Alpha is going GREAT!! Here are links to screenshots and several short videos.

[Proxima Sin of Brighthaven]

... is what I would say if I were in Alpha.

[<Kabal> Sunnfire]

hahahaha... that was excellent.

[<Magistry> Toombstone]

Booooooooooooooooooo.

Boo I say.

Booooooooo

[T7V Jazzlvraz]

I'd heard rumours Brighthaven wasn't eeevil. They were wrong.

[Hycoo]

F...antastic joke. Hnggg.

[Caldeathe Baequiannia]

Proxima Sin of Brighthaven wrote:

... is what I would say if I were in Alpha.

You, too, are Superb (20 second video)

[AvenaOats]

"Proxima alpha is great... in alpha is even better."

[<Magistry> Toombstone]

Don't click into the thread! It's a trap!

So is this!!!

[DeciusBrutus]

Well played.

[Caldeathe Baequiannia]

<Magistry> Toombstone wrote:

Don't click into the thread! It's a trap!

So is this!!!

I'm just going to assume that one of those involves Rick, and stay out of it.

[Archetype]

I especially like the use of evocative music in the Alpha so far. Though it is a bit similar to something, just can't put my finger on it.

PFO Alpha Theme Song

[Kobold Catgirl]

I found a pretty thoughtful review from one of the Alpha testers.

[KotC Carbon D. Metric]

This thread is full of disappointment :(

[TEO Aeioun]

<Magistry> Toombstone wrote:

Don't click into the thread! It's a trap!

So is this!!!

That guy has a handsome voice. :)

[Kitsune Aou]

KotC Carbon D. Metric wrote:

This thread is full of disappointment :(

Less disappointment for me - more relief.

(e.g. *sees thread in forum* ... "WTF? Why didn't I get an invite email? Or ... anything??" *clicks thread* ... "Oh. Pfft.")

[Caldeathe Baequiannia]

KotC Carbon D. Metric wrote:

This thread is full of disappointment :(

Which means you'll have a hard time finding more disappointment anywhere! This thread gives you more disappointment than almost any other thread anywhere, anytime.

[Guurzak]

Except, of course, for this one.

[Kitsune Aou]

Guurzak wrote:

Except, of course, for this one.

If I had a spare $1.99 to waste, I'd go register that domain name and point it to something amusing.

[Caldeathe Baequiannia]

Guurzak wrote:

Except, of course, for this one.

That's not nearly as disappointing as this thread.

[Caldeathe Baequiannia]

Caldeathe Baequiannia wrote:

Guurzak wrote:

Except, of course, for this one.

That's not nearly as disappointing as this thread.

and it isn't a thread. :-P

[<Magistry> Toombstone]

Caldeathe Baequiannia wrote:

<Magistry> Toombstone wrote:

Don't click into the thread! It's a trap!

So is this!!!

I'm just going to assume that one of those involves Rick, and stay out of it.

Sure, it might be a rickroll. It might also be cats failing to make jumps, the star wars kid, my own personal youtube channel, or secrets of the universe.

What if it's secrets of the universe?

Can you really afford NOT to click?

[Caldeathe Baequiannia]

<Magistry> Toombstone wrote:

Caldeathe Baequiannia wrote:

<Magistry> Toombstone wrote:

Don't click into the thread! It's a trap!

So is this!!!

I'm just going to assume that one of those involves Rick, and stay out of it.

Sure, it might be a rickroll. It might also be cats failing to make jumps, the star wars kid, my own personal youtube channel, or secrets of the universe.

What if it's secrets of the universe?

Can you really afford NOT to click?

Yep!

The only thing worse than falling for a trap is when they tell you it's a trap and you fall for it anyway.

[Kemedo]

But... But... (sigh) >.<

Where were the freaking rogue with trapfinding when we need one... ¬¬'

[TEO Alexander Damocles]

Kemedo wrote:

But... But... (sigh) >.<

Where were the freaking rogue with trapfinding when we need one... ¬¬'

I checked for traps the barbarian way: I walked right into them, on purpose.

