Corsario's Jade Regent (Inactive)

Game Master Corsario

Oh gods...

We're doomed...

Everyone, I apologize. I really, really apologize.

Hi guys! We're from the Inner Sea! We brought trade goods, and GOBLINS!!! You're welcome!

Actually, as soon as I realized that Irnk was taking control, I knew that the best and most fun way for it to end would be to have the goblins follow in the caravan. I think it would be awesome! If and only if our dear GM does not make them all into suicidal maniacs and if they are willing to listen to Irnk's advices.

Anyway, will write one more post that should infuriate Irnk later tonight.

Edit: level 7 feat: everyone takes leadership and picks a goblin.

That may be, but right now, to a certain degree, Sybil is acting more like a 'dwarf' than she is like 'Sybil'.

Humm, I am curious to know what you mean by that! If you have any pointers as to how you think Sybil should act, tell me, I would be quite interested. Even more so since you play Irnk so well!

Hi guys! We're from the Inner Sea! We brought trade goods, and GOBLINS!!! You're welcome!

Fortunately, the Dragon Empires already have Goblins. Or at least Goblinoids...

Irnk, Prodigal of Old Deadeye wrote:

That may be, but right now, to a certain degree, Sybil is acting more like a 'dwarf' than she is like 'Sybil'.

Humm, I am curious to know what you mean by that! If you have any pointers as to how you think Sybil should act, tell me, I would be quite interested. Even more so since you play Irnk so well!

Yeah...

*Of course, if she was raised in a traditional Dwarf community, she probably does know that genocide against Goblinoids is entirely acceptable behavior for Dwarfs...

ahhhh I get it. Humm, only time shall teach you about her past!

To think the only reason she dislikes him is because he called her a male dwarf.

Oh guards, I am just a wandering bouncer, these goblins took me hostage...I'll walk away now.

I doubt Avan is that good at lying though...

Gutwad's head is actually in reference to this:

Things seem to be escalating but are interrupted when the door swings open with a crack. Standing in the entrance is Sheriff Belor Hemlock, he scans the room, eyes finally settling on the two customers. Seeing him the local man immediately apologizes and retakes his seat. Ameiko and Sandru pause their conversation and turn to the door.

”Gentleman.... And ladies," He says tipping his hat to the room. "It's come to my attention that there is an issue that has cropped up with some goblins.” He walks over to Ameiko and hands her a scroll. “Ameiko, I figured I'd give your customers the first kick at the can on this... Sandpoint has reinstated a bounty on goblins. That's 10 gp for every relatively fresh goblin ear delivered to the town hall... with an additional reward of 300 gp for the group who can bring in the head of the Licktoads’ leader, Chief Gutwad."

I had forgotten. Sybil will still never allow Irnk to cash in the reward, probably no one actually.

Less for the 'reward' per se, than the fact that if they value his death that much (he's damn near literally worth more than all the others put together), showing the people of Sandpoint that Gutwad is dead should be worth convincing them that others aren't worth going after.
And if not, he intends to rub their noses in the fact that they really are just as vicious & savage as they say the Goblins are.

Alright, can't wait to play this. Is everyone else also enjoying our new recruits or are you all bored by conversations about goblin safety?

Note: I am ready to fast forward to the group getting close to Sandpoint. Sybil should have only one last thing to say before they enter town.

Less for the 'reward' per se.

I lied, slightly. The people of Sandpoint can pony up the cash for his head if it immediately gets spent on wagons, animals & feed to get the surviving Goblins out of town...

Is it just that it's the weekend, or are people waiting for me to put my foot in my mouth again?

The weekend, I think. All of the games I'm in have slowed down to almost nothing since Friday night.

Dammit! That foot is lookin' awefully tasty right now.

lol. I am waiting for everyone to had something and to see if Corsario has anything to write before the group gets to sandpoint.

Sorry I haven't posted. I'll try to do it today, but maybe it will have to wait until tomorrow.

Its just the weekend. We are doing fine; this game jumped from one of my slowest games to one of my most active games when Corsario take over, and so far I am enjoying it even more than before.

^^Same

Thanks

Yep, pretty fun and I do think that expecting posts from everyone on weekends is unrealistic... everyone gets busy weekends!

