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BigNorseWolf wrote:

DM Protoplasm/Blobs

Dm credits characters that have never been played, so they could pop into existence as anything.

Old Salt: Someone who continues to use acronyms from prior gaming editions.

;-)

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Nefreet wrote:
BigNorseWolf wrote:

DM Protoplasm/Blobs

Dm credits characters that have never been played, so they could pop into existence as anything.

Old Salt: Someone who continues to use acronyms from prior gaming editions.

;-)

Infant: Someone that fears the dread lawyers of Ha'sbro.

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Dylos wrote:

Lawful Neutral: quite possibly secretly evil.

You must have sat at a table with a few of my characters. lol

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Alanya wrote:
"You guys got this": When your character has nothing useful to contribute to an encounter, and you don't feel like expending purchased resources because the rest of your party is already stomping things.

Also called "I pull out the Popcorn."

Dark Archive 1/5

Pete Winz wrote:
Obligatory Thug Attack - When your investigation phase fails pan out, this is the encounter that puts you back on track by allowing you to interrogate a prisoner or find the clue you need on a corpse.

Course, that assumes that any clues on said corpse survived the party. Tried running one of the scenarios as a one off non-pfs game. Party completely blew the investigation, in the process angering those they should have been allying with. Then they destroyed the parchment that held the clue they desperately needed by spamming burning hands, aoe fire based kineticist abilities, and an oversized warhammer (to put out the resulting blaze).

Dark Archive 1/5

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Flurry of Misses: Any time a monk tries to do a full round attack

Breathless: The state of the players after laughing too hard when the BBEG and their minions ALL fall in the water and drown.

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Kahel Stormbender wrote:

Flurry of Misses: Any time a monk tries to do a full round attack

I've also heard it referred to as "the Flurry that Blows"

In other news:

Implied Permission to Fireball me: Having the Evasion Class Feature (not always accepted)

Dark Archive 1/5

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Okay, this one probably isn't common usage. But it's a concept which I like to call I.D.I.O.T.

Impel
Dice
In
Observable
Trajectory

Or in other words, rolling where people can see. Let's everyone share how awesome your nat 20 is, or help commiserate that -7 you somehow rolled.

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Kahel Stormbender wrote:
Okay, this one probably isn't common usage. But it's a concept which I like to call I.D.I.O.T.

Junior Woodchucks: now a subdivision of the Oppara Lodge!

Scarab Sages 5/5 5/55/55/5

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Druids local 704: Druids that actually care about the welfare of animal companions. And know where you sleep. And have baleful polymorph memorized. A lot.

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Oh Carp!: That moment when the wooden bridge is on fire, 90% of the party is standing on said bridge, your party is fighting multiple bat swarms, and then someone triggers a nasty fire trap while all but one person are in the small room after fleeing the bridge.... leaving one lone badly hurt party member to deal with both bat swarms while everyone else mostly just burn in the trap created inferno.

Dark Archive 1/5

Sadly, I've encountered situations like I just described in more then just PFS sessions. Thankfully they didn't happen in real life. At least the PFS one didn't result in a wipe (or even a death).

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Off brand healing (the diet coke of healing - all of the points and none of the bad)
:infernal healing

counterfeit healing (when the competition tries to copy it and its just worse)
:Celestial healing

Silver Crusade 4/5 5/5 *

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The Wounded Pig - where the society originally started!

Dark Archive 1/5

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Doyouthinkhesaurus Rex: What the heavy armor wearing, dex tanking, melee combat monster type character shouts at the rogue after rolling a negative number on the stealth check.

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Douglas MacIntyre wrote:
The Wounded Pig - where the society originally started!

I thought it was the Wounded Wisp?

Shadow Lodge 4/5

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It's a portmanteau of Wounded Wisp and Pig's Pouch - both conflictingly being Society foundations!

"Mid-Scenario Commercial break" is when you forget to update adblocker and Youtube advertises Gatorade between your carefully picked selection of neofolk and ambient.

"Code George I" Permission to nuke the melee, friendly fire be damned.

"The Diatribe" When your gm can't stop theirself from hyping tiers or encounters you missed. "You should have seen this on high tier! I mean, gruddamn! It was on fire and at least colossal"

"Tea ceremony" The confusion breaker. Everybody drink.

Sovereign Court 4/5 5/5 ** Venture-Lieutenant, Netherlands—Leiden

Who would you trust to report the founding site more accurately? Drendle Dreng or Kreighton Shaine?

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Lau Bannenberg wrote:
Who would you trust to report the founding site more accurately? Drendle Dreng or Kreighton Shaine?

... let's just ask Valsin then.

