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Do you know what the other options were? Just wondering.


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I just played this scenario, I guess the voting is over as the QR code leads to a closed poll. Can anyone tell me what the choices were and what the outcome was.


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Alison-Cybe wrote:
One of the biggest issues new players had when I was running Society games (aside from constantly struggling with a plethora of multiple different websites inc. Warhorn, Foundary etc etc just to play a game) was the fact that post-game points were stored all over the place. Gold and Exp were on the Chronicle sheets, but Achievement Points were on the website. So players were always confused, and invariably frustrated, with trying to figure out where to find out what stuff they had. I really hope that at some point all of these are just logged online for simplicity's sake.

I also don’t know why on the chronicle sheets it says “You get xxxxxx boon” Then you have wait for it to be reported and check the website just to find out what it says. Maybe print out a full page. When the boon could just as easily be on the sheet.


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How does this part “If you don’t have a character of the appropriate level, you can still play if you use a newly created character” work?

How do you use a new character (level 1?) when you don’t have a character in level?


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John R. wrote:
Day 403: 20 days until release and still no sign of early access spoilers. Don't know if I can go on. May resort to cannibalism.

If it helps I got my order notification today. So, probably in a week.


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Is there any guidance about making higher than first level characters? I know there is for pathfinder but don’t know about StarFinder.


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vyshan wrote:

Question: how does Elixir of Gender Transformation and Serum of Sex Shift change differ from one another?

also happy pride!

It is less powerful but also cheaper. At 35 gp for a 3rd level item vs 60 gp for a 7th level item.


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It kind of feels like the lesser and moderate are over priced compared to the greater. With the lesser being at least 52gp and the moderate at 96gp total for the change to be completed. Vs the total cost of one for only 35gp.


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KingTreyIII wrote:
If Paizo wasn’t then I was planning on doing it myself. The only current difficulty is the status of Baphomet as the demonic patron of minotaurs, because that is a VERY D&D thing, but is also extremely pertinent to the story of Wrath of...

That's a great example of something we'd need to change if we did a remastered version of Wrath of the Righteous—we'd likely replace all the minotaur themed stuff in the adventure with ogres or some other form of giant or humanoid creature. A LOT of these sorts of changes would be required in any older adventure remastering... some to a greater extent than others, since not every adventure makes equal use of OGL content in that way.

THAT SAID... if you're updating Wrath of the Righteous to use 2nd edition rules at your table, then you don't have to really worry about that at all. A GM can freely mix any content in their private game that they wish. If you intend to make your game public via something like a video series or the like, things get more complex, but if you're just running Wrath of the Righteous for your home group, then you don't have to adhere to that level of strict compliance to the license. Any more than you have to worry if one of your players names their wizard Gandalf.

How are minotaurs a D& D thing? They are from Greek mythology and are already associated with mazes.


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Anyone else notice that in the second picture the book is not reflected in the mirror.


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How does Evolving Destiny work with crafted items?

Do the items count as things bought with gold? Then you just lose them and lose the downtime spent on them. Or do you keep them?


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Does anyone know what time today the play test is supposed to start?


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Does this mean that they are getting rid of SP and HP and just going with HP?


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We had someone with a +0 con and didn't know it has a minimum of one day. So we were told about forced march but didn't think it would help.


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I just played this, and I agree that it is verry unfair to PC with less than 30 feet of movement. When we were done, we figured it would have taken us 19 days minimum to do the mission. So, no matter what we did it took us more than the 15 days. It ended up taking us 29 days and didn't win the last fight so only got the secondary.

I don't mind failing because I did something wrong but it feels like Eando Cline set us up to fail.


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Oh, I see it thanks. I got a Sprite Ancestry. I am going to make a Sprite summoner with fey eidolon.


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I just bought a race boon but I don't know where it shows that I got it? Where should I look?


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Darksol the Painbringer wrote:
hyphz wrote:

The spell "cast into time" states that the targeted creature "disappears until the end of your turn".

Is it correct that others can ready actions for "when X creature falls into time.." in order to take that action while the target is still gone, since it's taken as a reaction during the caster's turn?

