GM DSP presents Crown's Reach! (Inactive)

Game Master Darksmokepuncher

The Imperial Dragoons must endeavor to protect the realm of Pollexia for all enemies: both foreign and domestic.


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Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

Happy Turkey Day ya'll. :)


M Human

I believe it's all over the Paizo main site, but also here: http://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/38710/Former_CCP_Staffers_Found_Pathfind er_Online_Studio.php


male 1/2 Elf Sage Sor/Wiz 2 Gestalt

Regarding magic loot off the generals:

This is what I have written down. I think the bracers and ring came from the mage-general and I haven't removed anything from the magus body yet. This one is the real body, not the initial illusion. Do you want me to re-roll spell craft for each item or do you want to use the rolls from previous? Also their bodies include any weapons they may have been carrying.

> "mage like" gneral's body (should be devoid of magic items)
>Bracers - Unidnetified magic
>RIng - Unidentified magic

> Magus-like generals body (should still have some magic on it.)

Shadow Lodge

I'll list everything out once I get home. I'll make the rolls for you.


Male Elf Monk 2/Ninja 4

Learned not to fall into frozen streams trying to get that perfect photo shot.


male 1/2 Elf Sage Sor/Wiz 2 Gestalt
Cecil Von Spirito wrote:

Regarding magic loot off the generals:

This is what I have written down. I think the bracers and ring came from the mage-general and I haven't removed anything from the magus body yet. This one is the real body, not the initial illusion. Do you want me to re-roll spell craft for each item or do you want to use the rolls from previous? Also their bodies include any weapons they may have been carrying.

> "mage like" gneral's body (should be devoid of magic items)
>Bracers - Unidnetified magic
>RIng - Unidentified magic

> Magus-like generals body (should still have some magic on it.)

Just a reminder about this. It may have some bearing on how we proceed.

Kayla and the bard should roll too. The chances of all three of us failing on the same item are slim.

Shadow Lodge

Ah geez...

Sorry. I'll get it ASAP.


male 1/2 Elf Sage Sor/Wiz 2 Gestalt
GM DSP wrote:

Ah geez...

Sorry. I'll get it ASAP.

I'm this close to writing a harshly worded email to your superrvisor. ;-)

Shadow Lodge

Can you CC me on the email? He keeps ducking my calls and I could really use his help :P


male 1/2 Elf Sage Sor/Wiz 2 Gestalt
GM DSP wrote:
Can you CC me on the email? He keeps ducking my calls and I could really use his help :P

;-)


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

Is Skyrim still eating your soul? :)

Shadow Lodge

Not so much. Work is...

BUT!

I have the lootz.

The unidentified braces and ring from the sorcerer I am giveing you as freebies for my derpness lately.

Bracers of armor +3
Lesser Ring of Freedom of Movement (5 rounds per day. Don't have to be consecutive)

On the Magus:

A Scimitar and a breastplate, both are clearly magical. The breastplease is formed for a woman...sorry boys. the sword is +2 and the armor is +3 mithril.

Soft leather boots as light as air.

Another pair of bracers similar to the ones the sorcerer had in a handy haversack.

A fine leather cloak

A belt with a belt buckle in the shape of a fist.

A headband

1300 gp


male 1/2 Elf Sage Sor/Wiz 2 Gestalt
GM DSP wrote:
LOOTS!!!

To clarify the complete list is;

Bracers of armor +3
Lesser Ring of Freedom of Movement (5 rounds per day. Don't have to be consecutive)

+3 Mithril Breastplate (female, doesn't resize)
+2 Scimitar
A Handy Haversac (from Magus)

The nature of these were unclear. Are they magic or just nice? Here is my best guess

Soft leather boots as light as air. (magic, but unidentified)

Bracers of Armor (Magic, but unidentified)

A fine leather cloak (magic but unidentified)

A belt with a belt buckle in the shape of a fist(magic but unidentified).

A headband (magic but unidentified)

1300 gp (non magic, but shiny.)

p.s. If he has a scroll of identify I'm rechecking anything that wasn't identified. I suspect with the bonus the rest of these are an autosucceed. SO if you're planning on the Duke having a scroll you could tell us what this is so we can distribute. ;-)

Shadow Lodge

Oh right. With the scroll add the following:

Bracers of armor +5 and one other enhancement that won't seem to identify...

Boots of levitation

Cloak of resistance +1

Belt that grants +4 Str and +2 Con + one other enhancment that won't seem to identify...

