Nihimon Goblin Squad Member |
<Kabal> Sunnfire Goblin Squad Member |
T7V Jazzlvraz Goblin Squad Member |
<kabal> Bunibuni Goblin Squad Member |
<Kabal> Sunnfire Goblin Squad Member |
I would also like to note that we will offer a witness protection program for anyone that would like to reconsider their decision of joining their current lame to semi-cool guild to instead come and drink our kool-aid.
Its awesome, who remembers sharkberry? Awesome right? This is like that but with explosions and lens flare.
Seriously if the Kool-Aid man had been filled with our Kool-Aid he would have kicked your house over with his combat boots, stolen your girlfriend, and your mom would have replaced all the photos of you with pictures of him.
Neadenil Edam Goblin Squad Member |
I would also like to note that we will offer a witness protection program for anyone that would like to reconsider their decision of joining their current lame to semi-cool guild to instead come and drink our kool-aid.
Its awesome, who remembers sharkberry? Awesome right? This is like that but with explosions and lens flare.
Seriously if the Kool-Aid man had been filled with our Kool-Aid he would have kicked your house over with his combat boots, stolen your girlfriend, and your mom would have replaced all the photos of you with pictures of him.
nah ... but the keepers may be interested in buying a few unicorns.
Where did you get them from anyway? Breed them ?
<Kabal> Sunnfire Goblin Squad Member |
Guurzak Goblin Squad Member |
<Magistry> Toombstone Goblin Squad Member |
<Kabal> Sunnfire Goblin Squad Member |
<kabal> Bunibuni Goblin Squad Member |
Having viewed a few recorded streams of the first Alpha last night, it is totally apparent that the main drive for this game is how many men can stand on each others' shoulders.
Now if only the bottom guy could walk with all of them on his shoulders around the town, that would really be a sight to see. :-)
<kabal> Bunibuni Goblin Squad Member |
Bunibuni showing up in a very loud colored checked suit and standing in front of the wagon with the huge logo "Dr. Bunibuni's Cure-All Magical Happy Answers Medicine"
After big drum beats to draw in the crowd ...
"Good Evening my friends! Well, it is a good evening for some But not for all. I'm here today, my friends, to make it a good evening for everyone! You say, friends, that you feel a bit listless? That you are a bit down? Depressed? Your settlement just doesn't seem to be the right fit for you anymore? They are talking of not building training facilities for the roles you want to play? You don't want to be a farmer? You don't want to be a miner? You don't want to chop trees? But that's where your settlement strengths lie and you want to lie somewhere else?"
"Then you are in luck, my friends. Dr. Bunibuni's Cure-All Magical Happy Answers Medicine will take care of those problems and restore you to the vim and vigor you had long before you started looking at settlements! Your aches will miraculously vanish! Your skin, ladies, will become smooth and caress-ably soft! Your muscles will tighten! You will lose those last few pounds you have been worrying about endlessly! Your eyesight will improve. Your ability to make love all night long will come back to you or if you never had the ability in the first place, you will gain it with only one bottle of Dr. Bunibuni's Cure-All Magical Happy Answers Medicine!!"
"How, you ask? Quite easily, my friends! For two measly copper pieces, you got one bottle of Dr. Bunibuni's Cure-All Magical Happy Answer Medicine. But wait! Because you all seem like good noble hard-working people with lots of friends and family, for you alone, I will make available TWO bottles of Dr. Bunibuni's Cure-All Magical Happy Answer Medicine for ONLY 3 copper pieces. That's right, friends, only THREE copper pieces! That way you can have an extra bottle to give to your favorite spouse, child, parent or friend!"
"How does it work, Dr. Bunibuni, you ask? What is in it? Well friends, I cannot reveal all the secrets of what this special elixir contains as others would attempt to copy it and sell it to the public without understanding all the wonderful magical mysterious benefits of taking the ONE the ONLY the ORIGINAL Dr. Bunibuni's Cure-All Magical Happy Answer Medicine! But I can tell you it contains special herbs that were collected from far away lands at great danger to myself and my party members. And yes, it does contain an amount of alcohol in it so it is mot for the very young to take. Then a secret group of Kabal mystics and shamens cast long and mysterious spells upon the brew to make it the Cure-All Magical Happy Answer Medicine it is today!"