You could ready on a similar but not gamist trigger, but it really doesn't do a whole lot unless you are trying to beat a high Fast Healing target. But even then, burning 2 actions and a reaction isn't very helpful compared to simply taking your turn normally, since you gain nothing for an enemy reappearing at the end of the spellcaster's current turn.

You might have had a case if the spell lasted until the end of the next turn, but as is, you lose actions for no meaningful benefit.

I could see it being used to move past a blocking creature.


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Raychael wrote:
Azouth wrote:
Just wondering what is the difference between permanent suspension and a ban?
Suspension means that you can no longer post on the forums, but you still have your account, purchases, etc. A ban removes access to everything and you're no longer able to log into your Paizo account.

Oh, thanks for clearing that up.


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Just wondering what is the difference between permanent suspension and a ban?


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Elfteiroh wrote:

Got mine today! Along with the Advanced GM screen! :3

Both are great!

What stuff does the gm screen have on it?


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Ferious Thune wrote:
Is it a correct reading that we only get one item from our school now, and there’s no more assigning points to the schools? So you only have access to one list of items? And is generalist a new, separate choice from the three schools, or is that just a new name for the category of items available to everyone?

Also how does this change already existing characters?


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I think the new class should be able to use staves, that this is just an oversight of the playtest (which is kind of the point of a playtest).
This could be easily fixed if the just use (0) not (-) for the spell slot of the lower level spells.

I read somewhere on here by one of the Devs (can't remember who) that if there are two ways to read a rule. One that makes things not work and the other that makes it work, use the one that works. Not an exact quote but it was something like that.


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Even the play test thinks you should use cantrips with it.

"During Combat Encounters...
You place spells into your weapon or body to hit enemies with a powerful Strike and spell combination. Because your spells per day are limited, you rely on trusty, carefully chosen cantrips."


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The prerequisites for martial caster are "ability to cast 3rd-level magus spells".
Should it be, "ability to cast 3rd-level or higher magus spells"?
After 9th level they can't cast 3rd level spells.


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cjgrimm wrote:
Also, why is the playtest window so short this time? The APG playtest was 2 months and even that blog post called it short, this one is a month and a week?

Maybe because the APG had 4 classes and this has only 2? Don't know just a thought.


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cjgrimm wrote:
Azouth wrote:
Kalobi wrote:
Azouth wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Zaister wrote:
What's going on with the spell slots of these classes? The spell tables seem to say the classes lose access to lower level spells as they rise in level and basically only ever have 4 spells per day. That can't be right, can it?

It is correct for the Summoner, the Magius seems to be in discussion.

I was wondering about this too. As these would be the only class to lose spells as they level.
How would they lose spells? Magus can still prepare lower level spells in higher slots, and summoner gets all spells as signature spells so they can cast them via their higher level slots.

Well the magius losses spell slots.

The summoner loses spells in there repertoire.

"At 3rd level, your repertoire grows to four spells of
your choice of any spell level you can cast
, though you
must always know at least one spell you can cast using
your lower-level slots. "

The way I read this:
1st: 5 cantrips 2 1st
2nd 5 cantrips 2 1st (can change from first)
3rd 5 cantrips and at least one first, 3 of 1st or 2nd
4rd 5 cantrips and at least one first, 3 of 1st or 2nd (same but can change)
5rd 5 cantrips and at least one second, 3 of 2st or 3rd (only 4 spell not a cantrip)

See you don't have 1st level spells past 5th level as it is "four spells of your choice of any spell level you can cast" and you can't cast 1st.

At level 3 when they start getting new spell levels, they also gain

"Signature Spells 3rd
All of your spells are signature spells. That means that if you know a spell that can be heightened, you can heighten it freely, up to the maximum level of spell you can cast"

so even when they lose 1st level slots, they can still cast those spells, so they don't lose them, they just technically now know them at a higher level.

The thing about all your spells being signature spells is a bit misleading as you only have 2 levels worth of spell. Your max level spell and the one lower then that. So as you only have 4 spells (not counting cantrips) you are at most going to be able to increase 4 spells by one level.


