(The magical ice linnorm hide armor of the mighty human barbarian Rothgar the Mighty stretches thin as his muscular arms strain to lift up the mighty artefact hammer "Stormbringer" yet the hammer does not budge)
Armored War Ogre: Hahahaha! Puny man can't even pick up hammer!
Rothgar: IF ROTHGAR CANNOT HIT YOU WITH HAMMER THEN ROTHGAR SHALL HIT HAMMER WITH YOUUUUU!
(Rothgar grabs a completely surprised Ogre, lifts the monster up, then proceeds to repeatedly BASH it's deformed skull against Stormbringer over and over again)