You Got Mal - Malcolm and Inara are flung back in time to the days of AOL, hilarity ensues.
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Joke (a guy walks into a bar, and gets what he f%#@ing deserves)
Joer - Two guys compete to see who is the more average Joe.
Dr. Strangelov - A Moscow surgeon gets into a sever car accident, involving a bear and a tank, and ends up unlocking his mystical potential in this totally original, non-knock-off story.
The Cruise of La Llorona (a tormented Mexican housewife chooses to vent her marital frustrations by driving a sports car along the coast, instead of murder-suicide)
The Con Jurying - Paranormal investigators turned jury-riggers.
Jubanji: a Caribbean tale of voodoo, banjos and bungie jumping!
The Invisible Ban-I am telling you he's a ghost so you have an excuse to not see that movie.
Tangoed (Rapunzel lets her hair out...on a romantic vacation getaway to South America! AYYYYY-yai-yai-yai-yai!!!)
Lack Widow - Where's Natasha?!
The Invisible Tan - Did you really go to Cancun, or did you just Photoshop those pics?
The Evil Deal - Bruce Campbell fights shifty film executives!
The Last UNICRON (a technomagical eco-fable in which a ragtag band of giant robots attempt to reconcile the conservation of an endangered species with the conservation of everything else)
Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Adness - The Master of the Mystical Arts must face an army of ad executives from all the alternate timelines created from the MCU's messing with time travel.
Fridge to Terabithia: two kids (one a rich girl and the other a poor boy) are neighbours and they invent a magical world to find some decent food to eat.
Lord of Warp (Nicholas Cage is a black-hearted arms dealer who specializes in super-advanced alien technology)
I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote: Lord of Warp (Nicholas Cage is a black-hearted arms dealer who specializes in super-advanced alien technology) "You mean he PLAYS a black-hearted arms dealer who specializes in super-advanced alien technology."
"I'm not so sure, we ARE talking about Nicholas Cage here."
"D'OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOOO!!!"
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Snowgirls - Santa's Sexy Helpers (Ho Ho Ho, indeed)
Dirty Danzig ("Nobody puts baby in a Corridor")
The Power Dangers Movie
*Starring popular villain: Ivan Booze.*
Sock of Ages - Musical about the epic adventure of a left sock that got lost in the laundry.
The Socky Horror Picture Show.
The Toys from Brazil - Secret plot to take over the Island of Misfit Toys.
Plan's Labyrinth (in a parallel-universe Spain where the Civil War was somehow won by a Stalinist regime, a young girl discovers a very well-organized, if overly-bureaucratic, hidden fantasy-world; 2 eyeballs in one hand + 2 eyeballs in the other hand = 5 eyes on each hand!)
Bran Torino (an aged, forgotten, lonely, and bitter Clint Eastwood just sits in his house all day eating boring cereal)
Groan Torino (like EVIL DEAD, but starring and directed by Clint Eastwood)
Grin Torino (Clint Eastwood's heartful modern fable about overcoming the barriers of age, ethnicity, money, and the law - as a ZANY COMEDY!!!)
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Kant-Man (empowered by the mysterious force known as the Categorical Imperative, a superhero fights crime because it is his logical obligation to do so as a free and rational being)
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Suicide Squid - Navy trained Cephalopods.
Ent-Man (a physicist with the strength and wisdom of an ancient tree spends nearly the whole movie deliberating on whether he should involve himself with the struggles of the shorter-lived superheroes)
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Beatlejuice (Paul and Ringo discover a way to call George and John back from the grave for the ultimate reunion tour - but what happens an undead, ultra-magical John Lennon confronts the dystopian 21st Century...?)
Seal Team Sax - A jazz band is recruited by the special forces for an important mission...
12 Monkees - Life and trials of an overcrowded Monkees cover band
12 Monk Keys - A man goes back in time to collect a series of keys from a radical monastic faction in order to unlock the means to save the future
Iron Mane - An egotistical, but genius, lion develops a power suit after being held in captivity in the totally-not-a-ripoff of a certain origin story
Iron Mane (the ghost of an Ancient Roman soldier haunts his old armor to protect his home and loved ones)
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Iron Mad - Irona goes insane after the Jetsons trade her in for a new model.
The Crinch: A movie about some happy townsfolk that like to enjoy a modern, toned down, subtle Christmas. But they get bothered by an eccentric hermit that loves the holidays (perhaps a little too much).
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Ponder Woman: a lady from the magical island Temiscira studies the Greek philosophers.
Shek (an oni leads a small army of mythical beings in a counterrevolution against the Mickey-Maoists)
Thek(Complete gibberish results when the OPs limitations result in a half changed word.)
Triumph of the Wall (Leni Riefenstahl's lesser-known attempt to glorify the East German regime after the last horse she bet on didn't turn out so well)
Pews of the World - Tom Hanks plays an aging gunslinger that started delivering for churches
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A Lien - The world of past due money collectors.
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Yellow Submariner (Marvel retcons the ethnicity of one of its oldest characters in a totally-not-racist! attempt to pander to the Chinese market)
Den - A family buys a house and tries to move in, but a seemingly intelligent swarm of rats are living in the walls of the den.
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Height Legged Freaks - After the high school basketball team bus crashes into a swamp of toxic sludge, the now 25 foot giants return home to wreck havoc on the populace.
Beg - a kid wishes to be grown up, and it is granted. However, with no skills and no job, life for the now-adult is bleak.
Thirteen going on thirsty: similar to the previous one, except that the kid is a girl and (upon becoming an adult) she constantly needs to drink glasses of water or else she becomes really parched whilst struggling with the consequences of being an adult.
The Day The Darth Stood Still (set between Episodes IV and V, a briefly Death Star-less Lord Vader crash-lands on a troublesome planet and subdues it with the power of Dark-Side psychokinesis alone)
Perth Girls Are Easy (it's a prosperous, bohemian paradise far from most of the world's miseries, so why the hell not???)
This Island Arth (a Bangsian fantasy following The Once And Future King's continued adventures on Avalon, where his forehead grows like the mighty oak)
The Greet Gatsby - Witness the Gilded Age through the eyes of a doorman for the parties of that era
Done - "The Spice can go [CENSORED] itself." The people of Arrakis can't even in this modern retelling of the classic Sci-Fi series for a new generation
Amazon Omen on the Moon (Jeff Bezos reveals the real reason for his trip into space: THE ULTIMATE ACT OF GRAFFITI ADVERTISING!!! *laughs in the rich baritone of Tony Jay*)
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Silence of the Lambos (an overly-maudlin European documentary about the final closing of Italy's luxury sports-car factories)
Silence of the Clams (an unintentionally-horrific Turkish horror film that nevertheless fails to be horrific in any of the ways it was meant to be so; AKA "Turkish SpongeBob")
Silence of the Lamas (a feel-good popcorn-movie, produced by Disney in collaboration with the People's Republic of China, about a heroic super-team of diverse clones saving the world from the evil, hateful, treasonous, blood-drinking Monks of the Mountain)
Lord of the Pings: a movie about the boss of a stereotypical Chinese phone company.
Lord of GWAR - a mockumentary about the inter-galactic raiders that make up the band GWAR
Spider-Man: No Way, Homie - a mock blacksploitation parody of the upcoming MCU film
Silence of the Limbs (A quadriplegic serial-killer??? Now THAT'S a mystery!)
Silence of the Lamps (the moth from the poster finally gets the starring spin-off it deserves!!!)
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Killer Klowns from Pouter Space - Emo sorority sisters paint themselves up to avenge a fallen sister, and no one is innocent.
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