DM Frogfoot's Goblin Mayhem Campaign (Inactive)

Game Master Dalton the Thirsty


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Male Goblin Bard 2 | HP 14 | Fodder 13 | XP 1 | 6 coins | Arrows 4 | Darts 5 | Gambit 0 | Weakened

I just had a flash of 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas'. Dr. Gonzo always says, "as your legal counsel, I advise that you <something drug related and reckless>". Now we just need Retzack to say, " as your arcane counsel, I advise that you <something involving horrors from beyond>".


Male Goblin Bard 2 | HP 14 | Fodder 13 | XP 1 | 6 coins | Arrows 4 | Darts 5 | Gambit 0 | Weakened

Well, I figured the odds of dying from 1d6 damage weren't too bad. Turns out they were.


Goblin
Bonuses:
Wis +3, Str/Dex +1, Con/Int+0, Cha-1
Forest Druid 2 15/18 HP, 1/? Hold, 0/9 XP Armor 2. [+Con -Int]

Don't forget your +1 from the cleric. Also, isn't groonk one of your followers? :> Maybe he can eat the bullet for you if he rolls 10+?


Lvl 2 Brute | HP 26/27 | AC 2 | D8 | Str +2, Dex -1, Con +2, Int 0, Wis 0, Cha +1 | xp 0/8

I am one of your followers! I don't have the time to react with a defend, but he'd be willing to jump in if allowed.

At the very least, he'd be willing to make a marionette out of your corpse to inspire the troops with.


Goblin
Bonuses:
Wis +3, Str/Dex +1, Con/Int+0, Cha-1
Forest Druid 2 15/18 HP, 1/? Hold, 0/9 XP Armor 2. [+Con -Int]

I also approve of tying the body onto the beetlehorn like so: Bowsprit Figurehead


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Goblin
Bonuses:
Wis +3, Str/Dex +1, Con/Int+0, Cha-1
Forest Druid 2 15/18 HP, 1/? Hold, 0/9 XP Armor 2. [+Con -Int]

Relevant to an earlier combat.


Male Goblin Bard 2 | HP 14 | Fodder 13 | XP 1 | 6 coins | Arrows 4 | Darts 5 | Gambit 0 | Weakened

What Blibberblab lacks in understanding, he makes up in enthusiasm.


Words to live by. Especially if you're a mad goblin.


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It's a boy! Due date 4/20


Lvl 2 Brute | HP 26/27 | AC 2 | D8 | Str +2, Dex -1, Con +2, Int 0, Wis 0, Cha +1 | xp 0/8

Congratulations!! That's exciting, and close (less than 2 months).


Goblin
Bonuses:
Wis +3, Str/Dex +1, Con/Int+0, Cha-1
Forest Druid 2 15/18 HP, 1/? Hold, 0/9 XP Armor 2. [+Con -Int]

I feel as though I am missing something!


My girlfriend's preggo :)


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Goblin
Bonuses:
Wis +3, Str/Dex +1, Con/Int+0, Cha-1
Forest Druid 2 15/18 HP, 1/? Hold, 0/9 XP Armor 2. [+Con -Int]

And now I know why you wanted a goblin game! To determine whether or not you could put up with tiny little destructive monsters of doom. :P


Male Goblin Bard 2 | HP 14 | Fodder 13 | XP 1 | 6 coins | Arrows 4 | Darts 5 | Gambit 0 | Weakened

Congrats, Frogfoot. My girlfriend's due any day now.


Nice. Nice.


Lvl 2 Brute | HP 26/27 | AC 2 | D8 | Str +2, Dex -1, Con +2, Int 0, Wis 0, Cha +1 | xp 0/8

Wow, babies all over the place. That's great for you both. Kids are a lot of fun, man!


Bear with me this week as my posting speed flutters, I have numerous doctor appointments my girlfriend and I will be attending. I'm still here, just a lot of running around to do!


Goblin
Bonuses:
Wis +3, Str/Dex +1, Con/Int+0, Cha-1
Forest Druid 2 15/18 HP, 1/? Hold, 0/9 XP Armor 2. [+Con -Int]

Still not ginger.


Yoo hoo, gobbos, do I have to poke the recruitment thread to the top again?

