Usually I quickly flip through ta thing to see where all the nudie pikures are. Oh, I mean, I read 'em for the ARTICULES! REALLY I DO!
Not buyin' it? Well does it count if I get Aunt Mama (she's Church-Goin' Folk, so she knows how ta read good) ta read 'em ta me?
I would read 'em meself, but too many big words cause me to take off mah Peasant Hat to scratch mah noggin'. And then the ravens come and peck out mah brain. (Peasant Hat is a ROLE-PLAYING AID, not a FLAW!)
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Do you allow commoner flaws?
They're not FLAWS! Peasant Hat is a FEATURE, not a BUG! (Just look at my pickture there!)
It's a ROLE-PLAYIN' AID to keep the hat with the -20 Dippomancy modeefieer on or else ta ravens will come and peck out yer brains!
Kairos Dawnfury wrote:
Only to get stabbed in HIS back? Hopefully your PC will fair better! Everyone out there, take a lesson from Leo and know who the RIGHT side is earlier on!