>> Ask *Rysky* anything, anything at all! <<

[Kobold Catgirl]

Happy birthday!

[Rysky]

Thankies Feros, and Kobold ^w^

[Master Pugwampi]

In keeping with tradition:

♪♫ I saw Rysky kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
I didn’t make a peep
While I was trying hard to keep
Quiet on a dreadful plot to
Drop on her while asleep. ♪♫

♪♫ Then I saw Rysky tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh, what laughs would’ve been cried
If the plot I could’ve have tried
While Rysky kissed Santa Claus last night! ♪♫

♪♫ I saw Rysky kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
He shuddered and went pale
Where he was so fat and hale
For a succubus can truly suck
The life out of a male! ♪♫

♪♫ Then I saw Rysky tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh, free cookies I then spied
As Kris Kringle died inside
While Rysky kissed Santa Claus last night! ♪♫

[Freehold DM]

Holy crap did I miss Ryskys birthday?

Did she whip out the birthday legs?

The birthday legs must be whipped out!!

[Rysky]

Awww Thankies Wumpums ^w^

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate!

And yes Freehold, you missed the whipping.

[Feros]

Merry Christmas, Rysky!

[Freehold DM]

Rysky wrote:

Awww Thankies Wumpums ^w^

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate!

And yes Freehold, you missed the whipping.

*sinks to knees*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOmerrychristmasbythewayOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO

[Master Pugwampi]

*sneaks carefully into the abandoned thread*

*pulls out a tie-dyed poncho, puts on colored granny specs, and picks up a beat-up guitar*

♪♫ A...April, come she will,
When streams are ripe and
swelled with rain♪♫

*slips out of the hippy gear and sneaks out of the abandoned thread*

[Dancing Wind]

Rare sighting of an Elderly Hippie!

Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
Remember me to one who lives there
She once was a true love of mine

[Rysky]

I wonder if hippies like caramel.

[Lord Fyre]

Rysky wrote:

I wonder if hippies like caramel.

That sounds vaguely threatening ...

[Feros]

Lord Fyre wrote:

Rysky wrote:

I wonder if hippies like caramel.

That sounds vaguely threatening ...

Only if they happen to be pugwampis.

[Hunt, the PugWumpus]

{contingency triggers Xanxost's silver bungee cord of Astral yoinking} ...and that's why a possum screams at own-

{blinks in the bright light} Where the fudge am I?

Rysky wrote:

I wonder if hippies like caramel.

{spots Mistress} Um, hi? Please don't have Power Word: Caramelize memorized, oh please, oh please..

[Lord Fyre]

Rysky wrote:

I wonder if hippies like caramel.

{spots Mistress} Um, hi? Please don't have Power Word: Caramelize memorized, oh please, oh please..

Isn't Rysky a spontaneous caster?

[Rysky]

A y u p :3

[Master Pugwampi]

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

{contingency triggers Xanxost's silver bungee cord of Astral yoinking} ...and that's why a possum screams at own-

{blinks in the bright light} Where the fudge am I?

Rysky wrote:

I wonder if hippies like caramel.

{spots Mistress} Um, hi? Please don't have Power Word: Caramelize memorized, oh please, oh please..

Welcome back Hunt!

...now let's just slowly edge to the door before Rysky glomps us.

[Rysky]

Master Pugwampi wrote:

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

{contingency triggers Xanxost's silver bungee cord of Astral yoinking} ...and that's why a possum screams at own-

{blinks in the bright light} Where the fudge am I?

Rysky wrote:

I wonder if hippies like caramel.

{spots Mistress} Um, hi? Please don't have Power Word: Caramelize memorized, oh please, oh please..

Welcome back Hunt!

...now let's just slowly edge to the door before Rysky glomps us.

Wumpums! *glomps*

[Master Pugwampi]

Dang it. I am so out of practice.

[Rysky]

Ye *snuggles*

[Master Pugwampi]

*sneaks carefully back into the almost-completely-but-not-quite-abandoned thread*

*pulls out a tie-dyed poncho, puts on colored granny specs, and picks up a beat-up guitar*

♪♫ May...ay, she will stay,
Resting in my arms again. ♪♫

*slips out of the hippy gear and sneaks out of the almost-completely-but-not-quite-abandoned thread*

[Rysky]

*sniff sniff*

Wampi was here…

[Feros]

Just curious as to your opinion on Pathfinder Remastered. I see it as very similar to moving from 3rd to 3.5, but maybe that's just me. Your thoughts?