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TheCalicoKid wrote:
My group and I are new to playtesting, but a few of us have a vested interest in the classes being tested and want to do our parts in making them the best they can be. My question is if anyone has recommendations for some good scenerios that can be ran to playtest these classes (possibly multiples with different builds in the same party)?

Don't know if it is good (i have not played or read it) but it is free Pathfinder Adventure Little Trouble in Big Absalom. No reason the classes can't be kobolds.


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Kalobi wrote:
Azouth wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Zaister wrote:
What's going on with the spell slots of these classes? The spell tables seem to say the classes lose access to lower level spells as they rise in level and basically only ever have 4 spells per day. That can't be right, can it?

It is correct for the Summoner, the Magius seems to be in discussion.

I was wondering about this too. As these would be the only class to lose spells as they level.
How would they lose spells? Magus can still prepare lower level spells in higher slots, and summoner gets all spells as signature spells so they can cast them via their higher level slots.

Well the magius losses spell slots.

The summoner loses spells in there repertoire.

"At 3rd level, your repertoire grows to four spells of
your choice of any spell level you can cast
, though you
must always know at least one spell you can cast using
your lower-level slots. "

The way I read this:
1st: 5 cantrips 2 1st
2nd 5 cantrips 2 1st (can change from first)
3rd 5 cantrips and at least one first, 3 of 1st or 2nd
4rd 5 cantrips and at least one first, 3 of 1st or 2nd (same but can change)
5rd 5 cantrips and at least one second, 3 of 2st or 3rd (only 4 spell not a cantrip)

See you don't have 1st level spells past 5th level as it is "four spells of your choice of any spell level you can cast" and you can't cast 1st.


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Justin Franklin wrote:
Zaister wrote:
What's going on with the spell slots of these classes? The spell tables seem to say the classes lose access to lower level spells as they rise in level and basically only ever have 4 spells per day. That can't be right, can it?

It is correct for the Summoner, the Magius seems to be in discussion.

I was wondering about this too. As these would be the only class to lose spells as they level.


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What I don’t get is why are kobold always available, but tengu are not.


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I like how the new chase rules are party focused rather then individual character focused like in PF1.


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Gisher wrote:
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Xenocrat wrote:
Gives you a place to store it and draw it from other than the ground.
What, don't all archers just wander around with a fist full of 20 arrows?
I thought archers used quivers, not sheaths. Yet, I can't find any rules for quivers anywhere.

Apparently quivers do exist in PF2. They are mentioned in the description for Ghost Ammunition.

CRB, o. 560 wrote:
After it is launched, the ammunition vanishes into mist. However, in the dead of the night 1d4 days later, it reappears in the last quiver or other container it was taken from.
It just doesn't seem possible to buy one.

Maybe they are included with the price of the arrows?


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I know in the handwraps magic item says you can use them on it but what about normal unarmed attacks (gloves, boots, claws, etc.)


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I think they changed the price of things more then just changing gp to sp.


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I somehow posted this twice.


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Also thanks for the answer.


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Didn’t mean to post twice


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Oh, that makes sense, what I didn’t understand was the shield and you take the damage. Thanks.


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I am not sure I understand how this works. The shield takes the damage of the attack reducing it by the hardness of the shield but what happens if this reduced it’s hp to 0, do you take the rest? What if you are blocking an ally?


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Is this the only way to multiclass or can we still do it old way?


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Orichalcum that’s new. I like it.


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YmerejO42 wrote:
tivadar27 wrote:
Sounds pretty solid, and some of the effects sound really interesting. That being said, I've gotten no preview on how Dexterity helps the rogue in combat. I think playtests have shown the party rogue applying Dexterity to their attack rolls, but how is that done? Just via Agile Weapons by default (as in 5e), with a Feat? I'd like to hear more about this, given that this is pretty much *the* iconic ability that almost every rogue swears by!

My question is, when did Backstab (or finding/removing traps, or just plain *stealing*) stop being the "iconic ability" for rogues? And when did Finesse (or whatever you want to call it) start?

