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Paizo really really is slacking in the bearded female dwarf avatar selection.

No!

If you're actually b!@$@~! insane, is it really trolling?

It's not really trolling until you are.

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

yellowdingo wrote:

Rubbish. Defamatory Statement: 'you're a b%##!~% insane internet troll'

Yeah, but......uh.....how does that harm your reputation?

Like......does this mean that nobody's ever going to take you seriously again?

Well it is defamatory to b%##!~% insane internet trolls out there.

...f%~# if I care....

hey. it got 2 votes. I wonder if yellowdingo's ma?....naaaaaaaah.

That's a true pity, because your epic troll run was the most fascinating thing that's happened to any of us this month.
I just hope I live long enough to tell my grandchildren about it.

Has your mom voted for any of these things? They all have 1 vote.
I'm starting to realize that you don't have any ideas.

It isn't just Monsanto.

But yeah the "owning people" addendum is all the 'Dingos.

If you took a dump, though, and some special genetic corn kernels were in there, though,.....they could sue your arse.

He might be on to something.

He's jealous of our awesomeness. It's sad really.

Ralph Pootawn wrote:

Mouthy Troll wrote:

I nominate we chip in to build a statue of George Washington pissing in a Loyalist's face for downtown Darwin. Who's with me?

I think Charles Darwin getting funky with a dodo bird would be cute.

Oddly enough the statue of Stuart the explorer was eaten by drunken dingos.

They should do something about that dingo problem.

I nominate we chip in to build a statue of George Washington pissing in a Loyalist's face for downtown Darwin. Who's with me?

I think Charles Darwin getting funky with a dodo bird would be cute.

"Insidious" makes it sound intelligible. I think "ludicrous" is a better adjective here.

Either that or my "THIS! IS! SPAAAARTAAAAA!" ravenings generated some interest.

See? I really did make this thread.

Looks like his mom voted for it now.

As HL Mencken once said: "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."

No way; we can feed, clothe, and like shelter 3 billion more people.

We just need to build Yellowdingo's refurbished semi trailer megacity on Antarctica, and one hundred million big ass windmills.

Now I'm gonna go sign that petition.

Who's with me!!!!!!

THIS!!! IS!!!! SPAAAAAAARTAAAAAA!!!

It's not really a lie; kinda like that drop bear thing. I mean, everybody knew it was a lie....

petition to recognize all women as US citizens

woah. he got 2 votes.

Ralph Pootawn wrote:

yellowdingo wrote:

Oh heathy...

Don't even try it.

This thread was nigh unreadable until I got here.

Now even Barack Obama is spraying his keyboard with nose milk.

That's it. I'm giving to two your own sitcom. You'll be roommates sharing an unbelievably spacious pad in Manhattan, have jobs that pay you a salary you could only find on tv, wacky neighbors,quirky girlfriends, the whole shebang.

"Newman!!!"

His mom still didn't sign the petition.

sounds like a no brainer to me

before I got here.

Ralph Pootawn wrote:

yellowdingo wrote:

Oh heathy...

Don't even try it.

This thread was nigh unreadable until I got here.

Now even Barack Obama is spraying his keyboard with nose milk.

What ever do you mean?

I put threads on the map, playa.

Oh heathy...

Don't even try it.

This thread was nigh unreadable until I got here.

Now even Barack Obama is spraying his keyboard with nose milk.

My mom didn't play Dungeons and Dragons, but she damn sure plunked down $2.50 for my Gaming Mag I made in 8th grade.

Least she could do is vote for your little petition thing.

Dude. Your mom didn't even vote for your petition.

He won't even get a response like the cool Death Star petition.
Now, THERE was a goofy White House site petition maker who knew how to do it right.

Try to petition to have the Prime Directive from Star Trek added as an amendment to the US Constitution instead. You might get some actual praaaaaaaafit that way.

she's hawt.

I troll harder.

.........somebody's sister likes trolls?........

In cun thievable!!!

Dis ish wut I wantsh fuh mu@#$%^$%%ing Crishmish, dish yoww.

Beaver Cleaver wrote:

gee, wally!

Sweetie, it's time to go back in the cage.

watches

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I believe you should also report it to the police as found, but if nobody claims it - Merry Christmas!

I lost a ring.

Jobbie Duke wrote:

Och, man up lad!

I would. But SHE keeps my man up parts in her purse.

Thernt nuff room in a purse for my Bo Diddlys!

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