No, I'm not telling you what they were. Barbarian up, folks!

[Caldeathe Baequiannia]

TEO Alexander Damocles wrote:

Kemedo wrote:

But... But... (sigh) >.<

Where were the freaking rogue with trapfinding when we need one... ¬¬'

I checked for traps the barbarian way: I walked right into them, on purpose.

No, I'm not telling you what they were. Barbarian up, folks!

[slides thin set of instruments up sleeve] I'm good, thanks.

[Kemedo]

Thank you mister Barbarian from Lawfull Lands :D

[<Magistry> Toombstone]

TEO Alexander Damocles wrote:

Kemedo wrote:

But... But... (sigh) >.<

Where were the freaking rogue with trapfinding when we need one... ¬¬'

I checked for traps the barbarian way: I walked right into them, on purpose.

No, I'm not telling you what they were. Barbarian up, folks!

A true seeker of knowledge. I salute you, sir. What mysteries of the universe is this wise barbarian now privy to? Only other knowledge seekers, who click links, will ever know.

[Caldeathe Baequiannia]

The truly savvy seeker after knowledge understands that it is possible to search Google for a Youtube link and get a look at the link without triggering the video.

[TEO Aeioun]

A handsome bard singing about love. Who could resist listening to such a melodic tune?

[Kobold Catgirl]

Pft. Just click the link and press Escape to stop it loading the video itself. I can't get Youtube to play stuff right even when I want it to.

[Keovar]

No Rickard of Rolle here, just a different sort of bard battle.

[Brutus Bellator]

Damn you!!

[jericho616]

you sir are NOT a nice person... funny as all hell!!... but not nice

[Proxima Sin of Brighthaven]

Yes, you have all found the bard.

And thank you for posting keeping this bumped and making it look super interesting and tantalizing! How many more flies can my electrostaticly charged web catch?

--------

THE ULTIMATE PERSONALITY TEST

This is not a rickroll link.

[Paxman]

Proxima has been added to the list.

[Caldeathe Baequiannia]

Paxman wrote:

Proxima has been added to the list.

No fair! What has she got that I haven't got?

[T7V Jazzlvraz]

You have Canadian immunisation.

[Caldeathe Baequiannia]

[for the first time in weeks, has no funny answer]

[Proxima Sin of Brighthaven]

Just mention the multi-million dollar illegal black market trade in maple syrup. The Southies eat that stuff up.

[Caldeathe Baequiannia]

Proxima Sin of Brighthaven wrote:

Just mention the multi-million dollar illegal black market trade in maple syrup. The Southies eat that stuff up.

Shhhhh! I was trying to avoid exposing our connection to Golgotha too soon.

[KotC ChaiGuy]

TEO Alexander Damocles wrote:

Kemedo wrote:

But... But... (sigh) >.<

Where were the freaking rogue with trapfinding when we need one... ¬¬'

I checked for traps the barbarian way: I walked right into them, on purpose.

No, I'm not telling you what they were. Barbarian up, folks!

I use summoned animals, or maybe unseen servants! ;P

[Wyntr]

Caldeathe Baequiannia wrote:

Paxman wrote:

Proxima has been added to the list.

No fair! What has she got that I haven't got?

A shorter name that is easier to remember? ;)

I remember your presence (and thank you for your great contributions), but I doubt I could write it.

[Cal B]

Wyntr wrote:

Caldeathe Baequiannia wrote:

Paxman wrote:

Proxima has been added to the list.

No fair! What has she got that I haven't got?

A shorter name that is easier to remember? ;)

I remember your presence (and thank you for your great contributions), but I doubt I could write it.

Is this better?

I tried to change to "The Half-Elf formerly known as Caldeathe Baequiannia" but apparently that's not acceptable.

Or we could go with the Human translation: "Faith Eternal, Blessed by the Willow"

[T7V Jazzlvraz]

Those Humans sure can mislead, can't they?

[Virgil Firecask]

"Lost in translation" is the appropriate phrase.