I've been playing Rogues (or as they were originally called, Thieves) since first edition AD&D, and it wasn't until 3e that I even heard of using Dexterity for my melee attacks. It was the whole reason my thief characters would look for items to boost their strength as well as their dexterity. My thief/rogue characters have always focused on sneaking in/out of places, or removing someone's spine before they knew I was there.

I think the change was in 3e when the class name changed from Thief (with backstab) to Rogue (with sneak attack)


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Trastone wrote:
coxey292 wrote:


You are also giving up a huge amount of damage per hit, if damage works like PF1. A two handed build currently outpaces 1 handed by extraordinary margins. So you give up an attack, massive damage, and get +2 to AC, which is not a significant amount in comparison to the losses.
With a -10 to your last attack(the third), a shield may be well worth it!!!

Also worth considering that if you miss by 10 or more you can critically fail(and that may be bad).


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There are a few archetypes that have it.


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I was looking at the elementalist shifter and noticed it doesn’t replace the 20th level ability of final aspect. That seams like it is an oversight as I don’t know how it works with the archetype.

Edit: looking more into it this applys to all the shifter archetypes.


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Do these have crit damage for ships?


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Fabian Benavente wrote:

This could be interesting given how much more deadly poisons should be in this system.

How available/affordable are poisons?

How are poisons more deadly in starfinder?


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CactusUnicorn wrote:
Azouth wrote:
How come Halflings only get 2 hp?
They're small and have a penalty to con.

They have penalty to str not con.

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I cannot seem to detach myself from this iPad. No kidding; it's really getting a bit scary, how it's become such a necessary component of my life in just a couple of weeks. Cosmo, that was really evil of you.


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I blame Cosmo because my car wouldn't start when we got back from vacation. That's the second time it's happened.


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Very true! Darned bunnies.... *Cuddles slaadlings*


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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Macaroni Slaad wrote:

*squeezes tightly until there is a popping noise*

Ahhh, why do all the bunnies do that?

{dons bicycle helmet of Calvin's father} Bunnies are made of bubble wrap.

That explains what happens when my cat goes out at night.


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Hey, SnowJade Dreams are my latest line, and are predicted to sell like Anti-Gravity Catoast.


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Nope. Not a good time to come out from under the chaos.

*Disappears back under the chaos*


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I blame Cosmo for only letting me get 15 minutes of sleep last night.


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The good news is, I felt the cap getting wiggly and pulled it out before it actually broke off in my mouth. The bad news is, of course, now I have to go back to that [redacted] prosthodontist. Oh, Cosmo.


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Mythic JMD031 wrote:
Chris Lambertz wrote:

Cosmo BREAK ALL THE THINGS?

Cosmo ...cosmo smash?
Cosmo c... cosmo... Smash...?
Cosmo Yes?

Cosmo begins to hulk out tentatively...

I refer you to the first post in this thread.

*Takes one look and dives frantically under the nearest pile of chaos.*

EDIT: *Reaches out with a large, furry paw and gathers the rest of the tail under the pile.*


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Mythic JMD031 wrote:
I blame Cosmo for pennies costing 2 cents to make. I read this on a Snapple cap so it must be true.

And now it's on the Internet, so it really must be true. We can all blame Cosmo for promulgating these "truths".


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Spear points? You had spear points?! Boy, when I was at university, we were just getting into the whole bipedal thing.


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Orthos wrote:
Out of curiosity, which version? The first I heard was Within Temptation's version, but I learned within the past month or so that there's another version floating around. Not sure which is the cover and which is the original either.

It was the Imagine Dragons version, but I like the Pentatonix cover just as much, if not even better. That violin is so much cooler than the one I had to play when I was a kid. (Sorry, Lou!)

Thymus Vulgaris wrote:
lucky7 wrote:
I blame Cosmo for Dubstep.
Ouch, that's harsh.

Totally. I blame Cosmo because I had to find this to make it go away.

EDIT: I just looked at this, and thought

"Radio-cat-tive, radio-cat-tive,
Welcome to the Mew Age, to the Mew Age."

Next stop, kittenbees! Thank you so, so much, Cosmo.


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I've got "Radioactive" as an earworm. Could be worse, of course, but it's yet another example of Cosmo's insidiousness: it's a song I like, but not one of my ultra-favorites. Hmm. Is it possible to change the earworm playlist?


