DM Salsa Presents: The Rise of the Runelords (Inactive)

Game Master AdamWarnock

The goblin horde has been shattered. Sandpoint's heroes have proven themselves capable, but will they be able to defend their home from the things that lurk in the dark.


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Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard 4 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | hp 38/38 | F +4, R +7, W +4 (+4 vs. bardic performance, sonic, language-dependent) | CMD 18 | Init +5 | Perception +7 | Bardic performance 14/15; 1st-lvl 5/5, 2nd lvl 2/2 | Portrait

"We" as in the aforementioned female party members, not as in you and I. (By the way, Aramis is totally the real captain.)

I'm looking forward to seeing Thirzin develop more. If he's half as fun to play with as Diabolito, this is going to be great.


Dwarf Ranger 3/Barbarian 1 Init +4 | Perception +9 | AC18/T10/F18 | HP 49/49 | Fort +8, Ref +7, Will +4 | CMB +8, CMD 22 (26 vs trip & bull rush)

Aramis is great as a Captain. Diabolito would never be anyone's sane choice for captain. I'll have to get back into Thirzin. I'll say this, though: if you want to see my two best characters, look at my sawbones Zirul and my inquisitor Ignatius Hank.


Female Human Barbarian 4// Init +2/ HP 61 (61) / 69 (69) // AC: 17(15)/T:12(10)/FF:15(12) - Percep: +9// F +8(+10)/R +3/W +3(+5)/CMB +9(+12) (+11(+14) grapple)- CMD 21 (23 grapple)

I think Noro would make a great Captain...she is in Choon's Skull and Shackles game.


Dwarf Ranger 3/Barbarian 1 Init +4 | Perception +9 | AC18/T10/F18 | HP 49/49 | Fort +8, Ref +7, Will +4 | CMB +8, CMD 22 (26 vs trip & bull rush)

My inquisitor is on his way, I think, to being Captain. I mean, it doesn't hurt that he's an Inquisitor of Besmara, and has the Birthmark trait. :)

He actually intimidated Plugg repeatedly (and all the characters are still level 1) and has gained an officer position by scaring Magpie into giving away the location of ALL the items he stole.

hehe A +13 to Intimidate at level 1 is VERY useful.


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard 4 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | hp 38/38 | F +4, R +7, W +4 (+4 vs. bardic performance, sonic, language-dependent) | CMD 18 | Init +5 | Perception +7 | Bardic performance 14/15; 1st-lvl 5/5, 2nd lvl 2/2 | Portrait

Heheh, you certainly know how to make some good characters. Pretty much the most badass thing any of mine have done was Aramis confirming a musket crit on Plugg and killing him in one shot...


Dwarf Ranger 3/Barbarian 1 Init +4 | Perception +9 | AC18/T10/F18 | HP 49/49 | Fort +8, Ref +7, Will +4 | CMB +8, CMD 22 (26 vs trip & bull rush)

That was an amazing thing. Even Diabolito was like "....well, damn. That made things easy."

Zirul was fun. A lot of fun. BUT he was introduced later in the game, and he had so many bad puns. Lots of doctor puns.


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard 4 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | hp 38/38 | F +4, R +7, W +4 (+4 vs. bardic performance, sonic, language-dependent) | CMD 18 | Init +5 | Perception +7 | Bardic performance 14/15; 1st-lvl 5/5, 2nd lvl 2/2 | Portrait

My characters don't get a lot of opportunity to be badass. That crit was probably as good as it's going to get for a while. ^^'


Martial Flexibility 4/4 Init +5 | Percep 7 | AC 21/ T 13/ F-F 18 | HP 46/46 | Fort +10, Ref +7, Will +2 | CMD 19 (21 bull rush, sunder[Bardishe], 20 drag, overrun, trample, and trip)

My word! I leave youall alone for One day and youall go goblin stripper on me?!


Female Angel-Blooded Aasimar (Angelkin) Oracle (Dual-Cursed Oracle) 4 Init +0 | Perception +1 | AC15/T10/F14 | HP 42/42 (Resists: Acid 5/Cold 5/Electric 5) | Fort +4, Ref +1, Will +3 | CMB +7, CMD 17

Moral of the story: Don't leave us alone again.


