...my crippling ennui...
...being crippled by an emu...
...the heartbreak of psoriasis.
...Harry Potter. Dammit that guy is annoying.
...Dumbledore keeping essential information from me until -far- after it would have been useful!
.... that potted plant right there....
...all that snow we got on Tuesday...oh wait...
...that cursed Tropic of Cancer!
...that cursed cancer of the tropics, the frilly umberella drink!
...my superfluous fifth nipple!
...that guy I threw the ball to.
...my career in professional wrestling.
...that damned Singin' Cowboy!
... Freddy's fries. Curse you for being so delicious!
....the incident at Space Mountain.
....having to fight my way out of a Pack-n-Play.
...the ball pit at the McDonalds restaurant and their inspiring music.
...this refreshing mango sorbet!
...that crazy chick who sits in the fruit loops and eats them
...my fully functioning cloaca!
... The fact that I was busy counting flowers on the wall.
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...smoking cigarettes and watching Captain (KANG)Kangaroo!
... telling me I got nothing to do.
... the man who looked.... like a man!
...Akbar, Jeff, and their jumbo kosher dill pickle.
...All you damn lolis. (free cookie to anyone who gets it)
...pillows in my pants
... the pahty-poopah...
...Dave!
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...Dave?
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Dave.
...Dave not being here, man!
....my unchecked narcolepsy.
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...this incriminating sack of torsos!
...Harley Quinn's resplendent rear end!
...the anti-vax movement!
... My reel to reel player quiting on me.
...Calpurnia's cracklin' bread!
....waiting for a table at Olive Garden.
... the GM
... A decided lack of tactical nuclear explosives