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Well, here are the size and intelligence parts. As for the aggression, I can testify that a Coonie plays a mean game of Blanket Monster.

Or did you mean rats?


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*Headdesk. Headdesk. Headdesk.*


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I blame Cosmo because I got smacked with a Nap Attack right after supper and missed Cosmos.


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Oh, for pete's sakes. Yellowstone isn't any big deal; Toba has at least two separate sub-chambers in its subsurface complex. And the area in which it's located is much more active. For that matter, the Long Valley caldera has shown a lot more recent (and more seismically significant) activity than Yellowstone. And it's right next door to the San Andreas Fault complex. YD, if you're going to obsess about global threats from VEI 8 or higher-level events, would you at least kindly please identify the most likely sites for potential eruptions?

EDIT: Oh. Oh, dear. Those are facts, aren't they. So sorry. Please, go right ahead with your obsessing.


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So you start a thread for animal lovers and then post that?! That is not cool. What a cruel thing to do to any creature.


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Don Juan de Doodlebug wrote:
Vlad Koroboff wrote:

In not-so-news:

Is new Crimean prosecutor hottest prosecutor in history of humanity or what?
Talking about Sexy Putin...

I suddenly want to go to Crimea and commit crimes.

OHWFA!

OOoohhhh! I wonder if I can shed a criminal amount of fur. After all, it is shedding season. Maybe if I got it all over her uniform....


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I got so fascinated by the book I was reading that when the bird started singing outside, I looked up and did a classic double-take when I realized that, yes, that actually was Rosy-fingered Dawn peeping through the windows. Okay, fine so far: I was (and still am) re-reading The Way of Kings so I have everything straight in my head before I try to tackle Words of Radiance. Then I had to stand up, and I'd been sitting in one position for so long that my back had turned into something completely non-Euclidean. And the ibuprofen was aaall the way across the room. I blame Cosmo because, try as I may, I cannot manage to teleport one teensy little bottle of ibuprofen just a few measly feet. Honestly, Cosmo, is it too much to ask?


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*Fluffs fur up* Objects vociferously, in five-part harmony and with feeling.


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*Sighs happily* This is the best thread ever.


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Chris Lambertz wrote:

Removed a few posts. Advocating real physical harm to a person is not OK on our messageboards.

Additionally, if anyone is experiencing harassment from another person through our messageboards or the private messaging system, please email webmaster@paizo.com. This is not acceptable.

Ahem! In the interests of equality and comradeship with my fellow Paizonians, I must inform you that you somehow neglected to delete my reference to the consumption of obnoxious media personnel (although, given the personal discomfort which ensued, I find it difficult to decide which party actually experienced "harm"). Please attend to this issue at your earliest convenience. Thank you.

Sincerely,
SnowJade
Registered Member, Worldwide Association of Ambush Predators (WAAP)

(And if that doesn't make somebody snort coffee out his/her nose, I don't know what will.)


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Uh...*looks at fur, imagines it wet. Shudders.* No, thanks.


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I blame Cosmo because I can't give Orthos a headbonk directly, and have to settle for the virtual type. You're the guy, Orthos. *Headbonk*


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*Sigh* So I opened a drawer to get out a utensil, and it somehow shifted the contents of the cabinet underneath. Out slid my biggest Corningware baking pan, which (of course) hit the bottom corner of the cabinet just so, and promptly shattered. All over my (bare) feet. You know, it turns out that Corningware isn't your ordinary ceramic; it's high-temperature vitrified something-or-other, which I take to mean "glass with a few highly secret patented ingredients in it". It can and did flip razor-sharp shards up in the air, which then rained down end-first into my bare (let's not forget the bare part!) feet. So there I was, at 0-dark-hundred, with a kitchen floor full of glass shards, some of which were stuck in my (bare) feet. Oh, did I mention that this was my biggest Corningware pan? Lots of shards. Hmmm. Do I try to move first and then pull the slivers out, or extract the slivers and then move? And, oh, looky-look, there are more of them stuck in my clothing. Wow. Who knew there were that many slivers in one pan? And the worst part? Our vacuum cleaner is noisy.