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Either that or keep the GM away from youtube. :D


Female Angel-Blooded Aasimar (Angelkin) Oracle (Dual-Cursed Oracle) 4 Init +0 | Perception +1 | AC15/T10/F14 | HP 42/42 (Resists: Acid 5/Cold 5/Electric 5) | Fort +4, Ref +1, Will +3 | CMB +7, CMD 17

I do not want to know why you are looking at banana hammocks on YouTu-- Nevermind.

Moving on...


Martial Flexibility 4/4 Init +5 | Percep 7 | AC 21/ T 13/ F-F 18 | HP 46/46 | Fort +10, Ref +7, Will +2 | CMD 19 (21 bull rush, sunder[Bardishe], 20 drag, overrun, trample, and trip)

*Invoulentary shudder*


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Asuriel Arktaros wrote:

I do not want to know why you are looking at banana hammocks on YouTu-- Nevermind.

Moving on...

FYI: I'm male, and I'm straight.

That said. I got the idea from the Sexy and I know it Music Video, so that's what I meant. Too bad the next goblin from the looney bin was inspired by a movie I like, so that wouldn't have helped. :)


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard 4 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | hp 38/38 | F +4, R +7, W +4 (+4 vs. bardic performance, sonic, language-dependent) | CMD 18 | Init +5 | Perception +7 | Bardic performance 14/15; 1st-lvl 5/5, 2nd lvl 2/2 | Portrait

Hey, here's a totally random thing I just realized that has absolutely no bearing on anything: Horatio's actually the tallest member of the party. It clicked when Asuriel mentioned being almost as tall as Olivius, so I checked the heights out of curiosity, and yeah. Horatio's taller than Olivius, making him the most vertically-gifted member of the party. Another reason he should be leader! :P

The things my mind demands to know when I'm deprived of caffeine...

Also, Salsa, this scenario haunted my dreams last night. I hope you're happy. XD


Martial Flexibility 4/4 Init +5 | Percep 7 | AC 21/ T 13/ F-F 18 | HP 46/46 | Fort +10, Ref +7, Will +2 | CMD 19 (21 bull rush, sunder[Bardishe], 20 drag, overrun, trample, and trip)

That doesn't mean Olivius can't look down on you. ;)


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard 4 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | hp 38/38 | F +4, R +7, W +4 (+4 vs. bardic performance, sonic, language-dependent) | CMD 18 | Init +5 | Perception +7 | Bardic performance 14/15; 1st-lvl 5/5, 2nd lvl 2/2 | Portrait

Not physically, you can't. :P


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Horatio A Aldebrandt wrote:
Also, Salsa, this scenario haunted my dreams last night. I hope you're happy. XD

Aw, you're giving me the warm fuzzies. :D

And you think it's bad now, wait until the third chapter >:D


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard 4 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | hp 38/38 | F +4, R +7, W +4 (+4 vs. bardic performance, sonic, language-dependent) | CMD 18 | Init +5 | Perception +7 | Bardic performance 14/15; 1st-lvl 5/5, 2nd lvl 2/2 | Portrait

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...


Female Angel-Blooded Aasimar (Angelkin) Oracle (Dual-Cursed Oracle) 4 Init +0 | Perception +1 | AC15/T10/F14 | HP 42/42 (Resists: Acid 5/Cold 5/Electric 5) | Fort +4, Ref +1, Will +3 | CMB +7, CMD 17

Asuriel will gets some platforms and stand over Horatio if that helps...

Third chapter?! I'm still trying to figure out what devious machinations await in the first chapter.


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard 4 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | hp 38/38 | F +4, R +7, W +4 (+4 vs. bardic performance, sonic, language-dependent) | CMD 18 | Init +5 | Perception +7 | Bardic performance 14/15; 1st-lvl 5/5, 2nd lvl 2/2 | Portrait

His listed height is without his boots, thankyouverymuch. (I tend to give my own height as "180 cm; 186 in Docs"...) Don't turn this into a platforms-boots arms-race...


