GM G's Goblin Mayhem

Game Master Magabeus

Mogmurch seems to get excited at the prospect of fire and destruction. "Hey! Me gots plenty fire booms today still! Poog gotsta let Mogmurch help!"

“We hunts them down and burns them up!” Reta declares, patting the massive hog on the ribs. “And Squealy Nord help!”

I can‘t tell if any of you others have Ride trained, but one of us can ride Squealy into the fray.

Poog moves out of the ship, and takes a couple of steps toward the farm. A flame appears in Poog's open hand and he launches it at the farm.

Fire bolt used

Mogmurch advances with Poog and follows his lead, flinging a fire bomb to one side of the area the cleric targeted.

Not sure you need these since we're firing on the broad side of a barn, haha... but:

Fire Bomb: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16
Damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (3, 1) + 2 = 6

Moggy's Ride is +9.

chuffy's ride is 11 but he has no handle animal skill

Moggy doesn't either. But do you need Handle Animal for a mount that doesn't object to being ridden?

Ready to move on at any moment.

Mogmurch hurls a bomb at the farm house while Poog assists with a firebolt. The dry grass and the wood of the hut start to burn immediately. A few seconds later you hear shouting and cursing from the inside. Two individuals are arguing. "What did you do now! Why is the hut burning? I told you to be careful when doing a BBQ in the house!"

Which area do you want to investigate? Or do you just want to wait here and see what happens next?

Poog's in favor of watching the big bonfire and waiting for someone to run outside while screaming and on fire. He expresses this by watching the burning farm with the most sadistic big smile imaginable.

Haha... actually, that sounds like a fun plan... enjoy the carnage, plus pick them off as they run out! But... there's not anything flammable inside we might want?

I played this module before, so I think it's only fair if those who haven't get to decide our plan of action. That's the reason I'm just watching the fire :P

Reta blinks at the impromptu attack on the farmhouse. Just as she’s about to chide Mogmurch on his impulsivity, the expanding mass of flames catches her eyes, and mesmerizes her tiny goblin brain. “Heh heh... burn, burn!“ Her bloodlust stirred, she keeps a sharp watch for anything worth stabbing.

Moving toward the north of the house, she watches the doorway for signs of movement.

The fire grows and starts to spread, through the smoke you see two creatures emerging the building. "Stupid girl. What we do now? You burned down the house!" the bigger one says. "Me not stupid. I did not do anything. You fell asleep with your faulty portable turkey roaster invention in your bed and now blame me!" the smaller one answers.

And I guess I do not let all the creatures in and around the building emerge at the same time...

Once the two creatures moved out of the smoky area you see two ogres shouting at each other. When they spot you they rush towards you. "It was them, I tell you!" the bigger one says.

Round 1
Poog
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Pa -3HP
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Mogmurch
Chuffy
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Guffy -6HP
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Reeta

GM, could you please place the ogres on the map? Their positions will likely affect my course of action.

Sorry, forgot that! Green is Pa, red is Guffy.

Reta takes a shot at the approaching behemoth, and moves back to report to the group. “Ogrees!“

MW Shortbow: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 4

Poog moves up north and draws his wand of fireball.

"Fire! Fire! FIREEEE!"

Chuffy moves up, keeping the house between himself and the ogres for now, not wanting to be spotted.

"No, really?!" Mogmurch answers Reta in mocking tones.

Sorry for the delay, "life stuff" happened. GM, before I move my token, can you clarify what those three lines are coming diagonally from the building? I thought the two on the north side were single planks across the stream, but there's another from the southwest corner where it's dry land. If they're walls/fences or similar, do the obstruct vision/line of fire? Or line of fire lobbing?

Also, is the stream crossable, Difficult Terrain, etc? Thanks!

those lines are posts which hold the building upright. They do not obstruct vision or line of fire. The river is shallow water und you can cross it, but it's difficult terrain due to the mud and rocks in the water.

Poog prepares the wand of fireball while a burning ogre makes his way towards you.
fire damage: 1d6 ⇒ 1

Round 1
Poog
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Pa -4HP
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Mogmurch
Chuffy
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Guffy -6HP
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Reeta

Chuffy moves up a little and draws his weapon out and activates its flaming quality... waiting for the ogre to burn a bit before moving in for an attack...

Thank you, GM!

Mogmurch begins laughing wickedly as he grabs at his new necklace. "Mogmurch see if ogrees make good bonfireses!"

Yanking one of the baubles from the set, he points his finger at the ogre, and a ball of searing flame shoots forth.

Fireball, DC14 Reflex Save to half: 3d6 ⇒ (5, 6, 1) = 12

Chuffy draws his flaming weapon and waits for the walking torch to burn a little brighter. Mogmurch throws a ball of searing flame at the burning ogre near the river.
Reflex Pa: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

The ogrekin girl follows her father along the river but finally steps inside to cool her skin.
fire damage: 1d6 ⇒ 2

Round 1 & 2
Poog
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Pa -16HP
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Mogmurch
Chuffy
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Guffy -8HP
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Reeta

Reta continues to backtrack while reaching for one of her special arrows, painted a deep blood-red. “Burnsies! MORE BURNSIES! OREES BURN!”

MW Shortbow, Flaming Arrow: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 19
Damage, p/Fire: 1d3 + 3 + 1d6 ⇒ (3) + 3 + (2) = 8

Poog points his wand at the big ogre, yells, "Fireball!" and starts dancing like a nutshell.

Fireball: 5d6 ⇒ (4, 6, 6, 2, 2) = 20
DC 15 Ref for half damage

He then figures he should get the hell away from the big ogre and moves 30 feet to the south.

