... that Impossible Girl!
... That Dr. Who Reference that made me laugh
...this trophy being a fake
... the fact that I am totally inept!
...my delicate stomach.
...the pope and his band of simpering cardinals.
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...this dead crab.
....for Doctor Who's latest episode.
... BSG finale.
...the delusion fueled machinations of Dr. Gaius Baltar.
Overly tight paladins
The underwear thread that required an answer
Two 10' poles obstructing my back pa-OH LOOK OVER THERE.
..and their highly effective investigative skills.
.....having to do the Harlem Shake.
.....someone hadn't asked politely.
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Been said before ;)
...occupy protestors covering my getaway
There being so little room under the bed.
How was I supposed to know they slept on a futon?
... me not knowing what a bidé was until after the fact.
... my underlings being smarter than me.
... the sudden proliferation of smelly otyughs.
... the fact that slightly singed brown mold is delicious.
... the Dungeon Outfitter's sale of their already very decently-priced pit traps.
... Cosmo and the Gninjas.
...way too much tequila.
....these caltrops lying around.
...if I hadn't started monologuing.
......if my narcolepsy hadn't kicked zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
....a clown in the closet
My complete inability to budget.
A total lack of common sense.
A clever use of the "neck brace/well lit pie" diversion.
A remarkably short att- oh, shiny!
... my in aBILITY TO MODULATE my voice.
... the fact that dancing is so much more fun than the drudgery of conquering the world.
... taking the job, coming light with too few people and an empty gun rack.
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...my inner ear problem! :falls over:
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...the sudden disappointing shortage of racists!
...Thunderbird!
...me and my shadow!
...these boots not being made for walking!
...the shrimp cocktails!
...a swarm of angry bees.
... A swarm of angry flying rabbits hyped up on carrot juice
... Fritz the Wonder Bison!
...this darned spastic colon!
..GoatToucher fondling the satyr and getting kicked.
... blue balls.
..income disparity in the United States!
The fact that the only word my dog can say is 'Sausages'
... the trail of mucus I leave wherever I go!
...delicious cookies on a platter on the way.
... these slithy toves and all their gyring and gimbling! There's Pirates' Gold 'neath that wabe!
...Walruses talking about shoes and ships and sealing wax and cabbages and kings
The camera recording my speed