GM Batpony PFS We be Goblins too (Inactive)

Game Master Batpony

As the ogre opens the door, she is met with a flurry of attacks, leading her to retreat deeper into her room. You hear a window breaking. The ogre you just set your eyes on clearly can't be Pa Munchmeat, she's too fragile, and much too weak...

There is a trapdoor on F that leads to the owlbear nest, it's clearly visible on this side of the room, but you guys didn't notice it from the bottom.

Poog was too interested in watching the goblins kill a ferret that he didn't bother with the whatever was at the door. Poog will move forward and if presented with an enemy will channel negative energy.

Reta will scour the living room. GIVE ME ALL THE GOODIES!!!

perception: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (16) + 11 = 27

Damn my perception roll!

Chuffy heads into the room where the orge came from, looking around for any traps or goodies (and also wondering where she ran to)

perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19

A huge, bloodstained table sits in the center of this filthy kitchen, and to the south lies a heap of furs arranged in the rough approximation of a mattress. The place reeks of rotten meat from numerous poorly executed taxidermy projects that lie scattered around the room, including partially stuffed pigs, birds, bobcats, and even a goblin body with a mass of bloody straw and sticks protruding from its neck instead of a head.

No other creature is around. You find on the body of the dead goblin, a +1 shadow studded leather armor.

As you rummage through her stuff, you here some footsteps, at a running pace directly above you, directionally from the East to the West.

Chuffy, upon hearing the running footsteps above him, realises that the orgress must have retreated to fetch Pa Munchmeat. He shouts to the others "Getin ready! Da orgres is com!" Chuffy then quickly attempts to hide himself amidst the taxidermy projects

For comedy purposes I would imagine he is standing and putting his head where the headless goblin is. And possibly a bonus to my check? =P Not sure where that is on the map so just put him wherever is appropriate

stealth: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (20) + 18 = 38

Reta starts hiding amongst the stuffed pigs because of her large head and stealths as well.

stealth: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 30

With expert hiding skills, the goblins blend seamlessly into their surroundings with guidance from Reta and Chuffy. After 1 minute, nothing happens. After 5 minutes, nothing happens. A whole 10 mins has now gone with nothing happening.

Would give you points for rping! But clearly nothing is happening. Hehe.

Reta starts looking for a way to go upstairs. MUST FIND BAD OGRE!

perception: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (17) + 11 = 28

It's pretty evident from inside the house, there is no stairs to go up. Also based on the layout of the farm house, the room you are currently in is right under the roof. It's safe the assume the Ogre climbs up the walls to get upstairs.

Of course. When both Reta and I roll nat 20's nothing happens...and no wonder...Batpony stop mixing up between orcs and orges!! I kept wondering where the orcs were when that old goblin lady first brought it up

After the prolonged period of silence, Chuffy starts to get bored and restless. He exits from his hiding spot and looks around "Pa Munchmeat and da orgress musta waiting for us upsies. Hmm..."

Chuffy swaps his current armor for the armor that the headless goblin is wearing Anyone wants a slightly stinky and dirty +1 studded leather armor?, then ponders the best next move. He holds a hand out to stop Reta from rushing upstairs immediately and whispers "Heysa guys, howsabout instead wesa rushing up, wesa burn da house and makesa them comes out?"

"That sounds like a great idea Chuffy! Den me can cast my shieldy thing on you can Reta so you can slice em up with the dog slicers!

Mogmurch perks right up when arson is mentioned. "YES! WE BURN OGRES FROM HIDING!" He then gleefully begins preparing his flasks of alchemist's fire. "Reta, Chuffy, you smash furniture! Make kindling sticks! Ahahahaha!"

I will proceed with burning down the house. Four flasks of alchemist's fire should do it.

i can also help with the flaming dogslicer

GOOD FUN!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!! FIRE!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHA, SOMEONE GRAB THE PIGGY
Reta will start breaking apart the furniture in the room and set the dead animals on fire with the flaming dogslicer

"Uh...guys, maybe wesa be outside the house when we burn da house? Letsa go Squeely."

While the others are busy setting the place on fire, Chuffy brings Squeely outside. He applies poison unto his crossbow bolts, finds a suitable place to hide and gets ready for the imminent attack.

stealth: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (20) + 18 = 38

readied action to attack the first orge to appear. Will there be a new map for this?