[Rysky]

Feros wrote:

Just curious as to your opinion on Pathfinder Remastered. I see it as very similar to moving from 3rd to 3.5, but maybe that's just me. Your thoughts?

I agree with what you’re seeing, a super patch rather than an edition change. I’m hyped about a lot of though sad we’re losing some iconic monsters and alignment, but everyone else seems to be happy for the latter so I’ve come to terms with it.

I will miss rust monsters and otyughs though.

And Pugwampis, they I shall miss most of all.

[Freehold DM]

Freehold remains against any new editions or changes, although the finger is pointed less at paizo and more at wizards.

[Rysky]

And their Pinkertons.

[Freehold DM]

Rysky wrote:

And their Pinkertons.

My fury at that knows no bounds.

[Rysky]

Good. You are a noble soul.

[Master Pugwampi]

Rysky wrote:

Feros wrote:

Just curious as to your opinion on Pathfinder Remastered. I see it as very similar to moving from 3rd to 3.5, but maybe that's just me. Your thoughts?

I agree with what you’re seeing, a super patch rather than an edition change. I’m hyped about a lot of though sad we’re losing some iconic monsters and alignment, but everyone else seems to be happy for the latter so I’ve come to terms with it.

I will miss rust monsters and otyughs though.

And Pugwampis, they I shall miss most of all.

Excuse me, but pugwampis are not included in the SRD and as such can still be used by Paizo, thank you very much!!!

[TriOmegaZero]

I feel like I can still hear them, as if they were still with us.

[Rysky]

TriOmegaZero wrote:

I feel like I can still hear them, as if they were still with us.

I know, I feel the same.

I can almost hear that little snicker when a trap went off.

Wumpums will always be with us in spite.

[Lord Fyre]

Rysky wrote:

Feros wrote:

Just curious as to your opinion on Pathfinder Remastered. I see it as very similar to moving from 3rd to 3.5, but maybe that's just me. Your thoughts?

I agree with what you’re seeing, a super patch rather than an edition change. I’m hyped about a lot of though sad we’re losing some iconic monsters and alignment, but everyone else seems to be happy for the latter so I’ve come to terms with it.

I will miss rust monsters and otyughs though.

And Pugwampis, they I shall miss most of all.

Won't we be able to rebuild them?

Rysky wrote:

And their Pinkertons.

WotC's growing EVIL is why we are having to lose these OGL creatures. :( … Not to mention Hasbro's growing Stupidity.

[Rysky]

Thts true, we have the technology!

[Hunt, the PugWumpus]

Rysky wrote:

Feros wrote:

Just curious as to your opinion on Pathfinder Remastered. I see it as very similar to moving from 3rd to 3.5, but maybe that's just me. Your thoughts?

I agree with what you’re seeing, a super patch rather than an edition change. I’m hyped about a lot of though sad we’re losing some iconic monsters and alignment, but everyone else seems to be happy for the latter so I’ve come to terms with it.

I will miss rust monsters and otyughs though.

And Pugwampis, they I shall miss most of all.

Well I'll miss you too- wait, what?! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! {begins to turn transparent}

Master Pugwampi wrote:

Excuse me, but pugwampis are not included in the SRD and as such can still be used by Paizo, thank you very much!!!

Oh, whew! {begins to turn opaque}

TriOmegaZero wrote:

I feel like I can still hear them, as if they were still with us.

Rysky wrote:

I know, I feel the same.

I can almost hear that little snicker when a trap went off.

Wumpums will always be with us in spite.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! {begins to turn transparent again} Well fine, if I'm going to fade away, I'm first going to phase through the cabinet doors stoopid child-proof locks, I am not a child! and eat all of Mistress's cookies!

{runs headfirst into very solid cabinet door} *bonk!* Ow?

[Master Pugwampi]

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Feros wrote:

Just curious as to your opinion on Pathfinder Remastered. I see it as very similar to moving from 3rd to 3.5, but maybe that's just me. Your thoughts?

I agree with what you’re seeing, a super patch rather than an edition change. I’m hyped about a lot of though sad we’re losing some iconic monsters and alignment, but everyone else seems to be happy for the latter so I’ve come to terms with it.

I will miss rust monsters and otyughs though.

And Pugwampis, they I shall miss most of all.

Well I'll miss you too- wait, what?! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! {begins to turn transparent}

Master Pugwampi wrote:

Excuse me, but pugwampis are not included in the SRD and as such can still be used by Paizo, thank you very much!!!