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Tim Statler wrote:
Alanya wrote:
"You guys got this": When your character has nothing useful to contribute to an encounter, and you don't feel like expending purchased resources because the rest of your party is already stomping things.
Also called "I pull out the Popcorn."

Around me, the term is 'I make popcorn' due to a session long ago with a blackened hands Oracle who watched her party take apart an encounter (they were high end of the scenario compared to her lower end); when it came to be my initiative, I said "I cast burning hands and make popcorn." with appropriate hand gestures and innocent facial expression. It took us a few minutes to move on with the game...

Silver Crusade 4/5

Kahel Stormbender wrote:
Doyouthinkhesaurus Rex: What the heavy armor wearing, dex tanking, melee combat monster type character shouts at the rogue after rolling a negative number on the stealth check.

Otherwise known as Sir Clanks-a-Lot of the Full Plate Stealth Check.

Liberty's Edge 1/5

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Fresh Meat: new players

Grand Lodge 1/5

Fromper wrote:
Kahel Stormbender wrote:
Doyouthinkhesaurus Rex: What the heavy armor wearing, dex tanking, melee combat monster type character shouts at the rogue after rolling a negative number on the stealth check.
Otherwise known as Sir Clanks-a-Lot of the Full Plate Stealth Check.

I'd say that comment offends me. However I do seem to be rather unusual in that I can walk quietly (usually) while wearing a breastplate.

Dark Archive 1/5

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Theconiel wrote:
Fresh Meat: new players

Cooked meat: New players after someone drops a badly placed grease followed by a burning hands spell in the same spot

Garden Party: the results of an Entangle spell being centered on the melee

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Kahel Stormbender wrote:
Garden Party: the results of an Entangle spell being centered on the melee

Tentacle Party: As above but with Black Tentacles.

Yes, it's happened to me.

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Kahel Stormbender wrote:

Okay, this one probably isn't common usage. But it's a concept which I like to call I.D.I.O.T.

Impel
Dice
In
Observable
Trajectory

Or in other words, rolling where people can see. Let's everyone share how awesome your nat 20 is, or help commiserate that -7 you somehow rolled.

Nat Zero: The result of rolling your die off the table. The other PFS GM at my FLGS and I occasionally threaten to apply this rule to a player who rolls more enthusiastically than accurately.

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Take 1: When you don't bother to roll at all because you would succeed on a 1. "Auto aid" is the aid another version.

Dark Archive 1/5

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Poison Dusk wrote:
Kahel Stormbender wrote:
Garden Party: the results of an Entangle spell being centered on the melee

Tentacle Party: As above but with Black Tentacles.

Yes, it's happened to me.

That must have been uncomfortable. And embarrassing.

Liberty's Edge 1/5

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Kahel Stormbender wrote:
Theconiel wrote:
Fresh Meat: new players

Cooked meat: New players after someone drops a badly placed grease followed by a burning hands spell in the same spot

Garden Party: the results of an Entangle spell being centered on the melee

I thought the Grease spell was not flammable? Isn't there an FAQ about that?

Our party did do something like that to some nasty giant spiders once, though. We doused an area with oil, then sent bait (me, I volunteered) to lure the spiders out of hiding in the thickets. When they followed me into the oily patch, the sorcerer cast Burning Hands on the oil and the spiders.

Dark Archive 1/5

You really think greased and burned isn't still cooked meat? Even if the spell isn't flammable (which it is, I think, in 3.5) you're still on your bum and burned alive.

Lantern Lodge 5/5

robertness wrote:
Kahel Stormbender wrote:

Okay, this one probably isn't common usage. But it's a concept which I like to call I.D.I.O.T.

Impel
Dice
In
Observable
Trajectory

Or in other words, rolling where people can see. Let's everyone share how awesome your nat 20 is, or help commiserate that -7 you somehow rolled.

Nat Zero: The result of rolling your die off the table. The other PFS GM at my FLGS and I occasionally threaten to apply this rule to a player who rolls more enthusiastically than accurately.

Around here, they just call that "Steve-ing."

Dark Archive 1/5

In an old gaming group I was in, we had a phenomenon we called "heater bait".

Any die which rolled off the table and ended up anywhere near the heater/air conditioner was simply gone. Even if logic would dictate it should be clearly visible since the unit was raised above the ground by an inch and you watched where it went, they were gone. We never did figure out why that was happening. But it made keeping your dice on the table far more important.

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Kahel Stormbender wrote:
You really think greased and burned isn't still cooked meat? Even if the spell isn't flammable (which it is, I think, in 3.5) you're still on your bum and burned alive.

in pathfinder, only mythic grease is flammable, see here

Dark Archive 1/5

Dylos wrote:
Kahel Stormbender wrote:
You really think greased and burned isn't still cooked meat? Even if the spell isn't flammable (which it is, I think, in 3.5) you're still on your bum and burned alive.
in pathfinder, only mythic grease is flammable, see here

Yes, but how does that change the fact that the player is prone and flash fried? Possibly with a few flames still around, and any scrolls burned. And maybe gunpowder detonated if it's not in a powder horn.