Female Angel-Blooded Aasimar (Angelkin) Oracle (Dual-Cursed Oracle) 4 Init +0 | Perception +1 | AC15/T10/F14 | HP 42/42 (Resists: Acid 5/Cold 5/Electric 5) | Fort +4, Ref +1, Will +3 | CMB +7, CMD 17

Horatio is only slightly more than inch taller, I'm sure I could find a fantabulous platform boot that would push Asuriel over the edge without being over the top. :D


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard 4 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | hp 38/38 | F +4, R +7, W +4 (+4 vs. bardic performance, sonic, language-dependent) | CMD 18 | Init +5 | Perception +7 | Bardic performance 14/15; 1st-lvl 5/5, 2nd lvl 2/2 | Portrait

Three inches, actually. I usually use "slightly" to describe anywhere within two inches; it feels more organic than "Joe Citizen is 6'2" and weighs 180 pounds", because who eyeballs someone and goes "Oh yes, he's 6'2" tall"?

You might still be able to do it, but then we'd be getting into impractical adventuring wear. :P


Martial Flexibility 4/4 Init +5 | Percep 7 | AC 21/ T 13/ F-F 18 | HP 46/46 | Fort +10, Ref +7, Will +2 | CMD 19 (21 bull rush, sunder[Bardishe], 20 drag, overrun, trample, and trip)

I think Pavanna just rounded out the posting. I love this snappy pacing! :)


Female Angel-Blooded Aasimar (Angelkin) Oracle (Dual-Cursed Oracle) 4 Init +0 | Perception +1 | AC15/T10/F14 | HP 42/42 (Resists: Acid 5/Cold 5/Electric 5) | Fort +4, Ref +1, Will +3 | CMB +7, CMD 17

DM GO!


Female Angel-Blooded Aasimar (Angelkin) Oracle (Dual-Cursed Oracle) 4 Init +0 | Perception +1 | AC15/T10/F14 | HP 42/42 (Resists: Acid 5/Cold 5/Electric 5) | Fort +4, Ref +1, Will +3 | CMB +7, CMD 17
Horatio A Aldebrandt wrote:

Three inches, actually. I usually use "slightly" to describe anywhere within two inches; it feels more organic than "Joe Citizen is 6'2" and weighs 180 pounds", because who eyeballs someone and goes "Oh yes, he's 6'2" tall"?

You might still be able to do it, but then we'd be getting into impractical adventuring wear. :P

Asuriel is slightly under six feet tall then.


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard 4 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | hp 38/38 | F +4, R +7, W +4 (+4 vs. bardic performance, sonic, language-dependent) | CMD 18 | Init +5 | Perception +7 | Bardic performance 14/15; 1st-lvl 5/5, 2nd lvl 2/2 | Portrait

Slightly over, slightly under; 5'11", 6'2". Either way, I'm the tall, dark, and handsome one. ;-)

And yeah, I'm with you, Giedon. I love this rate of posting. :D


Male

As a heads-up, I won’t be able to post for the next eighteen hours or so — I need to get to bed early, since I’ll have to spend most of tomorrow driving to rescue my Dad from my brother’s hospitality and bring him back here. :S Hopefully I’ll get back on-line in time to resolve the next combat-round in sync with everyone else.... <.< >.>


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard 4 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | hp 38/38 | F +4, R +7, W +4 (+4 vs. bardic performance, sonic, language-dependent) | CMD 18 | Init +5 | Perception +7 | Bardic performance 14/15; 1st-lvl 5/5, 2nd lvl 2/2 | Portrait

Nawww. I'm gonna miss my bard buddy. *sadface*


Female Human Barbarian 4// Init +2/ HP 61 (61) / 69 (69) // AC: 17(15)/T:12(10)/FF:15(12) - Percep: +9// F +8(+10)/R +3/W +3(+5)/CMB +9(+12) (+11(+14) grapple)- CMD 21 (23 grapple)

well now, the first slow down....

Noro kicked that goblin so hard the whole game felt it.


