Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

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Advanced flesh golem shield guardian

The megabeetle chomps at E1. Attack 1: 10+19+3+1-3(Power Attack)+2 (flank w/Beldan)+1(smite evil)=AC 31, damage 2d10+15+12(Power Attack)+3 (bard)+14(smite evil)=56. Attack 2 (from Haste): 12+19+3+1-3(Power Attack)+2 (flank w/Beldan)=AC 32, damage 2d10+15+12(Power Attack)+3 (bard)=40

Ifrits are evil, right? JGGs action depends on whether E1 is still sanding (he has to take a move action to reach E2).


Female Human
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Shiny,

That's fine.

Maybe you were only gone for a day, but you kinda have a habit of bailing for a week, or a month without saying anything, and I can't keep track of it. I've sat on your turn for a couple days before until I figured out you were going to be gone for an extended period.
Also, it's all well and good if you want to fart around on fawtl, but other people might want to play at the same time. I mean, I really can't tell if you're not going to fart around on fawtl tonight and disappear for two weeks, and don't take this the wrong way, but I suspect that you can't either, so that's......pretty much where I'm coming from.

I do it too; I got life stuff too. Everybody does, and pretty much everybody here is gone some of the time, and it's really not that big a dealyo. If I stopped the game every time somebody was gonna go off for a week, the game would totally stop, man.

So the gone guy kinda falls down a hole, or disappears into the fey realms, or gets kidnapped by mindflayers and plugged into a weird soma injecting meditation machine to be used to try and break into the Dreamlands because mindflayers can't astrally project into the human dreamlands and they need a dwarf to attempt it because humans are too flimsy and they always die when they're used....but life goes on, man.

That's how I keep it rolling. If I don't, it won't go anywhere.

I'll bail. I really want to keep going with this, but things keep getting in the way. Still not happy about it. Bye.


KILL, KILL, KILL...!

Miss ya Shiny. Peace, bro!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Claw the Golem wrote:


The megabeetle chomps at E1. Attack 1: 10+19+3+1-3(Power Attack)+2 (flank w/Beldan)+1(smite evil)=AC 31, damage 2d10+15+12(Power Attack)+3 (bard)+14(smite evil)=56. Attack 2 (from Haste): 12+19+3+1-3(Power Attack)+2 (flank w/Beldan)=AC 32, damage 2d10+15+12(Power Attack)+3 (bard)=40

Ifrits are evil, right? JGGs action depends on whether E1 is still sanding (he has to take a move action to reach E2).

The beetle fells e1 with two blows from its mandibles.

Yes, they're pretty much lawful evil.


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JGG's up....


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

See ya Shiny. I understand. Stoopid RL always getting in the way. Take care. :)

The vine-covered Jolly Green Giant reaches into a bag on is waist, pulls out two rocks, each the size of a small house, and hurls them at the efriit.

It gets 2 throws, does it get one more for a full attack action?

1d20 + 21 ⇒ (3) + 21 = 241d8 + 21 ⇒ (8) + 21 = 291d20 + 16 ⇒ (11) + 16 = 271d8 + 21 ⇒ (7) + 21 = 28


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Yeah, one more because I think he's hasted.

Oh; which one's in the wall of thorns?


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

I think it's the smack-talker in the wall of thorns, #2 yes?

And one more rock for the hasted JGG,...

1d20 + 21 ⇒ (20) + 21 = 411d8 + 21 ⇒ (4) + 21 = 25

AND the magically sped JGG hurls one more rock, which bursts into flame as it speeds unerringly into the forehead of the offending Efriit.

Um,... crit check?

1d20 + 21 ⇒ (1) + 21 = 22

Heh. I guess not! ;P


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The last one hits.....knocks out his incisors.


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e2 turns into gaseous form, and retreats outta the wall of thorns about 15 feet north of his position.

e4 wails on Claw.
Hits twice, doesn't confirm either critical....
Claw takes 4d6 + 22 - 10 ⇒ (4, 6, 1, 3) + 22 - 10 = 26 nothing from heat.

perception, d.c. 25

Spoiler:
through the smoke, you can't see anything. However, something massive with massive wings is flapping above. You can hear it, and see the smoke being buffeted downward....

Stiggy's up, then it's group's attack.


Advanced flesh golem shield guardian

Perception Altai 4+8=12. Perception Gjetost 14+12=26.

"There!" Gjetost points his club upwards. "Something approaches!"


Stig can't see anything except one efreet still standing, but too far away for an attack...

<Stig looks up, fumbles for his flask....>


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For fortification.....hic....


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Perception: 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (1) + 21 = 22

Pip looks around

"What?"


Perception 1d20 ⇒ 20

OMG! CRITICAL SUCCESS ON THE PERCEPTION!!!


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Stiggy:

Spoiler:
You get a glimpse through the cloudy smoke for an instant. Spy a "large" being in baroque black full plate chased with red fire motif, on the back of a good sized red dragon; he's looking down, surveying the site of battle at this point, trying to get a feel for the lay of the land; he's got a recurved bow, with an arrow knocked.


<Mid-draught, Stig sees something, choking on his frost giant vodka.>

*cough*

<In a booming enlarged Stig voice: "Lads, et's a big flyin' feckin' archer."


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Huzzah!!!


Male Human Rogue 14

Perception: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (7) + 16 = 23

"What? Where? Dammit, I can't see a blasted thing through all this smoke."


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Where is the bowman? I'll knock him right out of the sky."


<Stig waves his flask up at at a wisp in the clouds.>

"'E was up thaur abit."


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Stiggy:

Spoiler:

he was right above you, at 30 feet, when you saw him winging over.