"How does it work, you ask? Quite easily, my friends! You all need do is go home, open the bottle and then drink it all down as quickly as you can. Wait a few minutes then summon your magical internet communications device and go to the infamous Goblin Works website."
"Once there, go to the Land Rush and go to the Leaderboard or the Guild Index and then click "LEAVE" next to your current settlement name, the one that has made you unhappy, listless, bored, given you wrinkles and dried skin, making you look older then you feel you should be and unable to make love all night long. Then find the Kabal settlement and click "APPLY!"
"That is just Step One, my friends. The hardest yet easiest step to take."
"Then you move on to Step Two. Go to the Kabal home website. The website link can be found under the settlement's name. Join the Kabal website."
"Then, the most important step, introduce yourself and tell them Dr. Bunibuni sent you. Then tell us what you are looking for in a settlement that will make you happy, full of vim and vigor, will give you smooth, wrinkle-free, baby-like youthful skin, remove your aches and pains and give you back [or give you for the first time] the ability to make love all night long!"
"It is as simple as that, my friends, and I hope I will soon be able to call most of you "neighbor"! Our magnificent, mysterious, wondrous leadership listens to its members and makes plans accordingly. But you must act soon! Dr. Bunibuni's Cure-All Magical Happy Answers Medicine will continue to lose its mystical, magical, mysterious potency over the next few short weeks. Each week you wait to take Dr. Bunibuni's Cure-All Magical Happy Answers Medicine and follow the simple directions that come with it, the less happiness, fullness of vim and vigor; smooth, wrinkle-free, baby-like youthful skin, removal of your aches and pains and the less ability to make love all night long, you will have!"
"So who will buy a bottle for themselves? Remember, TWO bottle for only Three copper pieces! Even greater discounts available to entire Companies who wish to partake of Dr. Bunibuni's Cure-All Magical Happy Answers Medicine!!"
"So step right up, folks! Step right up! The pretty lady in the chainmail bikini will be happy to take your coin, gentlemen! Ladies! The handsome male with the white hair and pointy ears will be happy to take yours! This is a limited time offer, folks, remember that. And each week you wait to purchase Dr. Bunibuni's Cure-All Magical Happy Answers Medicine, the weaker its effects will be on you!"
Join Kabal!
<Kabal> Sunnfire Goblin Squad Member |
<kabal> Bunibuni Goblin Squad Member |
"HMMM ... so we are in a forest now, are we," Bunibuni muses to himself after the week 5 results come out. "Wonder why that is?"
He looks around and notices Sunnfire eating a cookie. FINALLY notices Sunnfire has pointy ears. [failed that perception check for WAAAAYYYYYY too long!] Notice a couple of others with pointy ears hanging around.
"DOH!" Smacks self in forehead.
omnipotentseal Goblin Squad Member |
<kabal> Bunibuni Goblin Squad Member |
<Kabal> Sunnfire Goblin Squad Member |
omnipotentseal Goblin Squad Member |
<kabal> Bunibuni Goblin Squad Member |
Bringslite of Fidelis Goblin Squad Member |
<kabal> Bunibuni Goblin Squad Member |
<kabal> Bunibuni wrote:The best pools and bars are both at once.omnipotentseal wrote:or in a bar@Sunnfire,
The bad internet is the Caymans way of saying, "You should be by the pool instead." ;)
You are making me jealous again! What's the going price for taking out your own settlement leader for having more fun than you are?
Kitsune Aou Goblin Squad Member |
Bringslite of Fidelis wrote:You are making me jealous again! What's the going price for taking out your own settlement leader for having more fun than you are?<kabal> Bunibuni wrote:The best pools and bars are both at once.omnipotentseal wrote:or in a bar@Sunnfire,
The bad internet is the Caymans way of saying, "You should be by the pool instead." ;)
"Taking out" as in killing him/her?
