GM DSP presents Crown's Reach! (Inactive)

Game Master Darksmokepuncher

The Imperial Dragoons must endeavor to protect the realm of Pollexia for all enemies: both foreign and domestic.


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Male Elf Monk 2/Ninja 4

And what's the special prize on mine?


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

I like to keep you on your toes DSP. I don't want to be too predictable. :)


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

Feel free to let me know if any of my comments actually disturb you.


Female (for now) Human 6 Barbarian
Kayla Adrianas wrote:
Feel free to let me know if any of my comments actually disturb you.

Keep going. My boundaries are fairly non-existant, and having lived with DSP for almost three years, I've pushed his to the point-of-no-return as well. I'm actually curious if you actually *can* disturb him.

Yes, that was a challenge.

Shadow Lodge

^ Truth


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

I'm sure by now that you have figured out I am the type who has a hard time resisting a challenge.

I'm also curious to hear some of your stories of pushing him to the point of no return.

I don't always know where my own boundaries are, but I can assure you that I am rather hard to disturb. I bet we could have some fun with DSP and that he should be thankful I live on the other side of the country.

Shadow Lodge

BRING IT ON!!!

Joe Swanson voice...


male 1/2 Elf Sage Sor/Wiz 2 Gestalt
Cecil Von Spirito wrote:

Round 1 complete. Spoils as follows:

+5 bracers (with a super special prize TBD) - Shinami
+3 Bracers -Osslend
Boots of Levitation - Cecil
Str and Con Belt (Inscription on the inside reads "Tranny fierce.") - Brynn
And a breastplate for Kayla

Also 260 gold for everyone

Round 2 begins
Here's what's left:

Lesser Ring of Freedom of Movement (5 rounds per day. Don't have to be consecutive)

+2 Scimitar

A Handy Haversac (from Magus)

A fine leather cloak of resistance +1

A headband +2 Int and +2 Wis

We're still on round 2

Cecil > Cloak
Kayla > Scimitar
Brynn >Ring


Male Halfling Bard 1 / Rogue 1 (Carnivalist)

I'll take the headband wit the +2's


male 1/2 Elf Sage Sor/Wiz 2 Gestalt

Round 2 (Cont)

Cecil > Cloak A fine leather cloak of resistance +1

Kayla > Scimitar +2 Scimitar
Brynn >RingLesser Ring of Freedom of Movement (5 rounds per day. Don't have to be consecutive)

Armen> Headband A headband +2 Int and +2 Wis

And since Kayla gave up her round 1 pick (the breastplate) to Brynn I think it's fair to give Her the Handy Haversac (from Magus)
If everyone is good with that

Brynn gets the breastplate

Kayla gets the Handy haversack

All good?


Male Elf Monk 2/Ninja 4

ROBBED OF MY PENTAKILL!!!#$!#@$@#$@!#$%@!#$@!#$!@#4


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

Shinami, what does that mean?

I have been miserably sick all weekend, though this game has still managed to make me laugh.

Shadow Lodge

Good. :P

Pentakill refers to the destruction of all 5 opposing players in a game of League of Legends by a single player.

Shinami almost had one last night, but we stole it :P


Female (for now) Human 6 Barbarian

If you did that to me, I would have burned down your bedroom door while you slept, while calling you from outside the place saying "HI I'M QUITTING LIFE, ASSBANDIT," on my way to running to the fire department, telling them there's a door on fire because my roommate is an assbandit. I mean honestly, why would I call them when we're only like four blocks away? Plus the time to walk there would give you time to sweat it out, hopefully realizing that you brought this on yourself. By the time I got to the fire department, I would expect no less than three voicemails left on my phone, the first with you sounding mad, the second with you in denial that it was your fault, then the third -- finally the third -- with you apologizing for stealing my penta. Obviously I wouldn't have checked this voicemail until later, because...well, you know I'd get to the fire department, explain the situation, talk to the chief for a bit, maybe smoke a bowl with him or something while his boys drive over to the apartment. After getting high as hell with the man of fire (we came up with this name while smoking), I'd check the voicemails, put them on speakerphone, and laugh myself into a coughing fit because of how high and hysterical I am, and then eventually pass out from lack of oxygen. The chief dies while I slip into a coma, and wake up months later, only to start laughing again, telling the nurses that I almost laughed to death. When they see that I'm totally okay and give me my bill for being in a hospital for that long, I'd rage super hard, walk home, and burn down the apartment building with everyone inside, while yelling out loud, "DOUBLE PENTAKILL!!!"

Moral of the story: fire chiefs should all be nicknamed "Man of Fire."

Shadow Lodge

Did you smoke a bowl this morning..?


Female (for now) Human 6 Barbarian

Nah, just felt a little creative and decided to just...type and see what happens.


