422. ^^^^ Came out of your closet...
423. Evangelist of Cayden + Cleric of Asmodeus. You do the math.
425. Rovagug's Evangelist has come to town.
426. The cursed Staff of Understanding got a little creative with some of its translations.
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430. This new game, "Intoxicated Unicorns", has the card "Beer Googles", which allows someone to play the card,"Tavern Brawl", which can end the game and the player with the least intoxicated unicorn wins. Guess who has both cards?
431. Some drunk tugs on your dwarven wifes beard
433. Because your naked...
435. The town guards show up to accuse someone random of drug smuggling, who then tries to blame the PCs, and then, much to everyones amusement, they find out that someone reverse pickpockets them with the drugs the guards are looking for.
436. A character is wearing a sentient ring of truth. It yells, "someone has their hand in your pocket", one time which is one time too many.
440. Because it's Tuesday.
Tuesday is the new friday.
441. An argument breaks out over the merits of the tavern's new light ale, half the patrons yell "TASTES GREAT!" while the other half yells "LESS FILLING!"
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443. The barkeep picks a bad time to put up his "150 days without a tavern brawl" sign...
444. An adventuring party of ponies trot in just as some drunks are having a who hates ponies more contest.
446. Someone started whining about the martial/spellcaster disparity and I took a swing at them!
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450. FOR SCIENCE!, the gnomish wizard cast Unnatural Lust on the elf and the dwarf to see if he could make a Dwelf.
454. I want to try my new LARP rule. You hit someone with a thrown die, they take the number that comes up in subdual damage.
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456.Cursed mug of berserking. Turns anything poured into it into a potion of rage.
457. Someone just polymorphed the female half orc barbarian into Fluttershy's twin, and they didn't have permanency prepared.
458. Some gnome is selling both "MLP-FIM we miss you!" and "MLP-FIM good riddance!" tabards.
457. Someone just polymorphed the female half orc barbarian into Fluttershy's twin, and they didn't have permanency prepared.
458. Some gnome is selling both "MLP-FIM we miss you!" and "MLP-FIM good riddance!" tabards.
MLP FOREVER! FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!
459. There was a disagreement over the pronunciation of "Drow."
459. There was a disagreement over the pronunciation of "Drow."
I think one of them is permanently confused.
460) There was a Pokemon discussion going and someone said "National Dex".What in the lower planes is that?
461) A curse that causes someone to start using random words at the end of a sentence, like the last 2 posters.
EDIT
I did a search, and apparently, What is National Dex?
National Pokédex. Edit. The National Pokédex is a Pokédex that records information from Pokémon around the nation, instead of just ones native in a particular region. The National Pokédex is not available at the start of the games, but it can be unlocked by completing certain tasks.
So there are 2 ways to pronounce Drow?
Therefore the proper pronunciation of Drow is like the bow in crossbow, grow, mow the lawn, etc. Anyone who is using the pronunciation "drouw" like cow, take a bow, ow that hurt, etc is saying it wrong due to ignorance of the word's origins. Webster's Unabridged Dictionary (1970) states: "Drow, n., [scot.]."
So the w can be silent?
462)Someone called a Drow ranger Drizzt Dro Urden.
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463)They thought they could have a civil discussion about Pony Life. They were wrong!
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464)2 episodes of Pony Life were announced and scheduled last weekend, and Rainbow Rocks was shown instead. Nothing starts a fight like an "I told you so."
464)2 episodes of Pony Life were announced and scheduled last weekend, and Rainbow Rocks was shown instead. Nothing starts a fight like an "I told you so."
the soundtrack from rainbow rocks sooths emotions, it doesn't rile them.
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466)A group of survivors from the losing side of a civil war seem to think their side won.
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467) The catfolk you've been chatting with got suddenly silent, looked you square in the eye, and knocked your drink off the table.