"Taking out" as in ... for a drink?"Taking out" as in ... for a date??
<Kabal> Sunnfire Goblin Squad Member |
<kabal> Bunibuni wrote:Bringslite of Fidelis wrote:You are making me jealous again! What's the going price for taking out your own settlement leader for having more fun than you are?<kabal> Bunibuni wrote:The best pools and bars are both at once.omnipotentseal wrote:or in a bar@Sunnfire,
The bad internet is the Caymans way of saying, "You should be by the pool instead." ;)
"Taking out" as in killing him/her?
"Taking out" as in ... for a drink?
"Taking out" as in ... for a date??
All things are negotiable.
P.S. I am both swimming and drinking while writing this post.
Caldeathe Baequiannia Goblin Squad Member |
Kitsune Aou Goblin Squad Member |
I am neither swimming nor drinking, but am having an "interesting" email conversation about how important a user thinks it is that he be given a public space static for his machine so that he doesn't have to "go through the hassle" of using the vpn to access it from off campus.
<sarcasm>Well, of course! That's completely reasonable, safe, and totally economic.</sarcasm>
<kabal> Bunibuni Goblin Squad Member |
Kitsune Aou Goblin Squad Member |
<Kabal> Sunnfire Goblin Squad Member |
I am neither swimming nor drinking, but am having an "interesting" email conversation about how important a user thinks it is that he be given a public space static for his machine so that he doesn't have to "go through the hassle" of using the vpn to access it from off campus.
Ha.. I have had that argument, recently in fact.
<Kabal> Sunnfire Goblin Squad Member |
T7V Jazzlvraz Goblin Squad Member |
omnipotentseal Goblin Squad Member |
Guurzak Goblin Squad Member |
<kabal> Bunibuni Goblin Squad Member |
Kitsune Aou Goblin Squad Member |
Whee! Thunderstorms! Power flickering at work. Must remember to hit "save" every 30 seconds or so in order not to lose most of my work if computer loses power again!
Always fun. In my case, we have circuits throughout the building that are on a giant UPS system (imagine 30 diesel-truck-sized batteries) that holds all our computer systems up long enough for our automated generator to kick-in.
And I work for the power company, so we bring our own power back online, too. :P
<kabal> Bunibuni Goblin Squad Member |
<kabal> Bunibuni wrote:Whee! Thunderstorms! Power flickering at work. Must remember to hit "save" every 30 seconds or so in order not to lose most of my work if computer loses power again!Always fun. In my case, we have circuits throughout the building that are on a giant UPS system (imagine 30 diesel-truck-sized batteries) that holds all our computer systems up long enough for our automated generator to kick-in.
And I work for the power company, so we bring our own power back online, too. :P
I work for the government [state not federal] in an 80+ year old building. The wiring is so old and bad that we can't run the microwave and the copier, that sit next to each other, at the same time!
I think that some of the wires in the wall are those old paper-wrapped wires that they first used when wiring buildings for electricity. :-)
Kitsune Aou Goblin Squad Member |
omnipotentseal Goblin Squad Member |
I work for the government [state not federal] in an 80+ year old building. The wiring is so old and bad that we can't run the microwave and the copier, that sit next to each other, at the same time!
Gah, I just moved from that kind of place. With near 100 degree weather, I'm happy we have consistent electricity for AC.
<kabal> Bunibuni Goblin Squad Member |
omnipotentseal Goblin Squad Member |
<kabal> Bunibuni Goblin Squad Member |
Banesama Goblin Squad Member |
Kitsune Aou Goblin Squad Member |
omnipotentseal Goblin Squad Member |
<Kabal> Sunnfire wrote:Tardis.. is a phone booth..? Which can contain a delorean.This may cause a either some sort of violent explosion, a tear in the time-space continuum, or both.
Like a portable hole arrow that destroys the entire multiverse... or does nothing at all.
<Kabal> Sunnfire Goblin Squad Member |
We may or may not have those.
But you probably want to not toss our baggage around like This guy either way.