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard 4 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | hp 38/38 | F +4, R +7, W +4 (+4 vs. bardic performance, sonic, language-dependent) | CMD 18 | Init +5 | Perception +7 | Bardic performance 14/15; 1st-lvl 5/5, 2nd lvl 2/2 | Portrait

So, I ran my Kingmaker game tonight. Turns out five 1st-level PCs can't really take on a will-o-wisp... I gave them no less than five opportunities to run after identifying it, and nope. They tried talking to it instead. *facepalm*

They survived. But only after their fighter went down and they decided to run like hell...


Female Angel-Blooded Aasimar (Angelkin) Oracle (Dual-Cursed Oracle) 4 Init +0 | Perception +1 | AC15/T10/F14 | HP 42/42 (Resists: Acid 5/Cold 5/Electric 5) | Fort +4, Ref +1, Will +3 | CMB +7, CMD 17

Noro - You absolutely demolished him. Mental note to befriend the Tian after the Wizard.

Horatio - When the GM asks if you want to run, the answer is usually yes :)

Salsa - I heard that AL was going to get absolutely pummeled by storms today, stay safe!


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard 4 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | hp 38/38 | F +4, R +7, W +4 (+4 vs. bardic performance, sonic, language-dependent) | CMD 18 | Init +5 | Perception +7 | Bardic performance 14/15; 1st-lvl 5/5, 2nd lvl 2/2 | Portrait

"Are you sure?" is GM-speak for "Would you like to roll up a new character now, or would you first like me to describe what happens next in excruciating, gory detail?" Funny, they usually take the hint.


Female Angel-Blooded Aasimar (Angelkin) Oracle (Dual-Cursed Oracle) 4 Init +0 | Perception +1 | AC15/T10/F14 | HP 42/42 (Resists: Acid 5/Cold 5/Electric 5) | Fort +4, Ref +1, Will +3 | CMB +7, CMD 17

I guess it depends on the players. Some players are so caught up in believing that they are invincible, do not take the hint. Let's take one of my groups running this very adventure.

"Are you SURE you want to do that?"

"We are out of Hero Points, half health or below and nearly have exhausted all possible spells, what could go possibly wrong? We're doing it!"

>.>


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard 4 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | hp 38/38 | F +4, R +7, W +4 (+4 vs. bardic performance, sonic, language-dependent) | CMD 18 | Init +5 | Perception +7 | Bardic performance 14/15; 1st-lvl 5/5, 2nd lvl 2/2 | Portrait

"Okay, so our fighter managed to determine that this thing is ridiculously hard to hit, immune to most magic, and we've learned the hard way that it doesn't care much about our armour when delivering electrical attacks that can drop our meat shield in one hit. LET'S TRY TO REASON WITH IT."


Female Angel-Blooded Aasimar (Angelkin) Oracle (Dual-Cursed Oracle) 4 Init +0 | Perception +1 | AC15/T10/F14 | HP 42/42 (Resists: Acid 5/Cold 5/Electric 5) | Fort +4, Ref +1, Will +3 | CMB +7, CMD 17

*zap*

Haha! Ah, the joy of being the GM :D

*zap*


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard 4 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | hp 38/38 | F +4, R +7, W +4 (+4 vs. bardic performance, sonic, language-dependent) | CMD 18 | Init +5 | Perception +7 | Bardic performance 14/15; 1st-lvl 5/5, 2nd lvl 2/2 | Portrait

Yeah. It nearly ended in a TPK. >.>

Oh, while I'm here. I have a dentist's appointment tomorrow morning, followed by work, followed by PFS in the city. So I likely won't be on until... 24 hours or so from now. >.> DMPC me as needed!


Female Angel-Blooded Aasimar (Angelkin) Oracle (Dual-Cursed Oracle) 4 Init +0 | Perception +1 | AC15/T10/F14 | HP 42/42 (Resists: Acid 5/Cold 5/Electric 5) | Fort +4, Ref +1, Will +3 | CMB +7, CMD 17

Just keep ropin' up those goblins before they get up!


Male Probably human Computer Scientist 1/ Character Synthesizer 20/ Crazy 99

First, I am okay, Sleepy from lack of it, but okay.

