>> Ask *Rysky* anything, anything at all! <<

[Rysky]

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

Master Pugwampi wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Azura Celestine wrote:

A tasty rainbow!

Please do not nom on the Skittermanders for they are friend.

(That and I haven’t figured out how to turn them into Skittles yet)

{sarcasm}What? No Skittle Setting for the caramelization cauldron?{/sarcasm} :P

{whispers:} Be thankful she hasn't worked out a polymorph into skittermander spell or some kind of skittermander-ing transformation gun.

Edit: A pouch of candy that works like russet mold, except instead of vegepygmy, it turns the eater into a skittermander?

That’s an assumption you are having.

[Hunt, the PugWumpus]

O_O {hides under couch so MP can be the test subject}

[John Napier 698]

Sir RicHunt Attenwampi wrote:

That's my problem; my brain keeps trying to instead name them as skittlemanders.

Maybe you can buy a small pouch/bag of dehydrated skittermanders and just rehydrate them like sea monkeys?

Or those Instant Martians from that one Bugs Bunny episode. No, I don't know which one it was.

[questioning rabbit]

John Napier 698 wrote:

Sir RicHunt Attenwampi wrote:

That's my problem; my brain keeps trying to instead name them as skittlemanders.

Maybe you can buy a small pouch/bag of dehydrated skittermanders and just rehydrate them like sea monkeys?

Or those Instant Martians from that one Bugs Bunny episode. No, I don't know which one it was.

Eh' do you mean "Hare-Way to the Stars" Doc?

[John Napier 698]

Maybe. It's been such a long time since I last saw it, and it's no longer shown on broadcast TV here in Pittsburgh.

[Hunt, the PugWumpus]

So, based on the scuttlebutt and general climate of the messageboards, should we, Rysky's Khalasar, officially lobby Paizo to not create We Be Space Goblins adventures for Starfinder...

>_>

<_<

...and instead lobby Paizo to create We Be Skittermanders adventures?*

I assume space linnorms aren't yet an option?

[Rysky the Dark Solarion]

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

So, based on the scuttlebutt and general climate of the messageboards, should we, Rysky's Khalasar, officially lobby Paizo to not create We Be Space Goblins adventures for Starfinder...

>_>

<_<

...and instead lobby Paizo to create We Be Skittermanders adventures?*

I assume space linnorms aren't yet an option?

I wouldn’t be opposed to that.

[John Napier 698]

Well, until someone actually makes a Space Linnorm, I've kit-bashed something that may work.

Void Linnorm:

Void Linnorm

XP 153,600
CE Gargantuan dragon
Init +11; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision, scent, true seeing; Perception +24
DEFENSE

AC 35, touch 13, flat-footed 28 (+7 Dex, +22 natural, –4 size)
hp 290 (20d12+160); regeneration 10 (cold iron)
Fort +20, Ref +21, Will +17
Defensive Abilities freedom of movement; DR 15/cold iron; Immune acid, curse effects, energy drain, mind-affecting effects, negative energy, paralysis, poison, sleep; SR 29
OFFENSE

Speed 40 ft., climb 40 ft., fly 100 ft. (average)
Melee bite +29 (3d8+13/19–20 ), 2 claws +29 (2d6+13), tail +24 (3d6+6 plus grab)
Space 20 ft.; Reach 20 ft.
Special Attacks breath weapon, constrict (tail, 2d6+19), death curse
STATISTICS

Str 37, Dex 24, Con 26, Int 5, Wis 20, Cha 27
Base Atk +20; CMB +37 (+41 grapple); CMD 54 (can't be tripped)
Feats Blind-Fight, Cleave, Great Cleave, Improved Critical (bite), Improved Initiative, Improved Vital Strike, Lightning Reflexes, Power Attack, Skill Focus (Perception), Vital Strike
Skills Climb +33, Fly +13, Perception +24, Stealth +26, Swim +28; Racial Modifiers Acrobatics (+4 when jumping), +8 Stealth
Languages Aklo, Draconic, Sylvan
ECOLOGY

