Kabal - Unicorns, Ninjas, and a full can of grade A whoopass *


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Oh come on! *throws over a table*

If you see any evil chaps where ever you are finding these, send them my way, yeah?

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Will do.

I will expect the standard finders fee.

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Half a pork pie and a banana? Deal.

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Yes. But it has to be made by unsullied maidens.

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Our Icon should be a rainbow butterfly unicorn on a yellow and green field.

Please and thank you! ;)

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Rainbow colored winged unicorn on a green field

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<Kabal> Sunnfire wrote:

Our Icon should be a rainbow butterfly unicorn on a yellow and green field.

Please and thank you! ;)

You forgot the napalm. Odd you would forget the napalm.

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The napalm is what comes when it flies over silly.

Its clearly not flying there.

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Oh great. I can see the Unicorn-vs-Mammoth bombing contest beginning any moment now.

I'm going to stand ---> over there...way over there.

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I was just looking at
Poll-Kickstarter-Land-Rush-Leaderboard

Because I was wondering why it was still there as a sticky thread, and realized that we are in there, just under a different name.
Which I vaguely remember the reason for having, but it had to do a lot with my friends Walker and Jameson.

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T7V Jazzlvraz wrote:

Oh great. I can see the Unicorn-vs-Mammoth bombing contest beginning any moment now.

I'm going to stand ---> over there...way over there.

May I join you?

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Caldeathe Baequiannia wrote:
May I join you?

Please do. Plenty of room, until we become the test-target.

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You're not helping.....

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Oh, like KC and Sunnfire hadn't already thought of us like that.

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T7V Jazzlvraz wrote:
Oh, like KC and Sunnfire hadn't already thought of us like that.

The first rule of D&D: The NPCs can come up with enough idea on their own thank-you-very-much.

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<Kabal> Sunnfire wrote:

I was just looking at

Poll-Kickstarter-Land-Rush-Leaderboard

Because I was wondering why it was still there as a sticky thread, and realized that we are in there, just under a different name.
Which I vaguely remember the reason for having, but it had to do a lot with my friends Walker and Jameson.

Suspense/intrigue much?

Grand Lodge

Nihimon wrote:
<Kabal> Sunnfire wrote:

I was just looking at

Poll-Kickstarter-Land-Rush-Leaderboard

Because I was wondering why it was still there as a sticky thread, and realized that we are in there, just under a different name.
Which I vaguely remember the reason for having, but it had to do a lot with my friends Walker and Jameson.

Suspense/intrigue much?

Rancorous Ash Crickets is my best guess.

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That would be correct.

Grand Lodge

Ba-Bam!

I've been eyeing that listing for months now just wondering what the inside joke was. It's killing me.

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Long story about naming a completely different group for a tabletop game.

It ended here

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Hey! I was in that tabletop group. But it was a different one. And it had a weird name...Beard!

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Howdy neighbors! Well, week 3 neighbors at any rate. If we end up not neighbors, disregard my friendly, neighborly greeting I suppose. Er well not the whole greeting just where I called you a neighbor.

TLDR: Sup

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Hey Just_Anutter throw your Kabal tag on buddy.

There will be nothing named beard in this settlement. Even if that means I have to burn it down myself.

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<Kabal> Sunnfire wrote:

Hey Just_Anutter throw your Kabal tag on buddy.

There will be nothing named beard in this settlement. Even if that means I have to burn it down myself.

Well, then it would be called, "Flamebeard."

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I have become appropriately monikered...

Although Flamebeard does have a nice ring to it...

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Can I have a fermented cereal drink please, bartender?


Taintsmasher!!!!

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<Kabal> Tramin24 wrote:
Taintsmasher!!!!

Should make an appearance ASAP in this game ;)

Looks like we may have had a couple not so honest recruits.. I am shocked and devastated by such behavior!

Seriously.. I cried a little.

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I'm glad you caught them, though, Sunnfire. If nothing else, your first line of defence--suspicion--has proved its value.

