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...free will.
...Officer Cupcakes!
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...it.
Last time I try to steal one of those damn self-driving cars, I can tell you.
...Canadas new liberal government
...Frosted nipples!
...Eugene's majestic mullet!
...Hostess Fruit Pies!
...Cuts to the crumhorn subsidy!
...Chevy's 2016 line of cars and trucks!
...enough lime jell-o... to KILL!
...Being late for my "bassooning"
... That sudden rainstorm.
...The Stallion That Mounts The World!
...Tartan diapers!
... toxic internet memes.
stupid adventurers kidnapping me to ferry them around on vacation! Adventure Path, my (dancing) foot! What am I, an UBER, here to amuse you?!? BAK-OK! Oh my, now you Paizoians have done it! You made me angry enough lay a hard-boiled egg!!
...IHIYC singing bird is the word for hours on end.
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... the ghost of Nell Carter haunting my dreams! Gimme a Break!!!
...Blackstrap Molasses!
...SHEEEPAAAARD!
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...HOOOGAAAAN!
..BASIIILLL!!!
...KHAAAAAAAN!
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...*Points at GoatToucher*
...*Joins right hand fingers and thumb to form a circle*
...*Makes horns with left hand and places behind head*
...*Moves right hand up and down in a rhythmic pumping motion in front of groin, with eyes wide and mouth gaping in a silent scream of horror*
...*Lapses into coma*
...Peeping Toms (and Pulgs)!