GM G's Goblin Mayhem

Game Master Magabeus

Pa carries a wand, three gourds of fire burping, a hide armor and a +1 Medium flaming spear. The girl carries another gourd of fire burping, a chain shirt and a mwk morningstar.

Chuffy collects everything (with help I assume) and takes one of the gourds for himself.

"Now we watch farm burn more? Or we make other things burn too?"

Mogmurch, moping a little because he burned the ogrees too but went unacknowledged, brightens immediately. "Yesses! Burn more! Burn muchly!"

Then he stops bouncing and frowns in thought. Or an attempt at thought, anyway.

"Waits, we gotsta do something else than burn the ogrees? Right?"

"We do?" Poog asks, not even remembering the actual reason why the goblins even went to the farm.

Poog shrugs and concludes the topic with, "Poog like burn ogres."

"Yeah, Mogmurch too and burning other stuffs. But me think was something else to remember," he says, tapping his chin while staring skyward.

"Look, that cloud look like ogree!"

While you cut out the best pieces of the ogre's body you watch the farmhouse burn more. You see more animals flee from the flames. A owlbear tries to rescue its eggs while a ferret crawls down the ramp from the main entrance. Two turkey vultures fly down from the roof's cupola. You hear nervous chicken in the hen houses and a dog barks.

four more fights, which one first? ;)

With a regretful glance at the too-large spear, Reta gathers up the morningstar and gourds, and finally shoves the wand toward Poog. “Make magics work. Tell us what sticky do.”

Poog puts the wand in his mouth and says, "It strawberry flavor."

Spellcraft: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 19

He then tries to actually figure out what the wand does.

"Poog hear dogs! Poog hate dogs! Poog say we burn dogs now!"

The wand is a wand of cure light wounds.

Poog moves over to the place the barking comes from. It comes from three decrepit henhouses slump battered in the mud here. The nervous clucking of several chickens can be heard from within. The henhouses are filthy, and accessed by narrow openings that only a Small or smaller creature can easily pass through.

A partially feral and particularly large rottweiler lives here.

Surprise
You

Round 1
You
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The dog

For the surprise round, Chuffy moves forward to within range of the dog, then he charges to attack...

to hit vs flatfooted opponent: 1d20 + 2 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 2 + 7 = 21
dmg if hits: 1d4 + 2d6 ⇒ (1) + (1, 4) = 6

Reta rushes in, drawing her dogslicer along the way.

Reta has Scent(Dogs/wolves) and should be able to smell any others nearby.

Chuff, it’s the surprise round - you can take a move or standard action, but not both.

I know - I was stating both my surprise round action and then my round 1 action since the dog doesn't act in the surprise round per what our gm posted above

Poog puts the wand of cure light wounds back in his mouth, letting it stick out like some oversized cigar. He then takes his sweet time walking up to Reta, while his pet toad "Dogfinder" hops into his arms.

"Doggie die," Poog says casually, meanwhile patting Dogfinder like a proper mafia boss.

"Dogses bad! Dogses evil! Dogses gotsta die! Me come help, Chuffy! We flank evilousness together!"

Running to get into position, Mogmurch takes a swing at the dog as he comes alongside Chuffy.

Club: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

Surprise round move 30'; Round 1 move 30' MA, attack SA.

While Chuffy moves closer to the dog Reta follows and draws her dogslicer. Also Poog moves closer with Mogmurch behind.

Chuffy charges the dog before Mogmurch lands a hit on the dog's head.

Round 1
Chuffy
Mogmurch
Reta
Poog
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The dog -8HP

I know - I was stating both my surprise round action and then my round 1 action…

Oh, I see…

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6 FAIL

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 8 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 8 + 1 = 26
Damage: 1d4 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 1 + 2 = 7

Mogmurch almost falls over laughing as he points at Reta. "Hey you! Feets go on bottom okay!"

Poog moves up closer while Dogfinder hops onto his head. He draws his wand of sound burst when he comes to a stop, now holding a wand in each hand and one in his mouth.

"Poog handle three wands easy!" he proudly declares.

While Reta moves in to stab the dog and almost falls prone before stabbing the dogslicer deeply into the dog's chest Poog easily handles three wands at the same time, preparing to activate one of them.

The dog tries to bite Reta but is distracted by three other goblins.
Bite: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10

Round 2
Chuffy
Mogmurch
Reta
Poog
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The dog -15HP

acrobatics: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (12) + 10 = 22

Chuffee tumbles around the dog til he has flank and strikes again

to hit: 1d20 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 7 + 2 = 13
dmg if hits: 1d4 - 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (1) - 1 + (2, 6) = 8

edited to fix typo

Wow, finding a d100 is tough enough, where do I get one of those d206s? :op

"HAH!" Mogmurch yells as he attempts to slam his club down on the dog's head.

Club: 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 + 2 = 18
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0 BOO!

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Poog aims one of his wands at the dog and creates a sound burst that hits just the animal.

Sonic damage: 1d8 ⇒ 1
Fort DC 15 to avoid being stunned for 1 round.

Several more hits finally knock the dog out, it still breathes.

combat over

Mogmurch does a little victory dance.