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Eh.. its all good. Feel free to send some yourself, I will happily use their votes to my own ends ;)

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<Kabal> Sunnfire wrote:
Eh.. its all good. Feel free to send some yourself, I will happily use their votes to my own ends ;)

Been wondering why the settlement draft got changed again and you kept humming the theme songs to Green Acres and Petticoat Junction and staring wistfully at settlement hex L!

Whew! Glad to know it was a ploy to smoke out spies and make them all think we are going to be farmers.

We aren't going to be farmers, are we? I mean, that order for bib overalls was just a ploy? We aren't really going to wear them, are we? Getting up at the crack of dawn and farmin' acres? Please let it be a ploy!!!!!!!!

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Bah! Now I can't get that stupid song out of my head! Help!

Green acres is the place to be
Farm living is the life for me
Land spreading out,
so far and wide
Keep Manhattan,
just give me that countryside.

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<kabal> Bunibuni wrote:

Bah! Now I can't get that stupid song out of my head! Help!

Green acres is the place to be
Farm living is the life for me
Land spreading out,
so far and wide
Keep Manhattan,
just give me that countryside.

There's a special place reserved in hell for you Bunibuni.

Dum, dum ,di dum, di dum, dum dum.....

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Caldeathe Baequiannia wrote:
<kabal> Bunibuni wrote:

Bah! Now I can't get that stupid song out of my head! Help!

Green acres is the place to be
Farm living is the life for me
Land spreading out,
so far and wide
Keep Manhattan,
just give me that countryside.

There's a special place reserved in hell for you Bunibuni.

Dum, dum ,di dum, di dum, dum dum.....

Well, last week I was trying to come up with a theme song for the Kabal using the Branded theme song. Still working on it, or will, once I get the other song out of my head. :-)

All but one man died.
There at Bitter Creek.
And they say he ran away.

Branded, scorned as the one who ran.
What do you do when you're branded, and you know you're a man.

Wherever you go, for the rest of your life
You must prove, you're a man.

Full song

All but one man died,
There at Bitter Creek,
And they say he ran away ...

Branded!
Marked with a coward's shame.
What do you do when you're branded,
Will you fight for your name?

He was innocent,
Not a charge was true,
But the world will never know ...

Branded!
Scorned as the one who ran.
What do you do when you're branded,
And you know you're a man?

And wherever you go
for the rest of your life
You must prove ...
You're a man!

I might be able to do something with Gilligan's Island theme song once I know the other members of the Kabal better. :-)

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I'd never even heard of Branded before; how odd.

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T7V Jazzlvraz wrote:
I'd never even heard of Branded before; how odd.

Chuck Connors did it right after he finished the Rifleman. I remember the song and opening scene pretty vividly from when I was a kid.

Try this: http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=branded+theme+song&FORM=VIRE6#view= detail&mid=6C5BB5CE7DA1D638376B6C5BB5CE7DA1D638376B

Only ran two seasons

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Ozem's Vigil welcomes our newest neighbors at "D". Finally someone that is active on the forums here and can be contacted! ;)

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Howdy! Got any sugar?

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Ask them for flour, butter and milk and candles so we can bake them a cake.

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No sugar yet, but lots of trees.

And maybe some starmetal if anyone wants to help harvest it....

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Starmetal cake.

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<Kabal> Sunnfire wrote:
Starmetal cake.

And dentists say that the sugar will destroy your teeth...

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Only the hardiest of mouth should apply to kabal....

I'm not sure what that means..

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Hey, good to see you guys didn't go too far :) Here's to good relations between Kabal and Tavernhold!

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Peanuts wrote:
Hey, good to see you guys didn't go too far :) Here's to good relations between Kabal and Tavernhold!

I'm all for good relatives. Makes family reunions so much nicer!

Wait, you said "relations" not "relatives". My bad.

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'relations'
What happens in Tavernhold, stays in Tavernhold?

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I sure hope so.

Grand Lodge

Will I have to supply my own party cups and recreational ball?

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KotC Carbon D. Metric wrote:
Will I have to supply my own party cups and recreational ball?

Only if your immunizations aren't up-to-date

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KotC Carbon D. Metric wrote:
Will I have to supply my own party cups and recreational ball?

Does that make it a rec'ing ball?

(probably NSFW link, depending on company policy...)

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