1d20 Ways To Kill PCs With A Gazebo

[Sissyl]

Quickened, Widened, Intensified, Empowered Gazebo.

[Ascalaphus]

Any PC standing still in one of the four middle squares of the gazebo will be beamed up to Silver Mount after two rounds. However, the transporter is timeworn. If the PC's mini is placed on the map imprecisely so that some of it isn't within a transporting square's boundaries, that part of the PC's body isn't beamed up.

[CalebTGordan]

The gazebo launches into space, traveling the void between stars. The creatures inside were supposed to bring their own life support.

[RDM42]

From orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

[Third Mind]

Entering the enchanted gazebo they find themselves unharmed, however a jaunty tune starts to play as the door closes behind them. When they attempt to leaves the gazebo, they find themselves entering that same gazebo instead, jaunty tune and all. For each minute or hour (DMs choice) they must make a will save, or take damage to their wisdom scores. If it reaches 0, they go insane.

[Kaisoku]

Oh, let's keep this old-school.

There's a bag hanging in the middle of the gazebo. On it is written "Head of Vecna".
The gazebo is animated, but typically doesn't even have to respond other than to replace a head to reset the trap after a party self-destructs in idiotic macabre greed.

Or, if some altruistic group comes along and doesn't take the bait.

[The Gazebo]

I APPROVE OF THESE SUGGESTIONS.

[Artifix]

The Gazebo's floor is a Portable Hole and the players have a Bag of Holding in there current position.

It won't technically kill them, but I'd guess that they would starve to death before finding a way out.

Another way is to get a homoculus or similar to constantly wind this music box then if the PCs come to check it out, the homoculus or similar commands the box to play the Song of Extinction.

[Goth Guru]

Shrink item on a gazebo.
Trick a character into eating it.
Re enlarge it.

[DungeonmasterCal]

Grab the character by the back of the head and repeatedly slam his face into a post of the gazebo until dead.

[Kobold Catgirl]

The Mortonator wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

ellindsey wrote:

The Gazebo is a Giant Mimic.

Mimics are Medium in Pathfinder, but you can always advance them manually. :P

Dungeon denizens revisited would like a word with you.

What? Books can't talk! Is it a mimic?! *Starts shooting wildly*

[Sissyl]

Of course it is. My copy of Dungeon Denizens Revisited is really cuddly and likes carrots. Mimics make excellent pets, they simply never grow bored.

[Kobold Catgirl]

48. GM: "You see, ahead of you, a massive lichyard."
"WHAT?!"
"OH, GOD!"
"What does that MEAN?"
"Why are they all gathered TOGETHER like this?"
GM: "...at the center of the lichyard stands a tall gazebo."
"..."
"..."
"Dear gods, it's controlling them."

[Goth Guru]

49. The gazebo is sitting on...a grassy GNOLL!

[Kobold Catgirl]

49b. Gazebos are a deadly parasite that live atop gnolls that do not clean themselves thoroughly. Although their eggs are carried in the soil, when gnolls allow grass to begin growing in the filth within their fur, gazebos utilize the vector to infest the host. Gazebos cause violent insanity in gnolls, driving them to attack adventurers.

[Ravingdork]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

48. GM: "You see, ahead of you, a massive lichyard."

"WHAT?!"
"OH, GOD!"
"What does that MEAN?"
"Why are they all gathered TOGETHER like this?"
GM: "...at the center of the lichyard stands a tall gazebo."
"..."
"..."
"Dear gods, it's controlling them."

Best laugh I've had all day!

[Goth Guru]

50:(finally) The gazebo is made of plastic explosive, painted to look normal. In the base is a timed detonator that goes off 6 rounds after 100 pounds of weight is exerted on the floor of the gazebo. Bait can be a gold piece sovern glued to the floor or an unsuspecting mimic that the trigger is set to ignore.

[VRMH]

51. A blightburn gazebo.

[Atarlost]

52. The inside of the gazebo is decorated with numerous permanent symbols of vulnerability, strife, and insanity. The latter are heightened to ninth level. The symbols are recessed in the ceiling so they can't be seen from outside the gazebo, but anyone stepping inside the gazebo come within vision of all of them. The center of the gazebo contains a marble plinth enchanted with a permanent magic mouth that warns anyone who enters that they should carefully check the ceiling for traps. On top of the plinth rest a pair of +5 vorpal daggers.

[Azothath]

Zebo (your GM in Georgia who posts under GaZebo) pulls out Dragon #96 and rolls on the Wandering Damage System Matrix...

[Daw]

54. A garden party with poetry recital, grant them their wishes when they wish they were dead.

[Azothath]

the gazebo is actually an albino zygomind!...

[Moto Muck]

Party stumbles upon a wild herd of gazebos during mating season......

Wild gazebos, as everyone knows, are much more violent and aggressive than the more domesticated sorts, who are usually just found lazing about in one place. Gazebo mothers are also known to be fiercely protective of their young, which are known as belvederes

Furthermore it's wise to know that gazebos are often called by different names in different lands, for example a pavilion in Varisia, an arbor in Cheliax or a summerhouse in Taldor. So if a traveler to Cheliax is asked "Do you wish to dine in the arbor?," he must understand that it is equivalent to a threat like "Do you wish to sleep with the fishes?"

Finally for anyone who wishes to observe a gazebo in its natural habitat should always arm themselves with an axe, a saw or fire- arrows and other piercing weapons will simply not pierce it's woody hide and are not effective at all. More than one gazebo hunter has met with an ill fate after trying to shoot it with an arrow. You must also be very quiet and keep a safe distance, as gazebos are very fast runners. If it sees you and you pause for too long, it will be upon you in no time and you will be eaten.

Anyway, Happy gazebo hunting.