| 5 people marked this as a favorite. |
203. a "Your mom" joke contest gets out of hand
204. "Got 'yer nose" game goes terribly awry
205. A man and his 2 female roommates get into another zany misunderstanding
206. Someone eats the salmon mousse
207. a male duelist walks in, picks out someone in the crowd and calmly announces "halo, my name is Anigo Montoya. You kill'd my father; prepare to die."
208. A man with the death sentence in 12 systems doesn't like you
209. Bees
210. "Wow, the warm yellow mead you're serving seems like it got real sour in a hurry!" to which the bartender replies "I'm not serving any warm yellow mead..."
203. a "Your mom" joke contest gets out of hand
204. "Got 'yer nose" game goes terribly awry
205. A man and his 2 female roommates get into another zany misunderstanding
206. Someone eats the salmon mousse
207. a male duelist walks in, picks out someone in the crowd and calmly announces "halo, my name is Anigo Montoya. You kill'd my father; prepare to die."
208. A man with the death sentence in 12 systems doesn't like you
209. Bees
210. "Wow, the warm yellow mead you're serving seems like it got real sour in a hurry!" to which the bartender replies "I'm not serving any warm yellow mead..."
Number 205 made me snort Raspberry Dr. Pepper out of my nose... lol
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
212. Q: How do you know when you've had too much alcohol?
A: When there's none left ta drink!
210. "Wow, the warm yellow mead you're serving seems like it got real sour in a hurry!" to which the bartender replies "I'm not serving any warm yellow mead..."
Ewwwwwwww.
| 2 people marked this as a favorite. |
213. one I actually used in a game was the start to a campaign involving fey. Mites had snuck into the undercroft and cellar of the tavern. A couple of them got bold enough to even climb up the stairs and hide out in the rafters and dark corners of the taproom. Then the fun began.
When the crowd was rowdy and with the PCs present the mites started pranking, hard. The drinks suddenly tasted sour or spoiled; the food tasted super peppery or salty; a drink was tipped onto a barbarian and the resulting stain on his hide armor turned bright pink. Prestidigitations were all over the place.
To tip it over the edge the mites used their vermin empathy. They started urging harmless insects living in the woodwork like flies, ants and spiders to come swarming into the room crawling into people's food, drinks and clothes. The place erupted in a brawl but the PCs were allowed to notice the snickering mites hidden in the periphery. Now all they had to do was GET to them through the fight...
| 4 people marked this as a favorite. |
214. Declare before the Chief Bosun that the sailing ship Enterprise shouldn't be hauling garbage, but be hauled away as such.
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
215. Sit on the Barbarian's Invisible Friend
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
216. The topics of sex, religion, and/or politics are brought up. These things and plentiful drink do not always make for good conversations.
218. A game of darts goes very, very wrong.
| 2 people marked this as a favorite. |
^
^
I'm here to chew gum and kick ass....and i'm all outta gum??? :)
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
221. The new 5e guy needs to test out his "Tavern Brawler" feat. The 3.5 guy with the Drunken Monk PrC feels threatened. And the PF Drunken Brute Barbarian is just a ornery customer looking for any pea-pickin' excuse he can find to start a fight.
|
| 7 people marked this as a favorite. |
223. Hal the half orc is attacked by a group of little people that look like children. No one is familiar with their race but as the half orc begins grabbing them and throwing them out of the bar he cries out "Hal flings!" each time he tosses one out the door. The other patrons, surprised at the knowledge of the well traveled half orc conclude these are called halflings.
224. The blackbird pie only has 4 and 19 black birds and they aren't even singing..
225. The friendly, easy going bard accidentally knocks over the reactionary, easily prone to anger barbarian's flagon of his favorite house brew...
...and they don't expect another barrel for another two weeks...
226. Someone made a bad pun. Someone else heard the bad pun and took it seriously...
227. Someone made a good pun...and got punched in the face anyway.
| 2 people marked this as a favorite. |
228. it's a day during the week (I mean, is a reason really needed? :) )
229. Rovagug's clergy have invaded and reached the bar! Unfortunately for them the Badass Normal trope is currently applying to every bar patron.
230. OH YEAH! There's a hole in your wall.
231. Someone didn't join in the prayer the drunk dwarven cleric started belting out.
232. A drunk dwarven cleric started belting out a prayer.
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
233. The bouncer is out on a smoke break.
234. Someone got the words wrong to the national anthem.
| 2 people marked this as a favorite. |
235. The local temple of Cayden Cailean is having a prayer meeting.
236. The bouncer came BACK from his smoke break. (with credit to Dreaming Psion).
237. Someone tries to bleach a gnome.
238. Someone tries to dye a bleached gnome another color.
239. Argument over how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll(TM) center of a Tootsie Pop(TM).
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
240. An argument ensues over whether wrestling is fake or not.
239. Argument over how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll(TM) center of a Tootsie Pop(TM).
I have tested this out, it's 200.
241. A Faerie stole your Tootsie Pop(TM) to get to the Tootsie Roll(TM) center.
Been a while, missingno.
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
243. Suddenly the door slams open. An old, unshaven man steps through, peering death around the room at the assembled people. He sniffs, and raises his metal cane. Then he speaks.
"Muckle darmed cultists!!!"
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
243. Several patrons disagree with the validity of "The Ballad of Jane"
| 4 people marked this as a favorite. |
244. Someone walks up to a small, waifish looking human woman, and whispers into her ear, "Miranda..." and then quickly runs out the door...
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
245. Said small, waifish human woman seems to take offense to the Bulletin promoting Odie Bars.
247. (to get back on the number track) Someone went to the Imperial Academy of Marksmanship...
248. The guy who brewed the beer fancies himself as something of an experimental alchemist.
249. The guy from #248 decides to challenge his buddies to see who can brew the best booze.
| 2 people marked this as a favorite. |
250. Because having 249 barfights bothers my OCD.
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
256. A daring pickpocket was caught red-handed trying to pick the party barbarian's pocket. And those grasping hands discovered what barbarians wear under their kilt...
257. A bawdy discussion extolling the merits of various village damsels goes quiet when a particularly uncomely wench appears behind her unknowing slanderer in mid-slander. With an axe. And 18 strength.
258. Somebody passed the dwarf a shaving razor
259) Angry Dwarven Struggle cuddles got out of hand.
| 2 people marked this as a favorite. |
260. (Continuing the dwarf theme) "Waddaya mean me mother's beard is a braidless, tangled rat-nest?!?!?!?!"
261. (More Dwarf stuff) The Dwarven Cleric's mug of ale got knocked over.
|
262. Everything's quiet, everyone's having a good time...and then some Girl Scouts just have to move in and make trouble.
| 2 people marked this as a favorite. |
263. The girl scouts didn't bring enough boxes of cookies to go around.
264. A boy scout looking for adventure of a new and different kind comes across a girl scout who is similarly inclined, and he's not prepared.
265. Dad's life lesson to the wee lad.
| 2 people marked this as a favorite. |
267. Jorge the barbarian couldn't take that dwarven soldier blindfolded. Indeed, not even without a blindfold.