Reynard de' Bonaire |
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By ghoul been paralyzed
Cry elsewhere they advised
Won’t explode now like I should
Got Burried in debree
And then drowned in the sea
I’m leaving now for my own good
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are Tell Aram Zey
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are Tell Aram Zey
We went down through a storm drain
Died in my last stand
Fell in a death trap squisher full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I'm all out of allies
She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
Matrimony to a blackros daughter
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died
My skin still feels the sting
From veneom on that thing
Not to mention fungal spores
Got captured by gnoll clans
Leave me that’s the plan?
Their poetry was sheer torture
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are tell Aram Zey
You was caught in a mudslide
Pounced by a lion
Got mind blasted by a third edition Psion
Help me, help me, I'm all out of allies!
I dried up in the desert
Tripped by a wolf cub
Bashed to death by an ogre with a greatclub
Help me, help me, I'm all out of allies
And ways to say you died
You wanna risk a thousand lives do you
You’re gonna be the one I’m disposing of
But you don't want me to
Cenorin |
30. Two allies are confused, one attacks the other, and they wind up killing each other before someone can stop them.
31. Hit by a rogue's Master Strike and fail the save.
32. Teleport mishap.
33. On a positive-dominant plane, gain too many temporary hit points and explode by failing the save.
34. Use a Staff of Power's retributive strike and roll 51+ on d%.
Cenorin |
44. Leave a timeless plane and suffer the retroactive effects of a lot of time passing at once (e.g., instantly aging into dust, suddenly dying of starvation because you skipped a year's worth of meals, etc.).
45. Use create pit to drop someone into a hole, then cover the top of the pit with stone shape. When the create pit spell ends, the floor rises back up and the victim is crushed against the new ceiling.
Imprisonment might be worth an honorable mention - it doesn't kill you, but it can certainly cause you to lose a character if you don't have a way to reverse it.