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m Goblin Necromancer lvl 5 | HP: 18/20 | Armor: Wait, what? | XP: 3/12 | Toe Eaten?: Nope | Bodies: 4/5 |Power: 3

Sometimes I wish my powers were more defined. I always worry if they are too powerful or too weak.
I also hate the idea of being a one-trick pony, but sometimes I don't have the mental energy to create another all-powerful-spell-that-I-haven't-used-before.

I'm just whining. That's my excuse. =)

Also, Bipperty might be a dad by now, so we'll probably not here from him for a little while. But give him a quick six years and I bet he'll be back to speed. =)


Goblin
Bonuses:
Wis +3, Str/Dex +1, Con/Int+0, Cha-1
Forest Druid 2 15/18 HP, 1/? Hold, 0/9 XP Armor 2. [+Con -Int]

:P do you actually want -me- to post more? :)


Male Goblin Bard 2 | HP 14 | Fodder 13 | XP 1 | 6 coins | Arrows 4 | Darts 5 | Gambit 0 | Weakened

So I was thinking of taking the Multiclass Dabbler move to get the Battlemaster's Gambit move.


What class is that from so I can look it up/what does it do?


Goblin
Bonuses:
Wis +3, Str/Dex +1, Con/Int+0, Cha-1
Forest Druid 2 15/18 HP, 1/? Hold, 0/9 XP Armor 2. [+Con -Int]

Looks good! Talks approves of gobbo trickses! Even if she's going to keep you from ever revealing her secret... :|


Male Goblin Bard 2 | HP 14 | Fodder 13 | XP 1 | 6 coins | Arrows 4 | Darts 5 | Gambit 0 | Weakened

The Battle master. Should be in this drive folder under Battlemaster-etc.pdf


Male Goblin Bard 2 | HP 14 | Fodder 13 | XP 1 | 6 coins | Arrows 4 | Darts 5 | Gambit 0 | Weakened

And it isn't there… hmm.

Now it is.

As for what it does,
When you or someone you have a bond with takes damage from
an outside source, it was part of your plan the whole time, gain
+1 Gambit. What some might see as an unwanted setback, you
know it's merely a stratagem to gain a later advantage.
At any time, reveal your ploy and use Gambits to:
•  Add +1 to anyone's roll (Cost: 1)
•  Deal your damage to an enemy (Cost: 2)
•  Create an obstacle or distraction that a single enemy has to deal
with before they can do anything else (Cost: 3)
•  The GM will help you reveal a trap, ambush, or plan that gives
you and your allies a surprising advantage (Cost: 4)
Multiple Gambits can be used and the effects stack. After the end
of a battle or when it makes sense, your Gambit count resets to 0.


Male Goblin Bard 2 | HP 14 | Fodder 13 | XP 1 | 6 coins | Arrows 4 | Darts 5 | Gambit 0 | Weakened

Two 7-9 results might give me a bad day, unfortunately. I'm going to pay for encouraging Groonk to knock over this tower, I'm sure.


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Goblin
Bonuses:
Wis +3, Str/Dex +1, Con/Int+0, Cha-1
Forest Druid 2 15/18 HP, 1/? Hold, 0/9 XP Armor 2. [+Con -Int]

What could possibly go wrong as groonk causes the tower to fall with all of his cheering fans standing mere feet from the foot of said tower?


Male Goblin Bard 2 | HP 14 | Fodder 13 | XP 1 | 6 coins | Arrows 4 | Darts 5 | Gambit 0 | Weakened

Nothing. Absolutely nothing.


Too busy today for a proper post at work, sorry! Trying to get work done ahead of time so I'm still caught up when I take my paternity leave in a month. Will try to update when I get home this evening.

Also I hope Groonk makes his Juggernaut attempt soon! I'd hate to steal his thunder but I might have to DMPC him briefly just to make this awesome event happen


Male Goblin Bard 2 | HP 14 | Fodder 13 | XP 1 | 6 coins | Arrows 4 | Darts 5 | Gambit 0 | Weakened

You get paternity leave? Man, I'm jelly.


Don't be too jelly, I only have like 12 hours of actual PTO. Paternity leave just means "We won't fire you for not showing up and not getting paid for a short time."


Goblin
Bonuses:
Wis +3, Str/Dex +1, Con/Int+0, Cha-1
Forest Druid 2 15/18 HP, 1/? Hold, 0/9 XP Armor 2. [+Con -Int]

Sounds like me! I'm on year 8 at my job, and my PTO has accrued to... 0! :)

Granted, they instead give me a good raise every year (50 cents every year since I hired on!), and even a quarter an hour is worth more than a few hours of paid time.