Headband of +2 Int and Wis
_______

The female breatplate can be resized with one full day of work. I just meant that as is, it only work for ladies.


Female (for now) Human 6 Barbarian

IF THAT'S A BELT OF GIANTS STRENGTH I WANT IT AND IF ITS OKAY I WOULD LIKE THOSE EPIC BRACERS OF EPIC ARMOR CLASS PLEASE

If you couldn't tell, I'm quite excited about this loot list.

No but really, let's do a loot distribution meeting on here once everything is identified.


Female (for now) Human 6 Barbarian

Is that damn belt cursed? Sigh...


male 1/2 Elf Sage Sor/Wiz 2 Gestalt

To clarify the complete list is;

Bracers of armor +3
Lesser Ring of Freedom of Movement (5 rounds per day. Don't have to be consecutive)

+3 Mithril Breastplate (female, doesn't resize)
+2 Scimitar
A Handy Haversac (from Magus)
Boots of levitation
Bracers of Armor +5 and some other unidentifyable magic
A fine leather cloak of resistance +1
Belt of +4 Str, +2 Con And something unidentifyable.
A headband +2 Int and +2 Wis

1300 gp (non magic, but shiny.)

Let the bidding begin. Everybody pick what you want. IF two or more people pick the same there will be a D100 (percentage) roll off. Highest number wins item and others get to pick again.

Round 1

Cecil's first pick are the boots of levitation


male 1/2 Elf Sage Sor/Wiz 2 Gestalt
Brynn Halistack wrote:


No but really, let's do a loot distribution meeting on here once everything is identified.

See above


Female (for now) Human 6 Barbarian

#u(<. I want the belt, but don't want something cursed.........GAH METAGAMING OVERLOAAAAADDDDD

What memory check should I make to remember who had the belt and if they were wearing it or not?


Female (for now) Human 6 Barbarian

Screw it:

First pick: Belt of +4 Str, +2 Con.

I was unaware you could have stats on an item not be the same bonus!


male 1/2 Elf Sage Sor/Wiz 2 Gestalt
Brynn Halistack wrote:

#u(<. I want the belt, but don't want something cursed.........GAH METAGAMING OVERLOAAAAADDDDD

What memory check should I make to remember who had the belt and if they were wearing it or not?

Cecil will say that there is another magic on it. It could be a curse or it could spontaneously generate rainbow sprinkles. Further examination will be necessary, but we don't have time a tthe moment.


Female (for now) Human 6 Barbarian

At that point, I'll ask you if it was being worn or not. DSP?


male 1/2 Elf Sage Sor/Wiz 2 Gestalt

"It was, by the Magus lass. Hence the female only armor. I'd like to go on record as saying I think it will turn you into a beautiful Dwarven lass with curly hair the color of spun gold." Cecil chides. ;-) I know this is OOC, but that was in character. Couldn't resist.


M Human Level 6 Cavalier (Houndmaster)

As awesome as the belt is, I'm more concerned about my AC right now, so I'll bid on the +5AC bracers. Brynn, if you currently have a spiffy belt that won't need after getting that one, I happily take hand-me-downs. :)


Male Elf Monk 2/Ninja 4

I'm gonna pull a Brynn and bid on an item that may or may not kill me with it's "unidentifiable" magic. I'm gonna turn into a toad or something.

First bid: Bracers of Armor +5 and one other enchantment that won't seem to identify.


male 1/2 Elf Sage Sor/Wiz 2 Gestalt
Osslend Abenier wrote:
As awesome as the belt is, I'm more concerned about my AC right now, so I'll bid on the +5AC bracers. Brynn, if you currently have a spiffy belt that won't need after getting that one, I happily take hand-me-downs. :)

Remember the belt and +5 bracers both have "some other unidentifyable magic on them. Use at your own risk. Management shall not be held responsible for death or dismemberment casued by use.


male 1/2 Elf Sage Sor/Wiz 2 Gestalt

Osslend and Shinami both bid on the bracers. Roll D100, If Kayla wants them she can roll too when she gets here. The one who loses can pick again.

Shadow Lodge

The lady, or was the dudely?, magus was wearing the belt.