Female (for now) Human 6 Barbarian

Maybe I should do acid and write a book. It'll probably be good.


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

You can try just typing and see what happens for when Kayla helps you into your new armor. :)


Male Halfling Bard 1 / Rogue 1 (Carnivalist)

Would you consider the whole Lich - Phylactery thing common knowledge in this setting? Would Armen know about that?

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Knowledge Arcana roll for Armen

1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25

They are not common knowledge. However, Armen knows all about a Lich's phylactery...


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

What's up with the voodoo man pic?


Male Elf Monk 2/Ninja 4

Worst part Brynn? I was one swipe away from getting it and then Caitlyn shot her ult at the last guy. ARGH.

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New avatars are up and I wanted this one!


Female (for now) Human 6 Barbarian

Caitlyn being Jenni?

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Drew actually.

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What is everyone doing for Christmas?


male 1/2 Elf Sage Sor/Wiz 2 Gestalt
GM DSP wrote:
What is everyone doing for Christmas?

Going to my parents with my husband friday after work and coming back Monday. They live 5 hours away in Mississippi. I'm in Atlanta.


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

We'll be going next door to my parent's house. Hopefully I'll be all better by then. I've been sick with the flu for about a week and a half now.

Shadow Lodge

Sounds like fun!

I've got 10 people coming to my tiny condo. It's gonna be tight...not like a hooker...(no Kayla, I don't have experience with hookers)

Also, Kayla is hereby forbidden from being sick or her character will die horribly. GM HAS SPOKEN!

But seriously, I hope you guys have a great time.

I'll be lurking, so if you post, I'll probably see it and post. I understand that things will slow down for a while and that's ok. We'll just go at the speed we go.


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

I would think hookers would be the opposite of tight?


male 1/2 Elf Sage Sor/Wiz 2 Gestalt
Kayla Adrianas wrote:

I would think hookers would be the opposite of tight?

loose. Like both hands clapping kind of loose.

Shadow Lodge

Throwin' a hot dog down a hallway kind of loose....

Unrelated question: Who's going to PaizoCon? I'd love to have a live game with you guys.

EDIT: hot dog* not hot dot.


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

Wrong coast for me. If ya come east let me know. :)


male 1/2 Elf Sage Sor/Wiz 2 Gestalt
GM DSP wrote:

Throwin' a hot dog down a hallway kind of loose....

Unrelated question: Who's going to PaizoCon? I'd love to have a live game with you guys.

EDIT: hot dog* not hot dot.

Also on the east coast.


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

I'm finally getting my voice back. I could barely talk above a whisper for three whole days. Do you know what a horrible torture that is for a woman?

I'm also going to give in to my husband and join the Dark Side. He's really liking Star Wars: Old Republic.

Shadow Lodge

That'll make Shinami happy. He's obsessed with that game too. I won't let myself play because then I'll lose everything...


M Human Level 6 Cavalier (Houndmaster)

I'll probably play it, but I usually wait a few weeks after an MMO launch to join so that I can let the developers get those first few patches in when the flood of people inevitably find initial problems.

Besides...Skyrim still calls. Beat the main story line and immediately started a new character. Already finding tons of new stuff.

The Thieves Guild and Dark Brotherhood stories are fantastic.

Shadow Lodge

Indeed!

Happy hunting, Listener.


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

I'll be playing a Sith Inquisitor because I have to a Twi'lek and that is the only Empire class available to them.

For some reason I just think the Twi'lek chicks are really hot. Probably due to the dance scenes at Jaba's Palace.

Shadow Lodge

It has nothing to do with their prehensile hair things? lol.


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

Maybe.......

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lol!


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

Merry Christmas :)


Male Halfling Bard 1 / Rogue 1 (Carnivalist)

Merry Christmas errybody.

I am now posting this on a 27" hi def monitor. Good xmas.


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

Sounds like your porn viewing has greatly improved. :P

Shadow Lodge

Ya! He can see directly into your bathroom now: like magic!


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

Well, that would mean he had a great view of watching me puke these past couple weeks while I had the flu. Doesn't sound like such a good thing to me. :P


Male Elf Monk 2/Ninja 4

Kayllllla. What server? And are you going assassin or sorcerer? I went Sith Sorcerer as my advanced class because I get to Force Lightning everything that moves.


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

Well, I haven't made a character yet, got locked out before I could even finish downloading. Got that fixed now, but the downloading has been taking most of the day because our internet keeps cutting out and because of the holiday we can't get a service person out here until Wednesday.

Server will be Ven Vallow, think I got the spelling right. East coast rp/pvp server. I wanna go assassin.


Male Elf Monk 2/Ninja 4

You should go to Riktan Mind Prison. Our guild name is "Gungans Need Not Apply."

Or I could make a character on Ven Vallow. And then we can force DSP and Brynn to join us.

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