GM DSP presents Crown's Reach! (Inactive)

Game Master Darksmokepuncher

The Imperial Dragoons must endeavor to protect the realm of Pollexia for all enemies: both foreign and domestic.


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male 1/2 Elf Sage Sor/Wiz 2 Gestalt
GM DSP wrote:

You can wish for anything you want.

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Shadow Lodge

AWESOME!!

Also, see the recruitment thread. Armen will be joining us soon. roleplay him into the party please.


Female (for now) Human 6 Barbarian

Kayla, if you go down, we can just take the wand off you to heal you back up.

Also, my vote goes toward the two potions of barkskin.


M Human Level 6 Cavalier (Houndmaster)

Does anyone else use a bow besides me? I have a compound that can do decent damage. I can take the silver and/or cold arrows if no one else can use them.


Male Halfling Bard 1 / Rogue 1 (Carnivalist)

Many thanks for the opporunity DSP-- Looking forward to joining in the fun.

be gentle, this is my first PBP!


male 1/2 Elf Sage Sor/Wiz 2 Gestalt
Armen Corrick wrote:

Many thanks for the opporunity DSP-- Looking forward to joining in the fun.

be gentle, this is my first PBP!

Let the hazing begin.

Shadow Lodge

Lol!


M Human Level 6 Cavalier (Houndmaster)

Welcome Armen!


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

Be gentle? I'll try. :)

Welcome to the fun.


Female (for now) Human 6 Barbarian
Kayla Adrianas wrote:
Be gentle?

Yeah, with those Fuzzy Masterwork Manacles.


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

Hush you, or else Brynn will be her next target for those manacles. :P

Shadow Lodge

I don't think burly Brynn's big toe would even fit in those. Much less anything else...

*blushes* Oh my...nevermind...


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

Shame on you DSP. :P

So, how big is Brynn?

On another topic....what are we doing that is so damn amusing in that other game?

Shadow Lodge

I don't know. I think this guy is opposite of all other humans...

Why shame? You make kinky and/or sexy jokes all the time!

Brynn is huge...His player is not so much.

*not talking about male parts here. merely stature. Any inferences are made by and are the sole resposibility of the recipient of this missive.*


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

Yeah, he seems to be a very strange person.

It's true, I do. Still gonna make fun of you when you do it though. :)

I was actually inquiring about his stature rather than specific parts. I like 'em big. It's why my husband is almost a foot taller than me.


Female (for now) Human 6 Barbarian

DSP has funny jokes.


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

Well then, I would like to hear more of DSP's funny jokes.

And Brynn, feel free to share some funny jokes about DSP. :)


Male Halfling Bard 1 / Rogue 1 (Carnivalist)

RPG Rule #1:

Don't mock the gamemaster. He can summon pointy rocks to fall on your head.

Shadow Lodge

^

I like this guy!


male 1/2 Elf Sage Sor/Wiz 2 Gestalt
Armen Corrick wrote:

RPG Rule #1:

Don't mock the gamemaster. He can summon pointy rocks to fall on your head.

Player to DM: " Yo momma."

Dm to player: "And a balor appears, hands you a dress and says 'put it on.'"

Shadow Lodge

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Player to DM: "This deal is getting worse all the time!"

DM to player: "I have altered the deal, pray I do not alter it any further."


male 1/2 Elf Sage Sor/Wiz 2 Gestalt
GM DSP wrote:

Player to DM: "This deal is getting worse all the time!"

DM to player: "I have altered the deal, pray I do not alter it any further."

Extra nerd points for you.

Shadow Lodge

YAY!


Male Elf Monk 2/Ninja 4

Sorry for the delay in posting. Was at Best Buy turning in old games. Holy crap I made out like a BANDIT.

Sczarni

Male Human

So you're paying off you car and moving to Washinton finally?

*Looks expectantly!*


Male Elf Monk 2/Ninja 4

...... Well, I guess Best Buy gift card kinda does help in that regard as I don't have to pay actual money for games now.

Shadow Lodge

And who, pray tell, is holding the gun to your head so that you HAVE TO buy games...

...cuz I'll kill 'em!


Male Halfling Bard 1 / Rogue 1 (Carnivalist)

It's almost November! That month in and of itself is a yearly video game shake-down to the tune of somewhere between 150 and 250 USD


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

*sigh* Boys and their games.

Is this what I have to look forward to when mine get older?

Shadow Lodge

Absolutely.


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

I should have had girls instead.

Shadow Lodge

YOU LOVE IT AND YOU KNOW IT!


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

*sigh* It's true. I was such a tomboy growing up I wouldn't know what to do with girls.


male 1/2 Elf Sage Sor/Wiz 2 Gestalt
Kayla Adrianas wrote:
*sigh* It's true. I was such a tomboy growing up I wouldn't know what to do with girls.

I have the same result, different source. ;-)


M Human Level 6 Cavalier (Houndmaster)

November is hell-month on the wallet thanks to all those video games. But this year I'm employeed a bit differently than before (designer for an actual video game firm rather than at a university) so I might actually be able to write some of those video game expenses off this time. Yay!


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

lol Cecil :)


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

Alrighty DSP dear, your turn to fail a will save in the other game. So far people have rolled a 6 a 2 and a 1.

Shadow Lodge

I'm a pretty cool guy and I doesn't afraid of anything!


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

Pooh, I wanted to hear you scream like a little girl. :(


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

Speaking of screaming like a little girl, nothing like unexpected scratching sounds coming from above you in the middle of the night to freak you out a bit.

Finally got a fussy and teething little one back to sleep at almost 3 in the damn morning and there is something in the damn attic. We've had squirrels up there before but it sounds bigger than that now. Either there is a really big ass squirrel up there or a raccoon found it's way in. Probably wants to hibernate up there for the winter or something. :(


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

And he is awake again.


Male Elf Monk 2/Ninja 4

Sing him "Soft Kitty"


What it says on the tin; Caffiene addict 20
Shinami Genbu wrote:
Sing him "Soft Kitty"

+1


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

Does teething count as being sick?

Also, you guys are great. :)

Shadow Lodge

Teething counts.

Also, depending on your parenting style...

...you could dip your finger in 1 part whiskey 2 parts water and rub it on the baby's gums. It won't intoxicate them or anything and it numbs the pain a bit. Good for when everyone needs to sleep.


Male Halfling Bard 1 / Rogue 1 (Carnivalist)

If nothing else, this proves once again that alcohol is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

I've thought about doing that since the baby oragel doesn't seem to be working all that great for him and I never get enough sleep with everything.

Also, are you and Brynn roommates or something?


male 1/2 Elf Sage Sor/Wiz 2 Gestalt
GM DSP wrote:

Teething counts.

Also, depending on your parenting style...

...you could dip your finger in 1 part whiskey 2 parts water and rub it on the baby's gums. It won't intoxicate them or anything and it numbs the pain a bit. Good for when everyone needs to sleep.

Mom was out of whiskey, so she made me a white Russian in my bottle.


Female Aasimar Cleric / 1

That was all one of my ex's ever drank. He'd make it in one of those giant 64 oz mugs he got at convenience stores and everyone called it his Russian army.

Shadow Lodge

Kayla Adrianas wrote:


Also, are you and Brynn roommates or something?

Yes.

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