Crazy: "I heard something in the middle of the night."

Me: "Yeah, sorry, but I figured you wouldn't want to come down to a kitchen floor full of broken glass."

Crazy: "You have bandaids on your feet."

Me: "Yeah, it turns out glass slivers can really fly. Who knew?"

Oh, Cosmo. Cosmo, Cosmo, Cosmo.


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Do straving anacondas also gyre and gimble on the wabe?


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Yeah, I've had fun with the customers like that too. Nothin' like working a low-end job with shitty wages to bring out the weird in all of us.


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Kewl. I just get invasions of demons.


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Hoverboards? Hoverboards?!?! I needed a flying car the other day, and there wasn't a single one to be found. It's 2014! Where are the flying cars already? Cosmo is responsible.


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I blame Cosmo because I'm not sure whether pestering is an art or a science, and whether the Proteans could use the conflict over the issue to further destabilize the multiversal continuum.


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Rats. I was about to cast Kitty Chaos on him. Oh, well. *Casts Kitty Chaos on the smoldering remains* I need the practice anyway.


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Tels wrote:
Thomas LeBlanc wrote:
For all the peeg lovers, a new baby hippo has been discoverd!
That website seriously needs a better name for it's domain.

Maybe, but I give it 3 squees anyway for cuteness.


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*Hands Zgotar a bunch of puff* Sorry, I was using it as a kitty bed. It should still be good.


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An Inglorious Basterd wrote:

I only have about $40 in monthly subscription costs these days, so skipping somewhere in the order of 10-12 espressos each month offsets my Paizo requirements.

I could also give the kids old MREs for one week's worth of school lunch each month.

I could make everyone in the family shave their heads and cut out haircuts and shampoos.

I could bathe in the river out back and only take hot showers on Federal holidays.

And how many cattle farms does the river out back run through? Do things like turtles and snails live in it? The costs for clearing up the bacterial and parasitic infections are going to put a huge dent in any savings you make. Although, you could try renting your body out as a living laboratory for observation at the nearest university hospital; that's what they do at those places anyway.

Hmmm. I could use Prell, and have green, straw-like hair.

I could move to a cheaper state and hunt for all of my food. (I already know how to can vegetables.)

I could tan the deerskins and make all of my clothes. (Easy peasy. Learned how to do that when I was 12.)

I could play the guitar very badly on street corners and have people pay me to stay quiet.


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So, if the opposite face is red, the cop is drinking unspiked lemonade, and the math teacher is not the one buying the carpet, who lives in the blue house with the fire hydrant in front of it?


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Actually, they broke out some time ago, and have been wandering around sp(r)outing corporate propaganda and Intelligent Design ever since.


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You'll get my vote, but only if I get to help Comrade Anklebiter with the subsequent coup (it won't hurt a bit, promise!) and formation of a Marxist state.


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Kajehase wrote:
James Jacobs wrote:
Tholomyes wrote:

I've got a couple questions: What was the decision behind making Cthulhu a higher CR than Hastur? I understand the difference between 29 and 30 isn't much, and an adventuring party won't survive either, but I always felt Hastur to be more powerful than Cthulhu, from what I know of the mythos. I understand it may not have been your decision, but I assume you might know the process that lead to it.

Secondly, is there any location in Golarion that you want to set an AP, but for one reason or the other haven't been able to yet?

The decision was twofold:

1) Popularity: Cthulhu is better-known, and is on the cover of the book, so setting him at 30 made sense.

2) Misdirection: Re-read Hastur's entry, and you'll see that the stats presented are in fact for the King in Yellow, and that we hedge our bets a bit there by implying that the actual Hastur is even MORE powerful. I see Hastur as a sort of "bridge" between the categories of Great Old One and Outer God. The power of Hastur has always been the mystery behind the name, and by statting him up as the King in Yellow but saying in print something to the effect of "He's probably not even this; this is probably just his avatar" leaves the door wide open.

Secondly? Yes indeed. We'll get to them all eventually though.

You used Hastur's name three times in that post...

Yeeks! Is there a bed nearby I can hide under?


