108. Rapiers, apparently.
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111. Oppressive authority.
113. Salacious Oratory.
114. 2 players who want a different class to be "the best pony" at the same gaming table.
115. My little pony creeping into everything.
116. Magic rings only males can wear.
117.) Magic rings period.
118.) I'll prepared people, like that one time, I have that note somewhere, I think someone forgot how many arrows they had, wait, they forgot their entire character sheet.
119: The GM who is determined to make the paladin fall.
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120. The paladin who is determined to make the GM fall, and break a hip.
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120: The Paladin who felt any questioning of his RP was a direct personal attack on him.
119). God damn slow internet.
126. A volatile beverage, spilled onto a sheet of mylar that has the GMs game world lovingly laid out. Let the smears begin!
129. Gamers without a dictionary who keep spelling Grazebrou as Gazebo.
I need a FRPG dictionary. What's the big, dangerous, demon, that has a name that sounds like Gazebo?
130.) Gazebos. They are well known for being nigh indestructible and eating adventurers.
132.) Scooby-Dum.
134. Scrappy sidekicks
135. Breaking 4th wall characters, either PC or NPC.
136. Deadpool
139. Umbral Blot Swarms
141.) Copious amounts of DMs taken by the hallucinogenic drug an hour before the game.
141b.) Turns out 140 was actually pretty important.
142. One shot games. The wizard may have to go home and memorise or buy an item of comprehend languages.
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143.) Dice gremlins
144.)Players who make puns.
145.)GMs who set their encounters up so that they can make puns.
146.)"Then I take an obscure feat from psionics..."
147.) "And then I take Power Attack..."
148.) Pun shortages (don't let it happen to you!).
149.) The knowledge that the heat death of the universe is an inevitable reality that no one can stop.
150.) Room-temperature pizza bagels.
151.) Allergies interfering with game play.
152) The fact that my son cannot roll above ten for the life of him, no matter how many re-rolls I give him!
153.) Distracting revelations nobody expected.
You have a son??? Here we all were, thinking you'd be spending your time with ointments, goats and [redacted: japanese stuff].
That was a touch of the OOC sneaking in.
154) The Bardic Tongue flaw in CWoD.
155) The Song of the Tongueless Bard
155).the dm's gout acting up.
156) Rickets.
157. Intraparty backstabbing.
158. Intraparty divorce.
160. Horrible Drizz-NO! DO NOT SPEAK HIS NAME! YOU WILL SUMMON A HORDE OF BADLY-MADE KNOCKOFFS!
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162. "Which is why I'm taking a level of bard, but not putting any ranks in perform"
163. "By which point I should be capable of one shotting every level appropriate encounter"
164. "Theres no way I'm going to get a 5th one in a row"
165. "I will give out bonus XP to whoever can make the most rock and metal puns, starting... ...now!"
166. "Is there a rule that explicitly prevents me from making my charge originate from 200 feet in the air?"
167. "There isn't? I ride my horse off the cliff"
168. "I look into the arrow slit"
169. A spell that turns a ton of rock to a lb. of Adamantium.(Adamantium is a very heavy metal)