I have problems typing and yes I make typos. Sometimes I'm too tired of them to fix them all.
As long as we are talking old, classic anime. . .
153) Absolom decided to enact the Dominion Tank Police. Hard reset was the only option to stop the property destruction.
Yeah, Brenton was pretty hard to stop when he got going...
154. After decades of ads tge people unanimously voted to move the planwt to an add free universe but didn't tell anyone as they didn't want advertisers following them.
155: its under the bed here somewhere... I'll find it when i clean
156: Pathfinders just HAD to push that button....
157: Ultimate Kaiju Battle! Unfortunately the planet did not survive the battle.
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158: It was the only way to be sure no one figured out whether the pathfinder society was formed at the Pigs Paunch or the Wounded Wisp
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160) Goblins overcame their fear of the written word. Of course, from there, it was only a matter of time before they discovered numbers; and, from there, it was only a matter of time until someone divided by zero.
163) Someone just HAD to know what happened if you put a ysoki into another ysoki's cheekpouch
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166) Universe full, Compress planets to save space (y/n)?
164) Someone save-scummed the computer games too hard.
118: It's still there, right where it was. Someone just cast a mythic invisibility spell on it.119: It's still there, right where it was. Someone has just put a Someone Else's problem Field around it.
167. It's still there, it's hiding behind Absolom station. Castovel was supposed to have gotten to million already, it's wondering when they will call "allie, allie, oxen free!"
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169. Extreme social distancing
164) Someone save-scummed the computer games too hard.
Apparently within Elder Scrolls lore there are books ("Where were you when the Dragon Broke" and "The Dragon Break Reexamined") that talk of 1008 years worth of events, but only 150 years having logically passed, which is an in-game lore explanation of players reloading save games.
Which is a wonderful explanation for The Gap.
Tech support suggested turning the universe off and back on.
Some idiot tripped the sprinklers in the akashic record.
177: It's still exactly where it was. It's the rest of the universe that moved.
Carry over from the kobold thread
178: A kobold won divinity from the Test of the Starstone and claimed Golarion for their own.
179: A crowd stormed the Test of the Starstone and the other gods sent Golarion away rather than deal with hundreds of new, annoying gods.
My personal theory is that Nethys tempered with a powerful artifact to give him infinite power, but caused the Gap instead.
180) Now, what we don't know is if the Gap was caused because Nethys tripped, dropped the thing and it shattered XD
184) Golarion was demolished to make way for a hyperspace express route.
185) The Gap is just a lie spread by THE MAN to hide the truth and prevent people from traveling back Golarion!
186: Cayden Caliean lost the planet in a poker game.
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187) Abadar was sued by Hell regarding a crowdfunding scheme that got out of hand. By the time the court case was done, the interest was so high that Golarion itself was seized as payment.
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187) Abadar was sued by Hell regarding a crowdfunding scheme that got out of hand. By the time the court case was done, the interest was so high that Golarion itself was seized as payment.
Love it!
---------------"...and in closing, Master, I'm afraid the contract verbiage is quite air tight. The Arch-Financial Hierophant Officer is required to pay the Prince of Hell one gold for each Like that the viral broadcast in question garnered, and as his backer and divine co-signer, you are responsible for any shortfall."
"Ah. Right. And, Counter-Deacon, how many Likes did said broadcast acquire?"
"Well, one must consider that it was one of the very first interstellar broadcasts, Master, and so the target audience was in fact quite vas-"
"The Likes, if you please, Counter-Deacon."
"One tredecillion, four-hundred and nine duodecillion, eighteen undecillion , six-hundred eighty-four decillion, twelve nonillion, four-hundred seventy-three octillion, nine septillion, six-hundred sixty-one sextillion, eleven quintillion, four-hundred nineteen quadrillion, nine-hundred fourty-nine trillion, six-hundred seventy-six billion, five-hundred and one million, four-hundred eighty-nine thousand, and forty-two, Master."
"Ordered queues, that much?! How is one juvenile canid that likeable?"
"I'm afraid so, Wealthy Father. I've Counted them all personally. I understand it was rather a cute puppy, to say nothing of the novelty headgear. Once the signal reached the Nonsaplodia System, well - you know how the mi-go are about small quadrupeds."
"Very well. I told that damned She-Wasp that 'social media' would be more trouble than it's worth!
...sod it, just give them a populated planet, in Maelstrom-locked hyper-escrow. If the devils push back, feed them some line about the value of one soul being immeasurable. They should fall to pieces over that."
"Very good, Master. Which planet, exactly?"
"Eh..." *vague, disinterested, hand wave in the general direction of Mataras* "That one."
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187) Abadar was sued by Hell regarding a crowdfunding scheme that got out of hand. By the time the court case was done, the interest was so high that Golarion itself was seized as payment.Love it!
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"...and in closing, Master, I'm afraid the contract verbiage is quite air tight. The Arch-Financial Hierophant Officer is required to pay the Prince of Hell one gold for each Like that the viral broadcast in question garnered, and as his backer and divine co-signer, you are responsible for any shortfall.""Ah. Right. And, Counter-Deacon, how many Likes did said broadcast acquire?"
"Well, one must consider that it was one of the very first interstellar broadcasts, Master, and so the target audience was in fact quite vas-"
"The Likes, if you please, Counter-Deacon."
"One tredecillion, four-hundred and nine duodecillion, eighteen undecillion , six-hundred eighty-four decillion, twelve nonillion, four-hundred seventy-three octillion, nine septillion, six-hundred sixty-one sextillion, eleven quintillion, four-hundred nineteen quadrillion, nine-hundred fourty-nine trillion, six-hundred seventy-six billion, five-hundred and one million, four-hundred eighty-nine thousand, and forty-two, Master."
"Ordered queues, that much?! How is one juvenile canid that likeable?"
"I'm afraid so, Wealthy Father. I've Counted them all personally. I understand it was rather a cute puppy, to say nothing of the novelty headgear. Once the signal reached the Nonsaplodia System, well - you know how the mi-go are about small quadrupeds."
"Very well. I told that damned She-Wasp that 'social media' would be more trouble than it's worth!
...sod it, just give them a populated planet, in Maelstrom-locked hyper-escrow. If the devils push back, feed them some line about the value of one soul being immeasurable. They should fall to pieces over that.""Very good, Master. Which planet, exactly?"
"Eh..." *vague, disinterested, hand wave in the general...
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