Second, I may not be able to post this afternoon or tonight. Round two's on it's way here and it's supposed to be an encore of last night. Which means the power might go out.


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard 4 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | hp 38/38 | F +4, R +7, W +4 (+4 vs. bardic performance, sonic, language-dependent) | CMD 18 | Init +5 | Perception +7 | Bardic performance 14/15; 1st-lvl 5/5, 2nd lvl 2/2 | Portrait

Okay, so I did have time to post this morning. Yay. ^^' Even tried to get a bit of decent roleplay in there.

Yeesh. Hope you and yours are safe, and stay that way!


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Martial Flexibility 4/4 Init +5 | Percep 7 | AC 21/ T 13/ F-F 18 | HP 46/46 | Fort +10, Ref +7, Will +2 | CMD 19 (21 bull rush, sunder[Bardishe], 20 drag, overrun, trample, and trip)

That was a fitting exit post for Krosk, the Goblin Stripper. I shall always remember. Involuntarily. But still.


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Just wait until I start handing out loot. >:)


Martial Flexibility 4/4 Init +5 | Percep 7 | AC 21/ T 13/ F-F 18 | HP 46/46 | Fort +10, Ref +7, Will +2 | CMD 19 (21 bull rush, sunder[Bardishe], 20 drag, overrun, trample, and trip)

No. Never. Ever. Not even my ten foot pole is touching that!


Female Angel-Blooded Aasimar (Angelkin) Oracle (Dual-Cursed Oracle) 4 Init +0 | Perception +1 | AC15/T10/F14 | HP 42/42 (Resists: Acid 5/Cold 5/Electric 5) | Fort +4, Ref +1, Will +3 | CMB +7, CMD 17

I vote it goes to Horatio. Though... Horatio may enjoy it more if it goes to Olivius..


Martial Flexibility 4/4 Init +5 | Percep 7 | AC 21/ T 13/ F-F 18 | HP 46/46 | Fort +10, Ref +7, Will +2 | CMD 19 (21 bull rush, sunder[Bardishe], 20 drag, overrun, trample, and trip)

See above.


Male Human (Chelaxian) Bard 4 | AC 17, T 13, FF 14 | hp 38/38 | F +4, R +7, W +4 (+4 vs. bardic performance, sonic, language-dependent) | CMD 18 | Init +5 | Perception +7 | Bardic performance 14/15; 1st-lvl 5/5, 2nd lvl 2/2 | Portrait

Hey now, Krosk is a goblin. Just what are you trying to say about Horatio here? :P


Female Human Barbarian 4// Init +2/ HP 61 (61) / 69 (69) // AC: 17(15)/T:12(10)/FF:15(12) - Percep: +9// F +8(+10)/R +3/W +3(+5)/CMB +9(+12) (+11(+14) grapple)- CMD 21 (23 grapple)

Olivious, Noro killed him before you stabbed him... right! <cracking her knuckles>

after all Noro already had him in her clutches first. couldn't let me finish what I started could ya?

Noro will punch anyone that saw anything different....


Martial Flexibility 4/4 Init +5 | Percep 7 | AC 21/ T 13/ F-F 18 | HP 46/46 | Fort +10, Ref +7, Will +2 | CMD 19 (21 bull rush, sunder[Bardishe], 20 drag, overrun, trample, and trip)

Sure. I was just making certain. ;)


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I love this group! You guys are a lot more chatty than the people in my other game.


Female Angel-Blooded Aasimar (Angelkin) Oracle (Dual-Cursed Oracle) 4 Init +0 | Perception +1 | AC15/T10/F14 | HP 42/42 (Resists: Acid 5/Cold 5/Electric 5) | Fort +4, Ref +1, Will +3 | CMB +7, CMD 17

You're really building up the suspense on the loot.

Can't WAIT.


Dwarf Ranger 3/Barbarian 1 Init +4 | Perception +9 | AC18/T10/F18 | HP 49/49 | Fort +8, Ref +7, Will +4 | CMB +8, CMD 22 (26 vs trip & bull rush)

We really are a funny bunch. We laugh about everything and make jokes about a lot.

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