Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

Game Master Heathansson


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I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

hi ho....

on call all weekend from now til Sunday.....allready called in over here. HUZZAH!

see you guys in......5-6 hours maybe.

(or I may just collapse when I get home).


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

I vote for collapse. Collapse is Good.

Probably out of touch til after turkey day. (It's at MY house this year, YAY?!?) SO Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! :)


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heh heh...after I eat this soup.


Male Human Rogue 14

Beldan waits till Altai gets what he needs, then suggests that the group says their good nights and retires to Altai’s portable mansion for the night (actually to talk strategy away from prying ears).


"Oh, well that's okay. I know my grandchildren used to like camping out in their playhouses. I'll pack you all some sweets!!!"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

on call; called in; might be done in 5 hours or they might want more stuff......see you guys when I see you.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

HUZZAH!!!


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
heh heh...after I eat this soup.

Heh. Turkey soup by chance?!? ;P

Actually, we made so much STUFF (as usual) that we didn't fix the soup. (A very nice seafood/corn chowder.) SO, we'll probably fix that tomorrow. (It's supposed to rain and get cold here Sat) ;)

HAppy Post-Turkey-induced-Coma day! To all!
(Even those poor deprived souls who don't have a holiday dedicated to the fine art of Gluttony!)
:D


Male Human Rogue 14

When the group is safely out of earshot of the hag and the pint sized alchemists (perhaps in the mansion), Beldan speaks up.

“Well, what do you think? Can we trust the old fishwife? I’m not sure I buy that ‘good neighbours, I stay out of his way and he stays out of my way’ stuff ... but her boat might be a good way to get across the lake, and she seems nice enough (for someone who’s probably thoroughly evil), I can’t get behind just going and killing her or stealing from her without provocation.

“I can fly across the river at night, and I know some of the rest of you can fly too; can we get everyone across that way, or by other magical means? Or do we need the boat?

“Also, should we go dragon-slaying at night, or wait for morning?”


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

"Wah'll,... Ah've got decent naht vision, an ah reckin' sum uv yew do too. An flyin' aint a problem. But ah figger iz alwuz best tah tackle yer problems inna daytime, innit?" Elgan asks from his perch in a rafter of the magical mansion.

Translation: Elgan thinks you should wait till morning. ;)


Male Human Rogue 14

“Well ... a dragon can prolly see in the dark better than any of us, but it can probably see in the light better than any of us too,” replies Beldan, after he’s taken a minute or two to mentally translate Elgan’s words. “My main concern was if the old lady or that fat little pig faced tattooed rude bastard try to murder us in our sleep, or warn the dragon we’re coming.”


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"At the very leat they must have some sort of understanding. Which is why I'll test out one of these bombs on a summoned creature in here before march off to battle. At leasat we're safe and undetectable in this dimensional pocket."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

huzzah!


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whaddya summon?


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

It'll have to be something with a discernible and meaningful age - so no elementals, demons or suchlike. I think Elgan can summon giants, centaurs and other humanoids with his Summon nature's ally spells, so that's what I was thinking about.


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Right on....
it's been a while, so......the Styx water can be distilled down through alchemy into a potion of longevity. However, it usually just makes people forget stuff.


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gotta crash


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Yeah, I can use one of my lower level spells to bring up a 'standard' or enhanced animal. If you want a humanoid, I'll have to burn a JGG spell. (I'll check, see if a lower lvl spell can bring a smaller humanoid)


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Whatever youse guys wanna do.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

I just want to apologize for my distinct lack of enthusiastic posting recently. I am TRYING to catch up/keep up, (With ALL of my multiple threads) but RL is being a Whiny b!#@h lately.

I don't want to go into details right now (although knowing me, I'll be glad to vent later) But please be assured it is NOT lack of interest or desire on my part. Merely a lack of time, and sanity. ;P


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

What is this "sanity" everybody keeps being on about?

It's all good; it's the season of crap. Or cheer or something.


Male Human Rogue 14

Beldan practises his whistling while he whiles away the hours till dragon slaying time.