Oh, whew! {begins to turn opaque}

TriOmegaZero wrote:

I feel like I can still hear them, as if they were still with us.

Rysky wrote:

I know, I feel the same.

I can almost hear that little snicker when a trap went off.

Wumpums will always be with us in spite.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! {begins to turn transparent again} Well fine, if I'm going to fade away, I'm first going to phase through the cabinet doors stoopid child-proof locks, I am not a child! and eat all of Mistress's cookies!

{runs headfirst into very solid cabinet door} *bonk!* Ow?

*sigh*

I guess I'll have to break out the bactine again...

[Rysky]

*gasp*

First Pinkertons and now whatever Disney sends?!

[Master Pugwampi]

*sneaks carefully back into the thread*

*pulls out a tie-dyed poncho, puts on colored granny specs, and picks up a beat-up guitar*

♪♫ June, she'll change her tune,
In restless walks she'll prowl the night.♪♫

O.O

*sudden realization of the lyrics*

>.>

<.<

*attempts to flee the thread before being glomped by a night prowling succubus*

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Hey Wampis, I've got a package being shipped in from Australia, so please keep your teeny claws off of it and your teeny wooden shoes out of the cogwheels of international shipping & customs, ok? Thanks muchly.

PS. Please don't open the box or he may eat you.

[Rysky]

Wampis are from the Netherlands, who knew?

[Master Pugwampi]

*sneaks carefully back into the thread*

*pulls out a tie-dyed poncho, puts on colored granny specs, and picks up a beat-up guitar*

♪♫ July, she will fly-y-y,
And give no warning to her flight.♪♫

*takes off gear and slinks back out of the thread*

[Master Pugwampi]

*sneaks carefully back into the thread*

*pulls out a tie-dyed poncho, puts on colored granny specs, and picks up a beat-up guitar*

♪♫ August, die she must
The autumn winds blow chilly and cold.♪♫

...

"Autumn winds blow chilly and cold"? In August?

Obviously, Paul Simon wrote this song long before climate change was widely acknowledged.

*takes off gear and slinks back out of the thread*

[Lord Fyre]

Master Pugwampi wrote:

*sneaks carefully back into the thread*

*pulls out a tie-dyed poncho, puts on colored granny specs, and picks up a beat-up guitar*

♪♫ August, die she must
The autumn winds blow chilly and cold.♪♫

...

"Autumn winds blow chilly and cold"? In August?

Obviously, Paul Simon wrote this song long before climate change was widely acknowledged.

*takes off gear and slinks back out of the thread*

::Tosses a Scooby Snack to Master Pugwampi!::

[Master Pugwampi]

*sneaks carefully back into the thread*

*pulls out a tie-dyed poncho, puts on colored granny specs, and picks up a beat-up guitar*

♪♫ September, I'll remember
A love once new has now grown old. ♪♫

*bows after completing a six month running gag/performance piece, takes off gear, and slinks back out of the thread to start coordinating the gremlins' efforts to derail the animist/exemplar playtest roll-out*

[Rysky]

Have fun!

[Master Pugwampi]

Nutbunnies. We failed. It rolled out without a hitch.

[Hunt, the PugWumpus]

{wakes up from very long nap, scratches fake Rip van Winkle beard} Wha-? Oh NO! I forgot Mistress Rysky's birthday! She's going to fondue me in molten caramel for sure.

Um... Happy Birthday, Rysky!

[Freehold DM]

I completely forgot that Rysky was a fellow Sagittarius. HAPPY BIRTHDAY RYSKY!!!!!!

[Master Pugwampi]

Reviving a tradition:

*a large group of pugwampis gather dressed in yuletide gear (like burglary equipment for descending chimneys, bags for stealing presents, lockpicks, dead batteries to replace charged ones...you know, the usual)*

♪♫ We wish you a Merry Christmas,
We wish you a Merry Christmas,
We wish you a Merry Christmas,
And a Happy New Year! ♪♫

♪♫ Glad tidings we bring,
As we break all your things,
Glad tidings for Christmas,
And a funny New Year! ♪♫

♪♫ Please bring us all your candy,
Please bring us all your candy,
Please bring us all your candy,
Or we'll burn something down! ♪♫

♪♫ Trees burn really easy,
Trees burn really easy,
Yes, trees burn really easy,
So feed us right now! ♪♫

[Feros]

Merry Christmas Rysky!

[Captain Killjoy]

Ha-HA! NO GREMLINS SINCE CHRISTMAS!

I WIN!

[Selene Spires]

Hello...?