Cosmic Energy?
Have radioactive waste splashed into your Eyes?
Getting a blood transfusion from a mongoose?
Cosmic Energy?
Have radioactive waste splashed into your Eyes?
Getting a blood transfusion from a mongoose?
That last one is tricky...mongooses and pugwampi don't get along all that well...comes from a misunderstanding some years ago...rather politically complex to tell the truth...
All you have to do is tell it you bit by a cobra....it will almost always help...and you get super speed.
OR BEING BORN A GOBLIN?!
{climbs down off roof, shuffles in wearing tin-foil suit making squish-squish footstep noises} Traumatic harpoon accident + vegemite... nothing. I doused myself in crime-lab chemicals and waited all night for a lightning strike... nothing. This getting superpowers thing is turning out to be much more difficult than comics and movies have led me to believe.
Have you tried eating BEANS?
I have a good way but its really complicated you need a familiar the assume form power. you need to be a master of many forms. Actually Probably be better if you just google it.
Edit: Oh but you do need to be some sort of reptilian race.
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Wow, so many many wonderful ideas. I'm touched that you all care so much.
Unfortunately, gamma radiation is hard to come by, and microwaving spiders to make them radioactive only seems to ruin the microwave (and the spiders). I'm too fat plump pudgy big-boned well-marbled, er, the microwave is too small for any 'wampi to fit in (although I'd like to thank MP's offer to use a large hammer to mush me in).
So, I've gotta improvise. {starts duct-taping luminescent watches & smoke detectors to self} Once I'm done with this, I'm gonna chug a couple barium milkshakes and climb into the neighbor's radar dish to bake in the radioactive goodness.
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Wow, so many many wonderful ideas. I'm touched that you all care so much.
Unfortunately, gamma radiation is hard to come by, and microwaving spiders to make them radioactive only seems to ruin the microwave (and the spiders). I'm too
fatplumppudgybig-bonedwell-marbled, er, the microwave is too small for any 'wampi to fit in (although I'd like to thank MP's offer to use a large hammer to mush me in).So, I've gotta improvise. {starts duct-taping luminescent watches & smoke detectors to self} Once I'm done with this, I'm gonna chug a couple barium milkshakes and climb into the neighbor's radar dish to bake in the radioactive goodness.
You're welcome about the hammer; any time!
As for your dissertation that no 'wampi can fit in a microwave, I believe you are wrong!
See! No problems at...
...erm...that might not be the best way to get powers though. I...got to be...somewhere...
<.<
>.>
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I had to share this. Playing PF tonight. Party is camping. Watch 2, the watcher hears a creature approaching. A few random guesses are made (before any visual descriptions, etc.). I said "Aurumvorax" and the GM stops dead, looks at me and is like "how did you?"
Guess what it was?
Totally lucky guess. We all had a good laugh.
My DM hates it when I do that.
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Huh, it looks as if Rysky has abandoned this thread for the Playtest messageboards. Which means we have the opportunity to rule this place and refashion it as we see fit!!!!
HUZZAH!!!
I wonder if we can convert the caramelization cauldron into a hot tub?
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My Mistress will be back!
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My Mistress will be back!
Nah-hunh! :p
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I am sure she will 'reward' those who deserve it and 'punish' those who desire it upon her return.
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{stumbles back in, beet red from sunburn} All that radiation might have had an effect... I feel lobster-y.
{spots Selene} Uh oh, that means deadly hunter Floyd might be lurking about. {attempts to hide (Stealth ) behind lamp}
Wise move..Floyd has alot of doggy related stress to take out of poor little creatures.
{forgets he is supposed to be quietly hiding} Poor Dave O'Wampi. Floyd batted him around for 15 minutes straight before smacking him under the fridge... and Dave was never seen again.
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That is because under the fridge is a beautiful magical land of music, stars and happieness.
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{sings}Un-der the fridge!
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CAN'T HAVE THAT! CREW! DESTROY THIS 'UNDER THE FRIDGE' PLACE!
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CAN'T HAVE THAT! CREW! DESTROY THIS 'UNDER THE FRIDGE' PLACE!
If you could use a flamethrower to clean that place out, that would be great. There has been a funky smell coming out from 'under the fridge' ever since Dave O'wampi went missing.
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Maybe don't throw Dave's corpse out? I think Mistress probably has an undead maid scroll around here somewhere. Maid Dave won't get tired or cranky, so he can do all MP's and my chores and housework. Plus, Mistress can dress him up in little doll and kawaii outfits (which means MP and I don't have to wear them)... it's win-win for everyone.
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... CREW, IF YOU FIND A GREMLIN CORPSE DOWN THERE, EAT IT!
Can't have the pugwampis benefiting...
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... CREW, IF YOU FIND A GREMLIN CORPSE DOWN THERE, EAT IT!
Can't have the pugwampis benefiting...
I have a large jar of honey garlic pickles to trade for the corpse if it comes out intact.
Hmmm, Hunt should we go with a mini-fridge from now on to avoid these unpleasant situations or stick with classic harvest gold full-sized fridge?
CAN'T HAVE THAT! CREW! DESTROY THIS 'UNDER THE FRIDGE' PLACE!