Environment deep space
Organization solitary
Treasure triple
SPECIAL ABILITIES

Immortality (Ex) A Void Linnorm does not age, nor does it need to eat or breathe. Only violence can bring about the death of one of these creatures.
Limited Starflight (Ex) A Void Linnorm can survive in the void of outer space, and its wings allow it to use its fly speed in outer space despite the lack of air. Unlike full starflight , a Void Linnorm's ability to fly in outer space does not allow it to reach unusual speeds. When it wishes to fly to another world, the creature relies entirely upon its immortality and patience to complete the journey.
Breath Weapon (Su) Once every 1d4 rounds as a standard action, a void linnorm can expel a 60-foot cone of radiation, dealing 18d8 points of radiation damage to all creatures struck. A successful DC 28 Reflex save halves the damage . The save DC is Constitution-based.
Death Curse (Su) Curse of Gravitational Collapse: save Will DC 28; effect the creature suffers the effect of the Implosion Spell doing a one-time damage of 200 HP.
Void linnorms prefer to dwell in deep space, amid reaches of wreckage, or in caverns on isolated asteroids.

A void linnorm is 60 feet long and weighs 12,000 pounds.

[Rysky the Dark Solarion]

Nice.

[Sissyl]

Whoa... the void linnorm really has the most exciting life. Golarion to Earth, 100 feet at a time...

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Dear Rysky,

What is your general stance on the octopus:

Friend, food, or AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

?

[Rysky]

Friend.

[John Napier 698]

Rysky the Dark Solarion wrote:

Nice.

I aim to please. :) Remember, when kit-bashing monsters, copy-and-paste is your friend.

[Celestial Thaumoctopus]

Octopi are friends. Cuttlefish are friends. Nautaloids are friends. Squid are evil rapacious bastards.

[Rysky]

Celestial Thaumoctopus wrote:

Octopi are friends. Cuttlefish are friends. Nautaloids are friends. Squid are evil rapacious bastards.

Mmmmm, calamari.

[John Napier 698]

I saw Anthony Daniels today for the first time in nearly half a year. He's glad to see me back in the Garage.

For those that don't know, Anthony Daniels, the actor, is an Adjunct Professor at Carnegie Mellon University's Entertainment Technology Center. Which is just two hundred feet or so from my Garage. When he doesn't have acting work, and has classes to teach, he uses my garage.

[Rysky]

Cool!

[John Napier 698]

He doesn't have classes constantly. So it's hit-or-miss on any given day that I see him. He's very glad that I'm back in the garage.

[Rysky]

*nods*

[space master7]

Alright my question is how do you remember to use your space alias? I always forget to switch to mine.

[Rysky the Dark Solarion]

space master7 wrote:

Alright my question is how do you remember to use your space alias? I always forget to switch to mine.

If it involves Starfinder I switch. But I do forget to change sometimes in haste, luckily I have that 1 hour editing window.

[Vidmaster7]

I think I'll just call that perseverance then.

[Chyrone]

Rysky, what spell should i cast on dogs that bite me?

Cause one did one on me this morning....while i was leaving for a (now to be rescheduled) job interview.

[Rysky]

Chyrone wrote:

Rysky, what spell should i cast on dogs that bite me?

Cause one did one on me this morning....while i was leaving for a (now to be rescheduled) job interview.

Playful bite or trying to tear a chunk off bite?

Sorry about the interview.

[Vidmaster7]

Anti-life shell (or like half a dozen other druid spells. )

[Sissyl]

Maximized, empowered delayed blast fireball is a perennial favourite.

[John Napier 698]

Sonic spells in general, Shout or Great Shout specifically. There's also Stinking Cloud.

[Captain Killjoy]

Chyrone wrote:

Rysky, what spell should i cast on dogs that bite me?

... Spell?

JUST USE A DOGSLICER!

It's right in the name!