Reta shoots a flaming arrow at ogre Pa and hits. Poog's fireball hits the same ogre, but Pa somehow manages to doge most of the sphere.
Reflex: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18

Pa jumps into the water and starts to extinguish the flames.

Round 2
Poog
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Pa -37HP
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Mogmurch
Chuffy
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Guffy -8HP
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Reeta

Chuffy hides behind the hull of the boat and waits for the big ogre to come out of the water...

Hand crossbow in one hand, flaming dogslicer in the other, he's ready for anything, but if Pa emerges, he'll envenom one bolt with medium spider venom and fire his crossbow.

to hit: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19
dmg if hits: 1d3 ⇒ 2

*pokes* Mogmurch

Mogmurch's player has been absent from multiple games we're both in. I suspect he'll pop back up after a while, but I know he's been having internet issues and quite some pressure at work recently.

I'd like to suggest we bot him with the following actions:

Mogmurch continues his wicked laughing and yanks anotehr bead off his necklace. "Mogmurch makes more fire! More fireeee!"

He points his finger at the big ogre again, and another ball of searing flame shoots forth.

Fireball, DC14 Reflex Save to half: 3d6 ⇒ (1, 1, 1) = 3

Mogmurch then gets behind Chuffy, who's ready to attack the advancing ogre.

omg, I think that's the worst fireball damage roll I've ever seen... curse thee, dicebot

Just wait, the ogre will make his reflex safe and make it even worse...

Chuffy continues to hide and waits for Pa to get out of the water. He prepares his crossbow. Mogmurch throws a fireball at the big ogre and hits a toe.
Reflex: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9

Guffy follows her dad and jumps into the water.

Round 2 & 3
Poog
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Pa -40HP
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Mogmurch
Chuffy (readied)
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Guffy -8HP
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Reeta

omg, I think that's the worst fireball damage roll I've ever seen... curse thee, dicebot

That's only because Murphy thought it was me rolling.

Sorry gang, life went totally off the rails for a while, Now starts the struggle to get caught back up. Thanks for botting!

Reta pops off another shot at the elder ogre, then retreats a bit from the splashing giants.

MW Shortbow, Flaming Arrow: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 17
Damage, p/Fire: 1d3 + 3 + 1d6 ⇒ (3) + 3 + (3) = 9

Poog moves a little bit back toward the ogres.

"Fireball!" Poog yells as he dumps one in between Pa and Chuffy, burning whatever part of them isn't in the water.

Fireball: 5d6 ⇒ (5, 3, 5, 5, 4) = 22
DC 15 Ref for half damage

why are you targetting chuffy too? put it ON pa please and miss chuffy.. he's on your side you know

reflex dc 15: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (17) + 7 = 24 with evasion that's no dmg

why are you targetting chuffy too? put it ON pa please and miss chuffy.. he's on your side you know

"More fun this way?"

Wait, you're going by "Miss Chuffy" now? I never knew...

lol

Chuffy runs over to MOg and paffs him on the head... You stupid gob... you hitted me!!"

Mogmurch blinks at Miss Chuffy. "You gots crazies in the head now? Mogmurch no hit you! Me hit, you know! Go whine at Poog!"

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sorry i meant Poog...

"Sorries.. " He runs over to Poog and paffs him on the head

Autocorrect. Blame it on autocorrect.

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"Poof confuse by name Guffy and Chuffy!" the cleric yells with a whining voice. "Now you no go hit Poog no more! Else Poog burn whole world!"

Yeah, that was supposed to be Guffy instead of my fellow goblin :P

Reta shoots an arrow at Pa, but misses. Poog's fireball explodes between the ogres. Before the ogre girl has a chance to get into combat she drops, face down, into the stream's mud.
Reflex Pa: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22 half
Reflex Guffy: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2 full

Pa takes his time to extinguish the flames. full-round-action

Round 3 & 4
Poog
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Pa -51HP
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Mogmurch
Chuffy (readied)
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Guffy -30HP defeated
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Reeta

Reta pops off another shot with her bow, nicking a shallow gash in the remaining ogre.

MW Shortbow: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1     Sigh…

"Hey, no hidey in mud like pig! Stand up so we can burns you!"

Mogmurch dashes over and scrambles up on one of the derelict boats to get a better view of the stream.

That wouldn't need a Climb but I figure it's at least Difficult Terrain, so only a 15' move.

"Mogmurch see if you burns other wayses!" So saying, he snaps a flask of acid free from his belt and hurls it at Pa (lower right corner).

Acid Flask, RTA Splash: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13 Well that looks like a miss.
If hit: Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 2
If miss: Miss Direction: 1d8 ⇒ 8 Southeast of Pa, Pa and Moggy each take 1HP splash damage.

Pa steps out of the pool to hit Chuffy, but before the big ogre can land a strike Chuffy's poisoned bolt hits Pa in the throat and the big beast drops into the mud.

combat over

yay!!!

Chuffee dances around and sings a little...

"Goblins fight and goblins sing
big old ogree make big dead thing"

"Go Chuffy!" Mogmurch jumps up an down, pumping a fist in the air.

Chuffy goes to the big'un and searches the body...

perception if nec: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26

Singing while he does so and hacking off the occasional bits of ogre meat and swallowing it...

"Feast until you are filled
Upon the corpses goblins killed!
Search the pockets
Steal their stuff!
Goblins never get enough!"

"Poog hurt them most!" Poog announces proudly.

"Poog even bake them with fire in fighting!"