Yeah, new map will be updated when I get access to computer. You may assume one free round while the ogre emerge from the fire. I'm going to assume no one is Flat-footed as everyone is expecting an imminent attack

The golbins devise a brilliant scheme, and Mogmurch using his masterful knowldge of fire, they start to burn the farmhouse. As you burn the house down, the Ogre known as Pa Munchmeat emerges from the flames!He seems unscathed from the flames but his daughter Guffy, is nowhere in sight.

Round 1
Everyone can post their free round actions, and bold may additionally post round 1, Pa is only around at round 1

Mogmurch,Reta,Chuffy,Squealy
Pa
Poog

Reta will start shooting at the ogre with the fire arrows she has. DIE MUCHMEAT DIE!!!!

attack: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (9) + 15 = 24
damage: 1d4 + 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (3) + 1 + (3) = 7

attack: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (2) + 15 = 17
damage: 1d4 + 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (2) + 1 + (2) = 5

SUCK ARROWS!!

No flat footed? Aw man.

Chuffy takes aim and shoots Pa Munchmeat as he emerges from the flames. "Biggies no burnies! Wesa needs ta use not-burnies on biggies! Gets him Squeely!"
Free round actions
attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 19
light crossbow: 1d8 ⇒ 6
poison: 1d2 ⇒ 2

1st round
attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (14) + 8 = 22
light crossbow: 1d8 ⇒ 5
poison: 1d2 ⇒ 2

While reloading, mindful that he has only seen one orge so far, Chuffy keeps a watchful eye out for any other surprises.
perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16

Map is updated! Also since this is the last battle, please confirm the PFS ID you guys want to assign this game to, if you guys don't make any changes I'll assume you want to assign it as per the discussion thread.

Hey GM, I've sic'ed Squeely on Pa Munchmeat, you'll be botting the piggy right?

Mogmurch chugs an extract and readies a bomb for any ogres leaving the burning shack.

Once Pa Munchmeat appears Mogmurch hurls a bomb at him!

Drinking shield extract, tossing a bomb.
Bomb: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15
Damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (1, 4) + 2 = 7

Poog will take his Surprise round to cast Shield of Faith on Reta.

The Goblins with their tactical prowess seem to get the better hand of Pa! Buddy's arrows hit him square in his fat body, Reta gets his first arrow in and second wide while Mogmurch bombs blow right in his face. But it seems whatever fire damages just bounce off him.

Pa fortitude: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (14) + 10 = 24

Squealy on the other hand is enraged by seeing Pa, with flames in his eyes he charges to him. And hammers him right in the gutter.

Squealy,charge,rage: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 231d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Round 1/2
Bold may post
Mogmurch
Pa -21hp
Reta,Poog,Squely,Chuffy.

I didn't get to act in round 1 as I'm at the bottom of the order. When my turn is up, I'm going to cast shield of faith on Chuffy

Yea, round 1 isn't over, waiting for Mogmurchs round 1 action, then Pa, then yours. Just organized it that way as it's easy for me to track. Also do you know which id you want to assign the chronicle? I'm preparing the sheets now.

I did mine, that's what the bomb was.

I so thought that I had done that, sorry! Let's put it on my -3. Also, Poog's action is going to be casting, so you can advance the combat.

Pa takes a stepback and immediately does some mumbo jumbo magic!
Alrighty, Pa is taking a 1 round action to cast a spell, feel free to make a spellcraft check

Round 2! Bold may go
Squealy,Chuffy,Reta,Mogmurch
Pa -21hp
Poog

Since the fire didn't seem to faze him much, Mogmurch switches tacks. "Fire may not burn, but acid will sizzle!"

Move action to grab vial
Standard action to throw acid vial
Acid!: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (20) + 8 = 28
Confirm: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27
Damage: 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (4, 1) + 4 = 9

Chuffy fires his crossbow whilst yelling "Get him Squeely!"

attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16
light crossbow: 1d6 ⇒ 6

Reta will go up and start slashing with the flaming dogslicer. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19
damage: 1d4 + 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (1) + 1 + (5) = 7

Squealy, Bite, charge: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 151d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
Concentration, Acid DC21: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (14) + 7 = 21
Concentration, Reta DC13: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16

I did not expect that!
The goblins and their new found pet again try to synchronize their attacks , but not so brilliantly this time. The Acid hurt Pa tremendously but everyones attack was lacklustre. Only Reta's attack hit but with poor damage as Pa's skin is immune to fire at the time.
Pa completes his spell and summons some rats!