[Vidmaster7]

Sissyl wrote:

Maximized, empowered delayed blast fireball is a perennial favourite.

You got to give sissyl one thing she is thorough.

[Sissyl]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Sissyl wrote:

Maximized, empowered delayed blast fireball is a perennial favourite.

You got to give sissyl one thing she is thorough.

Always.

Quoted from memory:

"I'll teach you a lesson!"
*crack!*
"You killed her!"
"Yes. The lesson is, you don't get a second chance."

[John Napier 698]

Just got done typing what I'm going to post next Monday, for my brother's memorial. I managed to do it without crying.

[GreenDragon1133]

I'm sorry for your loss.

[John Napier 698]

It's okay. His suicide was twenty years ago.

[Selene Spires]

Happy Halloween, Oh great and powerful Mistress,

What are you dressing up as...or wish you could?

What is your favorite Halloween costume?

[Master Pugwampi]

Selene Spires wrote:

...

What is your favorite Halloween costume?

Erinyes, obviously.

>.>

<.<

*flees thread as fast as his little legs will carry him*

[Rysky]

Selene Spires wrote:

Happy Halloween, Oh great and powerful Mistress,

What are you dressing up as...or wish you could?

What is your favorite Halloween costume?

Sorry I didn’t respond to this till now, the site going wonky made me lose track of it.

*hugs*

Didn’t dress this year, but it I could have any outfit I wanted, probably a Tonberry.

The cute and sexy ones.

I hope you had a good Halloween ^w^

[Rysky]

Master Pugwampi wrote:

Selene Spires wrote:

...

What is your favorite Halloween costume?

Erinyes, obviously.

>.>

<.<

*flees thread as fast as his little legs will carry him*

Well you’re not wrong.

*chews caramel*

[Sissyl]

Cute, okay... but a SEXY tonberry?

[Rysky]

Sissyl wrote:

Cute, okay... but a SEXY tonberry?

Sure.

['Silence']

What's a sexy bonterry?

[Rysky]

'Silence' wrote:

What's a sexy bonterry?

Yoi can use the google for this one.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

What's the idea/source behind the name "Rysky?"

[Rysky]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

What's the idea/source behind the name "Rysky?"

My third DND Character was a sorcerer and I had no idea how spells worked, so I named them “Rysk”, then when I joined this site I needed a name, and remembered them, and debated for like half an hour whether I liked Rysk or Rysky better.

[Vidmaster7]

It does have the advantage of lending itself to puns. Plus somehow a succubus named Rysky just makes sense.

[Rysky]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

It does have the advantage of lending itself to puns. Plus somehow a succubus named Rysky just makes sense.

Yep :3

[Master Pugwampi]

Rysky wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

It does have the advantage of lending itself to puns. Plus somehow a succubus named Rysky just makes sense.

Yep :3

...and every self-respecting succubus will need talented beings with an innate ability to "adjust the odds" to make it less risky and more Rysky!

;)

[Rysky]

Master Pugwampi wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

It does have the advantage of lending itself to puns. Plus somehow a succubus named Rysky just makes sense.

Yep :3

...and every self-respecting succubus will need talented beings with an innate ability to "adjust the odds" to make it less risky and more Rysky!

;)

Yep-yep :3

[Selene Spires]

Greetings Wonderful and Commanding Mistress,

What do you think of Ultimate Wilderness?

[Feros]

I have FOUR pugwampi miniatures! YAYYYY!!!!

*Kermit arm flail*

[Rysky]

Selene Spires wrote:

Greetings Wonderful and Commanding Mistress,

What do you think of Ultimate Wilderness?

I’m liking it, the Shifter looks fun. Succubus friendflesh Shifter! Oozemorph!

And there’s a bunch of fun Archetypes. The Green Knight (unkillable) and Flamewarden (breath of life 1/day from a Ranger) are awesome. And there’s a bunch of fun feats and chains like Wildling and Totetemic.

About the most damning thing I can say about anything in the book is “Neat. Not something I’m personally interested in, but neat.”