Greetings Paizoians! The time you have all been waiting for has come! Event schedule goes up tomorrow! That is right, you can now sign up to lay claim to these delightfully nutty demi-human noodles! Mere moments ago I witnessed the final decanting of the first batch of the year - piquant and palatable! As always, Goblin Brains are produced entirely from organic ingredients, and natural processes. Reserve yours today!
If you are attending PaizoCon 2017 and wish to enchant your palette and engage your senses with the rich and high-protein candied gray cells of Golarion's own meanest minute menaces, simply list here a name which will be on your PaizoCon Badge.
This can be your real name or board alias, as long as you make sure you set that under customize my badge on the E-Tickets page.) If known, include your day/time of arrival (Late Wednesday, Early Friday, etc.) Posting or private messaging your Room # when known will also increase speed (and likelihood) of delivery.
The first 50 PaizoCon attendees to post to this thread will be guaranteed a goblin brain.
Don't miss out on the best Golarion Goblins have to offer! - their sinister, pyromaniacal minds!
Warning: Goblins have a diet notoriously high in peanuts, wheat, and sugar. Do not consume if allergic.
Praise from respected scientists*:
Kigvan wrote:
Goblin Brains* (TM) ~~ the socially conscious treat!
Ryan Costello wrote:
All brains must be eaten.
Shadowborn wrote:
Most delicious and an excellent seminar snack.
Whispering Tyrant wrote:
Feast and become one with me.
*: Scientists is used here in the widely-accepted sense of a person, real or fictional.
Hmmm... I can't recall if I've had one of these brains before or not. I seem to remember something green in a ziploc bag being delivered to me in a hotel room, but that memory is associated with a different con (maybe?).
Regardless, I'd like to request a brain to see if it matches the green thing of which I'm thinking.
Joshua Hennington aka UllarWarlord; I'm gonna arrive on Thursday afternoon or so. And as in previous years, can I reserve a brain for my father? He gets a little manic without the minds to satiate him, you see.
Arriving Thursday morning
I'll be one of the cheeseballs from MN wearing a Hawaiian print shirt
I have a lot less hair than previous years
the badge will have my real name on it (jon dehning)
I've always wanted to try some grey matter from Golarian's greatest minds! Sign me up! I'm arriving Thursday and staying in the paizo block. Name is "BjørnErakson"
I guess I may as well jump on board with this, since everyone else from Minnesota is doing it. So, give me a brain, too, please! My name is as above. Taking the train with Earl and Hilary and a few others, so I hope we'll get there around noon on Thursday.
By the way, are the brains football shaped? 'Cuz I'm totally expecting them to be.
I'm always up for a goblin brain. I'll even split it with someone at hand if they've never had the pleasure. I'll be around from Thursday afternoon until the end of the con.
I think I can speak for myself and Mr. Karuikage when I say that we would love some goblin brains! We'll likely be showing up at the hotel on Thursday evening.
Caveat: if all the slots get gobbled up and there's someone who really wants one, please feel free to give them mine. They're delicious, but I'd rather give a con newcomer a chance for the full PaizoCon experience. (It's just not PaizoCon without goblin brains!)
Majuba, my son and I would love a goblin brain. It feels like home when your at PaizoCon and you get a great goblin brain. My badge will say Doug Benson and my son Zach Benson.
Majuba, I believe you already have me down as the single pre-reservation brain. If not, toss me on the list for one. Looking forward to seeing the crowd be even larger this year.
I was lucky enough to get one at your last PFS table of the con last year... this year I'll reserve one! Arriving Thursday evening staying though Monday, my badge probably says Ryan H.
Brains!!!!
I'd love one and one each for my son and husband if possible
Shelly Hudson / Silverunicorn
Nathan Hudson
Preston Hudson
Arriving Thursday afternoon