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Extra-dimensional-humans, from a layer of the layer of the Abyss named "TLC" have began documenting the life of a female Goblin child named "Honey Poo Poo".
the society for the protection of good taste is mobilizing a massive army to remove this threat crusaders glad for reinforcements
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Two-months old Caliphas-style food stall near the Gods' Market - Norgorburgers - has permanently closed!
Anonymous sources inside Absalom's First Guard report the owner's body being found in the harbor the day after another rumor dropped about him offering to sell the list of secret herbs and spices...
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Breaking News!
Paladin of Sarenrae accused of torturing priests of Zon Kuthon!
When questioned about the act, one of the victims said, "It was horrible... she tied us up and... and... did NOTHING to us. Not even a single lashing."
The Paladin in question has confirmed the above quote as the truth.
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New Society recruits - who is secretly a Kitsune?
Every single one of my characters.
Every. Single. One. Even the halfling that I haven't rolled yet.
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THIS JUST IN! Prankster proteans burn down the home of Alison Kindler!
When apprehended and asked for their motives, the culprits could only say, "We just wanted to turn the House of Kindler into the House of KINDLING!"
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Breaking News!
Paladin of Sarenrae accused of torturing priests of Zon Kuthon!
When questioned about the act, one of the victims said, "It was horrible... she tied us up and... and... did NOTHING to us. Not even a single lashing."
The Paladin in question has confirmed the above quote as the truth.
I laughed to hard
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This just in!
After more than several years leave, the popular watering hole in the town of Sandpoint will finally be up for sale after the owner mysteriously "went north" with a rough-and-tumble group of goblin killers. Locals say they fear the worst for her.
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THIS JUST IN: THE QLIPPOTH endorse the Temperance Movement! They bellow, the SINS OF MAN must not be allowed to taint our world! CLEAN UP YOUR ACT!
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Headlines from the Katapeshi Times;
Frog-kissing out of control after woman kisses frog, turns to prince!
Stay off our side! Legalize pesh movement embarrassed by Old Cult support!
Ball-buster! Calistrian priestess unleashes explosive elephantiasis epidemic on unfaithful men!
Flip this slave! Ten tips to turn that homely 'fixer-upper' into a high-selling concubine!
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AND NOW, IN TECH NEWS! The developers at the Technic League, under the guidance of their new leader simply known as "Mom", have developed a robot that runs on beer and cigars! Critics say there's only one problem: it has a bad habit of saying "Bite my shiny metal <bleeped out>"
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THE SINS OF THE FATHER! The High Court of Pharasma refuses to rule on the so-called the "Suffer Punishment for Other Incarnation Legacy" Act (SPOIL}; says "it's not my jurisdiction!"
The SPOIL Act holds that a person (person being, any sentient entity) can be held legally and spiritually accountable for the evils of previous incarnations, that even amnesia cannot excuse one from suffering cosmic punishment.
Rakshasa and Samsarans both take to the streets (or the cemeteries, as the case may be) in unified protest, claims the Courts actions have left them in Maelstrom! (Or would leave them, if they ever went to the afterlife.)
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The SPOIL Act holds that a person (person being, any sentient entity) can be held legally and spiritually accountable for the evils of previous incarnations, that even amnesia cannot excuse one from suffering cosmic punishment.
Heading the rally against the SPOIL Act was a man identified to the press only as "Adahn."
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Today's Golarion Gazette News:
1. The Sodden Lands are still flooded, worse than the state of Texas, but not by much.
2. Aroden siting in Taldor city of Oppara. Most think this is a hoax to stop the further decline of the once great empire.
3. The devil took Westcrown. A pit fiend was spotted, but it was though he escaped his duties.
4. Whispering Way on the move...
Sorry the reporter who wrote item 4 was found at his desk with his head mysteriously missing...
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Aroden seen getting his horse reshoed at a Quik-Smithy outside of Westcrown! Witness sketches on page 3! "He looked just like the God of Humanity statue in Corentyn! He even winked at me and put his finger to his lips!"
Aroden's profile also found on a grainery wall. "That moldy patch right there, doesn't that look just like his image on those commemorative coins they sold?"
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Aroden seen getting his horse reshoed at a Quik-Smithy outside of Westcrown! Witness sketches on page 3! "He looked just like the God of Humanity statue in Corentyn! He even winked at me and put his finger to his lips!"
Aroden's profile also found on a grainery wall. "That moldy patch right there, doesn't that look just like his image on those commemorative coins they sold?"
"No, not at all. These cheekbones are all wrong."
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The Church of Pharasma claims that the last presumed sightings of Aroden are instead of the "Echo of Lost Divinity" servant of the Lady of Graves.
"His divine soul have been judged! It's over!" said the Bishop Keppira d’Bear during her last Sermon
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Parental Warning - a recent shipment of periodicals from Tian Xia a reported to contain hidden messages from the far realm. The agazines seem to be targeting pubescent males and contain " far too many tentacles for a single school girl to fight" according to one outraged mother.
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RUMOR has it that conspiracy theorists among the Pathfinder Society have unveiled Norgorber's identity has finally been revealed: he is truly Ulon, the ancient Azlanti god of conspiracies and manipulation, having assumed a new identity for reasons only he could fathom!
The rumor comes out:
Does Cayden Cailien is gay?
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THIS JUST IN: DEAD MESSAGEBOARD THREAD COVERING NEWS EVENTS IN GOLARION BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE! THREAD NECROMANCY SUSPECTED CAUSE!
_New Outsider Races Were Always There, Local Guide Claims:_
---Despite no one ever seeing or mentioning them before, several races described as 'integral' to the local setting of a popular plane of existence have been gaining popularity in tales from planar tourists and reincarnated petitioners.
"I don't know what you're talking about, there have always been Flibbertigibbets in Nirvana, they're the primary servants of a Neutral Good demigod I definitely didn't just make up.", claimed a defensive planar summoner when pressed for comment.
Said races prominently feature the use of several unusual Wondrous Items in their cultural practices and are said to wear arms and armor with a minor trait related to their plane of origin which nonetheless no one has used. Said arms and armor are said to ultimately be largely equivalent to those previously known in combat, with some disadvantages not obvious until several customers attempted to use them outside their normal milieu.
Clerics of the thematically interesting demigod were seen hastily covering a Temple building in one of Golarion's larger but somewhat less recently eventful cities with dust and weathering under the pretext of "cleaning this long-standing and very locally historic building."
When asked, a local figure of some standing with a colorful history and family ties with the church was said to be looking for aid with the traditional enemies of the church, a longstanding political faction with ties to an evil power said to have "plagued the city from time immemorial, or so I have been recently informed."