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SnowJade wrote:
So, how do you feel about tortoiseshells?

I meant this tortoiseshell.


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No, they're only saying that it vanished. Obviously, just like TMA-1, it sent out a signal when it was discovered, and the Greys have come back to get it.


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lynora wrote:
Congratulations, Aeglos and Sabine. :)

+1 from Santa Rosa, CA!

Aberzombie wrote:
Drejk wrote:
And do not feed kid with beer. Yet.
Well now you're just talking crazy....

Heh. There I was, just a teeny little SnowJade (about 2, I think), on Easter Sunday. My Mom had just spent 45 mortal minutes swearing while she ironed out the ruffles on the dress that Grandmother had given me (and there would have been mortally injured feelings if I hadn't worn it, or so I've been told). She fought me into it (I hated dresses then, and I hate them now), then went to put on her own outfit. I wandered out onto the porch, and of course found the 3/4 full can of beer that someone had left from the block party the night before.... Hey, I like beer! It's full of nutriments and iron! At any rate, I guess I was a very, er, celebratory baby at church that particular Easter.


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John Kretzer wrote:
Mmmm I am thinking my references are either too old or obsure...I Blame Cosmo.

Not to me, they're not. I'm just trying to age disgracefully.

Hmmm. "Underworldling"? In tight black leather and kewl shades?

"The Little Gentleman in the Black Velvet Waistcoat"? Now, there's obscure for you.


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We'd been hiking in Eungella Park back in Jan. of 2001 (well, trail-walking, anyway; Eungella is pretty tame) and it started to absolutely pour, so we ran over to those picnic gazebo thingies that are by the entrance. It was about time for lunch anyway, so we opened up our sandwiches and started nomming, and I felt something by my right leg. I looked down, and there was an old female 'roo who had come in out of the thunderstorm and parked herself right by the nice, warm hoominbean. We shared a smackerel of lettuce and some zen time, you know how it is when it rains.

Crazy likes 'roo-tail stew and croc sausages, but I'm not such a fan; I like venison a lot better.


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Drejk wrote:
SnowJade wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Enough for today. No new writing but at least about a page was translated from Human to English.
Uh....huh? So English speakers are or aren't human? Which? Either? Both?
Such alien and distorted sounds could not be fully produced by human entity.

Well, so much for being all quantum about things in 2013. Maybe 2014 will be easier.

*Gently covers Orthos with blankie* 'Nighty-night.


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*Whimper* It's not that. It's Whatserface shackled to Andersen Cooper, and she won't shut up!!! *Rolls 3d20*

Perception: 3d20 ⇒ (19, 4, 10) = 33

*Chews more puff*


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Wow, Tels! I have almost no family at all in comparison.

Also, I blame Cosmo because there's too much neat yarn out there, and I have to budget for that as well as Paizo goodies.


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TOZ wrote:
Layout is the kind of science where things start crawling out of the walls at impossible angles...

Yeah, and just imagine doing it without the aid of computers. When I was your age, I had to go five miles, uphill both ways, through howling blizzards....


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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

So because Turing was a patriot and worked to defend his country during the War and afterward, he's not entitled to love a significant other, while his compatriots are? I know it's the UK, but he's not entitled to "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness" and protection from unjust and immoral laws?

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Sissyl wrote:

Fergurg: Everybody has a sexuality. Everyone indulges it. Conscientious people may not do so if their sexuality is directed to those who could not consent, but two people who want to share their sexuality and are able to consent, no. There is no choice, and people WILL indulge. That some moron set rules for what others did in bed is a deeply black mark on the rule-setters, not the victims of their inane policies.

And please, do not refer to homosexual sex as a drug again.

This too.

I agree completely with both of you. And I'd add that sexuality is largely biologically determined; it's not a matter of having an addictive personality or other personal lifestyle choice. Slightly off topic, I know, but personally, [begin/polemic] I regard people who are transgender to be the victims of a horrendous biological injustice - a male person who is born in a female body, and vice versa. If a person needs to change his/her body to reflect his/her actual identity, then I will - and, actually, I have - cheer(ed) him/her on. [/end/polemic]

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