If you don't want to cdg the dog, where next?

Chuffy will leave a cdg to others...

Reta buries her blade in the fallen mutt’s neck, sniffing the air for more dogkin. Finally settling on the ferret as close enough, she rallies the other goblins.

“KILL THE LONG-DOG!”

Mogmurch squints in the ferret's direction, then frowns. "That no be dog, that some baby raccoon what got stretched out by dog yanking on tail! Or something." He glances around to see what else looks interesting.

You watch the house burn down a little more and suddenly a ferret with burnt fur crawls out of the building. Once it spots you it attacks.

Round 1
Poog
Chuffy
Mogmurch
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Ferret
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Reta

Poog moves a bit closer to the ferret and sends a sound burst at it. "Boom! Bwahaha!"

Sonic damage: 1d8 ⇒ 4
Fort DC 15 to avoid being stunned for 1 round.

"Mogmurch make crispy-fried raccoon!" the alchemist shouts as he yanks a flask free. Then his eyes dart to Poog, judging distance.

Common Sense: 1d100 ⇒ 93

"Hey stoopid, no stand so close!" he complains as he jams the flask into a pocket, grabs his club, and rushes forward. Fluff, followed by 5' step and attack.

Club: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 2 = 14
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

Chuffy is unsure what to do so he waits for a better chance. Poog sends a sound burst at the long smelly dog while Mogmurch decides to attack the creature with his club and hits.
Fort: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18

The ferret bites Mogmurch.
Bit vs. Mog: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24
Damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
Free grab: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (18) + 7 = 25

Round 1
Poog
Mogmurch grappled
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Ferret -6HP grappled
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Chuffy
Reta

Chuffy slashes at teh ferret while he's busy grappling.

to hit: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (17) + 7 = 24
dmg if hits: 1d4 - 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (4) - 1 + (2, 3) = 8 (ignore the 2d6 if he's not denied his dex for some reason)

Reta moves to box the creature in, slashing with her dogslicer viciously.

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (20) + 8 = 28           Crit?
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Crit Confirm: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12
Bonus Crit Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

"Heyheyleggo!" Mogmurch shouts as he tries to shake off the ferret.

Chuffy's and Reta's attacks are enough to kill the smelly fur thing.

combat over

From under the main building you hear a loud, hollow howl. Several birds fly down to the ground.

birds or bear?

"Let's crunch the birdies!" Poog announces enthusiastically.

”Birdcurnchers crunch BIRDIES!” Reta echoes in enthusiastic agreement.

Poog and Reta decide to go for the birds.

Round 1
Poog
Mogmurch
Chuffy
Reta
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Vulture red

Chuffy moves up with the intention of getting into a flank on the bird when the others move up...

Poog points one of his wand at the birds and hits both with a sound burst. "Bwahahaha!"

Sonic Damage: 1d8 ⇒ 3
Fort DC 15 or stunned for 1 round.

Chuffy moves around one of the hen houses while Poog shoots a sound burst at the vultures.
Fort red: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7
Fort blue: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (11) + 6 = 17

Round 1
Poog
Mogmurch
Chuffy
Reta
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Vulture red -3HP stunned 1R
Vulture blue -3HP

"Cripsy-fried 'riginal recipe!" Mogmurch yells as a battle cry as he runs towards the birds, pulling a vial and shaking it as he goes, then throwing it as he skids to a stop.

Fire Bomb->Blue: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 17
Direct Fire Damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (2, 6) + 2 = 10; splash damage to Red = 4HP, DC 13 Reflex save to half.

Sorry, busy week again. Can't update the map from here but MA NW-W-W. Will update map tonight.

Oop, didn’t realize I was up.

Dropping her dogslicer, Reta opts for the bow.

MW Shortbow, Target Red: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 4

Mogmurch throws another bomb at the vulture and hits. The bomb roasts one vulture to death and badly injures the other one. Reta's arrow finally kills the second bird.

combat over

From below the burning building you hear a dangerous noise and suddenly you see a big owlbear getting out of the recess with several eggs in its arms. When the owlbear mother spots you she drops the eggs carefully and attacks.

Round 1
Poog
Chuffy
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Owlbear
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Reta
Mogmurch

Chuffee uses his gourd of fire burping against the owlbear

(I'm not sure how this works tho - is it like alchemist fire, or potion of fire breath? give me a clue here, gm please, so I know what to roll.)

A lesser version of the elixir of fire breath, a gourd of fire burping can be imbibed as a normal elixir or, in the case of a user with a large enough mouth and low enough standards, be completely consumed in one crunchy gulp. Once the user has consumed the gourd, she can immediately expel a belch of fire in a is-foot cone, dealing 2d6 points of fire damage to all creatures in the area. A successful DC 12 Reflex save halves the damage. If the user elects not to use the fire breath at once, she can store the breath for up to an hour before it dissipates.

okay then, amended action chuffy pulls out and drinks the contents of his gourd

Poog uses the last charge from the wand of fireball at the owlbear.

"KABOOOOOOM!!!"

Fireball: 5d6 ⇒ (2, 6, 1, 5, 1) = 15
DC 15 Ref for half damage