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Kahel Stormbender wrote:
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Poison Dusk wrote:
Kahel Stormbender wrote:
Garden Party: the results of an Entangle spell being centered on the melee

Tentacle Party: As above but with Black Tentacles.

Yes, it's happened to me.

That must have been uncomfortable. And embarrassing.

My ninja may have been a bit of a freak, and a favorite of Zarta, but even he did not enjoy that.

Grand Lodge 4/5

Jeff Hazuka wrote:
Around here, they just call that "Steve-ing."

...I use a dice tower.

5/5 5/55/55/5

Kahel Stormbender wrote:
Douglas MacIntyre wrote:
The Wounded Pig - where the society originally started!
I thought it was the Wounded Wisp?

My headcannon is now that the regularly met at the wounded wisp but for some reason (probably a fire) went over to the pigs paunch for their formal declaration of chartership. The argument over where the society actually started was the real cause of the shadowlodge splitting from the ten.

Sovereign Court 4/5 5/5 ** Venture-Lieutenant, Netherlands—Leiden

Pig Lodge vs. Wisp Lodge?

Shadow Lodge 4/5

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BigNorseWolf wrote:
My headcannon is now that the regularly met at the wounded wisp but for some reason (probably a fire) went over to the pigs paunch for their formal declaration of chartership. The argument over where the society actually started was the real cause of the shadowlodge splitting from the ten.

I think Drendle Dreng trained you wrong as a joke...

Silver Crusade 4/5

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"The professor" - Drandle Dreng. Whenever I GM, his mission briefings begin with "Good news, everyone!".

Dark Archive 1/5

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Dead Horse: That topic which will keep being brought up forever, even though everyone knows there can be no resolution to it. :)


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Flurry of Blows: Monk poly attack.
Furry Bows: Zen archer monk poly attack.

Lock in: after-hours drinking in a pub.
Lock out: 6 first level characters can't progress into a certain area of the dungeon because no one can open locked doors.

Dark Archive 1/5

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Wine Battle: When someone uses bottles of wine to fight the enemy, also see "NOT THAT ONE!"

STOOOP! Motion: When the rogue is tackled to the ground by a party member to prevent him from breaking the only way to open an important known secret door

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Multi-table special: A 4 hour combat grind that will consume all your daily abilities and spells. (You will leave with a sense of accomplishment.)

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DM Livgin wrote:
Multi-table special: A 4 hour combat grind that will consume all your daily abilities and spells. (You will leave with a sense of accomplishment.)

So you're running a multi-table special, eh Kif?

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7 Player Adjustment: Where players and the GM roll initiative and then wait for the possibility of participating in a combat that can still last for half an hour.

Pro-tip: During your down-time, in between turns, you can notify your friends/significant other(s)/parents that you're going to be late. You can also take this time to start a hobby, read a book, make a sandwich, go for a jog, catch up on sleep, perform the full story of Moby Dick using your minis, etc...

(See Also: Party with multiple "pet classes")

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BigNorseWolf wrote:
Kahel Stormbender wrote:
Douglas MacIntyre wrote:
The Wounded Pig - where the society originally started!
I thought it was the Wounded Wisp?

My headcannon is now that the regularly met at the wounded wisp but for some reason (probably a fire) went over to the pigs paunch for their formal declaration of chartership. The argument over where the society actually started was the real cause of the shadowlodge splitting from the ten.

I expect every evergreen to include a different tavern which was "where it all started".

My headcanon is that the founders were drunk enough they're not really sure.

5/5 5/55/55/5

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"Pythagoras says yes/no" : You are in/out of range because of a vertical distance on the map.

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Pythagoras is a different campaign setting. Euclidean distance is dead to me.

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Kahel Stormbender wrote:
Pete Winz wrote:
Obligatory Thug Attack - When your investigation phase fails pan out, this is the encounter that puts you back on track by allowing you to interrogate a prisoner or find the clue you need on a corpse.
Course, that assumes that any clues on said corpse survived the party. Tried running one of the scenarios as a one off non-pfs game. Party completely blew the investigation, in the process angering those they should have been allying with. Then they destroyed the parchment that held the clue they desperately needed by spamming burning hands, aoe fire based kineticist abilities, and an oversized warhammer (to put out the resulting blaze).

I've had that happen in a PFS game. Someone's dinosaur companion at the boss that had the parchment. Said parchment did not survive being swallowed whole.

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