Heeee.
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Noun 3
Adjective 2
Melee Weapon
Number 2
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Color 2
Material 1
Class
Gerund Verb 2 (an -ing verb)
Monster
Type of Save (F, R, or W) 1
Type of Save (F, R, or W) 2
Condition
Spell 1
Spell 2
Weapon property
Material 1
Ambergris
Weapon Property: Impact
Melee weapon: Dogslicer
Monster: Giant Moray Eel
Exxcellent.
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Melee Weapon
Number 1
Number 2
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Number 8
Color 2
Class
Gerund Verb 2 (an -ing verb)
Type of Save (F, R, or W) 1
Type of Save (F, R, or W) 2
Condition
Spell 1
Spell 2
Feat
Noun 3: teabag
Adjective 2: horripilating
Number 6: 9 and 3/4
Noun 3: teabag
Adjective 2: horripilating
Number 6: 9 and 3/4
Adjective 2: horripilating <-- had to look up
Condition: Broken
spell 2: Force Hook Charge
Number 8: 3.5
Gerund Verb 2: Cowering
I paid for my whole seat but right now I' m only using the edge!
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Sorry, I was asleep half of Christmas day. :P
Branding Iron of the Persnickety Butter
Aura Strong Hogwarts CL 32
Slot none; Price 318.5 GP; Weight 1 lb.
This + 2015* impact dogslicer is made of chartreuse ambergris and decorated with images of teabags in fine filigree.
In the armpits of a ninja, it deals damage as if one size larger. On a confirmed critical hit, an eruption of kaleidoscope teabags occurs around the point of impact, darting off to surround each enemy within 13 feet with a cloud of tiny, inspiring, cowering, illusory giant moray eels. Enemies thus affected must make a DC (Arctangent 5) Forta-ma-tude save (the integer value of the save must be calculated by the player whose character is wielding the weapon) or be horripilated for 1d5 rounds (treat as the broken condition).
Wielders of the Branding Iron who are not ninjas may use the branding iron as well, but when they roll a natural 1, they must make a DC 9-and-3/4 Will save or find themselves affected as if by Cape of Wasps cast at caster level 9001, no save allowed.
Construction Requirements Craft Magic Arms and Armor, Groundling, Cape of Wasps, Force Hook Charge, 3.5 GP
I think it would be 8,120,450gp
I think you are right!
(the integer value of the save must be calculated by the player whose character is wielding the weapon)
Love this part--^
I do believe the formula is (bonus squared * 2000).
So +2015 +impact is +2017. (2017^2)*2000gp = 8,136,578,000 gp.
:)
Edit: Thats expensive!
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Well thank you Sir Math :3
(This is why I guesstimated on the price for my actual item...)
I forgot to add the impact.
but you could one shot most thing on the +2015 damage alone.
Ok lets try this.
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[noun 13]
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Slot 1: Earing ;)
noun 1 nose
Noun2: toadstool
School of magic: Conjuration
Number 1: 666
(edited noun1 to noun2)
noun three parasol
Noun 4: hangnail
Noun 4: Stinger
Number 3: 3
Adjective1: Royal
Noun13: Sound
ANIMAL 1 PINK DOLPHIN
Number 4: Two to the power of one-hundred-thousand to 1 against
Number 4: Two to the power of one-hundred-thousand to 1 against
This is going to be hard--^
I thought about making it even harder...
Two to the power of one-hundred-thousand to 1 against and falling.
Spell: expelliarmpits ( summon odour eater)
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[animal 1]
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edit: updated
Type of metal: unobtanium
Number 13: 13
number five 42
adj 1 blue
adj 2 huge
sorry just realized adj 1 was done
that all right was 2 done as well.
that all right was 2 done as well.
I updated the list and used blue.
to be clearer
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[animal 2]
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left
Tea pot
need one more number.
16
[nose] of [royal] Items
Aura overwhelming ( [Conjuration]); CL [666]th
Slot [Earing]; Price [-12] gp; Weight [3] lbs.
Description
A character who dons this [blue] [nose] notes that its patches rearrange into the shapes of various helpful but mundane items. Only the wearer of the [nose] can see these patches, recognize them for what items they become, and detach them. One patch can be detached each round. Detaching a patch causes it to become an actual item, as indicated below. A newly created [nose] of [royal] Items always has two each of the following patches:
- [toadstool]
- [parasol]
- [hangnail]
- [Stinger]
- [Tea pot]
- [knuckle]
In addition, the [nose] has several other patches. Roll [Two to the power of one-hundred-thousand to 1 against]d[42] for the number of other patches and then roll for each patch on the table below to determine its nature.
d% Result
01–08 Bag of [13] gold pieces
09–15 Coffer, [unobtanium ] ([53] in. by [53] in. by [1,088]ft.), [7]gp value
16–22 Door, iron (up to (1) ft. wide and (1) ft. high and barred on one side—must be placed upright, attaches and hinges itself)
23–30 [iris], ([1]) ([16] gp value each)
31–44 [innertube], ([99] ft. long)
45–51 [PINK DOLPHIN] (with saddle bags)
52–59 [gland]
60–68 Potion of [ expelliarmpits ( summon odour eater)]
69–75 [drawer] ([1,088] ft. long)
76–83 [sound]
84–90 War [mantis]s, pair (treat as riding [mantis])
91–96 [art ]
97–100 Portable [lovechild]
Construction
RequirementsForge Ring, [Endurance] [Shield Focus ], [expelliarmpits ( summon odour eater)]; Cost -6 gp
Was really hoping for the dolphin with saddlebags or the war mantises. But I guess a 1ft x 1 ft door will have to do.
[dice=Scratch patch off nose]d100
Was really hoping for the dolphin with saddlebags or the war mantises. But I guess a 1ft x 1 ft door will have to do.
Hmmm 1 [dice=Scratch patch off nose]d100=52 missed dolphin by just 1..
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