Get better Irnk!

edit: Well... I don't want to order you around so: hope you get better soon!

Yeah Irnk, get better soon!

How far out from Sandpoint are we?

Like 10 minutes... almost there

Sorry Guys but I work on weekends so I'm very slow on them....

I am enjoying the game so far.

I am glad you are liking it. This weekend I was very slow too.

It wasn't a big deal. We got some needed roleplay out of the way that was important for character development.

Still feverishly achey. Corsario, would you not me for a bit? Sybil's ideas sound good, Irnk will follow them.

I will, take rest!
We will keep you goblins safe! :P

Sorry, I can't post at the moment (Month's end processes running). I'll do it ASAP.

Ok, status information.
- Good news: I am handling out ok even without reliable home internet, and it seems like a land-line broadband internet is in the horizon.
- Bad news: (For my gaming, anyway). I got promoted (no pay raise, but yes recognition!), so I am taking over more responsibilities and facing some learning curve.
- Bad news: Health issues at home. Not me, but will take some time for my part.
- Good news: I am not going anywhere. I love our game, I love your characters, I love the history. I am here for the long run.
- Bad news: Lot of reading pending on the Adventure Path.

So:
- I need to be more organized and efficient.
- I will need to ease off a little bit with the posting.
- I need to find a way to deal with all the characters which is quick, but at the same time gives you all a change show your stuff. Make it fun for you as well as me.

I'll try to post in the afternoon.

Thank you for the head's up. Congratulations on the promotion.

Congrats on the job! From my point of view, you don't have to give each player feedback so often, so no problem. I shall be patient, plus it will give us time to do what we do so well, RP.

For dealing with each characters, in combat, this can be solved by only posting when each player as posted their action (suggesting that everyone will be more likely to post contingency actions).

Congrats Corsario! Hopefully your new job won't be too stressful! As far as expediting the game to make it easier, we will all figure out the best way together.

Congratulations on the promotion, recognition is always important as it usually leads to higher salaries in the future :)

I hope things improve at home, and I am glad that you are enjoying your time with us, so don't worry we'll wait, and as Sybil said this gives us more time to RP.

Congrats on being Promoted!
Hope things get better for you at home.

We'll still here and We'll work something out as we go along.

Sorry for not posting today, will be doing that tomorow morning.

You aren't the only one who mastered the ancient style of "Foot in Mouth" Irnk.

They are tasty, aren't they?

Sorry if my portrayal of Sheriff Hemlock is not the same as with you last DM, but I play him as I see him, a no-nonsense Shoanti that doesn't like Goblins to begin with, much less in groups trying to get into Sandpoint.

I like this portrayal of Hemlock.

Avan's going to go look for Shalelu, I know chances of finding her are low but he resolved that solving this matter can only be done by her, as he doubts anyone in the town would stand up for the goblins, and ironically the one who has been killing them for a while now will...talk about complicated solutions.

Sorry for the lack of posts... It's the Fourth of July weekend and I manage a grocery store, so you can imagine the level of busy I'm at. Lol. Feel free to bot Apex, or assume she's nervously fidgeting while all this is going on. :)

My suspicion is that we've effectively got a three-day weekend in terms of posting activity. My own job allows me way too much opportunity to while away the hours online. It also normally starts on Saturday, so of course, what is for everyone else 'down time', is effectively my 'up time'...

That's usually the same for me. Holidays throw everything off though. I'll try to get a post up tonight after I get off.

Have a happy 4th!

Well the situation never amounted us a lot of options to be honest, Avan knew it was a bad idea to bring the goblins to Sandpoint, so at this point I'll guess he'll wait for the mayor to show up. Can't say I am expecting a happy ending...

I posted and Happy 4th to everybody though I myself don't celebrate it, different country and all.

Galford will try as he's still hurting from the death of a close friend and thus will try too avoid bloodshed as mush as possible.

Thanks for he happy fourth wishes guys, though this weekend is probably one of the worst for me work wise, lol. I'll have a post up later, now I'm only able to read what's going on. I'm enjoying the complex situation we've found ourselves in. :)

@Irnk: Or Sybil/I are really bad at reading people, however well they are played.