There are +3 bracers available too with no "unidentifyable" magics on them.


male 1/2 Elf Sage Sor/Wiz 2 Gestalt

The magus was female, wearing the female breastplate, and teh belt, right? The first guy was a caster


M Human Level 6 Cavalier (Houndmaster)

Rolling for +5 bracers (come on dice, you stunk it up for me in the last eq bid, do better now!): 1d100 ⇒ 51

If I lose (and I suspect I will) I'll choose the +3 instead.

Shadow Lodge

Cecil Von Spirito wrote:
The magus was female, wearing the female breastplate, and teh belt, right? The first guy was a caster

The first guy was a caster.

The magus was a lady. Now that the belt is off...


Female (for now) Human 6 Barbarian

I unfortunately do not have a belt for the purposes of hand me downs :(


Female (for now) Human 6 Barbarian
GM DSP wrote:

The first guy was a caster.

The magus was a lady. Now that the belt is off...

Hahahahaha


Female (for now) Human 6 Barbarian

I'm putting on the belt as I'm guessing neither Cecil or Kayla want it. What happens to me? Do I become a chick?


male 1/2 Elf Sage Sor/Wiz 2 Gestalt
Brynn Halistack wrote:
I'm putting on the belt as I'm guessing neither Cecil or Kayla want it. What happens to me? Do I become a chick?

My first choice was the boots, but we need to hear from Kayla before round 1 officially ends. Of course, I don't see any harm of trying things on. ;-)

Shadow Lodge

Roll a fortitude save Brynn.


male 1/2 Elf Sage Sor/Wiz 2 Gestalt
GM DSP wrote:
Roll a fortitude save Brynn.

**CRosses fingers* Curly golden hair, CUrly golden hair, Curly golden hair


male 1/2 Elf Sage Sor/Wiz 2 Gestalt
GM DSP wrote:
Roll a fortitude save Brynn.

Power word "Vajazzle!"


Female (for now) Human 6 Barbarian

With or without the bonus from the belt? Heh...

1d20 + 10 ⇒ (14) + 10 = 24 (Add 3 to the result if it's a spell, SLA, or supernatural save.)


male 1/2 Elf Sage Sor/Wiz 2 Gestalt
GM DSP wrote:
Roll a fortitude save Brynn.

She's my man

And we got all the balls we need
When you taste that pavement
You're amazed
She smells your sympathy
So bye bye ladies
May the best queen hold the crown
For the most bush sold on the levee
My my, how word gets around
She strangles for a good time
And she kills my self-control
She's my man, don't be too sad sonny
'Cause she'll never be your woman no more

I'm having fun with this. ;-)


Male Elf Monk 2/Ninja 4

Rolling on the Bracers 1d100 ⇒ 94 come oooooooooooon.


male 1/2 Elf Sage Sor/Wiz 2 Gestalt

If Kayla wants to roll on any of the following she can, but otherwise Round 1 so far is;

+5 bracers (with a super special prize TBD) - Shinami

+3 Bracers -Osslend

Boots of Levitation - Cecil

Str and Con Belt (Inscription on the inside reads "Tranny fierce.") - Brynn


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

I like the breastplate.


male 1/2 Elf Sage Sor/Wiz 2 Gestalt

Round 1 complete. Spoils as follows:
+5 bracers (with a super special prize TBD) - Shinami
+3 Bracers -Osslend
Boots of Levitation - Cecil
Str and Con Belt (Inscription on the inside reads "Tranny fierce.") - Brynn
And a breastplate for Kayla

Also 260 gold for everyone

Round 2 begins
Here's what's left:

Lesser Ring of Freedom of Movement (5 rounds per day. Don't have to be consecutive)

+2 Scimitar

A Handy Haversac (from Magus)

A fine leather cloak of resistance +1

A headband +2 Int and +2 Wis


male 1/2 Elf Sage Sor/Wiz 2 Gestalt

The cloak is really the only other thing I could use. SO round 2 pick is the Cloak.


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

Kayla already has a headband (the one of mental superiority from the werewolf), so maybe the Scimitar for my second pick if none of the more martial characters want it?

On another topic.....
Hey Brynn, want to start planning out that lesbian encounter now?

Shadow Lodge

...


male 1/2 Elf Sage Sor/Wiz 2 Gestalt
GM DSP wrote:
...

When he gets a D cup from the belt. ;-)

Shadow Lodge

Oh I get it...and I know by track record I should not be surprised by Kayla's comments but I did not expect that one....


Female (for now) Human 6 Barbarian

Second pick is the ring of FoM. I can wear two rings, right?

Also, DSP, what was the save for? Did I make it?

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