When Elgan summons his critter he says, “Ok, get it to stand still.” He takes one of Altai’s youth grenades and chucks it at the Bambi’s mum that the druid has summoned. “Take that!”


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Might as well burn a JGG summoning - we can maintain the Mordekainen's magnificent mansion indefinitely, so it can always be re-memorised. So, let's get a giant and then soak it in youth juice.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Heh, I don't even have to memorize it. I burn spells for summons like clerics do for heals! :) (ALthough we probably DO want to be at full strength for the battle!)

"Awrighty 'den. Wun Jolee Green Gii-ant cumin' oop!" Elgan drawls out as he reaches for his contacts with the elements and conjures up his 'friend'.


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The juice doesn't seem to work. Then he says, "Hey! Who am I? Who are you? F+~!! I don't remember who I am. All I remember is.......ganja!"


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan grins, the bright white of his teeth splitting his darkly tanned face like a sunrise.

"Easy dere' fella. We'ze jes' testin' out sumtin'. An' yew were sew kine as teh volunteer teh he'p us!" he soothes the JGG. Then glances over at Altai.

"Ah takes it dat's whut yew wuz lookin' fer?"


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Not really. However, I'd say that any effect whatsoever is good. Of course, this is an ambulatory, anthropomorphic plant, while Svipdag is an ancient, extraplanar dragon. Still, it's one more trick up our sleeve."

"I think I'll have Claw carry and hurl the memory bombs. He'll have a hard time hurting the dragon otherwise."


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Right on......anything else?.....

bestiary 3......so....closeto.....publication...


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Right on......anything else?.....

bestiary 3......so....closeto.....publication...

Yeah. Right. Like YOU need help creating mad mobs Mr Psi-Blade-weilding-Fungus-creature maker! ;D


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maybe....I've got writers block. Hmmmm.....trolls.....magic trolls.....cavalier trolls.....on dire tapirs?.....brainstorming....


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

MWAHAHAHAHA!


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

<Shudders at the DM's maniacal laughter>

"Wash uhway deh horruh, Wash uhway deh horruh!"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

You're right next to the River Styx....


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

<facepalm>

I'm,... going to bed now. Seriously.


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yeah....I will soon too I reckon.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

What next o brave warriors of Asgard?


Male Human Rogue 14

"Dragon slaying time? Are we taking up the hag's offer of a ferry ride?"


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

"Yep. Ai shuwah ain't gonna go swimmin' in dat dere wateh! Ah'll flahy if'n need be. But nah swimmin'!" Elgan says with conviction.


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Prolly a good idea...


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Same as in other threads. ;P Sorry, busy, relative sick in hospital, etc. Pray everything works out soon.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The dawn comes, with a knock on the door of your summoned building.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

I'm around.....I have the next 10 days off. Might scoot out for a day or two at some point; don't know yet.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Altai wanders down to the door. "Who is it?"

Buffing will be vital in this fight, but I've always wondered if there's any point in boosting our ACs against this kind of opponent. Energy resistance seems obvious, as does anything that boosts our attack bonuses. What else? After all, we have two extraordinarily powerful spellcasters, and Pip is a very useful and often overlooked arcanist as well.


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"It's Gretel.....The fishwife wants to know if you're ready."


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

I can provide a mass barkskin for ac. Might have a mass energy resist too, have to check. Heh. ALmost looked over my digital shoulder. Not used to thinking of Elgan as an 'extraordinarily powerful spellcaster' ;P


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

heh heh...


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

heh heh....The Moonscar comes out in May; an interplanetary adventure for 16th level characters, by......Richard Pett...

Contributor

I think it might be a bit soft for you and your players Heathy:)


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Pip looks about perplexed

"What the Hades was in that thing I smoked?"

He picks up a large cigar butt off the ground and sniffs it suspiciously

"Man, never buy a cigar off an extraplanar kobold. Sheesh."

He looks around.

"Umm, I kinda zoned out there. What's going on??"

I have time on my comp! Huzzah! Trying to update as I can!!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Richard Pett wrote:
I think it might be a bit soft for you and your players Heathy:)

It can always be fortified. With adamantium clad warhoons with vorpal radium pistols if need be.

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