P2E Haikus

[Artificial 20]

Pathfinder playtest.

Ten years has been a long time.

Will one feel longer?

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Roll a D20.

Four results can now occur.

The fun is doubled.

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Full attacks are gone.

Finally we may move on.

Close the 10-foot gap.

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You get bonus spells.

"I get Colour Spray at-will?!"

It does not say that.

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It goes A, B, C.

Ancestry, Background and Class.

Simple mnemonic.

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Did you enjoy these?

Why not post your own haiku.

Forum rules apply.

[Ryan Freire]

PC goblins are
Literally the devil
the game is ruined

Only Lawful Good?
Alignment is a shackle
Control Freaks Get Out!

Goblin Paladins
Sarenrae likes fire too right?
Drizzt has been reborn

[1of1]

Birth of bright glory
Winter waking on the rise
Shining is your crown

Your path uncertain
Lifted high by hopeful hands
Will you find your way?

Expectation looms
Inheritor that you are
Can you best the past?

The tides are turning
It sings of change on the wind
In the changing leaves

Your court split in twain
It's care can be quite careless
Is the magic gone?

Your parents guide you
Showing you the path they forged
Mettle tested long

They will show you love
To hear beauty in the song
As you paint your tale

Your cradle rocks now
And your fate is yours to judge
Know that this is grave

Can you be perfect?
It will take a lot of work
To find your own place

So let your dreams soar
As many roads lay ahead
Now, I wish you luck

[Artificial 20]

Two-weapon fighting.

Don't punish me for moving.

You should be mobile.

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Is Paizo thick-skinned?

Two words: Natural Armour.

As much as it takes.

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Want to hear a joke?

Goblin walks into a bar.

Roll initiative.

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Look at 1of1.

Writing a beautiful post.

That was inspiring.

[ElSilverWind]

Promoted to Core.
Two Blogs About Alchememy?!
“Alchemist Bias”.

[Catharsis]

Allow me to dream
Sorcerers should blast at will
Like Kineticists

Help me distinguish
The good DMs from bad ones
O anathema

Is Dexterity
A viable combat stat
Also for non-Rogues?

I freely admit
My songs have an agenda
Shelyn forgive me

[Catharsis]

Are Limericks acceptable too?

There one was a man named Jack Vance
Whose frustrating spellcasting plans
Annoyed countless mages —
From PF2's pages
to purge it we now have the chance.

[Artificial 20]

Catharsis wrote:

Are Limericks acceptable too?

There one was a man named Jack Vance
Whose frustrating spellcasting plans
Annoyed countless mages —
From PF2's pages
to purge it we now have the chance.

Limericks, you say?

Archetype of a haiku.

I'm happy with that.

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New encumbrance rules.

Literally buy in bulk!

Talk about good saves.

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How to kill dragons.

Paralysis while flying.

New falling damage.

[Artificial 20]

Start of a new week.

Full of possibilities.

Where is the next blog?

[Catharsis]

I must say, I find it quite baffling
That this shy, quiet lad with the staff-sling
Should carry the onus
Of Charisma as bonus
Give Wisdom instead to the Halfling!

[1of1]

My heart is your sleeve
Held in hand or over skin
Please, stay safe master.

You rub me with oil
You check my bindings and fit
I will halt all blows

Don my form, old friend
We have adventures yet left
I will see us though

[Mekkis]

End of an era
It was good while it lasted
Crying will not help

[Artificial 20]

I put on armour.

It helped save me from danger.

Can you imagine?

[SteelGuts]

Hearth full of hope
Mind in doubt
Will they succeed?

A green skin
A cruel smile in the dark
Goblins PCs really?

Martials are boring
Magic is awesome
Is the old the new?

Cleric are good.
Cleric are good.
Cleric are good.

[Catharsis]

Those are not haikus
Count the syllables per line:
Five, seven, and five.

I do agree, though
Clerics are sources of fun
Cannot wait to play

[Hmm]

Today I’m perplexed
No posters have left me vexed
I found poetry

[sadie]

Spreadsheets, projections,
Quadratic simulations
In service to pencil

[HWalsh]

All is right once more,
Paladins stay lawful good,
Evil was thwarted.

[OCEANSHIELDWOLPF 2.0]

Mages in armor
I might want to play one now
Swordstaff and bucklerblast

Alchemistress, speak
Mutatem mutandis or
Healing and lobs of fire

Complex and streamlined
Wide open the options are
more than ever before

Golarion'd full
Though 'tis but a dusting so
Freed can be all our worlds

[OCEANSHIELDWOLPF 2.0]

Not seeing the paladin threads
I tripped, and found myself dead
A good necromancer raised me
ghouls and skeletons praised me
Apparently making the non-evil-undead-threads see red and attack me with a brutal pedantic pitchfork of legacy-breaking hatred

[QuidEst]

PF1’s playtest
Sounds overpowered and long
They had to cut stuff

PF2’s playtest
Seems like classes are weaker
Start small and then grow

[Catharsis]

Though I do hunger
To discuss the Paladin
The thread is too long

Verbal-only spells
Go well with a sword and shield
Good design choices

I shall smite thee, foe
Though I know not the details
I shall smite thee, foe

[Artificial 20]

Thoughts on paladins?

Feeling bad for Friday's blog.

Tough act to follow.

[1of1]

Oh, my sweet end game
You unreachable star, you
Wishes so distant

[rainzax]

Throw away your books
Old already they become
Young yet is this game

[sadie]

Can I come out yet?
Have all the Paladins gone?
They're so chaotic...

[Catharsis]

Open, press, raise the shield
No more monotonous rounds
I applaud the choice

[Pet Store of Holding]

New familiars:
A new avatar is formed
Out of excitement.

Core familiars,
Freeform friends for wizards?
Penguins in core?

Gnome Familiars!
A rabbit for a fighter!
Good swimmer sometimes...

New familiars:
Best improvement yet revealed?
Can't wait for August!

[1of1]

Shears trim skillfully.
Drowning in the shallow end.
Where is the bottom?

[sadie]

AM BARBARIAN
AM HAPPY BARBARIAN
HAVE PRETTY TOTEM.