Posting in all my campaigns...I'm sick as a dog with the flu today and yesterday, which is why I didn't post anything. It's a really bad flu so I'm trying to rest and recuperate as much as I can but I will try to get everything up to speed this afternoon if possible. Thanks for being patient with me :(


Male Goblin Bard 2 | HP 14 | Fodder 13 | XP 1 | 6 coins | Arrows 4 | Darts 5 | Gambit 0 | Weakened

Has the meter on my hammer changed at all?


Goblin
Bonuses:
Wis +3, Str/Dex +1, Con/Int+0, Cha-1
Forest Druid 2 15/18 HP, 1/? Hold, 0/9 XP Armor 2. [+Con -Int]

If groonk doesn't wanna help, I figure Tuti will ask Retzack what to do about the spider problem. I figure this is the lesser of two evils.


My apartment flooded at 2 AM this morning...I'm beyond overwhelmed right now :'( Please don't expect anything of me today and possibly tomorrow. I will get back up to speed ASAP.


DM Frogfoot wrote:
My apartment flooded at 2 AM this morning...I'm beyond overwhelmed right now :'( Please don't expect anything of me today and possibly tomorrow. I will get back up to speed ASAP.

That really sucks, hopefully there isn't much damage.


Goblin
Bonuses:
Wis +3, Str/Dex +1, Con/Int+0, Cha-1
Forest Druid 2 15/18 HP, 1/? Hold, 0/9 XP Armor 2. [+Con -Int]

Agreed. I had a coworker here whose basement flooded... that was like a week off. :(


Male Goblin Bard 2 | HP 14 | Fodder 13 | XP 1 | 6 coins | Arrows 4 | Darts 5 | Gambit 0 | Weakened

Skirmisher looks pretty cool, where's it from?


Male Goblin Skirmisher 1 [7XP]/ 18|20 HP/Javelins 2/ Damage d6/ Armor 3/Followers 3

Grim World. There's a pdf in the recruitment thread of the Grim World playbooks. I got in on the kickstarter, and it's one of the two book I really wanted to try. (The other is playing a large, intelligent spider that I bought separately Obviously, a goblin spider wouldn't work.)


Should've mentioned that you wanted to be a spider, I could've made it work - this is a Drow tower, after all. ;) Your skirmisher is badass too.


Male Goblin Skirmisher 1 [7XP]/ 18|20 HP/Javelins 2/ Damage d6/ Armor 3/Followers 3

I know a real life goblin spearman who would stop making my drinks if I did anything else.


Male Goblin Bard 2 | HP 14 | Fodder 13 | XP 1 | 6 coins | Arrows 4 | Darts 5 | Gambit 0 | Weakened

Careful, Froggy. I have a drider playbook, and what's more mayhem than a half-goblin, half-spider?


"careful" isn't in my vocabulary...


Goblin
Bonuses:
Wis +3, Str/Dex +1, Con/Int+0, Cha-1
Forest Druid 2 15/18 HP, 1/? Hold, 0/9 XP Armor 2. [+Con -Int]

A half-goblin, half-spider that was put together with Retzack's magic.

Or was that rhetorical? :)


Male Goblin Bard 2 | HP 14 | Fodder 13 | XP 1 | 6 coins | Arrows 4 | Darts 5 | Gambit 0 | Weakened

Is this a rhetorical question or a joke?


Goblin
Bonuses:
Wis +3, Str/Dex +1, Con/Int+0, Cha-1
Forest Druid 2 15/18 HP, 1/? Hold, 0/9 XP Armor 2. [+Con -Int]

You have exceeded the limit on meta concepts that a goblin brain can handle at once. Please don't ask again later. :)

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m Goblin Necromancer lvl 5 | HP: 18/20 | Armor: Wait, what? | XP: 3/12 | Toe Eaten?: Nope | Bodies: 4/5 |Power: 3

I...don't...even....


Male Goblin Skirmisher 1 [7XP]/ 18|20 HP/Javelins 2/ Damage d6/ Armor 3/Followers 3

I love how my presence in the game is leading to goblin-spider hybrids. It's a fun little playbook, built mostly for jumping, using webbing, and poisoning. Also uses a mechanic that requires you to inject and drain sustenance from living victims. You know, spider things.

Might make an interesting choice for one of the multiclass abilities.

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