....


Male Human Rogue 14

“Yeah, ok, I wish to be more dextrous. That way I can acquire the wealth, impress the women and not spill the wine. Oh, but don’t turn me into anything like a monkey or an octopus or anything, I still want to be me, just better.”

Beldan waits somewhat cautiously for his reward ...


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He can now spin a copper piece on his nose.....it works....


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i.e. +2 int for Altai, and +2 dex for Beldan.

"anybody else?.....I can hand you scrolls....."


Male Human Rogue 14

“Hey, look what I can do!”


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Three dwarves that pull a dung cart start clapping.


Male Human Rogue 14

Heh heh ...


Male Human Rogue 14

Hey I think we hit 14th level a couple of fights back! I just added up the last few lots of xp.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

HUZZAH!!!

More stuff for everybody!!!


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Been busy, still busy, sorry! getting better. Slowly.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Right on....


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

I'll update at work tomorrow - stupid internet's too spotty at home.


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That's cool; I'm about to dip out for the rest of the afternoon, then I'm on call til Monday, so I'll be here or not at the whim of the hospital.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Heh. Tempted to go ahead and take the wishes as +2 to WIS. THAT would give me a 21 Wis. WITHOUT magic items! :)


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Don't have to be old to be wise.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Altai's updated. INT 30, y'all!


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Holy kaboley!!!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

4d12 ⇒ (11, 12, 10, 2) = 35


Huzzah!!!


The runes he cast spell "an old fishwife...."


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

35? I'm getting a bad feeling...


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It's not......"too" bad.


Male Human Rogue 14

Hmmm ...


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Mwahahahaha!


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

OK, now I'm totally unimpressed with my soon-to-be new Wis score! ;P I will catch up on updating soon. Promise! ;P


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Right on.....

tell me when youse guys are ready to roll.


Male Human Rogue 14

Beldan is levelled up and tricked out with wishes.
Can we sell / buy loot here?


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Yeah; it's the dwarf city.


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Lotsa counterfeit Burberry products.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Updated. Need to go shopping,...


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

I might want to go shopping, but I'm otherwise ready to roll. It would be nice if someone could run Stig on a regular basis (in the last fight, I ran him, Claw, Gjetost and Pip and that was a bit much).


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Still plenty of time to buy if you like.......

The group rallies up with Hnoss at the tiny inn finally; Altai has a little magic medallion that will teleport him and friends to the City of Brass. There's decent service, but the Modsognir don't hassle you all much, even seem a bit leery of you.......

Hnoss:
"well, we can rest up a day or so. Then we make for the dragon. He's not far now. Another few days and we should be there.
We're out of the woods of the Mittelmarch now; now on it's just badlands. Not much growing there. Not even grass. We're entering the wastes, beyond which is Jotunheim."

She glances at Gjetost...


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Ooooh! I forgot about the dragon! I am SO going shopping! (FIre resistant underwear?) :) I will try to Run Stig if you like. It may not be much more than 'Stig Smash!' And some dice rolls,... but that, and drinking, is what Stig does best! :)


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

oh; just a reminder....the dragon in question is a black dragon, so acid instead of fire. Get some baking soda armor to neutralize the pH.


Male Human Rogue 14
Altai Iscarni wrote:
I might want to go shopping, but I'm otherwise ready to roll. It would be nice if someone could run Stig on a regular basis (in the last fight, I ran him, Claw, Gjetost and Pip and that was a bit much).

I can run Stig in fights. I think we'll want him for dragon slaying.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Oh I agree we want 'Stig the Dragon-tenderizer'! If Moth can run him, I'll pinch-hit and try to keep him running if we get slow again.Or I can try to run ghetost? I confess I can barely keep up with my own posts, but I want everyone else to have fun too! And running half the crew when we get busy could rob the fun I think. (Even though you did an awesome job VAtters!) :D


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Gotta bring Stig along. So much for the talk about fighters sucking...

I can run my own crowd. But if Mothers runs Stig, could you run Pip? That way, we have everybody accounted for.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

That'll work I think. Pip's mainly a backup singer and pincushion guy right? No worries. :)


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"Are you lot ready, to quest for the dragon Svipdag?" She asks......


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Huzzah!!!

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