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Stiggy:

** spoiler omitted **

"Abune me heed. 30 feit up."


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huzzah!!!


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Pip looks up where Stig gestured to

I know I failed the last, but I'm posting if I can get another since I know where to look now.

1d20 + 21 ⇒ (4) + 21 = 25

Edit: really?


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Yeah; you see it too. It's about 40 feet north of Stiggy's prior spotting now, at 30 feet above ground. A large being in black plate, with a bow, riding a huge red dragon....


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Yeah; you see it too. It's about 40 feet north of Stiggy's prior spotting now, at 30 feet above ground. A large being in black plate, with a bow, riding a huge red dragon....

Pip racks his brains for anything he knows about big fire giants riding red dragons

I can do the Lore Master thing: a take 20+6 for any knowlege check. So 26 on K(planes)?


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Efreeti air cav.


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He must be pretty effin badass cos he's on a huge dragon instead of a huge nightmare.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Efreeti air cav.

"YEEK!"

Pip dives for cover among the rubble (tucking the last few mithril cogs in his pouch as he goes).

Stealth: 1d20 + 27 ⇒ (14) + 27 = 41

He shouts to the others as he nocks his bow.

"Eyes to the skies guys! We need some ADA but fast!"

No, not Air Defense Artillery, Anti-Dragon Artillery, LOL


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heh heh heh


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Per:1d20 + 18 ⇒ (8) + 18 = 26

Elgan swings his avian head around, spots something through the clouds, and squawks in what sounds like a cry of success. His personal thundercloud spits another lightning bolt,...

When it's my turn again. ;P


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

It's pretty much everybody's turn right now...


Advanced flesh golem shield guardian

Having dispatched one ifrit, Gjetost turns upon the next one.

Gjetost attacks the level-drained ifrit.
Attack 1: 9+20+1(haste)+3(bard)-3(Power attack)=AC 30, damage 6d6+19+3(bard)+12(PA)=47.
Attack 2: 20!+15+1(haste)+3(bard)-3(Power attack)=AC 35, confirm roll 11+15+1+3-3=AC 27, damage 6d6+19+3(bard)+12(PA)=49x2=98.
Attack 3 (bonus from Haste): 11+20+1(haste)+3(bard)-3(Power attack)=AC 32, damage 6d6+19+3(bard)+12(PA)=54.

Claw once again fails to hit his opponent.

Gaaaah!


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

I need a visual on our mounted buddy. Once I have that, all hell breaks loose. ;P


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

The massive beetle gives chase after the gaseous ifrit; finding its path blocked, it stops and eats Elgan's summoned shrubbery instead.

It can't reach E2, but eating plant matter seems like the proper thing for a Huge insect. :D


Note to self, get ranged weapon.


Male Human Rogue 14

“What? What exactly is up there?” asks Beldan nervously, seeing the response of those who have seen what is above I don’t think anyone has actually said the word ‘dragon’ as yet.


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Claw the Golem wrote:

Having dispatched one ifrit, Gjetost turns upon the next one.

Gjetost attacks the level-drained ifrit.
Attack 1: 9+20+1(haste)+3(bard)-3(Power attack)=AC 30, damage 6d6+19+3(bard)+12(PA)=47.
Attack 2: 20!+15+1(haste)+3(bard)-3(Power attack)=AC 35, confirm roll 11+15+1+3-3=AC 27, damage 6d6+19+3(bard)+12(PA)=49x2=98.
Attack 3 (bonus from Haste): 11+20+1(haste)+3(bard)-3(Power attack)=AC 32, damage 6d6+19+3(bard)+12(PA)=54.

Claw once again fails to hit his opponent.

Gaaaah!

Gjetost demolishes his foe, though the crit was unconfirmed....

Anybody have anything they want to try on the gaseous efreet?


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map-o-rama!


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Looks like Gjetost, Claw, ant the beetle are the only ones who have acted this round....
The dragon and rider have been seen, but it's too hard to tell where they are due to all the damn smoke....


Beldan Vale wrote:
“What? What exactly is up there?” asks Beldan nervously, seeing the response of those who have seen what is above I don’t think anyone has actually said the word ‘dragon’ as yet.

"Jist some flyin' monkies laddie."


Can I run and engage that last efreet?


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the road on the map is kinda yellow...


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Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:
Can I run and engage that last efreet?

huh. Missed this. You can, but he's a cloud of smoke at the moment.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

I seem to remember from Aubrey's house o'vampires fight that you can attack gaseous creatures as normal, provided that you have a magical weapon. So go for it!


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huh.
Sounds good to me.


Male Human Rogue 14

Beldan whips around his lightning thrower and (if possible) fires it at the retreating efreet. Lightning bolt: 5d6 ⇒ (4, 2, 6, 2, 2) = 16 – can’t remember if these are a ‘save for half’ type thing or a ranged touch attack: if the later, 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (3) + 20 = 23 ranged touch.

Then 5 foot step to H6.

Unless Stig kills it first ...


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That's all she wrote.
The cloud of efreeti disperses...

There's a thud, really loud, like.....a dragon landing to the north.

A lone solitary medium sized......human, he looks Mwangi, and dressed in gold and silk, comes striding through the smoke from the north.

"Greetings! My Lord treats thee for parley. He is mighty, and ruthless.....some would say almost dispicably so, but they are truly jealous and not at all worthy of his consideration! It is a great honor for you all to meet him."

He holds a snowy white silk in his hand by way of peace flag. It seems to shine radiantly in the smoky haze.


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Beldan Vale wrote:


Unless Stig kills it first ...

You guys have some major damage pumpers in this crew, man....

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