Purple Jesus, this is Battle Relief, stand by for incoming alcohol.
Battle command, this is Mom's mighty latte, standing by.
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Chicken Wing, in full retreat.
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East Wing, closed off for renovation
Stealth wing, standing by.
Red wine....being drank.
This is dark wing checking in, that dark wing with ultra black logo and the cool obsidian lettered catchphrase cuz we're so dark!
Uh, Red leader - I can't see my controls right now. The black panel just hid the black buttons and the black backlighting just makes everything darker.....thought I could fly with the ultradark blast visor down too.
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This is dark wing checking in, "I am the terror the flaps in the night. I am the gum on the bottom of your shoe. I am am DARKWING DUCK!
Fixed that for you.
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Zero wing, this is Mom's Mighty Latte, you have no hope of survive make your time.
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This is dark wing checking in, that dark wing with ultra black logo and the cool obsidian lettered catchphrase cuz we're so dark!
Uh, Red leader - I can't see my controls right now. The black panel just hid the black buttons and the black backlighting just makes everything darker.....thought I could fly with the ultradark blast visor down too.
It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.
All units attention! Battle Relief is this. All your base are belong to us.
Black Gold to all our base: WHAT YOU SAY?!?
Lead Guitar to Base: Your timing is off.
Five String Bass to Base: Keep it up by laying it down, over.
Smurf one smurfing smurf.
Hi ho, Hi ho, is checking in we go....
Erhmm.. Dwarf 7 Checking In
Mom's mighty latte to base: For great justice! *waves lighter*
Senor Manpiece, standing by.
One-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater, standing by....and chowing down.
Woosh....woosh.... pew pew pew pew.
Wing of Torment, signing in.
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Mom's mighty latte to Wing of Torment: What can change the nature of a man? Over.
Undead Porkins checking in.
Stealth Strike Force checking in
Stoner Dude checking out.
Dunston, checking in.
SOMEBODY DO A BARREL ROLL!!!!!
SOMEBODY DO A BARREL ROLL!!!!!
*Stuffs the troll in a barrel and rolls it down a hill*
Mrs. Fancypants checking in....to my room.
Manowar: made of steel not clay, checking in.
This is Battle Relief, do you have a reservation?
Nuke striker wing, ready to go.