Swarm attack dmg Squealy,Reta: 1d6 ⇒ 1
Pa then steps back and cast charm animal on the pig!
AoO,Squealy: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 151d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
Grey box is the rats, I believe Squealy gets a AoO, don't think the swarm affects this, am I right?
Squealy Will: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
And Squealy falls right for the bait, causing him to turn a little more hostile to his Goblin comrades! Looks like things just got heated for the Goblins!

Bold may post.
Round 2
Poog -1hp
Round 3
Reta -3hp
Chuffy
Mogmurch
Squealy -1hp
Pa Munchmeat -32hp
Rats
Poog

"Squeely? NOOOO!!!!!" Angered, Chuffy fires off another bolt at Pa Munchmeat, then rummages through his belongings to retrieve his bottle of "no-see-mesa"
Using the move action to retrieve my potion of invisibility

attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 19
light crossbow: 1d6 ⇒ 5

Reta will start chopping at the rats. all the while shouting KILL THE FAT ONE!!! SILLY ANIMALS ARE MINE!!

attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (15) + 7 = 22
damage: 1d4 + 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (3) + 1 + (5) = 9

you guys should focus on the ogre at the moment. i can tank the rats for awhile but a heal would be nice at some points

Poog steps forward "Sorry Squeally, but rem rats gotta die, and you in da way. Reta kill fatty mcfatpants, I get rem rats."

Poog casts burning hands DC 13 on a 15' cone that will hit two squares of the swarm.

dmg: 3d4 ⇒ (4, 2, 3) = 9

Area effects deal 50% extra damage to swarms.

And so, the Goblins again muster their strength, This time Reta and Poog skilfully remove the threat of the rats! And Chuffy's arrow knocks Pa right in the gut.

reflex,Squealy: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Meanwhile, poor squealy gets caught in the crossfire and is knocked out!

Bold may post.

Round 3
Reta -3hp
Chuffy
Mogmurch
Squealy(Unconcious) -6hp -4/10
Pa Munchmeat -37hp
Poog -1hp

Mogmurch cackles, "More acid! Ahahahaha!" He grabs another flask and hurls it at the ogre.

Move action to grab flask
Standard action to throw at ogre
More Acid!: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12
Damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8

The ogre gets furious as he is constantly hurt by acid. "Imma Keeeeel yu"
move action draw spear and std attack on Reta

Spear: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (14) + 8 = 221d8 + 7 + 1d6 ⇒ (3) + 7 + (2) = 12

Round 3
Poog -1
Round 4
Reta -15
mogmurch
chuffy
Squealy
Pa -45

Poog moves within range of Reta "You no hurt us big fatty fatso lard butt!" Poog casts CMW on Reta

Heal: 2d8 + 3 ⇒ (5, 6) + 3 = 14

Mogmurch takes up his chieftan's chant and prepares another acid vial. "Big fatty fatso lard butt! Big fatty fatso lard butt! Big fatty fatso lard butt!"

Still More Acid!: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10
Damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

Chuffy gulps down his potion of "no-see-mesa", and quietly makes his way to Pa Munchmeat, drawing his dogslicer ready to lay some hurt to the big fatty fatso lard butt who messed with the wrong goblins (and Squeely!)

Reta will take another swing at Munchmeat DIE FATTY DIE!!

attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (11) + 7 = 18
damage: 1d4 + 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (3) + 1 + (2) = 6

And so, with the acid splash, (Boo his low touch AC 10) Pa fears he has taken too much damage for him to survive. Reta attempts to move in to deliver the final blow but he manages to somehow narrowly avoid that, with his last breath Pa immediately turns himself into a giant bat and attempts to escape the Goblin's fury of butt hurting.

And I'm going to end the scenario here! As it makes no difference now if you kill him or not. Thanks everyone, it was a good learning experience for me and also very fun! Hope you guys had fun too, I'll provide the chronicles shortly.

And so the heroes find left behind by the Goblin, a flaming sphere, some cheap armor, more fire gourds and a wand of cure light wounds which they proceed to use to revive their new friend Squealy.

Satisfied with their victory and their spoils of wars, the Goblin Chieftain and his crew of not so merry men, return to the birdcruncher tribes and tell them stories of their anti heroic tales of pillage and death to Hogs, and become the greatest goblins of all time...

What...Chuffy was gonna sneak attack him too...oh well. GG guys