I am not worried as you have to be able to read to enter 'Under the Refrigerator' to bring weapons in....they have great security.
That's what that lunatic Wilkins is for...
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{reappears excitedly} I found Mistress's scroll pouch! OK Dave, take this! {casts scroll from spell... which causes backlash}
ARGH! {falls over, still smoldering, whimpers feebly:} Medic?
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Mrgh?
{reappears excitedly} I found Mistress's scroll pouch! OK Dave, take this! {casts scroll from spell... which causes backlash}
ARGH! {falls over, still smoldering, whimpers feebly:} Medic?
Yarr! It be a talkin' blue cannonball, or perhaps I've been dippin' into me private stock of anaesthetics again.
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{reappears excitedly} I found Mistress's scroll pouch! OK Dave, take this! {casts scroll from spell... which causes backlash}
ARGH! {falls over, still smoldering, whimpers feebly:} Medic?
You really out to be more careful. Half our budget is now on antibiotics and topical ointments.
Mrgh?
Oh, hi Dave!
Yarr! It be a talkin' blue cannonball, or perhaps I've been dippin' into me private stock of anaesthetics again.
AHOY THERE MATEE, WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE TROUBLE?
Oh thanks for the offer of help, but it's just your average Gremlin-using-powers-beyond-his-capability-to-create-an-undead-abomination accident.
Same-old, same-old.
Question: what if we have no question to ask?
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Oh thanks for the offer of help, but it's just your average Gremlin-using-powers-beyond-his-capability-to-create-an-undead-abomination accident.
{feebly, from reclined position:} Right. Just a typical Monday. ... Wait, I thought it was Wednesday. Monday, huh. Well, that explains the arcane backlash.
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Huh, it looks as if Rysky has abandoned this thread for the Playtest messageboards. Which means we have the opportunity to rule this place and refashion it as we see fit!!!!
HUZZAH!!!
I wonder if we can convert the caramelization cauldron into a hot tub?
It’s like getting caught in a Black Tentacles spell.
Also, tomatoe/tomato. *shoves Wumpus in*
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Oh thanks for the offer of help, but it's just your average Gremlin-using-powers-beyond-his-capability-to-create-an-undead-abomination accident.{feebly, from reclined position:} Right. Just a typical Monday. ... Wait, I thought it was Wednesday. Monday, huh. Well, that explains the arcane backlash.
*headpats*
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Huh, it looks as if Rysky has abandoned this thread for the Playtest messageboards. Which means we have the opportunity to rule this place and refashion it as we see fit!!!!
HUZZAH!!!
I wonder if we can convert the caramelization cauldron into a hot tub?
It’s like getting caught in a Black Tentacles spell.
Also, tomatoe/tomato. *shoves Wumpus in*
Good to see you, boss! How have you been?
Question: what if we have no question to ask?That was a question so you’re obviously lying.
Hah! You've been snipped by your own clips, nicked by your own cops, tricked by your own trap, trapped by your own trick! I never said that I had no question - I only asked a hypothetical! Ha-HAH!
(See?)
^Is also a question.
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Huh, it looks as if Rysky has abandoned this thread for the Playtest messageboards. Which means we have the opportunity to rule this place and refashion it as we see fit!!!!
HUZZAH!!!
I wonder if we can convert the caramelization cauldron into a hot tub?
It’s like getting caught in a Black Tentacles spell.
Also, tomatoe/tomato. *shoves Wumpus in*
Good to see you, boss! How have you been?
Good to see you too Wumpums :3
Eh, meh *shrugs* You?
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Question: what if we have no question to ask?That was a question so you’re obviously lying.Hah! You've been snipped by your own clips, nicked by your own cops, tricked by your own trap, trapped by your own trick! I never said that I had no question - I only asked a hypothetical! Ha-HAH!
(See?)
^Is also a question.
*pats head*
Huh, it looks as if Rysky has abandoned this thread for the Playtest messageboards. Which means we have the opportunity to rule this place and refashion it as we see fit!!!!
HUZZAH!!!
I wonder if we can convert the caramelization cauldron into a hot tub?
It’s like getting caught in a Black Tentacles spell.
Also, tomatoe/tomato. *shoves Wumpus in*
Good to see you, boss! How have you been?
Good to see you too Wumpums :3
Eh, meh *shrugs* You?
I'm fine, but the lump that I am the surly part of has just come down with the flu. Bleah!
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My Mistress will be back!You would be correct!
*hugs*
Yeah!!!
Mistress is back!!!
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I'm fine, but the lump that I am the surly part of has just come down with the flu. Bleah!Huh, it looks as if Rysky has abandoned this thread for the Playtest messageboards. Which means we have the opportunity to rule this place and refashion it as we see fit!!!!
HUZZAH!!!
I wonder if we can convert the caramelization cauldron into a hot tub?
It’s like getting caught in a Black Tentacles spell.
Also, tomatoe/tomato. *shoves Wumpus in*
Good to see you, boss! How have you been?
Good to see you too Wumpums :3
Eh, meh *shrugs* You?
*tucks into heavy blanket burrito*